The blonde half-elf would sigh. "Why do you feel the need to do evil deeds? There's going to be someone who stops you, and you know it. For all you know, I may be the one to stop you."
"Why, you ask?" Omicron glanced at Gamma with a confident smirk. "Get track 39 playing. Hit it! "We're making this a musical, whether you like it or not. Cancel the worm, this is our scheme now."
Gamma got out their phone and in a few moments, had a techno instrumental track playing.
Omicron got a microphone out, seemingly from nowhere, and began to sing. "Welcome to schemery, 24/7.5! It never has a valid point, yet nobody asks why. In a pointless world, where nothing makes sense, why not just do what you want? Everybody has their limits but, we'll make chaos, ready or not! "They call it evil, they call it wrong, but it doesn't matter in the end if you're riding on impulsessss!"
"I'm only here because it's a well paying job.... and there's Omicron." Gamma murmured a lyric.
The girl rolls her eyes. "You could use some work, of that I'm sure. You might have a sickness, so I'm the cure. I don't mean to get onto you but let me reassure, but doing things like this make you very immature. Doing things that are good for people are better than doing things that are illegal, so stop trying to be super deceitful, do things that make you and others feel equal."
Omicron looks shocked, then turns to Gamma. "Wait- aren't most of our schemes legal to begin with?"
"Pretty much, minus that one time in space, but that was because those two were there."
"Oh, right, right. I think we're just self-proclaimed evil, then... right?"
"I wouldn't push it that far. I'd say... we're evil by association with GREACS."
"Mm. Okay. Makes sense." Omicron then realizes they've been ignoring this girl for a bit. "Oh, uh... I applaud you. Nice singing. Uh... Et cetera."
"Why, thank you. I've been working on it for a while."
The blonde half-elf female would extend her hand. "A pleasure to meet the two of you though. Please, call me Allora."
Omicron took her hand and shook it. "As you may or may not have heard earlier, I'm Omicron." Omicron let go and allowed Gamma to also give Allora's hand a shake.
"And I'm Gamma."
After the two had shook her hand, Omicron locked eyes with Allora, then looked at the floor. "I think I'll have to admit defeat, at least for today, despite the scheme itself working... I just didn't expect a song battle entirely!"
Allora smiled. "I do have to admit, you were a pretty worthy opponent. I'd love to do this again sometime!"
Omicron looked flabbergasted once more. "An invite? GammadidIjustgetinvitedtosomething? Arewemakingfriendsotherthaneachotherforonce? Ican'tbelievethismallvisitismanagingtobesoeventuful!"
Gamma looked at Omicron, feeling a little exasperated. "Yeah, I guess it is, heh..." A smile crept onto their face.
"Oh, maybe we can invite you to our lair sometime! You can foil one of our schemes or something! Or you can scheme with us, if that's your thing!" Omicron offered.
"That would be fun. Until then, I don't see why we couldn't get to know each other, maybe find some other people to get along with." Allora smiled, putting the new clothes she bought into some satchel on her side.
"Heck ye- oh, wait. Gamma, have we fulfilled our scheme quota already?" Omicron asked.
"Yep."
"Heck yeah! Alrighty then! Let's... do mall things!"
Gamma nodded in agreement. "Let's."
Sorry for switching PO Vs on you guys.
Allora smiled, closing up her satchel. You could see something shiny in it, but only for a second. "So, what should we do first?"
"...We haven't had a normal reason to visit a mall in a while. How about something normal, for once?" Gamma said.
"Normal sounds fun. Let's do that! Whatever is supposed to be normal, anyways!" Omicron added.
"Normal, normal... There's always the food court." Allora would smile. "I could go for something to eat... I don't know why, but I'm in the mood for a cheeseburger."
"Sure, why not!" Omicron said.
"I could eat." Gamma commented.
The two began walking in the direction of the food court.
Once they got to the food court, Allora would go to the burger place. "Excuse me, denizens of the burger kingdom, may I please order a bacon cheeseburger with ketchup and barbecue sauce only?"
The people at the place would be confused as heck, but still bring it out.
Gamma proceeded to buy some boneless barbecue wings, while Omicron got some chow fun, despite not being extremely hungry after those pretzels.
"Aren't those basically just... souped-up chicken nuggets?" Omicron asked, the thought coming to them suddenly.
"...I guess so," Gamma replied nonchalantly.
Allora would find a seat for them, a smile on her face. "So, what got you two into... evil scheming, other than the fact that it's a paying job?"
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"Free lair-slash-house. It gave me an opportunity to move away from home..." Gamma said, trailing off a little. "That, and Omicron's kept me in it and is a good work partner."
"Everything! Scheming! Fun! Money! Housing! Access to blueprints of things that shouldn't exist! Everything!" Omicron exclaimed with much enthusiasm.
"Well, that's always nice. It seems to me that you two get along pretty well. Meanwhile, I haven't really found a suitable... business partner for me. It's not that bad, though. I'll find the perfect fit sooner or later."
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"If you look long enough, you probably will! I don't have any statistics on that, but I think it'll work out anyways," Omicron said, rather optimistic.
"Or maybe it'll happen with zero effort. You never know," Gamma added.
"Thanks for the reassurance!"
Allora would take a bite of her burger, immediately wiping her mouth with a napkin.
"I'm also looking for a future love interest as well, but I'm fairly picky about it."
"Well, aren't we all...?" Gamma said, a little awkwardly, acting as if there was an elephant in the room.
"Yeah, it's fine if you don't settle until you find the one, not just a one," Omicron said in return, seeming utterly oblivious to Gamma's tone.
"Right. But hey, maybe I'll find a connection in here somehow. Get both a business partner and a love interest... Though the chances are pretty low."
Gamma then felt extremely called out, doing their best to not make a face of any sorts. "Yeah... good luck with that..."
"Don't sound all down in the dumps! It's possible." Omicron retorted.
"I'm bored, and we're getting paid for it. That's all, really. Then again... we could've made a different plan and we could just eat these pretzels," Omicron trailed off.
"What, you wanna send out another email worm?" Gamma asked sarcastically.
"Yeah, actually. It'll be easier and probably do less harm, as long as we send them the one we made last month and not the one from October. That one went... awry."
"Yeah, okay, I'll just send it out again, or whatever."
Omicron started eating the pretzels. How uneventful.