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Dhiruxide Phobos from Somewhere and nowhere
Phobos
Nov 5th 2019 at 1:07:59 PM

Dhiruxide approaches Wm, head in his hands and attaches it back with a gross fleshy sound and pulls out an RPG-7 and takes a well-aimed shot at Wm. Wm explodes into Ludicrous Gibs with pizza miraculously intact and flying up in air, which lands into his hands.

Looking to his left and right, he in slow-mo closes pizza to his mouth when all of a sudden...

Edited by Dhiruxide on Nov 5th 2019 at 10:08:32 AM

Violent death is the easy way out.
Awe921 consume your daily C a l c i u m from spot in space and time called my house
consume your daily C a l c i u m
Nov 5th 2019 at 1:59:38 PM

Chef!Awe, having pieced himself back together from Wm's Ludicrous Gibs, takes the pizza during the slowmo. The bizarre fusion between a chef version of Awe and Wm then rushes off.

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CustardAndPie Sliding into my DMs like from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Sliding into my DMs like
Nov 5th 2019 at 2:01:56 PM

Custard, recovered from getting a massive hole in her torso, slow-mo leaps into frame, making various unflattering faces as she tackles Awe. The speed shifts back to normal as they roll down a hill in a Big Ball of Violence. Once they reach the bottom, Custard makes a mad dash for the nearest cave.

Edited by CustardAndPie on Nov 5th 2019 at 4:03:49 AM

I be the witch of the North Woods.
WilliamRadarStorm Clockwise from top left: Matt, Chris, Tom, Gary. from Lancashire, ca. 1878. Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Clockwise from top left: Matt, Chris, Tom, Gary.
Nov 5th 2019 at 2:23:25 PM

But Wm, now forcibly fused with Awe, also lumbers towards the cave, dragging Awe with him!

Custard manages to get in first, but Wm and Awe's combined size blocks the entrance. A predictably one-sided survival fight ensues, which ends with Wm holding the pizza above him like a trophy.

Was it a drunkard, a horse, or a village?
Dhiruxide Phobos from Somewhere and nowhere
Phobos
Nov 5th 2019 at 2:27:49 PM

Dhiruxide arrives at the scene to see the fusion being about to devour the pizza. Enraged, he dials Skynet from future and orders a T-1000 sent back in time.

As T-1000 arrives and causes post-time travel shockwave, he orders it to slice and dice Wm with shape-shifted arm blades and retrieve pizza for him. Which he does.

Dhiruxide throws down the smoke bomb and runs away holding the pizza above his head.

Violent death is the easy way out.
LordQuetzal88 May She Be Worthy Of The Name from the 5:30PM handbasket to Hell Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
May She Be Worthy Of The Name
Nov 6th 2019 at 9:09:38 AM

But he is stopped by Von Vulture, who deports him back to Serbia. Von Vulture takes the pizza as "unclaimed baggage" and escapes.

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Nov 6th 2019 at 9:16:36 AM

Playing kills Vulture with a harpoon gun; then runs off, taking the pizza.

Dhiruxide Phobos from Somewhere and nowhere
Phobos
Nov 6th 2019 at 10:11:02 AM

Dhiruxide comes after playing piloting a Mi-24 Hind and unleashes a rocket barrage on him, blasting him to smithereens as the pizza flies high off into the air, undamaged.

He pulls out the gravity gun and snatches pizza and just as he's about to take a bite, suddenly...

Edited by Dhiruxide on Nov 6th 2019 at 7:13:25 PM

Violent death is the easy way out.
CustardAndPie Sliding into my DMs like from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Sliding into my DMs like
Nov 6th 2019 at 11:37:57 AM

...A fishing hook descends from the sky and yoinks the pizza up to the heavens. Yep, Custard is now the DreamWorks logo.

I be the witch of the North Woods.
AutisticAlivia Doki Pipo ☆ Emotion from Everywhere on TV Tropes Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Doki Pipo ☆ Emotion
Nov 6th 2019 at 1:37:31 PM

Alivia destroys the logo and swipes the pizza.

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KeironCioran Anagolay from Decomposing in the Andean Mountains Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
Anagolay
Nov 6th 2019 at 1:39:28 PM

KeiC snags that pizza and smuggles it up his rectum travelling to Cornwall.

Edited by KeironCioran on Nov 6th 2019 at 1:41:08 AM

Is it a crime?
Dhiruxide Phobos from Somewhere and nowhere
Phobos
Nov 6th 2019 at 3:22:08 PM

Police intercept Kei C and inspect him. They find the pizza which has been covered in shit.

As a punishment, he's forced to bake a new pizza. Half an hour later, after baking a new slice of pizza, Dhiruxide takes it and Kei C is sent off to prison.

Violent death is the easy way out.
sifsand Madman Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
Madman
Nov 6th 2019 at 3:53:04 PM

Sif has returned from the void and snatches the pizza in his mouth, running off like a cat.

Nov 6th 2019 at 7:47:41 PM

Playing chocked the cat with cream, the steals the now cream-covered shut pizza. He washes the pizza.

Dhiruxide Phobos from Somewhere and nowhere
Phobos
Nov 6th 2019 at 9:41:21 PM

Dhiruxide emerges from playing's shadow with a hatchet in his hand and proceeds to hack him to death and takes the freshly washed pizza.

In an Abandoned Warehouse in ass end of nowhere, just when he's about to take a bite, he hears a huge explosion and looks behind him to see...

Violent death is the easy way out.
unfortunatezorua other stories from despacito spaghett ugandan chungus Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
other stories
Nov 7th 2019 at 12:19:43 AM

...Zorua walking away from the explosions with sunglasses on, who proceeds to fire the bazooka they're holding at Dhiruxide. They then loot the pizza from Dhiruxide's body.

[down] But I reject my humanity like pineapples on pizza.

Edited by unfortunatezorua on Nov 7th 2019 at 6:01:23 PM

You all can talk about Metalucy, Rarijack, or Kuzusouda as much as you want but what about my ship lowly peasants
edchump4 Relationship Status: Owner of a lonely heart
Nov 7th 2019 at 12:55:27 AM

edchump, observing the scenario with incredulity, shocked over the fact that people are literally assaulting each other over pizza (seriously you guys, just call Pizza Hut for a delivery or something), attempts to bring an end to this madness by placing pineapple chunks all over the pizza while nobody’s looking.

Awe921 consume your daily C a l c i u m from spot in space and time called my house
consume your daily C a l c i u m
Nov 7th 2019 at 9:20:33 AM

Radioactive!Awe, observing the pineapple pizzas being placed from afar, lands next to the pizza and uses RADIATION to mutate the pineapples into pepperoni. /nobody/ will ever know.

nobody. and then he takes the pizza.

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Nov 8th 2019 at 8:22:17 AM

Playing yeets the pizza into the ocean, then does a cannonball into the ocean.

LordQuetzal88 May She Be Worthy Of The Name from the 5:30PM handbasket to Hell Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
May She Be Worthy Of The Name
Nov 8th 2019 at 1:37:30 PM

Von Vulture drowns him from his boat and begins to eat his own fresh pizza.

Edited by LordQuetzal88 on Nov 8th 2019 at 4:39:17 AM

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Dhiruxide Phobos from Somewhere and nowhere
Phobos
Nov 8th 2019 at 1:40:05 PM

Dhiruxide approaches Von Vulture and uses a freeze ray gun on him. After turning him into solid ice, he shatters him and takes the pizza for himself.

He then uses a magic cleaning wand to clean it off all the filth and bacteria.

Just as he's about to set off, he gets tackled by...

Violent death is the easy way out.
Seaners Just some guy from Manila
Just some guy
Nov 8th 2019 at 2:32:42 PM

A friggin CPR dummy. WOOHOO! I gots the pizza!

Edited by Seaners on Nov 8th 2019 at 6:32:57 PM

*insert edgy 2007-2010 amv here*
CustardAndPie Sliding into my DMs like from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Sliding into my DMs like
Nov 8th 2019 at 5:09:47 PM

Custard grabs the pizza from the dummy and refuses to perform CPR before riding away on a penny-farthing.

I be the witch of the North Woods.
Dhiruxide Phobos from Somewhere and nowhere
Phobos
Nov 8th 2019 at 5:11:55 PM

A vortex tears open beneath Custard, which sucks her to unspeakable eldritch dimension while the pizza safely hovers and lands on ground.

Dhiruxide approaches pizza and picks it up. He slowly walks away whistling without a care in the world...

Edited by Dhiruxide on Nov 8th 2019 at 2:12:07 PM

Violent death is the easy way out.
unfortunatezorua other stories from despacito spaghett ugandan chungus Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
other stories
Nov 8th 2019 at 5:21:10 PM

...when he's shot dead with a bolt action rifle by Zorua, who then picks up the pizza and leaves this timeline through a warp gate.

You all can talk about Metalucy, Rarijack, or Kuzusouda as much as you want but what about my ship lowly peasants

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