its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!
Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.
Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.
Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.
i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-
TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.
R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit." ![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
Awe: "wha- OW F***"
we have a work page
! awesome.
edit, 9/3/2020:
okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.
- please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
- please don't double post.
- please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!
if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too
okay thanks, have fun!
Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM
uwu'd too hard
R3 looks down at the fake pizza, realizes it's a decoy and drops it. He then goes inside the Game Stop and buys a copy of Super Mario 3D All-Stars. He tries to BLJ, then remembers that they prevented you from doing that in this version and stops before he embarrasses himself. Instead, FLUDD appears on his back and sprays water on MP's face, making them drop the pizza as R3 steals it.
Guma uses the Phantom Ruby to travel forward in time to April 1, 2021, making FLUDD disappear from existence. This catches R3 off guard, allowing Guma to steal the pizza.
Suddenly, the goose from Untitled Goose Game starts chasing Guma around and honks very loudly, letting Guma's guard down. The human Goose then grabs the Pizza from Guma.
uwu'd too hard
Suddenly, whatever's giving R3 his powers remembers that although 3D All-Stars may not be purchasable on April 1st, it can still be played, and time rewinds back to when FLUDD originally disappeared. Because of that, R3 is not caught off guard, Guma's plan doesn't work, and R3 has the pizza.
Kuma appreciation gang
madface8 rides on his Orangecycle to the scene, and manages to turn every country into water, and the oceans into land. He then converts his Orangecycle into the Orangeboat and steals the pizza from the drowning R3K.
Pizza is mine. Mother Russia is pleased.
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
What comes up
A horde of zombies summoned by Superjohn rip into mads submarine, then eat mad alive. John then grabs the pizza and flees into another universe, since the one they're in is kinda dead.
"So I'm going to be a hero. I'll make that money...So that my mom and dad can have easier lives!"
uwu'd too hard
One that is the same, except the land and water on earth are switched. Which means it's now identical to normal earth. Whatever, R3 flies over on FLUDD and drops down on Superjohn, crushing them and giving R3 the pizza. R3 then flies away.
Edited by R3Ked on Nov 30th 2020 at 7:56:11 AM
Title
Dookie dies
But he respawns
And he takes the pizza
Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Nov 30th 2020 at 8:14:53 AM
Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy
Electro Archon
I use my Hackerman powers to glitch Dookie out of existence, spawn point included. I then also presume to duplicate The Pizza 128 times over, also using glitches. Now no one will ever know which one's the real Pizza!
Edited by MOARPYLONZ on Nov 30th 2020 at 8:25:46 AM
The They who said it
A cunning plan?
Certainly not.
An easy way around it?
Indeed there is.
Florien and Florian stab Pylons in the back with an ice-pick and take all 128 Pizzas to a sorting facility, and discover the real one. They then get into a battle-blimp and fly out over the ocean.
my current job
...at which point the battle blimp promptly goes full Hindenburg.
Good job picking the perfect grave for yourselves!
Wm swipes the pizza, sets off all the escape pods before getting in the last one himself, pizza in tow. He watches the blimp go down.
Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Nov 30th 2020 at 9:40:06 AM
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
An eagle
Suddenly, WM's escape pod gets approached by a starship. It then picks it with a tractor to reveal that Billy is the one piloting it. As the CEO of Eagle's Hawk Corporation and nominator makes his debut (as yet another data clone for this universe), he shots WM and steal the pizza.
Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).
Kuma appreciation gang
madface8 is just derping around playing Minesweeper on his home computer, but he somehow hacks into the starship's control panel and blows it up from the inside. The pizza falls on madface8's head, and he has no idea that he stole it.
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
Electro Archon
MP gives Mad some orange juice to wash down the pizza. The orange juice is laced with both Ricin and Cyanide. After Mad dies, MP grabs the pizza and heads for the nearest California Pizza Kitchen to infuse The Pizza with the essence and ingredients of BBQ Chicken.
What comes up
Unfortunately Superjohn is inside, he drives MP in the sink and takes the pizza, then lights the place on fire as he walks out. He then takes off on his demonic motorcycle.
"So I'm going to be a hero. I'll make that money...So that my mom and dad can have easier lives!"
A very angy egg
The BBQ Chicken on the Pizza attracts Moon, who enjoys eating it, so she shows up and takes the pizza, running all the way to Florida, where she winds up flattened by rainbow soap bars, which somehow missed the Pizza. All that can be seen is an arm sticking out of a pile of multi-coloured soap bars holding the Pizza, which is when..................................
Edited by SmilyTrope112 on Dec 1st 2020 at 3:41:43 PM
Why's this eggo angy all the time? | Current video game focus: Minecraft
An eagle
Billy, who regenerates again as a data clone, simply swipes the pizza from her hand. This time he leaves with a futuristic looking flying car, which is also hacking proof
Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).
uwu'd too hard
R3 runs out of water causing him to fall right on top of Billy's flying car. He smashes the windows and takes the pizza, then jumps down to a nearby fountain to refill, when...
Edited by R3Ked on Dec 1st 2020 at 10:09:49 AM
Electro Archon
MP traps R3 in a Super Mario Sunshine player's worst nightmare: Pachinko. MP grabs the pizza and then grabs every single game in the nearby GameStop as possible.
A very angy egg
Cobalt just so happened to be there, and she was watching the games get snatched up. So, she discretely takes the pizza while the games get looted, and sneaks off with it. She can only make it so far before Floridians crowd around her celebrating 'Day of the Gelatin Babies' with BBQ sauce cannons. Cobalt could only stare in shock as Tiger takes the pizza from her, walks over to Moon, who's only just got herself out of the pile of soap bars, and gives it to her, who delivers it to a new address, and rings the doorbell to find out that the resident is.......................
Why's this eggo angy all the time? | Current video game focus: Minecraft
Your Lord And Savior
Appearing from the other side of the space time continuum, Yayakuza steals the very molecules of the pizza with his space powers.
I am become dubstep, destroyer of taste
uwu'd too hard
R3 is teleported with the pizza and quickly punches Yayakuza into next week. Literally, this is one of the rare spots in space where you can travel through time by moving.
Edited by R3Ked on Dec 1st 2020 at 2:00:20 AM
The They who said it
Florien and Florian happen to know that a rare spot in space where you can travel through time by moving is called "a black hole". They dump positively charged particles into the black hole, shrinking its event horizon past R3K, and then take the Pizza before pushing R3K the rest of the way in.
Suddenly a swarm of space corvidae lead by Goose riding a Corviknight, which then pecks Florien's and Florian's eyes out a la Cinderella, allowing Goose to grab the pizza and flee via portal to another world. However, there's something at the other side of the portal...
Edited by GoosefromWikipedia on Dec 1st 2020 at 6:06:47 AM
MP: Give me your face!
MP does their best Optimus Prime impression, ripping Tzaoray's face clean off, including The Pizza.