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Superjohn Moonlighting from Florida Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Moonlighting
Nov 13th 2020 at 6:57:45 PM

Superjohn, who challenges WM to a game of poker for the pizza (and his soul). Superjohn wins and gets WM's soul and the pizza, taking the pizza with him as he hunts down a taxi.

Edited by Superjohn on Nov 13th 2020 at 8:58:06 AM

OC do not steal.
Florien The True Adventurer from a place where things are "different."
The True Adventurer
Nov 13th 2020 at 7:03:52 PM

We've got a taxi over here!

WOO SPEEDING UP!

WAIT NO I WANTED TO PICK HIM UP!

Superjohn is run over before anything unusually creative can be done, and Florien catches the Pizza on the windshield. However, they accidently hit the windshield wipers and knock the Pizza into the clutches of...

Adventuring is like demolition work, except for living things instead of buildings. (Though sometimes the buildings are alive too.)
MOARPYLONZ Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Nov 14th 2020 at 8:05:20 AM

...MP, who blows up the taxi with an Alpha Strike Macross Missile Massacre just to be sure.

Chica: Don't you think that was a bit much?

MP: ... No.

They follow Baby's trail once more, when suddenly...

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tzaoray "Why am i Mr. Pink?" from somewhere in south korea Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
"Why am i Mr. Pink?"
Nov 14th 2020 at 10:11:25 AM

An [nja] bomb pops out of nowhere and blows them both up.

I then walk to the unscathed pizza and hugged it tight to my chest.

Edited by tzaoray on Nov 15th 2020 at 3:12:25 AM

look at this mom i have a normal signature are you proud of me now mom?
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
Nov 14th 2020 at 11:14:41 AM

Unfortunately, Wm, now dressed as a Xenomorph, pops out of Tzaoray's chest. How did he get there, you ask? We legally can't say without getting this thread locked.

Tzaoray now scarred for life in more ways than one, Wm yoinks the pizza and hightails it to the set of Aliens. His "had to be small enough to fit in a human chest" legs do not carry him very far, and he is stopped by...

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
vjoi In their tounge hes dovahkiin, DRAGONBORN! from The South.
In their tounge hes dovahkiin, DRAGONBORN!
Nov 15th 2020 at 4:17:33 AM

The ground exploding outward, As a being who Was Once a Man rises from the crater and and omnious aura fills the air..

   Hello old friend, I've been looking forward to this meeting over those thousands of long years. . . Sense you left me to die, Sense you left me with HIM!   

His skin was jewel-like scales, his body filled with a royal purple glow that flowed through his many scars like a macabre spiderweb, And his eyes filled with The Power of Hate.

   I Grew quite a close bond with my cell mate as we were torn apart again and again. Now He is I, I am Him, We are one!   

With great speed the creature rushed to Tzaoray, and extended a single hand.

   Our name is Vjoi-682. We'd like to say hello, good bye, . . . and HAKAI!   


Within an instant Tzaoray was gone, reduced to atoms. Vjoi-682 decided not to stop there though as he took the pizza in one hand and with a smile, charged a bolt of destruction energy in the other. . .

Edited by vjoi on Nov 16th 2020 at 3:47:22 AM

wingedcatgirl Watch that pink smoke swooce right in from The Murder-Free Hotel
Watch that pink smoke swooce right in
Nov 15th 2020 at 5:05:15 AM

Vjol-682 blasted a hole in spacetime and left for his pocket dimension or whatever.

Unfortunately for him, Sylvi had just, kinda, quietly grabbed the pizza out of his hand while he wasn't looking.

She turns and walks in the opposite direction...

Sylvi& | it/they/she | plural trans catgirl | Trouble Cube | avatar by Madame Butterfly Knife
TheGeekArtist08 Please protect Gin. from Apple Town Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Please protect Gin.
Nov 15th 2020 at 5:07:31 AM

..where Tory is waiting. They just tackle Sylvi, taking the pizza afterwards.

I can read the room too, meow! My name is Gin Ibushi, woof! Im a 6th grader, meow!
MOARPYLONZ Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Nov 15th 2020 at 6:49:35 AM

Chica: Mangle, get 'em!

Mangle: (unintelligible static) (Translation: Woof!)

Mangle bites off Tory's frontal lobe, instantly knocking them out.

MP: I have to ask... What's your stake against Willy, anyway?

Chica: A few decades ago, he killed my dog to create Mangle as part of his Remnant experiments. And then he killed me and my friends. The only reason why I even teamed up with Willy is that he'd promised to reunite me with my friends. I wasn't actually the mole, I was just pretending. Oh, and my real name is Susie.

MP: Okay, then! Let's go get your friends back!

MP, Chica, and Mangle hop into a portal to find the other Missing Children, when suddenly...

Edited by MOARPYLONZ on Nov 15th 2020 at 6:51:27 AM

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NineTailedCat Hey, Adora from bad to worse Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Hey, Adora
Nov 15th 2020 at 11:01:50 PM

...Nine-Tailed Cat emerges from the other side. He raises his three-way laser to zap them, but then notices that they didn't actually pick up the pizza. Thus, he lets them past and grabs it himself.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Florien The True Adventurer from a place where things are "different."
The True Adventurer
Nov 15th 2020 at 11:11:17 PM

And then, from the shadows, Florien and Florian step, armed with the ultimate weapon. A ladle taped to a meat-fork glued to a pair of tongs! The mere sight of the weapon is so fearsome Nine Tailed Cat dies of horror, and Florien and Florian run off with the Pizza.

Adventuring is like demolition work, except for living things instead of buildings. (Though sometimes the buildings are alive too.)
tzaoray "Why am i Mr. Pink?" from somewhere in south korea Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
"Why am i Mr. Pink?"
Nov 16th 2020 at 10:49:08 PM

Only to get blown up by an explosion caused by the power of Deus ex Machina, which also blows me out of the afterlife.

I start touching the pizza to see if im still alive.

However this distracts me from...

Edited by tzaoray on Nov 17th 2020 at 3:51:41 AM

look at this mom i have a normal signature are you proud of me now mom?
TheGeekArtist08 Please protect Gin. from Apple Town Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Please protect Gin.
Nov 16th 2020 at 10:51:53 PM

...Tory, who recovered from the injuries Mangle gave. They took the pizza and runs for their life, when suddenly...

I can read the room too, meow! My name is Gin Ibushi, woof! Im a 6th grader, meow!
MOARPYLONZ Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Nov 17th 2020 at 6:44:17 AM

Baby scoops Tory and runs off with the pizza, but before she can get to the nearest Freddy's, MP and Freddy's entire gang hit her with an electromagnetic pulse and disassemble her. MP splits the pizza between them and Freddy's gang.

MP: How do we have everyone already? It hasn't even been five posts.

Chica: I'm sure whomever is reading our adventures will hand wave this.

MP: You're right.

MP and Chica do an Aside Glance and stare directly at the camera.

Edited by MOARPYLONZ on Nov 17th 2020 at 8:19:07 AM

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Florien The True Adventurer from a place where things are "different."
The True Adventurer
Nov 17th 2020 at 2:16:22 PM

The Camera being operated by Florien and Florian! Which is also a gun! A early 1900s maxim gun! (With a modern camera duct-taped on..) Soon, all of MP's crew are riddled with bullets, and thus thoroughly dead. Florien runs off with the Pizza, with Florian (carrying the Maxim gun) close behind.

Adventuring is like demolition work, except for living things instead of buildings. (Though sometimes the buildings are alive too.)
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
Nov 17th 2020 at 2:52:21 PM

Unfortunately, before the Florie/ans can leave, they are stopped by Mr. E. Meddling, who verbally accosts them for killing the previous characters.

DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?! WE WERE GOING TO HAVE AN ENTIRE LINE OF MERCHANDISING! AFTON THE LUNCH BOX, CHICA THE BREAKFAST CEREAL, MOARPY THE FLAMETHROWER... THAT WAS OUR MOST PROFITABLE PLOTLINE YET! NOW THE SHOW HAD ACTUAL STAKES! AND YOU JUST KILLED OUR ACTORS DURING THEIR SHOOT!

During this heated (and quite frankly, pointless, considering how we treat death here) exchange, Wm, back in his stagehand disguise, swipes the pizza and takes it to the break room. He's about to dig into it WHEN SUDDENLY...

Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Nov 17th 2020 at 2:53:37 AM

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
NineTailedCat Hey, Adora from bad to worse Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Hey, Adora
Nov 17th 2020 at 3:00:58 PM

...Nine-Tailed Cat, having misinterpreted the phrase "break room", rushes in with a sledgehammer and starts wrecking the place. He brings down the walls and ceiling on Wm, then grabs the pizza out of the rubble and makes a break for it.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Superjohn Moonlighting from Florida Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Moonlighting
Nov 17th 2020 at 3:02:16 PM

Only to get captured by Superjohn, who rips Cat in half and flies off with the pizza.

OC do not steal.
MOARPYLONZ Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Nov 17th 2020 at 4:26:24 PM

MP: Surprise!

MP hits Superjohn with a Wave-Motion Gun arm cannon, along with Freddy's gang assaulting Superjohn with an Alpha Strike of missiles, bullets, and lasers. MP grabs the pizza and stores it in a dimension comprising of only pizza.

Chica: How did you get our brains uploaded into these sweet robot/android bodies? I'm loving this upgrade!

MP: A friend.

Chica: Now then... Let's get Willy!

MP and Freddy's gang go to the headquarters of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. They storm the place and corner William Afton, ready to fight him, when suddenly...

Edited by MOARPYLONZ on Nov 17th 2020 at 4:28:19 AM

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WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
Nov 17th 2020 at 4:38:21 PM

Wm decides to take this Pizza-getting up a notch by stealing the dimension made entirely of pizza.

To do this, he purchases a [[value of pizza dimension]+1] dimension, which generates enough dimensions that nobody will notice one missing dimension. Then he moves the dimension by making it one axis of three-dimensional space.

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
MOARPYLONZ Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
dvorak Cheeky Sulu from Directly behind you; masquerading as your shadow Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Cheeky Sulu
Nov 20th 2020 at 10:14:20 AM

Dvorak makes a surprise reappearance and steals the pizza for old time's sake (and to keep the game alive). He's just about to chow down, when...!

Now everybody pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am.
Superjohn Moonlighting from Florida Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Moonlighting
Nov 20th 2020 at 10:45:19 AM

Superjohn appears and give Dvorak a hug, unfortunately John doesn't know his own strength and breaks Dvorak's spine. Superjohn shrugs and takes the pizza with him on his motorcycle.

OC do not steal.
Nov 20th 2020 at 11:26:33 AM

The wheels on Johns motorcycle deflate suddenly, causing him to veer off of a cliff and die horribly. In a completely unrelated incident, Guma takes the pizza.

MOARPYLONZ Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Nov 20th 2020 at 1:07:13 PM

William Afton uses Glitchtrap to perform a Grand Theft Me on Guma. Afton, now in Guma's body, flees, pizza in tow, along with his animatronic army.

William: Now... You will truly be purple-eyed! Ha ha ha!

Edited by MOARPYLONZ on Nov 20th 2020 at 6:27:27 AM

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