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I steal a Space Machine and convert it into a Time Machine, travel back to a point in time where I have my arms and stop previous KOS from getting the pizza, which then erased the timeline where Delphine steals the pizza from me and she shatters across time and space.
I shatter too and miraculously end up with the pizza.
Edited by KingOfStickers on Oct 29th 2019 at 12:13:43 PM
houseowner!awe intercepts the bloodstained cruiser as it appears again for another awe to step in, warping, stabbing King with the tip via Tele-Frag, taking the pizza as normal!awe pops out of existence via the paradox caused by the loop not continuing. looking at the mayhem he caused by attempting a pizza time with only 1 pizza, he decides to travel back to page 1 in his cruiser.
Edited by Awe921 on Oct 29th 2019 at 8:15:47 AM
I perform a Space Time vibe check on awe.
He fails the vibe check.
I get the pizza.
Edited by KingOfStickers on Oct 29th 2019 at 12:17:27 PM
the awe whos stuck in the timeloop fails the check (timeloop!awe, maybe?), but houseowner!awe warps back with the cruiser, this time crushing King via warping above him. the pizza was sent flying from their hands, but awe 'lassos' it with the lifeguard ring on the cruiser, retrieving it.
Wm, this time dressed as a British Army colonel, abruptly walks onstage/onscreen/equivalent and yells "RIGHT! STOP THAT! THAT'S SILLY!"
He then confiscates the pizza (again), still tied to the lasso. The rope leaves quite a long trail behind him...
"KILLER QUEEN HAS ALREADY TOUCHED THAT PIZZA." A click is heard, the the rope that is tied to the pizza blows up.
The blonde man hands the pizza over to me. He nods and I whisper something into his ear as I give him money.
houseowner!awe drags a high school student with a wacky hair (which said student would take great offense to if said hair is insulted) by hand and points to the blonde man. "thats kira." asskicking ensues as awe snags the pizza in the confusion.
Playing smacks the pizza out of Awe's hand with a twig.
houseowner!awe tears a hole in Playing, hides the pizza in that hole in their body, and run away while carrying the pizza inside Playing, which means dragging their soon-to-be-corpse around. guess the space and time vibe check finally caught up with me
Edited by Awe921 on Oct 29th 2019 at 10:11:19 AM
Zorua stabs themselves with an arrow and proceeds to murder Awe, trapping him in a loop of deaths that never ends. They then take the infinite amount of pizzas from the infinite deaths and haul ass out of there.
One of the pizzas from Zorua's infinite pile lands in Puma's hands. Puma goes into BSOD mode. A truly infinite amount of pizza means literally everyone can have some, meaning there is no need for this mad, violent chase anymore...
But then the Status Quo appears and reverts the pizzas back to one - the one Puma is holding. Puma runs.
Edited by DrNoPuma on Oct 29th 2019 at 10:35:48 AM
Playing uses a fishing hook and line to grab the pizza.
I use a vacuum cleaner to suck up the pizza, not caring how dirty the pizza gets from the filth inside the cleaner.
Custard takes the pizza and cleans it off with a hose. She then uses the hose to swing across a bunch of nearby trees while doing the world's worst Tarzan yell.
West rides on a dragon and snatches Custardís pizza.
Playing kills the dragon, then takes the pizza.
GC knocks out Playing with a baseball bat, then flushes the pizza down the toilet as he's already full.
GoldenCityBird, camping in the sewers, catches the pizza, notices that it's wet, and leaves it on a clothesline to dry.
Dressed as a Blatant Burglar, Ten snatches the pizza from the clothesline, puts it in an oversied bag, and sneak-walks off with it, smiling an evil smile.
Puma stops Ten, claiming to be a bag inspector. He orders Ten to empty the contents of the bag, then takes the pizza and runs.
Playing grabs the oversized bag and runs into a McDonalds.
Disguised as Ronald McDonald, GC steals the pizza while Playing is busy with a Happy Meal. Seeing that the pizza has gotten cold from all this, he decides to literally nuke it.
from the radiation, an Awe grows from the pizza, jumps out of it and snags the pizza. Now there are 2 awes stuck in a time loop, as Radioactive!Awe takes the spotlight. he uses his mutation powers to grow wings and take off into the sky.
Awe unfortunately doesn't get very far up before johannes grabs on and fights him in the air, both of them crash down into the pavement
radioactive!awe grows 2 extra limbs to wrestle Johannes into the ground, doing a suplex and crashing into the ground. after Johannes is dealt with, the radioactive green menace takes their pizza and slaps the suplexed body of Johannes with his 4 radioactive arms, before finding a lake, discarding their wings for fins to swim instead. he proceeds to swim.
Edited by Awe921 on Oct 30th 2019 at 11:37:02 AM
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