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PointMaid Hobbit In Space
Hobbit In Space
Jul 21st 2020 at 2:57:46 PM

Hahaha! PointMaid, in bat-form, flies away with the pizza. She reconfigured her wormhole to end up here. Now to make it unstable and pilot this thing away before everyone else comes through...

Gonna need a bigger bookshelf. | My Science Fiction Text Adventure
Jul 21st 2020 at 3:06:59 PM

The unstable wormhole becomes a black hole, sucking Point Maid back inside. Jake has no idea what on earth is going on, but he wants that pizza. As everyone is sucked into the black hole, Jake steals the pizza from the less confused, but still confused Point Maid.

KungFuCutBug go Pico, yeah, yeah, go Pico, oh from the coldest freezers in Hell Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
go Pico, yeah, yeah, go Pico, oh
Jul 21st 2020 at 4:46:14 PM

[Cutbug walks out of the blackhole unharmed, casually swipes the pizza from Jake, and walks back in.]

Week 3 of Friday Night Funkin' is the best one and you can’t change my mind
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
Jul 21st 2020 at 5:01:19 PM

The inside of the black hole looks like a Dali painting. Wm, now dressed as a melting clock, "melts" onto the pizza held by Catbug, and from inside his disguise yoinks the pizza before throwing his clock disguise onto Catbug to disorient them and escape.

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
dvorak Cheeky Sulu from Directly behind you; masquerading as your shadow Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Cheeky Sulu
Jul 21st 2020 at 5:57:26 PM

Forgot that I haunted the ship, did you? Not a one of you are leaving alive with my pizza. One is driven to madness, another finds themselves lost in the dark, and two at once are brained by an unusually aggressive toolbox.

I realize I can't actually eat the pizza as a spook when my mouth closes on a slice, but I taste nothing; nor is a peice bitten off.

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!

Edited by dvorak on Jul 21st 2020 at 8:19:20 AM

Now everybody pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am.
NineTailedCat Hey, Adora from bad to worse Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Hey, Adora
Jul 21st 2020 at 6:00:53 PM

Nine-Tailed Cat calls the Ghostbusters to capture the spirit of Dvorak, then comes in once they're done to take the pizza for himself.

[down]Oh, cool, I'm a "the" now!

Edited by NineTailedCat on Jul 21st 2020 at 6:22:45 AM

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
AdeptGaderius from The Backrooms Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Jul 21st 2020 at 6:09:14 PM

Adept summons the Incredible Hulk, which proceeds to grab the pizza from the Nine-Tailed Cat. Then, Adept escapes through a portal that takes him to 1970s America, where he hides among the normal populace.

Edited by AdeptGaderius on Jul 21st 2020 at 6:10:00 AM

Visit the Adept Gaderius
GoldenCityBird from the UK
Jul 22nd 2020 at 6:12:15 AM

The thing is, Adept never took the pizza. GCB manages to calm down the Hulk, changing him back to Bruce Banner. He then purchases the pizza for £4, and boards a steam train.

dvorak Cheeky Sulu from Directly behind you; masquerading as your shadow Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Cheeky Sulu
Jul 22nd 2020 at 7:19:13 AM

"So, what are you in for?"

"A rousing game of 'Get That Pizza.' You?"

"Haunting the Library."

Suddenly, containment fails. I suspect a certain emasculated mayor. As the other ghosts and I flee Ghostbusters HQ, I begin to plan. I can defend the pizza against all comers in my Domain, but that is meaningless if I can't actually eat it. I need a body. It'll be a major downgrade in power, but I can eat again.

I awaken on a gourney. I feel... well, like I got run over by a car. I stir. The mortician tries to put my arm back on my chest. I sit up, bones grinding. He flees. I'll need to fix this body...

Staples and thread. Bones and insides. A hell of a lot of morpheine and liquid bandage.

A 6th sense guides me to that disc of cheesy goodness...

G̺̟̣o̠͍͋͊l͖͚̰̹̗̟̐͛̾̌̎̈d̓͐en̞̹͕̭͛̽͛̉Ć͔͕ͪi̖̗̖̖͔ͮ͂ͯ̌ͣt̾ͭͬ̎͑͂͑ỷ͊ͬ̃B̅̽i̘͉̫͔̫̓ͫ̄͛ͬr̐ͦd͙͎̥̹̱͔!̖͉̲̺͒̾ͫ̾ ̏̄I̱ͦt'͇͎̼̝̻ͩͨͪͣ͋̚ͅs̩̤̻̜̱ ̯̅p̺̞ĭ̤z̪̹̩̼̆̊͛̅z͙̼̯̻͈͐̽ͦ̔ͤ̈ͅã͙͈̜̐́ ̥̈́d̞̙̭̣aͦͣy͍̞͕̻͍̟ͤͣͯ̈̉ͦ!̳̼͓͎̗̖̩̓͑̎͊̽̓ͪ ̥͈̪̰͍̻̫I̺͇̬͋̔̚ ̠̪̻͌̅̈́wa̰̜̣̣̠̓͛ͫͫͨnt̪̩̱͙͇͓ ̳̞̟͇͎̗̮́̄̌̋͂́̀m̅ͪ̔̏͗ỵ̣͓̲͚̮ͫͤ̿̊̀̉̆ͅ p͉̓izz̹̰͔͑̽ͯa!

I tear the pizza from their grip and shamble off at top speed.

Edited by dvorak on Jul 22nd 2020 at 7:42:30 AM

Now everybody pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am.
PointMaid Hobbit In Space
Hobbit In Space
Jul 22nd 2020 at 8:34:33 AM

All the blood (and pizza sauce) draws the vampire PointMaid, who has been disguising herself as a hospital orderly for access to the blood bank. (A vampire cannot live on pizza alone.) She easily catches up with dvorak, whose new body is still healing, and heads off with the pizza. Until...

Gonna need a bigger bookshelf. | My Science Fiction Text Adventure
KungFuCutBug go Pico, yeah, yeah, go Pico, oh from the coldest freezers in Hell Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
go Pico, yeah, yeah, go Pico, oh
Jul 22nd 2020 at 9:01:16 AM

[...until Cutbug abruptly drops down from the sky and splits PointMaid in half vertical-ways with a wooden stake. They grab the pizza and make sure that their stunt didn't affect the pizza—it didn't—and run like hell towards a nearby ambulance, driving away as fast as they can. Unfortunately for them, someone else happens to be in the ambulance at the same time...]

Week 3 of Friday Night Funkin' is the best one and you can’t change my mind
Jul 22nd 2020 at 11:28:34 AM

...Jake! He straps Cutbug to a chair and performs Meat Grinder Surgery. Then, he disinfects the pizza, takes off his surgeon attire, and prepares to bite into the pizza...

NineTailedCat Hey, Adora from bad to worse Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Hey, Adora
Jul 22nd 2020 at 11:57:39 AM

...when (the) Nine-Tailed Cat shows up in a police car, pulls the ambulance over for "reckless driving", and zaps Jake unconscious with a taser before taking the pizza himself.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Awe921 Trace Belleby
Trace Belleby
Jul 22nd 2020 at 12:27:03 PM

meanwhile, awe has finished building a Kill Sat, combined with a Puppet Gun. he then points the pewpew at ninetailedcat. the gun locks because of a safety feature, as his conscience tells him something along the lines of 'You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Earth!'

... unfortunately, awe is not too interested in morality, so he turns off the safety and pulls the trigger again, vaporizing ninetailedcat and anyone nearby, as he scurries to the ashen remains of.. literally everything that used to be there, and grabs the Pizza.

Edited by Awe921 on Jul 22nd 2020 at 12:28:19 PM

dvorak Cheeky Sulu from Directly behind you; masquerading as your shadow Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Cheeky Sulu
Jul 22nd 2020 at 1:23:16 PM

It is simultaneously grabbed by the iron grip of the revenant.

"W̻hěre'̺̘s ͈͆m̪͙y p͔̬͎ͪ̎ͦi͔̩̓͒z̫ͅz̏͒a̬̗͍!?̪͉̝͌͑̂ I̍̅̚t'̳̠̫̓̐̄sͯ̍ ̜͍ͣͣpiz̫̊za d̆ay!̻̣̱ I̳̳ ̼́w̉̋a̳̥̝n̩̯̑̍t ̘̤̥ͪ̊̃my̹͎̥ ͍̙p̱ͣi̳͇ͧ̓z̪̼za̤̲ a͈̪̭ͯͥ̊n̺̥ͫ̓d͈ ̩̈I̭͍ͥ͂ a̻̟̠ͫͯ̈́i̠m t̗̦̰̑̋ͭo̯͓͎ gͨͬet̲͖̟ ̠̙ͬ̃it̝̜!͆͗ͨ" Dvorak wails, giving Awe a fatal heart attack from the shock.

"I got my pizza!" Dvorak says smugly. When all of a sudden...

Edited by dvorak on Jul 22nd 2020 at 1:30:42 AM

Now everybody pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am.
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
Jul 22nd 2020 at 2:24:26 PM

Wm, now dressed in a particularly rogue-esque cloak, makes (and succeeds) his thievery roll, then yoinks the pizza. Now in full rogue mode, he makes a stealth check and succeeds against Dvorak, but fails against...

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
NineTailedCat Hey, Adora from bad to worse Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Hey, Adora
Jul 22nd 2020 at 2:52:31 PM

...a spare clone of Nine-Tailed Cat, who proceeds to blast him senseless with a large number of Magic Missiles and seize the pizza.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Jul 22nd 2020 at 3:29:28 PM

Jake sneaks up on Nine-Tailed Cat. He uses a shrink ray on them and chuckles as they’re crushed under the pizza’s weight. Jake licks his lips and grabs the pizza...

PointMaid Hobbit In Space
Hobbit In Space
Jul 22nd 2020 at 4:16:56 PM

PointMaid (despite being previously staked) arises ominously from the grave and grabs the shrink ray, miniaturizing both herself and the pizza to the proportions of a dust mite. She floats off on a breeze, fangs flashing and ready to take a bite.

Gonna need a bigger bookshelf. | My Science Fiction Text Adventure
dvorak Cheeky Sulu from Directly behind you; masquerading as your shadow Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Cheeky Sulu
Jul 22nd 2020 at 8:28:21 PM

...When she's squashed with a flyswatter. Doubtless, she's only severely hurt rather than dead, so I take the pizza-now inexplicably back to normal, it's even oven-fresh-and run. Er, lurch.

Edited by dvorak on Jul 22nd 2020 at 8:33:18 AM

Now everybody pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am.
AdeptGaderius from The Backrooms Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Jul 22nd 2020 at 9:30:04 PM

Adept takes the pizza from Dvorak. Adept suddenly vanishes with the pizza to somewhere else. The pizza on Dvorak's hand is replaced with a cardboard and plastic pizza.

Visit the Adept Gaderius
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
Jul 22nd 2020 at 9:50:02 PM

Unfortunately, Wm has installed the pizza-tracker app on his phone and now knows Adept's secret location! Through a tense cat-and-mouse game, Wm (now dressed as a hard-boiled detective) sneaks around the streets of Pizzaberg chasing Adept as he makes his getaway. He makes the first move and shoot Adept, and is about to grab the pizza when...

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Jul 23rd 2020 at 9:44:46 AM

Jake suddenly appears! He had shrunk himself and jumped onto the pizza to follow Adept! While Wm is confused, Jake smacks him with the still very edible pizza and runs away.

dvorak Cheeky Sulu from Directly behind you; masquerading as your shadow Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Cheeky Sulu
Jul 23rd 2020 at 11:20:17 AM

He gets a plastic pizza frisbee'd into the back of his head, stunning him. Dvorak catches the (real) pizza in mid-air and escapes down a storm drain with it.

Edited by dvorak on Jul 23rd 2020 at 11:20:21 AM

Now everybody pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am.
Jul 23rd 2020 at 11:26:05 AM

At the end of a storm drain, two Dhiruxides wait for Dvorak. The one on right, armed with a tranq gun, incapacitates Dvorak and takes the pizza. Really, even one Dhiruxide should've been enough, but for the hell of it.

Then both Dhiruxides exit out...to blend in with the Dhiruxide clone populace. The pizza has been hidden, and it could be in any of the Dhiruxide's hands. Clone Army, bitches!

Edited by Dhiruxide on Jul 23rd 2020 at 11:29:57 AM


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