its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!
Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.
Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.
Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.
i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-
TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.
R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit." ![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
Awe: "wha- OW F***"
we have a work page
! awesome.
edit, 9/3/2020:
okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.
- please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
- please don't double post.
- please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!
if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too
okay thanks, have fun!
Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM
my current job
Wm bribes a guard to pour soda on the tractor beam's computer, then stands directly below the pizza, catching it.
Wm shoots the fishing net with a harpoon gun, then sprints to the tree it got pinned to, and grabs the pizza.![[nja]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/user_ninja_2074.png "[nja]"){kind=small}
Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Oct 27th 2019 at 11:38:54 AM
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Nine-Tailed Cat casts Hold Person on Wm, then grabs the pizza before it wears off.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Zorua stops time, traps NineTailedCat under a steamroller, and grabs the pizza before running.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Oh Captain!~
Custard throws a grappling hook at Zorua, allowing her to grab onto Zorua to retrieve the pizza. She then reuses said grappling hook to hoist herself up the nearest cliff.
Ye got ninja'd mate
Edited by CustardAndPie on Oct 27th 2019 at 11:53:11 AM
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Mighty demon dog-thing
johannes waits for Custard to reach the top so he can crab the pizza out of her hands and kick her off
Edited by johannes4123 on Oct 27th 2019 at 5:59:43 PM
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
sabrina_diamond tries to grab the pizza with her hands.
In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!
Oh Captain!~
Custard grabs the pizza out of Sabrina's hands, using a random car as a getaway vehicle.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Nine-Tailed Cat jumps out of the back seat, grabs the pizza and bails out.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Puma somehow knew exactly when and where Nine-Tailed Cat was going to jump out, so he catches him... then takes the pizza, drops him on the ground, and runs.
Edited by DrNoPuma on Oct 27th 2019 at 1:11:50 PM
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Always open to sharing avatars.
Myskywarm trips Puma and takes the pizza.
The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.
Zorua whacks Myskywarm over the head with a replica buster sword and takes the dropped pizza.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Cioran prison shanks Zorua and snatches the pizza.
Heya there! I'm West.
West slaps Keiron, then snatches the already getting worse pizza.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Secret Agent2583
I Instant Transmission and grab the pizza which is smelling bad... after knocking out JTTW
Edited by Agent2583 on Oct 28th 2019 at 10:17:52 AM
Ruler of Everything
I snatch the pizza when his guard is down.
"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017
82123
Tabby’s forward momentum as she takes the pizza from 2583 leads her to whirl into a bespectacled lad with the pizza box in her hand. As Tre grabs hold of the box, the pie falls out and into the street, where it is promptly sped over by a Corvette, splattering all over him.
“...Someone ordered pineapple on this thing,” he says, prompting a sitcom-styled laugh track. As if on cue, another one emerges inside the box within his tomato sauce-soaked hands, and he looks down, confused...
Edited by Tre on Oct 28th 2019 at 8:44:53 AM
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
I'm back, I guess.
Alivia punches Tabby and takes the pizza
I can't think of a good signature.
KC acquires the pizza that miraculously appeared in Tre's hands, that somehow got back in Tabby's, before being stolen by Alivia by throwing a smoke-bomb and swiping it.
eh
Awe grabs a vacuum belonging to the house's owner, sucking the smoke and the pizza along in it, before running off with the container holding the pizza.
Puma grabs the container with the pizza using a lasso.
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Mighty demon dog-thing
johannes shows off his new magic trick by pulling the pizza out of a hat, in the process revealing that the container is completely empty
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
GCB pulls Johannes out of his hat, snatches the pizza and leaves on a motorcycle.
TRS Wick Cleaning
my current job
Wm, disguised as a cop, pulls GCB over and confiscates the pizza, putting it on top of the trunk of the cruiser.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
eh
the cruiser is a disguised time machine that Awe came from future with, as he throws Present Awe the FUTURE PIZZA to him. he travels back forwards in time, taking Wm's pizza with him.
Playing kills Zan, and grabs the pizza with a fishing net.