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its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!

Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.

Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.

Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.

i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-

TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.

R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit."
[down] Awe: "wha- OW F***"

we have a work page! awesome.

edit, 9/3/2020:

okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.

     The Forum Etiquette 

  • please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
  • please don't double post.
  • please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!

if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too

okay thanks, have fun!

Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM

Janker72 Since: Mar, 2023 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
#4576: Jun 14th 2024 at 8:21:33 AM

Suddenly, Janker falls from the sky and accidentally Goomba Stomps Farmboy, making the landing non-fatal. As he looks around, he sees the backpack full of bowling balls that Sammael gave him earlier crash into the sign and a pizza just laying there. He grabs the pizza and runs away.

Netino1 Complex Scientist from The Underground Complex Since: Nov, 2023 Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
Complex Scientist
#4577: Jun 14th 2024 at 8:57:21 AM

Netino grabs Janker and suplexes him onto a curb, instantly killing him. Netino assumes Janker is, "Probably okay", and runs off with the pizza.

"This Zombie Outbreak has been quite inconvenient to my research." -Scientist, after seeing his coworkers get eaten alive by zombies
CanuckMcDuck1 PEPSIMAN from Japan Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
PEPSIMAN
#4578: Jun 14th 2024 at 9:24:11 AM

Unfortunately, Netino isn’t looking where they’re running too, and ends up colliding with Canuck’s car. Seemingly dead, Canuck steals the evidence (the pizza) and quickly drives off the hit-and-run.

Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.
iowaforever (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#4579: Jun 14th 2024 at 9:32:28 AM

The hit an run proves to be for not, as Canuck is pulled over by a hidden SWAT team. While dealing with that, Iowa snags the pizza from Canuck's car and makes a break for the nearby treeline

moxeden actually okay-ish from a place of comfort Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
actually okay-ish
#4580: Jun 14th 2024 at 7:42:09 PM

Eden comes back with her flesh intact (somehow), dangling from a helicopter and snatches the pizza from Iowa before flying the helicopter to the Pacific Ocean, wherein she wraps the pizza in plastic before jumping into the ocean.

Good morning, and good night, I hardly ever sleep. With what I have, what else do you think I'd ever need?
inkuiry inkonveniently inkonsistent from uhhh Since: Dec, 2022 Relationship Status: She turned into the moon
inkonveniently inkonsistent
#4581: Jun 15th 2024 at 12:12:25 PM

eden's first mistake upon diving in the ocean was having a plastic-wrapped pizza. hundreds of turtle-riding environmentalists jump her. in the chaos, inkuiry takes the pizza and surfs back to land. unfortunately, inkuiry does not know how to surf, and as they try not to drown, the pizza washes up at shore.

You Are Definitely Going To Kick: My Ass
FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵 from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵
#4582: Jun 15th 2024 at 12:46:21 PM

Fire Arrow grabs the pizza from the beach. Howeverk he trips on a rock, and the box starts flying.

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
GamerLuna2022 Yurine Time! from Jinbocho Since: Jan, 2022 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Yurine Time!
#4583: Jun 15th 2024 at 12:50:26 PM

Azure catches the pizza in her hand and speeds off with it. She then grabs another pizza and throws one of them at the Random Trope button, and the other at the Random Media button.

"Happy Halloween, I suppose..."
MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#4584: Jun 15th 2024 at 1:17:41 PM

The real pizza finds its way into Thor: Tales of Asgard, which Matthew is in for some reason. Why is he in it? Perhaps he wanted to visit Jotunheim. See the culture, meet interesting people. More than likely though, he wanted the Sword of Surtur for himself. He takes said sword right as the Pizza appears. He has everything he wants now. He's set. As he leaves Jotunheim, he finds Thor hot on his trail. Before he gets thundered to death, he throws the Pizza into the next person's hands, hoping to invoke Thor's wrath on that unlucky soul.

R3Ked uwu'd too hard from Under there! Since: Mar, 2020 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
uwu'd too hard
#4585: Jun 17th 2024 at 2:08:03 PM

The next person happens to be R3Ked returning after literal months of silence. She quickly runs off to inside a cave somewhere irrelevant to whatever the plot of that work is so nobody looks for it and hides the pizza there. She then casts a spell to create thousands of near-identical replicas, with the only difference being that if anyone except R3Ked touches one of the wrong pizzas, they get vaporized.

Edited by R3Ked on Jun 17th 2024 at 2:11:27 AM

Celestewashere Macrodata refiner from Lumon (Troper in training) Relationship Status: It's complicated
Macrodata refiner
#4586: Jun 17th 2024 at 2:42:26 PM

Celeste drank an invisiblility potion and followed r3cked, and memorized which pizza was the correct one. Then, in the dead of night, she runs in, snags the pizza,storing it in a pocket dimension.

"The work is mysterious and important."
Sammael29 Since: Aug, 2018
#4587: Jun 17th 2024 at 2:44:04 PM

Sammael 29 teleports into the pocket dimension, grabs the pizza, and teleports back out. He then sits down on a park bench to enjoy the pizza, only to find Mickie James standing over him.

inkuiry inkonveniently inkonsistent from uhhh Since: Dec, 2022 Relationship Status: She turned into the moon
inkonveniently inkonsistent
#4588: Jun 26th 2024 at 7:06:39 PM

bump

in the 9 days this forum's been inactive, everyone's let their guard down and momentarily forgotten about the pizza. so inkuiry takes the pizza in plain sight and simply walks off.

unfortunately, they trip and the pizza flips out of their hands. and soon enough...

You Are Definitely Going To Kick: My Ass
MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#4589: Jun 26th 2024 at 7:08:47 PM

Matthew runs out of nowhere and snatches the pizza up. And he's got access to an old World War II flank gun and begins firing all around everywhere. Thinking no one can get past his wall of bullets, he's quickly surprised to find one who slipped past his defenses...

Holistic The Gold Standard from A galaxy far, far away.... Since: Jan, 2023 Relationship Status: I know
The Gold Standard
#4590: Jun 26th 2024 at 7:12:14 PM

It's Holistic! He soon wrestled the gun from Matthew and shot him. Gaining the pizza in the process...

... Then he tripped on a rock and split his head. Instantly killing him. Which means...

NineTailedCat Toss a pearl to your Watcher from bad to worse (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Toss a pearl to your Watcher
#4591: Jun 27th 2024 at 2:09:13 AM

...the pizza passes on to his next-of-kin. Nine-Tailed Cat shows up with a forged will declaring that the pizza goes to him, then makes off with his "inheritance" before anyone can inspect it too closely.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
moxeden actually okay-ish from a place of comfort Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
actually okay-ish
#4592: Jul 1st 2024 at 6:25:05 AM

Eden shoots Nine-Tailed Cat's head off and fights her way into heaven with the pizza.

Good morning, and good night, I hardly ever sleep. With what I have, what else do you think I'd ever need?
OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#4593: Jul 2nd 2024 at 5:26:17 AM

...but she drops the pizza on her way up, and it lands on a world reset button hard enough to trigger it. The WHOLE TIMELINE is erased.


Oopity orders a pizza with ALL the toppings. Little did they know, this was the last pizza that Trope Co. Hot N' Fresh would ever make, and everyone wants it. Oopity is about to take a bite when...

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
Sammael29 Since: Aug, 2018
#4594: Jul 2nd 2024 at 6:23:48 AM

Sammael 29 breaks Oopity's nose, grabs the pizza and runs off with it.

J99908 It’s your BATH time! from A bathtub Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
It’s your BATH time!
#4595: Jul 2nd 2024 at 6:25:15 AM

Only for J to trip Sammael, takes the pizza, and burrows into the ground.

Edited by J99908 on Jul 2nd 2024 at 9:25:22 AM

It builds character.
moxeden actually okay-ish from a place of comfort Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
actually okay-ish
#4596: Jul 2nd 2024 at 9:40:45 AM

Eden finds J with a metal detector and burrows down to snap his neck. She then takes the pizza down to the mines.

Good morning, and good night, I hardly ever sleep. With what I have, what else do you think I'd ever need?
Netino1 Complex Scientist from The Underground Complex Since: Nov, 2023 Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
Complex Scientist
#4597: Jul 2nd 2024 at 9:43:48 AM

Eden doesn't notice Netino on a minecart barreling towards them, pulverizing their organs on impact. The pizza flies out of their hands into Netino's arms, who promptly rides the minecart out of the mineshaft.

[down]did you call me a "her"? lmao

Edited by Netino1 on Jul 2nd 2024 at 12:50:35 PM

"This Zombie Outbreak has been quite inconvenient to my research." -Scientist, after seeing his coworkers get eaten alive by zombies
CanuckMcDuck1 PEPSIMAN from Japan Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
PEPSIMAN
#4598: Jul 2nd 2024 at 9:44:03 AM

But before Netino can exit the mines, they hear the sound of a canary. Multiple, in fact. Right behind their minecart is Canuck, with a swarm of canaries following him and at his fingertips. It took some time to train these creatures. He orders the birds to attack Netino, surging and pecking at her face. In the scuffle, the pizza falls out of their hands and into Canuck's. His minecart leads him deeper into the mines.

Edited by CanuckMcDuck1 on Jul 2nd 2024 at 10:45:38 AM

Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.
Eisner 🏳‍⚧she/they pronouns please🏳‍⚧ from the Deepsea Metro (Private) Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
🏳‍⚧she/they pronouns please🏳‍⚧
#4599: Jul 2nd 2024 at 10:03:11 AM

...except Eisner had been using the mines as their hiding place, recovering their limbs after the ferocious crocodile attack. they've fully recovered, don't worry. they've been learning new tricks, new spells. and decided to try one out on Canuck.

"Heavenly Shine!"

the entire mine bursts into a ball of light, disintegrating Canuck and all opponents registered as "enemies", though their ashes could serve as a problem. luckily, the pizza isn't an enemy.

Eisner picks up the pizza, and makes a run for it. but they're out of SP, which might serve as a problem. especially when...

Edited by Eisner on Jul 2nd 2024 at 10:03:41 AM

Welcome, my little friend! Or should I say...friends?
R3Ked uwu'd too hard from Under there! Since: Mar, 2020 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
uwu'd too hard
#4600: Jul 4th 2024 at 5:50:04 PM

...they trip over a rock and drop the pizza. R3Ked, who was blinded by the light ball, is stuck keeping her eyes closed since they hurt too much. Coincidentally, the pizza happens to land in another open pizza box she had, blending in perfectly with the other pizzas, and R3Ked is none the wiser. yes i am aware i already did this sort of thing but whatever! also i don't count as an enemy because in this timeline i don't have any malicious intent... yet

Edited by R3Ked on Jul 4th 2024 at 5:50:36 AM


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