its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!
Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.
Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.
Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.
i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-
TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.
R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit."
Awe: "wha- OW F***"
we have a work page
! awesome.
edit, 9/3/2020:
okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.
- please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
- please don't double post.
- please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!
if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too
okay thanks, have fun!
Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM
Hey, what do you know, Eisner finally woke up from their 7 day coma! What a break. Anyways, they call up the DreamWorks Animation logo boy to come fish the pizza for them. He obliges, takes it right from Eden's hands, and drops it right into Eisner's hands. They make a run for it.
Edited by Eisner on May 30th 2024 at 11:27:16 AM
Welcome, my little friend! Or should I say...friends?Sammael 29, having finally freed himself from the trigger-word brainwashing, charges after Eisner, kicks him to the ground, pulls the pizza away from him, and kicks him into the river, where he is immediately torn apart by hungry crocodiles. Sammael then pulls out a deckchair and sits down on it to admire the pizza.
Netino walks over to Sammael and places a deck chair right next to him, and lays down. Netino asks for the pizza, and Sammael refuses. Netino promptly stands up, stretches a little, and smashes a bottle over Sammael's head, knocking them out instantly. Netino picks up the pizza and tosses it into the back of a pickup truck, and drives off with it in stow.
"This Zombie Outbreak has been quite inconvenient to my research." -Scientist, after seeing his coworkers get eaten alive by zombiesBut Netino drives too fast over a speed bump and the pizza flies out of the bed of the truck. The pizza lands on the windshield of the person behind him, causing her to veer off course and eventually drive off a cliff and die. The pizza somehow survived the fall. Oopity, who was a hundred feet from the crash site, runs over to investigate and sees the pizza, and picks it up. They then teleport back home to enjoy some pizza.
"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreamssure, in terms of teleporting, oopity might be quick, but inkuiry is quiet. they teleport behind oopity, tapping them on the shoulder. as oopity looks behind their back, inkuiry's already taken the pizza and driven all the way to canada.
unfortunately, inkuiry does not know how to navigate through canada and is terribly lost.
You Are Definitely Going To Kick: My AssSammael 29 gets Godzilla to jump into the sky, grab the plane and bring it down, before then going inside the wreckage to collect the pizza. After spending a few hours burying the bodies of the other passengers, he then makes the pizza really big so he can share it with the King of the Monsters.
Suddenly, the pizza is shrunk to bite-size, and carefully hidden away by none other than Pbskidsfan, who has at last made her grand return from a whooping three years ago
.
Because eating the pizza is against the rules, she holds it in her mouth, unbeknownst to Sammael29. Aware that she has made Godzilla furious, Pbskidsfan quickly escapes the scene, only to run into...
My plan is to trick you into thinking this is my signature when it’s not, then confuse you silly. Doubting my plan? Then it's working!Netino, who shoves them onto the ground and snatches the pizza, leaving them to their fate, which will hopefully be answered in a few posts. Anyways... Netino quickly exits the scene, and gets into another pickup truck. He doesn't make the same mistake last time, though, and locks the pizza in a metal box, and latches it onto the bed of the truck with chains. With his well-deserved pizza properly secured, Netino drives off with it.
Edited by Netino1 on Jun 3rd 2024 at 3:21:38 AM
"This Zombie Outbreak has been quite inconvenient to my research." -Scientist, after seeing his coworkers get eaten alive by zombiesOopity sees the chained up box in the pickup truck and teleports the whole truck, chains and box, to a parking space right next to theirs in the Trope Co. Offices' parking garage, leaving Netino on the road without a vehicle. He gets run over and killed by the guy behind him on the road. Oopity then gets some bolt cutters and a laser cutter and teleports to the parking garage to free the pizza from the box. They then put the pizza in the Magical Soda Machine,
which restores it to its original size. Upon heading back to the garage to get back home, they are surrounded by several DeTrey agents who recapture them and take them to a different part of the building. Just like last time, Oopity teleports to the other side of the bars, and tries to sneak out. Their search this time leads them to a surveillance room where they look through old tapes. The come across a recording of Netino shooting them in the head while looking at the executives list. After that, Oopity teleports to the records room to get another look at the blueprint. They take a picture of it and sneak off, finding the pizza along the way. They then teleport out of the HQ to floor 1852 of the skyscraper.
Edited by OopityDoop on Jun 3rd 2024 at 6:58:26 AM
"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams...only to run into Pbskidsfan, who had been shoved into a wormhole by Netino earlier. The wormhole had transported her to the exact skyscraper floor that Oopity sought refuge in. Because Pbskidsfan is the president of the Department of Stealing Pizzas
, a title she has faithfully held for years, she confiscates the pizza from Oopity and teleports herself to the hidden DSP office only she can enter.
unbeknownst to pbskidsfan, inkuiry had taken amateur lock-picking classes when they were 12. but those skills served no use so inkuiry blows up the front door instead. inkuiry apologizes to pbskidsfan for not understanding the reference she made regarding the hidden dps office only she could enter, takes the pizza, and jumps out the window.
as they grow closer and closer to the ground, inkuiry uses the pizza box as a parachute. unsurprisingly, all the pizza falls out. i don't know what they were expecting.
You Are Definitely Going To Kick: My Ass...Janker comes Back from the Dead (again) and drops a container full of Hollywood Acid on Moxeden, skellyfying them. They then steal the fully intact pizza and get on a private jet.
Sammael 29 hacks into the side of the jet, climbs inside, punches Janker over, then steals the pizza and gives a spare parachute to Janker before diving out of the plane again. He then finds himself landing in a swimming pool next to Bianca Belair, and offers her a slice.
But before Sammael could land, Oopity teleports the water from the pool into the DeTrey HQ, and Bianca under Sammael. Sammael falls on top of Bianca, killing them both. Oopity takes the pizza, then heads back to their office in the Trope Co. building. They use the photo of the death laser blueprint on their phone to make info packets on DeTrey's death laser. They then run off a few hundred copies and track down others to tell them what's going on.
Edited by OopityDoop on Jun 12th 2024 at 3:46:39 PM
"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreamsMint, who has 9 Stainless Armors, 9 Repelling Capes, and 9 Permanent Shields, has no concerns for such things as "death lasers", and summons a very fast rock to bash into Oopity at an incredible hihg speed. Then she takes the pizza, douses herself in Invisiblium, and flies off somewhere to nom it in peace...
Suddenly I'm... still rotating Fallen London in my mind even though I've stopped actively playing it....only for Lemon, equipped with her own Super Star invincibility, to fall from above right at Mint's exact location and temporarily stun her due to Lemon having changed this universe's hidden game code (that anyone can change if they can somehow get in) so that not only is Mint's invincibility only temporary, but also so that she is classified as an "enemy." Once she grabs the pizza mid-air, Lemon takes a nearby Warp Pipe (which she destroys before popping out of it so that nobody can follow her) leading to a hidden void and, despite the creepiness of the location, prepares to eat the pizza. Little does she know...
Edited by iReekOfLemons on Jun 12th 2024 at 4:33:00 AM
Truman X: Technology expert and son! (RIP Jansen Panettiere, 1994-2023)...Oopity, who also has access to the game code. They replace the pizza with one of the aforementioned info packets warning Matthew of the imminent apocalypse if DeTrey Enterprises is not stopped. Oopity also hacks the pizza into a remote location in floor 1894
of the TV Tropes Skyscraper, in a place one would need to step out of the elevator to get it. Oopity then terminates their connection to the game's code and encrypts it, setting up two-factor authentication to ensure no one else can access it.
Edited by OopityDoop on Jun 12th 2024 at 4:47:32 AM
"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreamsSammael 29 bypasses the game code with his mad hacking skills, goes in, grabs the pizza, punches Oopity, then escapes again. He eats a small piece of the pizza, smiling at the taste, then hops into a train full of gorillas and rides away.

...It's Eden. She brings her decapitated head and stitches it back on before taking the pizza to the Moon.
Good morning, and good night, I hardly ever sleep. With what I have, what else do you think I'd ever need?