its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!
Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.
Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.
Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.
i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-
TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.
R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit."
Awe: "wha- OW F***"
we have a work page
! awesome.
edit, 9/3/2020:
okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.
- please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
- please don't double post.
- please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!
if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too
okay thanks, have fun!
Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM
...a sword to come out of Luna's heart. It's held by Topon. He grabs the pizza, gets into his rocket ship (his Flying Car upgraded), and flies off to Mars. Once he lands on Mars, he hides the pizza in a crater.
"Oh hey! Pizza! And nobody's here to stop me taking it!"
Dvorak grabs the pizza and runs away, somehow completely unharmed after being shot in the chest and left for dead.
Although "dead" might explain how he can survive on Mars without a space suit...
Anyways, he has the pizza and you do not, so there!
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!Koopa 22 breaks the gemstone and puts the Pizza’s soul into a humanoid robot body. Koopa 22 then attempts to secure the Pizza’s loyalty by taking it on a date to his favorite restaurant, Olive Garden. He then chats about cats and economics to the Pizza. Small talk, y’know?
Simultaneously hands-on and hands-off with my life.CardboardBot watches silently from the distance.
Yet another person who loves pizza the other way.
He waits, making sure that it's completely for romantic intent. He is fine with it going away and living a happy life with someone, as long as it doesn't cause more chaos. As usual, he has a bunch of guns and explosives on him. This seems like a running theme.
Unfortunately....
Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again....He gets away with it. Good for him. Of course, since it's now a robot, it's not a pizza anymore, let alone THE Pizza, so it's kind of a hollow victory.
Dvorak orders another pizza from the same place we got the first one from. And some wings, pepsi, and cheesy garlic bread. As he's about to tuck in, he's stopped by...
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!...Matthew, who's there long before Dvorak gets a chance to enjoy the other pizza, his Pepsi, his wings, and garlic bread. He pushes Dvorak aside and chows down on all the food. He finds a way to turn the Robot Pizza back into the Pizza in its default form. He slaps Dvorak with the Pizza before hitching a ride back with the pizza delivery guy. Once at the pizza place, Matthew wishes to celebrate with more food. But someone closes the restaurant so he can't get in. And it is...
Psycho Ban, who has reentered this arc to eat the cheesy garlic bread, karate chops Matthew into next week and speaks his first words in the series,
“Sorry, about that, but I REALLY love garlic bread. Plus, you’ll be back in a week.” And he leaves pizza alone and exits, stage left.
Edited by PsychoBan on Apr 21st 2023 at 7:17:08 AM
Koopa 22 the 2nd sees the pizza unattended, and thinks about grabbing it… then realizes it’s probably Too Good to Be True, aka obviously a trap. To prevent anyone else from falling for it, he builds a big sign next to the Pizza saying “This Pizza is protected by the Union. Touch if you dare.” before leaving, satisfied with his good deed.
Simultaneously hands-on and hands-off with my life.CardboardBot gives chase and lunges at Luna, then pins him down. After choking him to death, he takes the pizza.
As he looks for the ideal place to destroy it, the pizza from THROW THAT PIZZA! falls on his head because Lucas threw it in
. This results in him being so repulsed he immediately drops the pizza he was holding, grabbing the pizza that fell on him, and tossing it all the way back to the original thread.
When he's done, he turns to pick up the original pizza, but...
Edited by CardboardBot on Apr 21st 2023 at 8:04:10 PM
Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.Osrid the Porcupine who grabs Dvarok and rapidly Judo Throws him down a lower sewer level and had stolen the pizza down the dark sewer and ran into a blue portal taking him to the Mushroom World.
Captain Crunch, who's been vacationing in the Mushroom world, sees the hedgehog and starts chasing him on a Yoshi. When he catches up, he throws a Goomba at him, knocking him off balance, and retrieves the pizza with his rubberband-cannonball-glue contraption. however, when the cannonball comes back to him, its weight pulls him off the Yoshi and onto a trampoline mushroom. He's trying to get the pizza box open so he can eat it midair when...
I couldn't think of anything to put here but not having one makes me look like a noob...but not before Guma uses an incantation in the Big Book of Spells, section 4, subsection 13.666, to make NTC forget how to play Mario games. Guma watches while eating a different, completely unrelated pizza as NTC is killed 99 times by the first Goomba, leaving the pizza ripe for the taking.
Edited by PurpleEyedGuma on Apr 21st 2023 at 4:15:56 AM
Vjoi picks him up in his taxi, Superjohn without thinking hands Vjoi The Pizza along with his payment and leaves.
After Vjoi is done with his shift, he mails the pizza to an offshore account so it isn't taxed.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.

"Congratulations, chum."
Doolin didn't realize he was tempting fate. As Your Eternal Troper returns from his death to steal the pizza from the case.
"You showed you were ready for anyone to steal that pizza. Well...I just did."
But, he realized that holding this pizza is not worth it...
"I don't need this shit."
So he decides to place the pizza on a paper airplane and sends it flying until it lands on...
Edited by YourEternalTroper on Apr 19th 2023 at 10:35:19 PM
Matikane Tannhäuser, now departing for the front line! Ei, ei, mun!