its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!
Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.
Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.
Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.
i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-
TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.
R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit."
Awe: "wha- OW F***"
we have a work page
! awesome.
edit, 9/3/2020:
okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.
- please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
- please don't double post.
- please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!
if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too
okay thanks, have fun!
Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM
Dvorak, now a housecat, sits on a shelf on Taco Badger's lab. Bored, he begins pushing bottles and jars off the shelf. One of them drops onto a big machine, which coughs black smoke and sparks, and then stops working.
Dvorak (and everyone else, too!) pops back into being a human.
"Ahh. Now then...!"
After much searching and hacking, he finds where Agent Anon-22 hid the Pizza.
After a tense and dramatic Stealth-Based Mission (so tense and dramatic that if I were to actually write out a play-by-play, this would become a web novel), Dvorak is able to bust the Pizza out of the secret government facility it's being held in (in a sensory deprivation tank, of all things), and escapes far away.
Not quite to isekai land, or the Metaverse but close.
Edited by dvorak on Apr 22nd 2023 at 7:45:58 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!Dvorak escapes, disheveled to, of all things, a blink 182 concert. No one would find the pizza there, would they?
There, in the crowd, Knife seems to get his attention, standing out in the crowd while looking like she came straight out of 2002. She makes her way to him, asking if he wants to ditch the noise, before a couple of government agents crash the concert, guns blazing. She grabs his hand, and the two escape in a perfectly choreographed fight scene cut to more blink 182, just barely making it as Knife drives off in a motorcycle into the night.
As they rest on the side of the road, Knife instead pulls out a crowbar from a compartment in her motorcycle. She bashes Dvorak in the head as a couple of armed guards in Cybertrucks show up (she bought Tesla after finishing the Hyperloop), and she takes the pizza, leaving him in the ditch to rot. While blink 182 still plays.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.Then she crashes into CardboardBot, who was trying to sneak away to get a good view of the situation to know what he does next. A bit pissed, he kicks Knife right in the jaw. Then he realizes that she has the pizza, and literally drove into him. While this may seem like it would make him happier, it just angers him more knowing he failed to destroy the pizza again.
Kicking and stomping Knife to death, CardboardBot proceeds to vomit (or the robot equivalent of it) on the pizza, then looks for all sorts of trash and disgusting things to put on it. For the pepperoni, he uses what remains of Knife. Believing the pizza to be too vile to eat for anyone, he walks away after planting a tiny camera in it just in case.
Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.you know you can get ahead in the pizza game without doing GROSS SHIT TO THE PIZZA. FUCKING CHRIST
I take the new pizza from luna and cast a spell that makes it IMPERVIOUS TO FUCKING GROSS SHIT. ANYTHING GROSS THAT NEARS THE PIZZA GETS FLUNG RIGHT BACK INTO THE POSTER'S FACE. YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES
This spell includes pineapples.
Edited by Afterwards on Apr 18th 2023 at 11:43:02 AM
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monsterLux's spell works! But it has a side effect... of summoning a teal portal. Tre steps out, goes "Huh! Guess that's where my delivery went," nabs the pizza, and steps back into the portal, which takes him to...
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘Topon, who was healed by a Mad Scientist, leaps in and grabs the pizza before it's teleported away. He gets away in his new flying car and goes underwater, when he's swallowed by a whale. Turns out Topon's base is inside the whale, so he can now safely store the pizza in a safe whose password is a number longer than googolplex itself.
There's Always a Bigger Fish though. Matthew gains control of a giant shark that's big enough to eat the whale whole, Topon and whale base included. The shark poops out the Pizza for Matthew as he swims away.
Only for the pizza to be snagged by a fishing line at the last second.
Dvorak sits on a boat, fishing. After getting hit by a delivery truck on Earth, he woke up here. Working as a fisherman really mellowed him out.
And catching The Pizza undid all that. He goes full goblin mode, attempting to wad the pizza into his mouth all in one go...
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!"THE WORLD!"
Your Eternal Troper brings time to a halt and appears behind Dvorak to snatch the pizza just as it approaches his mouth...before pummeling him into the next dimension with the power of 100 billion trillion hands during the time stop.
"Time resumes once again."
...and as time begins to flow again, Dvorak starts bleeding to near-death, The Eternal Troper nowhere to be seen.
Alas, he cannot enjoy his victory, as another adversary stands before him.
Matikane Tannhäuser, now departing for the front line! Ei, ei, mun!Luna, now incredibly FURIOUS, decides to give TheEternalTroper a No-Holds-Barred Beatdown, causing TheEternalTroper to die from blood loss. He then takes the pizza and destroys the disco place.
"Happy Halloween, I suppose..."However, Captain Crunch hits Luna with a sack full of weasels, knocking her into the Tiber River. He picks up the pizza and puts an Exclusion Harness onto it, preventing it from being recognized, making it functionally invisible. He can't seem to find where he put the pizza, though.
I couldn't think of anything to put here but not having one makes me look like a noobCardboardBot comes over, still pissed since he saw the pizza exist, then disappear, with some weird disk in its place. He assumes that it was teleported somewhere by Captain Crunch for future use.
So he proceeds to knock him out cold and drag him into the woods. Captain Crunch then wakes up with severe head trauma, but this is fiction so he just shakes it off after a few minutes. When he returns to his original spot, he no longer recognizes the pizza.
Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.Because Your Eternal Troper is back from the dead after getting pummeled by Luna earlier. His sense of smell remains intact, so he KNOWS the pizza's aroma just by smelling it. He then takes the pizza that CardboardBot didn't recognize and runs off with it.
But his fear of death would get the best of him once he grabs the pizza.
"How? How many more times must I die? What will happen to me next? How much longer must this game end?"
He would then grip the pizza tighter and tighter in fear of his impending death...which would soon come true as...
Matikane Tannhäuser, now departing for the front line! Ei, ei, mun!...Nine-Tailed Cat sends the Scarab God after him to kill him and raise his body as a lazotep-covered zombie, turning him from Your Eternal Troper to Your Eternalized Troper. Nine-Tailed Cat then takes the pizza and flees into the desert.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.However, the pizza is shot from Matthew's hand by a bullet from Afterwards' pistol, as he is a cowboy now. He goes up to Dvorak, who he sees as the rightful owner of the Pizza.
"This town ain't big enough for the two of us, Pardner."
Afterwards challenges Dvorak to a duel at High Noon, winner takes the Pizza. They meet at the appointed place, and glare at each other dramatically as a desert eagle cries overhead. Suddenly, both of them pull out their guns, spinning them once before holding them forward. A single shot rings out...
And dvorak stumbles to the ground, clutching his chest and coughing blood. Afterwards is the victor.
Edited by Afterwards on Apr 19th 2023 at 1:31:29 AM
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monsterBut then Elmer Doolin bought the pizza and the rights to said pizza immediately... Thus starting the Doolin-Lays pizza chain in this timeline. The corporation itself specializes in rather unique pizzas. Let's not go into what they put on their pizzas.
In a show of egotism, Doolin even displayed the perfectly preserved pizza in a case, ready for anyone to steal.

He would need to face Agent Anon-22, in which Agent Anon-22 casted MAX WINDFALL on Your Eternal Troper which carried him off into the distance by a giant Mach 2 tornado. Agent Anon-22 grabs the pizza and stores it into a sensory deprivation tank.