its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!
Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.
Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.
Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.
i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-
TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.
R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit."
Awe: "wha- OW F***"
we have a work page
! awesome.
edit, 9/3/2020:
okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.
- please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
- please don't double post.
- please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!
if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too
okay thanks, have fun!
Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM
Erin uses his emissary status to commandeer the jet and make off with the pizza.
Full moon is on the sky and he's not a man anymoreWait, what’s that behind Dream? Oh no, apparently doing whatever that was pulled back to one of the previous Meta-Layers containing can you guess? The Quackity Not-Them! Who promptly unexists Dream and does Not-Them things, which involves splitting the Pizza Between JKBenbot and SomeLibre
“Not letting this joke happen again!”
And he blitzes SomeLibre and gets the pizza into his own hands.
As JKBenbot flees from the previous situation, he accidentally trips over a dimensional portal gun that was laying on the ground, creating a portal to another universe, as Zombie TAITC, who last made their appearance on Page 139 was revealed to somehow survive Vjoi's Universal Reset due to their newfound absurd regenerative abilities and stepped out of the universal portal into this new universe. Before JKBenbot had a chance to process what has just happened, Zombie TAITC lunges at him and rips his spine out and nabs the Pizza before running off, planning to destroy it for good.
"...This is too much information for a brain that just wants to visit Planet Tensuns..."Seeing the unattended dimensional portal gun, Nine-Tailed Cat grabs it. He opens up a portal to an alternate universe where the pizza never existed right under TAITC, causing them to fall through, then closes it just in time to keep them from taking the pizza with them. He then takes the pizza in one hand and the dimensional portal gun in the other and holds them aloft triumphantly.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.Erin gets Nine tailed cat arrested for dangerous use of illegal weaponry and then claims the pizza for his own.
Full moon is on the sky and he's not a man anymoreSylvi is biting Benbot. Biting him and biting him and biting him and biting him and biting him and biting him and biting him and biting him and biting him —
Well, at some point Benbot is so thoroughly bitten that he can't resist as Sylvi yoinks the pizza and calmly saunters away.
Suddenly I'm... still rotating Fallen London in my mind even though I've stopped actively playing it.Ghost throws a marble past Sylvi, distracting her and giving them the chance to take the pizza for themselves.
Ghost then prepares to take a slice, until..
Never walk a sleepwakerMeanwhile, as a faraway place, Lucas cast a magical spell which makes anyone hit it become allergic to pizza on Ghost or anyone nearby except only for Lucas himself, effectively makes Ghost dropped the Pizza. I then take the Pizza and continue to cast another spell which makes a magical shield around me.
Edited by LucasdaKool on Nov 1st 2022 at 8:30:53 AM
https://enigmatics.org/puzzles/JK Benbot, dciding to fuck with past elements, quickly changes his avatar to Pizza-Catcher Nine-Tailed-Cat who just took the pizza, then pulls the “edit reality so he was just disguised as a person” trick, swapping bodies with Nine-Tailed-Cat and now having the Pizza.
Erin is a smart guy, so he makes it to the centre of the maze in no time and overpowers Gaia with his elemental prowess, stealing the pizza.
Full moon is on the sky and he's not a man anymoreLucas pulls a stupidifier (a ray gun that turn anyone it shoots into idiots) out of nowhere and shoot at Erin, turning him into an idiot. While he is talking nonsense like an idiot, Lucas use a teleporter to teleport to the pizza and steal it.
https://enigmatics.org/puzzles/Cardboard Bot proceeds to interfere with the teleportation, causing Lucas to teleport to the location of the pizza, not right next to the pizza. The pizza in turn gets him cut in half, his organs becoming just another topping. Cardboard Bot simply does not care, picks up the pizza and runs off to his car as always. The Old Cardboard Bot has planned to have the pizza to be eaten so the battle would stop, so he protects his new counterpart while he's eating the pizza. Little does he know...
Edited by CardboardBot on Nov 3rd 2022 at 6:45:55 PM
Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.Saifuu is getting ready to take his boiling pot of instant noodles off the stovetop when he hears a commotion outside. Still holding the pot, he walks outside to investigate and trips over the zombies, spilling hot water on the witch in the process.
The witch melts, and having just lost his dinner Saifuu decides to eat the pizza that he conveniently just found.
Wow, I'm so humble!Unfortunately, other GTP users never questioned the loyal but offscreen Clone Battalions that made sure they achieved their goals . . . until it's too late...
Vjoi activated a holocom, sending to the clones "execute order 66"
every single clone, as if robotically, turned and shot the GTP users they were attached to without a second thought.
Vjoi then goes and takes the pizza from matts corpse in the senate chamber.
(chokeing) You think you won? Darth Vader will become more powerful then ether of us!
Edited by vjoi on Nov 18th 2022 at 12:15:12 PM
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.Just as Vjoi is about to make a speech about how the Galactic Republic shall become the Galactic Empire, the clone troopers turn and gun them down as well. One of the clones then takes off his helmet to reveal the face of Nine-Tailed Cat.
"Who do you think provided the template? Really, with all the cloning I've done already, you should have seen this one coming."
The Nine-Tailed Cat clones promptly take the pizza, then form a new galactic senate entirely composed of themselves because they're not letting this power vacuum go to waste.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.Erin calls upon his high society connections in Asera to wage war on the senate and claims the pizza for his own. Little does he know...
Full moon is on the sky and he's not a man anymoreThat J08 used shrinking technology to enter Erin's bloodstream and now goes back to normal size, instantly Erin bursting from the inside! He grabs the pizza, and decides that things have gotten too chaotic. He shall sacrifice the pizza to a God in order to make Pizza rain! He draws his sacrificial dagger...
Praise the Lamb!

Turns out Zeanobia got scammed with a fake pizza. Guma, having bribed Jeff Bezos himself for the real pizza, goes to escape with it on his private jet... which he can’t ride because he wasted all his money on the bribe.
Edited by PurpleEyedGuma on Oct 22nd 2022 at 4:55:21 AM