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its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!

Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.

Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.

Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.

i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-

TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.

R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit."
[down] Awe: "wha- OW F***"

we have a work page! awesome.

edit, 9/3/2020:

okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.

     The Forum Etiquette 

  • please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
  • please don't double post.
  • please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!

if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too

okay thanks, have fun!

Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM

nonalienpersonyep alcoholism :heart: from The City (Rule of Three) Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
alcoholism :heart:
#3551: Aug 31st 2022 at 5:37:31 AM

Wait, we're all screwed? That's so screwed up, NAPY thinks, as they repossess their corpse, breaks their phone, and makes an epic reference to Screwed FNF, throwing their broken phone at TC to distract them. They then run off with the pizza.

"There's no tomorrow here. No hope." // a,,,
NineTailedCat Toss a pearl to your Watcher from bad to worse (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Toss a pearl to your Watcher
#3552: Aug 31st 2022 at 2:09:14 PM

Nine-Tailed Cat throws a screwdriver at NAYP, piercing them through the head, then picks up the pizza himself.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
tzaoray some guy from somewhere in south korea Since: May, 2020 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
some guy
#3553: Sep 14th 2022 at 8:20:02 PM

Tzaoray bumps out of nowhere and eats Nine-Tailed Cat alive.

He then gifts the pizza a flower.

look at this mom i have a normal signature are you proud of me now mom?
CardboardBot from Saudi Arabia (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#3554: Sep 15th 2022 at 5:27:28 AM

   I don't exactly support it but okay.   

Old CardboardBot takes Tzaoray and the pizza to his base. He lets Tzaoray do all the romantic stuff with the pizza in front of him so he can make sure he doesn't do anything weird.

Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.
J08 The Lamb from The Cult Since: Jun, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
The Lamb
#3555: Sep 15th 2022 at 8:39:42 AM

What the hell?

Yeah actually. This didn't happen last time.

(Both J08s stop fighting just to steal the pizza, and then start fighting to save/destroy the pizza afterwards.)

Praise the Lamb!
blankb robot boy..... from Europa (Apprentice)
robot boy.....
#3556: Sep 15th 2022 at 8:43:26 AM

oh dang whos that ohhh wow its blank with a creative idea "what creative idea" shut up

anyway uh blank shoots a j08, then throws his gun at the other j08. he picks up the pizza and scootles (am i making up words) away, into a nearby convienent bush.

every time i die (the metalcore band) is peak
JKBenbot Since: Jun, 2020
#3557: Sep 15th 2022 at 12:31:17 PM

Where a certain Robot happened to be idling and being a spotter for a sniper, The Sniper, noticing the intrusion, quickly nails Blank B in the head with a bullet. JKBenbot then takes the Pizza.

Edited by JKBenbot on Sep 15th 2022 at 3:31:31 PM

KitkatKK2 Siffrin from ???? Since: Jul, 2022 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Siffrin
#3558: Sep 15th 2022 at 12:38:30 PM

KitkatKK2 very politely walks up to JKBenbot and, using their charm, takes the pizza.

Just a wanderer.
NineTailedCat Toss a pearl to your Watcher from bad to worse (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Toss a pearl to your Watcher
#3559: Sep 15th 2022 at 1:36:16 PM

Nine-Tailed Cat approaches KitkatKK2 threateningly and tries to intimidate them into giving him the pizza. However, he doesn't have enough Renegade points to use Intimidate effectively, so he ends up just knocking KitkatKK2 out with a Renegade interrupt and grabbing the pizza anyway.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
vjoi The first Stealth Fighter! from The South. Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Mu
The first Stealth Fighter!
#3560: Sep 16th 2022 at 12:13:34 AM

Vjoi throws a Master ball, Capturing Nine Tailed Cat and making Him Vjoi's Pokémon.

Vjoi then has Nine hand Them The Pizza, finally They both leave to start a journey to defeat all gym leaders and become a Pokémon master!

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
AlicornGaia Fishy from Mega Man Zero Earth Since: Sep, 2019 Relationship Status: Married to my murderer
Fishy
#3561: Sep 16th 2022 at 12:18:26 AM

Sadly for them, Gaia stops both of them with a team of level 100 arceuses. They lose because they are too weak. Gaia then takes everything on their procession including the pizza before throwing both of them in hell.

Gaia then takes the pizza and hides it in the starkiller base while ensuring any weakness of the force field is deep within the base.

"Come on Zero. Fight me. It feels so good :3"
JKBenbot Since: Jun, 2020
#3562: Sep 16th 2022 at 5:13:19 AM

Meanwhile, Gaia fades from reality? Turns out Gaia hacked in those Pokémon and one Sniper reversed the flow, sending Gaia back to nowhere, anyway, Finding the Starkiller to be a good place to spot from JKBenbot enters and notices that Pizza is still there.

Edited by JKBenbot on Sep 16th 2022 at 8:13:31 AM

Bluethorn CHOMPION from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
CHOMPION
#3563: Sep 19th 2022 at 3:25:26 PM

However, the pizza JKBenbot finds is only a fake one left by Bluethorn, who has already fled in a spaceship with the real one.

Edited by Bluethorn on Sep 19th 2022 at 3:25:36 AM

Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.
This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#3564: Sep 26th 2022 at 8:03:22 AM

Only for a few days later for This to ram his ship into his and steals the Pizza.

Edited by This on Sep 26th 2022 at 8:03:35 AM

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
Coock-atoo from Null Since: Jul, 2022
#3565: Oct 5th 2022 at 11:32:57 AM

Coock-atoo then use a laser to destroy his ship and him inside, and steal the pizza.

F
wingedcatgirl mys. minty from the silly dimension from lurking (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
mys. minty from the silly dimension
#3566: Oct 5th 2022 at 12:35:32 PM

Sylvi appears behind Coock-atoo, punts them into the stratosphere, and yoinks the pizza.

What, that's it? No carjacking?

That's your gimmick, Dream.

Suddenly I'm... still rotating Fallen London in my mind even though I've stopped actively playing it.
NineTailedCat Toss a pearl to your Watcher from bad to worse (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Toss a pearl to your Watcher
#3567: Oct 5th 2022 at 5:17:35 PM

Meanwhile, after being sent to Hell, Nine-Tailed Cat has taken it over as its new ruler. He proceeds to send his demonic legions to capture Sylvi and take the pizza.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#3568: Oct 5th 2022 at 5:21:29 PM

Unfortunately for Cat, Superjohn leads a rebellion and overthrows him, taking the throne and the pizza.

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#3569: Oct 14th 2022 at 2:26:59 PM

This summons demons from hell to kill Superjohn as a distraction to steal away the pizza.

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
JKBenbot Since: Jun, 2020
#3570: Oct 14th 2022 at 3:44:12 PM

This suddenly finds themselvesstill being this, but in the past! as they are suddenly thrown into the past, by One JKBenbot, who took the Pizza as few for transportation to the steam ages.

Edited by JKBenbot on Oct 14th 2022 at 6:44:46 AM

V-Alighieri Pompous Nitwit from Stowaway on the Per Aspera Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: In Spades with myself
Pompous Nitwit
#3571: Oct 22nd 2022 at 5:18:41 AM

Erin conjures a gust of wind to bring the pizza to him, then raises a wall of ice to secure his escape.

Full moon is on the sky and he's not a man anymore
NineTailedCat Toss a pearl to your Watcher from bad to worse (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Toss a pearl to your Watcher
#3572: Oct 22nd 2022 at 11:21:41 AM

Nine-Tailed Cat decides to counter Erin's ice and wind powers with earth and fire, calling up a volcanic eruption right under him. Once Erin's been buried under a wave of rock and lava, Nine-Tailed Cat waits for it to cool, then digs out the pizza.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#3573: Oct 22nd 2022 at 11:25:15 AM

Unfortunately while digging for the pizza, Cat finds Superjohn hiding, who then jumps out and stabs him with a machete. He then digs out the pizza and tries to catch a plane.

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
vjoi The first Stealth Fighter! from The South. Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Mu
The first Stealth Fighter!
#3574: Oct 22nd 2022 at 12:37:20 PM

Only for his luggage to get loaded on the wrong plane, resulting in The Pizza being loaded on Vjoi's plane.

Vjoi flies to america and upon noticing his new cargo, makes himself rich by selling the pizza to Amazon.

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Zeanobia (she/her) Sanity is overrated from My house Since: Mar, 2012
(she/her) Sanity is overrated
#3575: Oct 22nd 2022 at 1:23:31 PM

Zeanobia bought the pizza from Amazon. Huh that was easy

#nolivesmatter

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