its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!
Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.
Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.
Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.
i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-
TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.
R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit."
Awe: "wha- OW F***"
we have a work page
! awesome.
edit, 9/3/2020:
okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.
- please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
- please don't double post.
- please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!
if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too
okay thanks, have fun!
Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM
I don't exactly support it but okay.
Old CardboardBot takes Tzaoray and the pizza to his base. He lets Tzaoray do all the romantic stuff with the pizza in front of him so he can make sure he doesn't do anything weird.
Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.Where a certain Robot happened to be idling and being a spotter for a sniper, The Sniper, noticing the intrusion, quickly nails Blank B in the head with a bullet. JKBenbot then takes the Pizza.
Edited by JKBenbot on Sep 15th 2022 at 3:31:31 PM
Nine-Tailed Cat approaches KitkatKK2 threateningly and tries to intimidate them into giving him the pizza. However, he doesn't have enough Renegade points to use Intimidate effectively, so he ends up just knocking KitkatKK2 out with a Renegade interrupt and grabbing the pizza anyway.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.Vjoi throws a Master ball, Capturing Nine Tailed Cat and making Him Vjoi's Pokémon.
Vjoi then has Nine hand Them The Pizza, finally They both leave to start a journey to defeat all gym leaders and become a Pokémon master!
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.Sadly for them, Gaia stops both of them with a team of level 100 arceuses. They lose because they are too weak. Gaia then takes everything on their procession including the pizza before throwing both of them in hell.
Gaia then takes the pizza and hides it in the starkiller base while ensuring any weakness of the force field is deep within the base.
"Come on Zero. Fight me. It feels so good :3"Meanwhile, Gaia fades from reality? Turns out Gaia hacked in those Pokémon and one Sniper reversed the flow, sending Gaia back to nowhere, anyway, Finding the Starkiller to be a good place to spot from JKBenbot enters and notices that Pizza is still there.
Edited by JKBenbot on Sep 16th 2022 at 8:13:31 AM
Sylvi appears behind Coock-atoo, punts them into the stratosphere, and yoinks the pizza.
What, that's it? No carjacking?
That's your gimmick, Dream.
Suddenly I'm... still rotating Fallen London in my mind even though I've stopped actively playing it.Erin conjures a gust of wind to bring the pizza to him, then raises a wall of ice to secure his escape.
Full moon is on the sky and he's not a man anymoreOnly for his luggage to get loaded on the wrong plane, resulting in The Pizza being loaded on Vjoi's plane.
Vjoi flies to america and upon noticing his new cargo, makes himself rich by selling the pizza to Amazon.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.

Wait, we're all screwed? That's so screwed up, NAPY thinks, as they repossess their corpse, breaks their phone, and makes an epic reference to Screwed FNF, throwing their broken phone at TC to distract them. They then run off with the pizza.
"There's no tomorrow here. No hope." // a,,,