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its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!

Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.

Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.

Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.

i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-

TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.

R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit."
[down] Awe: "wha- OW F***"

we have a work page! awesome.

edit, 9/3/2020:

okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.

     The Forum Etiquette 

  • please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
  • please don't double post.
  • please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!

if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too

okay thanks, have fun!

Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM

MOARPYLONZ Electro Archon from Inazuma Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Electro Archon
#3426: Jul 19th 2022 at 10:00:11 PM

Unfortunately, the heat and pressure are too much for Luna to handle, and they pass out from heat exhaustion not long after reaching the core. MP then proceeds to dig to the other side of the Earth while getting The Pizza, only to encounter...

ThatAsianInTheCorner the biggest hair of all from the corner. read the username, dummy. (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: Tweaking my holographic boyfriend
the biggest hair of all
#3427: Jul 20th 2022 at 12:07:22 AM

...A portal that literally goes to hell. MP foolishly jumps into the hell portal, looking to find a suitable place to store the pizza. Good news is that upon entering Hell, they're on solid ground, on a platform of obsidian. Unfortunately, they meet TAITC, who's not only still a zombie, but also still has an uncontrollable lust for the Pizza. They get into a scuffle, which leads to TAITC knocking MP into the lava that surrounds their hell platform, taking the pizza for themselves and jumping out of hell using the portal before digging back to the surface of the earth.

Edited by ThatAsianInTheCorner on Jul 21st 2022 at 2:09:16 AM

"...This is too much information for a brain that just wants to visit Planet Tensuns..."
Coock-atoo from Null Since: Jul, 2022
#3428: Jul 20th 2022 at 12:17:31 AM

.....When Coock-atoo waited for him to bring back the pizza. He steal it and put it in the world's tiniest box (he also eat the key so nobody can open it).

Edited by Coock-atoo on Jul 20th 2022 at 7:19:36 PM

F
tzaoray some guy from somewhere in south korea Since: May, 2020 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
some guy
#3429: Jul 20th 2022 at 2:41:15 AM

Coock-atoo, unfortunately, underestimated the average poster's will to get that pizza. As Tzaoray demonstrates by tearing out the key from his stomach before brutally goreing him alive with said key. Tzaoray then unlocks the world's tiniest box.

look at this mom i have a normal signature are you proud of me now mom?
CardboardBot from Saudi Arabia (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#3430: Jul 20th 2022 at 2:48:11 AM

CardboardBot knocks out tzaoray with a metal bat, picks up the pizza and crushes tzaoray's brain with a brick. CardboardBot gets into a spaceship, flies to space, opens the pizza box and prepares to eat a slice but then...

Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.
NineTailedCat Toss a pearl to your Watcher from bad to worse (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Toss a pearl to your Watcher
#3431: Jul 20th 2022 at 3:23:11 AM

Nine-Tailed Cat's own spaceship flies up and blasts the engines of CardboardBot's with its lasers, leaving it drifting helplessly in space. Nine-Tailed Cat promptly beams the pizza over to his vessel before flying off to dock at his orbital base.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Topon from the middle of nowhere Since: May, 2021
#3432: Jul 30th 2022 at 12:45:07 AM

Topon uses his rocket ship to go to Nine-Tailed Cat's vessel and grabs the pizza. To everyone's shock, he eats the pizza.

Is that even allowed anyway?

J08 The Lamb from The Cult Since: Jun, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
The Lamb
#3433: Jul 30th 2022 at 12:47:23 AM

THE PIZZA WAS A FAKE! It explodes as soon as it enters Topon. Unbeknownst to everyone, the pizza was accidentally teleported to another planet. J08 finds it and decides he's gonna try to eat it.

Praise the Lamb!
AlicornGaia Fishy from Mega Man Zero Earth Since: Sep, 2019 Relationship Status: Married to my murderer
Fishy
#3434: Jul 30th 2022 at 1:08:26 AM

It was in Gaia's possession all along. He quickly hides the pizza in a pocket dimension where only he has the key and he must be the one to unlock the lock. Gaia smirks because no one else can find him at all.

"Come on Zero. Fight me. It feels so good :3"
NineTailedCat Toss a pearl to your Watcher from bad to worse (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Toss a pearl to your Watcher
#3435: Jul 30th 2022 at 1:38:05 AM

Nine-Tailed Cat simply smashes the lock with a massive hammer, causing the dimensional gateway to fall open. He then smashes Gaia with the hammer as well for good measure before claiming the pizza for himself.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
J08 The Lamb from The Cult Since: Jun, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
The Lamb
#3436: Jul 30th 2022 at 1:42:45 AM

J08 had followed one of the trackers he put in everyone and injects 20000 mL of melatonin into Nine-Tailed Cat, then takes the pizza and goes where his trackers say no one is close to.

Praise the Lamb!
vjoi The first Stealth Fighter! from The South. Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Mu
The first Stealth Fighter!
#3437: Jul 30th 2022 at 6:46:34 AM

Vjoi just trades J08 a coffee in exchange for the pizza.

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
JKBenbot Since: Jun, 2020
#3438: Jul 30th 2022 at 6:51:05 AM

VJOI is then killed by a GUN?! After a lengthy bleeding-out scene JK Benbot buries the corpse and steals the Pizza.

StepexNo2 Leave your ants ants ants ants ants ANTS ANTS from The Complex Plane Since: Aug, 2021 Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
Leave your ants ants ants ants ants ANTS ANTS
#3439: Jul 30th 2022 at 6:58:05 AM

Stefan is sick of all this pizza-hunting, so as soon as he sees JKBenbot running away with the pizza in hand, he grabs the pizza himself and throws it at Benbot's face. Then, he walks off and gets himself some fries from a nearby food stand.

If it disagrees with experiment, it's wrong.
AlicornGaia Fishy from Mega Man Zero Earth Since: Sep, 2019 Relationship Status: Married to my murderer
Fishy
#3440: Jul 30th 2022 at 7:15:16 AM

Gaia revives and teleports to the now still pizza. He takes it and hides it in a magic black hole where only he know its true location.

"Come on Zero. Fight me. It feels so good :3"
vjoi The first Stealth Fighter! from The South. Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Mu
The first Stealth Fighter!
#3441: Jul 30th 2022 at 7:53:13 AM

Except that black hole turned out to be Vjoi in Disguise.

Vjoi takes the pizza to his Space "X" rocket and launches to mars.

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#3442: Jul 30th 2022 at 7:57:39 AM

Superjohn is there, and shoots Vjoi down with a missle. He then takes pizza from the wreckage and goes back to his lair on Mars.

Edited by Superjohn on Jul 30th 2022 at 9:58:03 AM

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
ThatAsianInTheCorner the biggest hair of all from the corner. read the username, dummy. (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: Tweaking my holographic boyfriend
the biggest hair of all
#3443: Jul 30th 2022 at 7:22:17 PM

Upon Superjohn reaching his lair on mars, he is surprised to see TAITC sitting on his couch and the smell of rotting flesh throughout his living room. TAITC walks up to Superjohn before vomiting blood all over him, giving him both Hepatitis C and Hepatitis B before snatching the pizza and walking off casually.

Edited by ThatAsianInTheCorner on Jul 30th 2022 at 9:22:36 PM

"...This is too much information for a brain that just wants to visit Planet Tensuns..."
MisterTambourineMan Unbeugsame Klinge from Under a tree Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
Unbeugsame Klinge
#3444: Jul 30th 2022 at 7:34:07 PM

TAITC makes it about ten feet before they have their entire body cauterized by a flamethrower, after which Mister Tambourine Man takes the now-clean pizza.

Nach jeder Ebbe kommt die Flut.
J08 The Lamb from The Cult Since: Jun, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
The Lamb
#3445: Jul 30th 2022 at 7:47:14 PM

People should really pay more attention. The pizza they are trying to get is made out of cardboard. J08 has had it swapped out for a while, and finds where the pizza really is. He takes it to his secret base on Mars and prepares to eat it.

Praise the Lamb!
KitkatKK2 Siffrin from ???? Since: Jul, 2022 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Siffrin
#3446: Jul 30th 2022 at 8:03:58 PM

Kitkat walks to Mars with their spacewalk shoes and casually takes the pizza, walking away.

Just a wanderer.
This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#3447: Jul 31st 2022 at 12:12:50 PM

Before falling into a bear trap set up by This who takes the pizza from him.

Edited by This on Jul 31st 2022 at 12:12:59 PM

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
Zeanobia (she/her) Sanity is overrated from My house Since: Mar, 2012
(she/her) Sanity is overrated
#3448: Jul 31st 2022 at 2:46:58 PM

The pizza is cloned while Zeanobia get the completely identical new pizza

#nolivesmatter
KitkatKK2 Siffrin from ???? Since: Jul, 2022 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Siffrin
#3449: Jul 31st 2022 at 2:50:42 PM

Kitkat looks at the two pizzas, a little confused, and shrugs before taking both of them with her pizza teleportation machine.

Just a wanderer.
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#3450: Jul 31st 2022 at 2:52:33 PM

BackSet leaps into the teleportation after the pizzas and comes out the other side holding one slice, as the two had merged.

Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald

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