its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!
Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.
Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.
Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.
i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-
TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.
R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit."
Awe: "wha- OW F***"
we have a work page
! awesome.
edit, 9/3/2020:
okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.
- please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
- please don't double post.
- please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!
if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too
okay thanks, have fun!
Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM
...A portal that literally goes to hell. MP foolishly jumps into the hell portal, looking to find a suitable place to store the pizza. Good news is that upon entering Hell, they're on solid ground, on a platform of obsidian. Unfortunately, they meet TAITC, who's not only still a zombie, but also still has an uncontrollable lust for the Pizza. They get into a scuffle, which leads to TAITC knocking MP into the lava that surrounds their hell platform, taking the pizza for themselves and jumping out of hell using the portal before digging back to the surface of the earth.
Edited by ThatAsianInTheCorner on Jul 21st 2022 at 2:09:16 AM
"...This is too much information for a brain that just wants to visit Planet Tensuns..."Coock-atoo, unfortunately, underestimated the average poster's will to get that pizza. As Tzaoray demonstrates by tearing out the key from his stomach before brutally goreing him alive with said key. Tzaoray then unlocks the world's tiniest box.
look at this mom i have a normal signature are you proud of me now mom?CardboardBot knocks out tzaoray with a metal bat, picks up the pizza and crushes tzaoray's brain with a brick. CardboardBot gets into a spaceship, flies to space, opens the pizza box and prepares to eat a slice but then...
Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.VJOI is then killed by a GUN?! After a lengthy bleeding-out scene JK Benbot buries the corpse and steals the Pizza.
Except that black hole turned out to be Vjoi in Disguise.
Vjoi takes the pizza to his Space "X" rocket and launches to mars.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.Upon Superjohn reaching his lair on mars, he is surprised to see TAITC sitting on his couch and the smell of rotting flesh throughout his living room. TAITC walks up to Superjohn before vomiting blood all over him, giving him both Hepatitis C and Hepatitis B before snatching the pizza and walking off casually.
Edited by ThatAsianInTheCorner on Jul 30th 2022 at 9:22:36 PM
"...This is too much information for a brain that just wants to visit Planet Tensuns..."BackSet leaps into the teleportation after the pizzas and comes out the other side holding one slice, as the two had merged.
Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald

Unfortunately, the heat and pressure are too much for Luna to handle, and they pass out from heat exhaustion not long after reaching the core. MP then proceeds to dig to the other side of the Earth while getting The Pizza, only to encounter...