its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!
Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.
Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.
Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.
i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-
TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.
R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit."
Awe: "wha- OW F***"
we have a work page
! awesome.
edit, 9/3/2020:
okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.
- please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
- please don't double post.
- please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!
if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too
okay thanks, have fun!
Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM
TAITC, still a zombie, disguises as the Hotel's clerk that Superjohn is about to check out of. Superjohn figures out pretty quickly that the previous clerk did not have rotting flesh and/or green skin and is about to escape until Zombie TAITC jumps on him and rips him to shreds before eating his brain and taking the Pizza for themselves.
"...This is too much information for a brain that just wants to visit Planet Tensuns..."Mister Tambourine Man has reincarnated again, as he wants that pizza too much to ever give up his earthly desires.
He grinds up many pounds of garlic, makes an aerosol out of them, and pumps it into the locked room to take care of NAPY, and then dynamites the door to get in and take the pizza.
Nach jeder Ebbe kommt die Flut.Only to get mauled by Vjoi, who was only pretending to be a thrall.
(You forgot werewolf gets 100% disease immunity =D)
Vjoi runs of with pizza in mouth again to maul someone at random for funsies.
Edited by vjoi on Jun 27th 2022 at 7:51:44 AM
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.Just to run right into Gaia. Pissed off over getting the pizza stolen, Gaia fires a huge holy laser at Vjoi to destroy him and his evil soul.
Gaia then takes the pizza and prepares to lock up the pizza in fort knox so that no one else can easily steal the pizza.
"Come on Zero. Fight me. It feels so good :3"Only to vjoi to time travel from the future to steal the pizza!
Vjoi then sends the pizza back to the titanic before it crashed, just to be mean.
Edited by vjoi on Jul 6th 2022 at 10:40:08 AM
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.Nine-Tailed Cat drinks a ghostform potion, turning him intangible long enough to phase through the safe's walls so he can loot its contents, including the pizza. Once he's taken everything of value, he uses another potion to phase back out and run off with his prize.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.Just to spite everyone, Icarus comes in, uses a power tool to cut open the roof of Superjohn's car and steals the pizza. He then puts the pizza on a spaceship that he previously equipped with every sensor he could possibly think of, and configures it to fly away from absolutely anything that goes near it, including himself. Moments after he welds the ship's cargo hatch shut, it's already well on its way to the next galaxy.
If it disagrees with experiment, it's wrong.Except the ship accidently crashes into Vjois secret moon base.
A Newly cloned Vjoi quickly grabs the pizza and decides the most logical choice of action is to Go back in time and assassinate the head of the USSR.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.

Vjoi then steals the pizza and hides it ontop of the casket of a very hungry sleeping vampire to give a nasty surprise to the next wannabe pizza thief.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.