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its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!

Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.

Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.

Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.

i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-

TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.

R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit."
[down] Awe: "wha- OW F***"

we have a work page! awesome.

edit, 9/3/2020:

okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.

     The Forum Etiquette 

  • please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
  • please don't double post.
  • please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!

if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too

okay thanks, have fun!

Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM

vjoi The first Stealth Fighter! from The South. Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Mu
The first Stealth Fighter!
#3401: Jun 27th 2022 at 11:10:58 AM

Vjoi then steals the pizza and hides it ontop of the casket of a very hungry sleeping vampire to give a nasty surprise to the next wannabe pizza thief.

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
NineTailedCat Toss a pearl to your Watcher from bad to worse (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Toss a pearl to your Watcher
#3402: Jun 27th 2022 at 2:19:22 PM

Little does Vjoi know that the vampire is the next pizza thief, Nine-Tailed Cat! He wakes up, springs out of the coffin, and bites Vjoi to turn him into a vampire thrall before claiming the pizza for himself.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
nonalienpersonyep alcoholism :heart: from The City (Rule of Three) Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
alcoholism :heart:
#3403: Jun 27th 2022 at 3:09:58 PM

NAPY proceeds to slap Nine-Tailed Cat in the face to claim the pizza as their own.

"There's no tomorrow here. No hope." // a,,,
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#3404: Jun 27th 2022 at 3:34:14 PM

nonalienpersonyep is the slaped in the face by Superjohns glove, knocking them out. Superjohn then grabes the pizza and goes to check out a hotel.

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
ThatAsianInTheCorner the biggest hair of all from the corner. read the username, dummy. (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: Tweaking my holographic boyfriend
the biggest hair of all
#3405: Jun 27th 2022 at 3:37:48 PM

TAITC, still a zombie, disguises as the Hotel's clerk that Superjohn is about to check out of. Superjohn figures out pretty quickly that the previous clerk did not have rotting flesh and/or green skin and is about to escape until Zombie TAITC jumps on him and rips him to shreds before eating his brain and taking the Pizza for themselves.

"...This is too much information for a brain that just wants to visit Planet Tensuns..."
nonalienpersonyep alcoholism :heart: from The City (Rule of Three) Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
alcoholism :heart:
#3406: Jun 27th 2022 at 4:55:50 PM

After a while, NAPY finally wakes up and takes themselves and the pizza to a locked room, throwing Zombie TAITC's head across the room in order to take it.

Edited by nonalienpersonyep on Jun 27th 2022 at 7:56:47 AM

"There's no tomorrow here. No hope." // a,,,
MisterTambourineMan Unbeugsame Klinge from Under a tree Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
Unbeugsame Klinge
#3407: Jun 27th 2022 at 5:32:53 PM

Mister Tambourine Man has reincarnated again, as he wants that pizza too much to ever give up his earthly desires.

He grinds up many pounds of garlic, makes an aerosol out of them, and pumps it into the locked room to take care of NAPY, and then dynamites the door to get in and take the pizza.

Nach jeder Ebbe kommt die Flut.
vjoi The first Stealth Fighter! from The South. Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Mu
The first Stealth Fighter!
#3408: Jun 27th 2022 at 7:51:34 PM

Only to get mauled by Vjoi, who was only pretending to be a thrall.

(You forgot werewolf gets 100% disease immunity =D)

Vjoi runs of with pizza in mouth again to maul someone at random for funsies.

Edited by vjoi on Jun 27th 2022 at 7:51:44 AM

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
AlicornGaia Fishy from Mega Man Zero Earth Since: Sep, 2019 Relationship Status: Married to my murderer
Fishy
#3409: Jun 27th 2022 at 7:59:32 PM

Just to run right into Gaia. Pissed off over getting the pizza stolen, Gaia fires a huge holy laser at Vjoi to destroy him and his evil soul.

Gaia then takes the pizza and prepares to lock up the pizza in fort knox so that no one else can easily steal the pizza.

"Come on Zero. Fight me. It feels so good :3"
nonalienpersonyep alcoholism :heart: from The City (Rule of Three) Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
alcoholism :heart:
#3410: Jun 29th 2022 at 12:28:44 AM

NAPY finally breathes again and storms Fort Knox in order to get the pizza.

"There's no tomorrow here. No hope." // a,,,
vjoi The first Stealth Fighter! from The South. Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Mu
The first Stealth Fighter!
#3411: Jul 6th 2022 at 10:39:42 AM

Only to vjoi to time travel from the future to steal the pizza!

Vjoi then sends the pizza back to the titanic before it crashed, just to be mean.

Edited by vjoi on Jul 6th 2022 at 10:40:08 AM

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Topon from the middle of nowhere Since: May, 2021
#3412: Jul 7th 2022 at 2:29:59 AM

Topon travels back to the year when the Titanic sank and grabs the pizza. To add insult to injury, Topon throws a grenade at vjoi and he explodes into a bloody mess. Topon then puts the pizza in an unbreakable safe with a 1 quadrillion numbered password for an extra security measure.

NineTailedCat Toss a pearl to your Watcher from bad to worse (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Toss a pearl to your Watcher
#3413: Jul 7th 2022 at 2:39:59 AM

Nine-Tailed Cat drinks a ghostform potion, turning him intangible long enough to phase through the safe's walls so he can loot its contents, including the pizza. Once he's taken everything of value, he uses another potion to phase back out and run off with his prize.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#3414: Jul 7th 2022 at 3:52:57 AM

Only to fall down a trap hole sent up by Superjohn , who grabs the pizza mid air. He then goes back to his apartment to eat the pizza.

Edited by Superjohn on Jul 7th 2022 at 5:53:23 AM

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
StepexNo2 Leave your ants ants ants ants ants ANTS ANTS from The Complex Plane Since: Aug, 2021 Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
Leave your ants ants ants ants ants ANTS ANTS
#3415: Jul 7th 2022 at 4:02:59 AM

Just to spite everyone, Icarus comes in, uses a power tool to cut open the roof of Superjohn's car and steals the pizza. He then puts the pizza on a spaceship that he previously equipped with every sensor he could possibly think of, and configures it to fly away from absolutely anything that goes near it, including himself. Moments after he welds the ship's cargo hatch shut, it's already well on its way to the next galaxy.

If it disagrees with experiment, it's wrong.
vjoi The first Stealth Fighter! from The South. Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Mu
The first Stealth Fighter!
#3416: Jul 7th 2022 at 5:35:34 PM

Except the ship accidently crashes into Vjois secret moon base.

A Newly cloned Vjoi quickly grabs the pizza and decides the most logical choice of action is to Go back in time and assassinate the head of the USSR.

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
MOARPYLONZ Electro Archon from Inazuma Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Electro Archon
#3417: Jul 19th 2022 at 8:27:53 AM

... Unfortunately... MP already beat Vjoi to the punch. Literally. He proceeds to pummel Vjoi into a pulp as he gets the Pizza and makes his way into the portal he emerged from, only to encounter...

Edited by MOARPYLONZ on Jul 19th 2022 at 8:28:24 AM

KitkatKK2 Siffrin from ???? Since: Jul, 2022 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Siffrin
#3418: Jul 19th 2022 at 8:50:22 AM

A newcomer, Kitkat, who pretends not to be interested in the pizza and starts a casual conversation, before running off with it in their hands.

Just a wanderer.
Coock-atoo from Null Since: Jul, 2022
#3419: Jul 19th 2022 at 9:49:48 AM

But suddenly, Coock-atoo steal the pizza from Kitkat while riding a flying wildboar.

F
NineTailedCat Toss a pearl to your Watcher from bad to worse (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Toss a pearl to your Watcher
#3420: Jul 19th 2022 at 9:57:58 AM

Nine-Tailed Cat shows up with a hunting spear and skewers the flying boar, causing Coock-atoo to come crashing down to the ground. He then grabs the pizza and scarpers.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
tzaoray some guy from somewhere in south korea Since: May, 2020 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
some guy
#3421: Jul 19th 2022 at 10:13:08 AM

Nine-Tailed Cat falls into a thyme filled sinkhole made by Tzaoray. He then carefully scoops up the thyme covered pizza, and proceeds to read a book called: "HOW TO ROMANCE A PIZZA FOR DUMMIES".

look at this mom i have a normal signature are you proud of me now mom?
Topon from the middle of nowhere Since: May, 2021
#3422: Jul 19th 2022 at 8:16:34 PM

Topon punches tzaoray in the face and grabs the pizza. Topon then places the pizza in a basement underground.

Edited by Topon on Jul 19th 2022 at 11:16:50 PM

Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#3423: Jul 19th 2022 at 8:18:41 PM

Superjohn appears from a hole in the ground in the basement, grabs the pizza, and goes back into the hole, crawling back to his house.

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
AlicornGaia Fishy from Mega Man Zero Earth Since: Sep, 2019 Relationship Status: Married to my murderer
Fishy
#3424: Jul 19th 2022 at 8:31:18 PM

It just so happens that superjohn’s house is meant to be target practice for being nuked. With everything in ash, gaia goes over and takes the pizza for himself and hides it in the core of the earth.

"Come on Zero. Fight me. It feels so good :3"
GamerLuna2022 Yurine Time! from Jinbocho Since: Jan, 2022 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Yurine Time!
#3425: Jul 19th 2022 at 9:18:32 PM

So now there is only one thing to do: DIG TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH!

"Happy Halloween, I suppose..."

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