its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!
Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.
Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.
Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.
i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-
TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.
R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit."
Awe: "wha- OW F***"
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edit, 9/3/2020:
okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.
- please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
- please don't double post.
- please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!
if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too
okay thanks, have fun!
Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM
Of course, when the hand is Empty, you know what that means...THAT'S RIGHT, THERE IS NO HAND!!!
And now the pizza's on Libre's hands!
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryJKBenbot dances in and grabs the pizza but trips and because of how much the Pizza Omniverse has been crushed it falls into A Completely normal town
Edited by JKBenbot on Sep 10th 2021 at 7:16:41 AM
The Pizza falls onto some random poor citizen, killing him due to the velocity that the Pizza is moving at. TAITC then picks up the pizza and runs towards an alien spaceship, preparing to take off to another planet.
"...This is too much information for a brain that just wants to visit Planet Tensuns..."Unfortunately, the ship That Asian In The Corner took was rigged courtesy by me to be headed to Apokolips. When he gets out, Darkseid and his army was waiting for him. They beat him to death and take the pizza to unleash the Anti-Life Equation and they let me have the power to dominate everyone who seeks to threaten the pizza.
Edited by AlicornGaia on Sep 13th 2021 at 9:12:05 PM
"Come on Zero. Fight me. It feels so good :3"Nine-Tailed Cat throws the Life Equation into the Anti-Life Equation, causing them to annihilate each other in a burst of energy that wipes out Darkseid, Gaia and all their forces. He then takes the miraculously-untouched pizza for himself to put into a secure vault.
Edited by NineTailedCat on Sep 13th 2021 at 3:14:38 AM
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.From a tank on the ground, Janky takes the balloon in his sights, and fires at it. The balloon falls to earth and crashes. While Dream's fate is unknown, Janky salvaged the pizza from the wreckage. However...
Edited by JankyKong on Sep 13th 2021 at 6:53:40 AM
Your melody still remains in this room and it ringsSuperjohn appears with a fleet of submarines and thousands of henchmen, who attack J Kbenbot and the mermen. Superjohn and his army manage to overwhelm them and steal the pizza, taking it back to Superjohns private island.
"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"KingKong118 carefully extracts the pizza from the cake, then eats the cake anyway because he just really loves cake. He then takes the pizza into his secure hidden bunker surrounded by land mines.
BackSet drives onto the scene in the bus he was put on, having converted it into a kickass battle-bus. Using an extendable robot arm the bus grabs the Pizza from JKBenbot and pulls it into a secret compartment.
Read Pokemon Ultimate EmeraldNine-Tailed Cat, having gotten bored with just cloning himself, creates a clone of BackSet instead to serve as his minion. He then sends the clone out against the original BackSet, and while the two are fighting it out, he sneaks up to the secret compartment and steals the pizza himself.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.only to be met in the night by a creature born of unnatural experimentation.
Its fangs were sharpened, its eyes a mix of Vampiric Red and Lycan Gold.
Its fur was pitch black, matching its batlike wings.
It was Vjoi, Turned to a unnatural hybrid by forces unknown.
After that night under the crimson red moon, Blankb was never seen again.
Vjoi flew off, its fangs blooded, to return the pizza to the evil force behind its creation.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.

However, the jeep had been sabotaged by Laserwill, causing it to stop and allowing Laserwill to take the pizza and escape on a Cool Plane.
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