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its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!

Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.

Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.

Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.

i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-

TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.

R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit."
[down] Awe: "wha- OW F***"

we have a work page! awesome.

edit, 9/3/2020:

okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.

     The Forum Etiquette 

  • please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
  • please don't double post.
  • please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!

if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too

okay thanks, have fun!

Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM

Laserwill12 Turtle plant pressure cooker from NZZiy.;8k Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Turtle plant pressure cooker
#2951: Sep 6th 2021 at 4:47:21 PM

However, the jeep had been sabotaged by Laserwill, causing it to stop and allowing Laserwill to take the pizza and escape on a Cool Plane.

turtle plant pressure cooker
AlicornGaia Fishy from Mega Man Zero Earth Since: Sep, 2019 Relationship Status: Married to my murderer
Fishy
#2952: Sep 6th 2021 at 6:17:24 PM

Said plane however stalls and then crash into the superhuman trafficking ring’s headquarters. The explosion just so happened to free me from the mind control.

I quickly take the pizza from the ruins and then hide it in the hands of the Empty Hand.

"Come on Zero. Fight me. It feels so good :3"
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#2953: Sep 6th 2021 at 11:35:55 PM

Of course, when the hand is Empty, you know what that means...THAT'S RIGHT, THERE IS NO HAND!!!

And now the pizza's on Libre's hands!

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#2954: Sep 8th 2021 at 5:48:09 AM

Guy coming back after being in the hospital for his car crash, he gets in his new car before seeing Libre with a pizza, seeing this Guy rams his car into Libre and grab the pizza before drive away and hiding in a police station.

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
JKBenbot Since: Jun, 2020
#2955: Sep 10th 2021 at 4:16:20 AM

JKBenbot dances in and grabs the pizza but trips and because of how much the Pizza Omniverse has been crushed it falls into A Completely normal town

Edited by JKBenbot on Sep 10th 2021 at 7:16:41 AM

ThatAsianInTheCorner the biggest hair of all from the corner. read the username, dummy. (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: Tweaking my holographic boyfriend
the biggest hair of all
#2956: Sep 13th 2021 at 4:36:37 AM

The Pizza falls onto some random poor citizen, killing him due to the velocity that the Pizza is moving at. TAITC then picks up the pizza and runs towards an alien spaceship, preparing to take off to another planet.

"...This is too much information for a brain that just wants to visit Planet Tensuns..."
AlicornGaia Fishy from Mega Man Zero Earth Since: Sep, 2019 Relationship Status: Married to my murderer
Fishy
#2957: Sep 13th 2021 at 6:11:11 AM

Unfortunately, the ship That Asian In The Corner took was rigged courtesy by me to be headed to Apokolips. When he gets out, Darkseid and his army was waiting for him. They beat him to death and take the pizza to unleash the Anti-Life Equation and they let me have the power to dominate everyone who seeks to threaten the pizza.

Edited by AlicornGaia on Sep 13th 2021 at 9:12:05 PM

"Come on Zero. Fight me. It feels so good :3"
NineTailedCat Toss a pearl to your Watcher from bad to worse (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Toss a pearl to your Watcher
#2958: Sep 13th 2021 at 3:14:20 PM

Nine-Tailed Cat throws the Life Equation into the Anti-Life Equation, causing them to annihilate each other in a burst of energy that wipes out Darkseid, Gaia and all their forces. He then takes the miraculously-untouched pizza for himself to put into a secure vault.

Edited by NineTailedCat on Sep 13th 2021 at 3:14:38 AM

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Laserwill12 Turtle plant pressure cooker from NZZiy.;8k Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Turtle plant pressure cooker
#2959: Sep 13th 2021 at 3:24:55 PM

Laserwill is waiting in the vault. He takes the pizza, locks Nine-Tailed Cat in the vault, and then flies away using a balloon.

turtle plant pressure cooker
TempestSystem Give me your car keys. from Headspace Since: Jul, 2020 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Give me your car keys.
#2960: Sep 13th 2021 at 3:51:10 PM

Somehow, improbably, Dream has hijacked this balloon. She tosses Laserwill into a volcano they happen to be flying over and yoinks the pizza for herself.

"... Wait how am I gonna get down from here? I don't think I thought this all the way through."

Whose vehicle is this? Mine now.
JankyKong He's finally back to kick some... wait from a Secret Base on the Moon Since: May, 2021 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
He's finally back to kick some... wait
#2961: Sep 13th 2021 at 3:53:24 PM

From a tank on the ground, Janky takes the balloon in his sights, and fires at it. The balloon falls to earth and crashes. While Dream's fate is unknown, Janky salvaged the pizza from the wreckage. However...

Edited by JankyKong on Sep 13th 2021 at 6:53:40 AM

Your melody still remains in this room and it rings
JKBenbot Since: Jun, 2020
#2962: Sep 13th 2021 at 4:31:05 PM

An Ocean forms under him which JKB a merman forcefully grabs him and turns him into a Merman aswell stealing the Pizza.

Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#2963: Sep 13th 2021 at 4:40:41 PM

Superjohn appears with a fleet of submarines and thousands of henchmen, who attack J Kbenbot and the mermen. Superjohn and his army manage to overwhelm them and steal the pizza, taking it back to Superjohns private island.

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
Laserwill12 Turtle plant pressure cooker from NZZiy.;8k Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Turtle plant pressure cooker
#2964: Sep 13th 2021 at 5:20:30 PM

Laserwill uses a giant laser on Superjohn's island, then takes the pizza and hides it inside a giant cake.

turtle plant pressure cooker
KingKong118 Since: Jun, 2019 Relationship Status: How YOU doin'?
#2965: Sep 13th 2021 at 6:12:45 PM

KingKong118 carefully extracts the pizza from the cake, then eats the cake anyway because he just really loves cake. He then takes the pizza into his secure hidden bunker surrounded by land mines.

ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#2966: Sep 13th 2021 at 11:15:43 PM

ZeTropeGuy999 makes the right wall of the bunker fail to comprehend Pingugiygas's true power. He floats in through the new hole and takes the pizza from KingKong118, flying away with it.

Edited by ZeTropeGuy999 on Sep 13th 2021 at 7:16:25 PM

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
JKBenbot Since: Jun, 2020
#2967: Sep 15th 2021 at 4:03:25 PM

JKB for whom some reason gave JKBenbot earlier the Pizza grabs Ze Trope Guy underwater turning him into a Merman, before while he is still in shock stealing the pizza.

[down] You got the wrong person

Edited by JKBenbot on Sep 15th 2021 at 7:52:01 AM

BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#2968: Sep 15th 2021 at 4:40:14 PM

BackSet drives onto the scene in the bus he was put on, having converted it into a kickass battle-bus. Using an extendable robot arm the bus grabs the Pizza from JKBenbot and pulls it into a secret compartment.

Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald
NineTailedCat Toss a pearl to your Watcher from bad to worse (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Toss a pearl to your Watcher
#2969: Sep 22nd 2021 at 2:11:47 AM

Nine-Tailed Cat, having gotten bored with just cloning himself, creates a clone of BackSet instead to serve as his minion. He then sends the clone out against the original BackSet, and while the two are fighting it out, he sneaks up to the secret compartment and steals the pizza himself.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Bluethorn CHOMPION from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
CHOMPION
#2970: Sep 26th 2021 at 6:53:17 PM

Bluethorn hides under a wooden crate and uses it to approach Nine-Tailed Cat unnoticed, then takes the pizza.

Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.
MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#2971: Sep 26th 2021 at 6:56:02 PM

Matthew jumps on the crate, crushing Bluethorn to death underneath. He grabs the pizza and makes his escape on a glider.

Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#2972: Sep 26th 2021 at 6:56:22 PM

Superjohn shots Matthew down, then grabs the pizza from his cold dead hands. Superjohn then disappears with it into the shadows.

Edited by Superjohn on Sep 26th 2021 at 8:57:52 AM

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#2973: Sep 29th 2021 at 7:41:55 AM

Seeing this Guy does some dark arts jazz having him teleport to Superjohn and kick him in the balls before teleporting back with the pizza.

Edited by This on Sep 29th 2021 at 7:42:12 AM

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
blankb robot boy..... from Europa (Apprentice)
robot boy.....
#2974: Sep 29th 2021 at 9:42:21 AM

blankb walks up to the pizza and just slaps it out of guys hands, than picks it up and dashes away.

every time i die (the metalcore band) is peak
vjoi The first Stealth Fighter! from The South. Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Mu
The first Stealth Fighter!
#2975: Sep 29th 2021 at 11:05:15 AM

only to be met in the night by a creature born of unnatural experimentation.

Its fangs were sharpened, its eyes a mix of Vampiric Red and Lycan Gold.

Its fur was pitch black, matching its batlike wings.


It was Vjoi, Turned to a unnatural hybrid by forces unknown.

After that night under the crimson red moon, Blankb was never seen again.

Vjoi flew off, its fangs blooded, to return the pizza to the evil force behind its creation.

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.

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