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its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!

Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.

Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.

Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.

i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-

TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.

R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit."
[down] Awe: "wha- OW F***"

we have a work page! awesome.

edit, 9/3/2020:

okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.

     The Forum Etiquette 

  • please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
  • please don't double post.
  • please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!

if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too

okay thanks, have fun!

Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM

MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#2926: Aug 31st 2021 at 5:51:31 PM

Matthew locks Benbot in a dimension where Benbot can never escape, but not before taking the pizza for himself.

MOARPYLONZ Electro Archon from Inazuma Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Electro Archon
#2927: Aug 31st 2021 at 6:16:04 PM

MP returns from the Trouble Cube to cause some mayhem!

GUESS WHO?!

MP, with a giant fleet of pizza-themed fighter jets, fires countless missiles at Matthew, and then, doing a flyby, grabs The Pizza.

(sighs)

AlicornGaia Fishy from Mega Man Zero Earth Since: Sep, 2019 Relationship Status: Married to my murderer
Fishy
#2928: Aug 31st 2021 at 6:25:20 PM

Unfortunately, he flies right into the dark multiverse where the Batman who laughs proceeds to torture him until he dies. The evil batman then gives me the pizza and I hand it over to Darkseid as it is the source of the anti-life equation.

"Come on Zero. Fight me. It feels so good :3"
ThatAsianInTheCorner the biggest hair of all from the corner. read the username, dummy. (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: Tweaking my holographic boyfriend
the biggest hair of all
#2929: Aug 31st 2021 at 9:22:09 PM

But in a twist of events, it was secretly TAITC in a Darkseid costume. They quickly run back into their home and stuff the Pizza underneath their floor tiles, to keep it safe until next morning.

Edited by ThatAsianInTheCorner on Aug 31st 2021 at 11:22:45 PM

"...This is too much information for a brain that just wants to visit Planet Tensuns..."
NineTailedCat Toss a pearl to your Watcher from bad to worse (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Toss a pearl to your Watcher
#2930: Aug 31st 2021 at 9:26:26 PM

Nine-Tailed Cat digs up through TAITC's floor and grabs the pizza, then retreats back down the tunnel into a massive underground cave network.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
JankyKong He's finally back to kick some... wait from a Secret Base on the Moon Since: May, 2021 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
He's finally back to kick some... wait
#2931: Aug 31st 2021 at 9:29:53 PM

NineTailedCat gets cornered by some Pookas, and in their haste to escape, gets crushed by a falling boulder. JankyKong comes by shortly after to snag the pizza, and makes his way back to the surface. However, someone is already there waiting for him...

Your melody still remains in this room and it rings
TempestSystem Give me your car keys. from Headspace Since: Jul, 2020 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Give me your car keys.
#2932: Aug 31st 2021 at 10:21:22 PM

Dream! In a car, for some reason! She plows over JankyKong, conveniently knocking the pizza high into the sky so she has plenty of time to catch it as it falls.

"I didn't even need this. I think I'm just addicted to stealing cars."

Whose vehicle is this? Mine now.
AlicornGaia Fishy from Mega Man Zero Earth Since: Sep, 2019 Relationship Status: Married to my murderer
Fishy
#2933: Aug 31st 2021 at 11:18:27 PM

Unfortunately, while in midair, I swoop down and catch it. I then locked it in an Asgardian dimension rift where only I had the keys (and made sure there’s only the pizza, killing anyone and anything else in there).

"Come on Zero. Fight me. It feels so good :3"
NineTailedCat Toss a pearl to your Watcher from bad to worse (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Toss a pearl to your Watcher
#2934: Sep 1st 2021 at 1:56:25 PM

Key word being "had", past tense. Nine-Tailed Cat, having secretly pickpocketed the keys, re-opens the rift to shove Gaia in and grab the pizza, then seals it back up.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#2935: Sep 1st 2021 at 2:05:45 PM

Ninetailedcat suddenly suffers a bad case of explosions, as Superjohn puts his futuristic gun back in his pants and takes the pizza, going to a different universe that seems like his own...

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
JKBenbot Since: Jun, 2020
#2936: Sep 1st 2021 at 4:05:48 PM

Benbot drags the entire Pizza Omniverse into the dimension he cannot escape, “Hey, this is unusually strong for me.” Before John’s Cut in half body from accidentally traveling the the space in between universes flops down and hands me the pizza.

Laserwill12 Turtle plant pressure cooker from NZZiy.;8k Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Turtle plant pressure cooker
#2937: Sep 1st 2021 at 5:45:34 PM

Laserwill impales Benbot with a very large sword before taking the pizza and travelling to another planet.

Edited by Laserwill12 on Sep 1st 2021 at 5:46:15 AM

turtle plant pressure cooker
ThatAsianInTheCorner the biggest hair of all from the corner. read the username, dummy. (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: Tweaking my holographic boyfriend
the biggest hair of all
#2938: Sep 1st 2021 at 6:01:47 PM

TAITC calls for several Space Mercenaries to blow the planet up. Snagging the pizza for themselves.

...before immediately getting sucked up by a black hole. Along with the pizza.

Edited by ThatAsianInTheCorner on Sep 1st 2021 at 8:02:03 PM

"...This is too much information for a brain that just wants to visit Planet Tensuns..."
AlicornGaia Fishy from Mega Man Zero Earth Since: Sep, 2019 Relationship Status: Married to my murderer
Fishy
#2939: Sep 1st 2021 at 6:29:00 PM

TAITC gets spat out as atomic soup out of a white hole. I then used magic to reform the atomic soup that used to be a pizza back into a pizza before giving it to Darkseid, firing normal bullets at him just in case it was an imposter (I told him I needed to shoot him with normal bullets because someone disguised as him. He agreed.) I then give the pizza (AKA Anti-Life Equation) to him.

"Come on Zero. Fight me. It feels so good :3"
JKBenbot Since: Jun, 2020
#2940: Sep 2nd 2021 at 4:59:49 PM

Unfortunately, He is immediately casted for The Masked Singer as The Ruler, and Another Mask, The Ferryman comes and takes the Pizza. ”The Dead need Pizza Too.”

MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#2941: Sep 2nd 2021 at 5:05:47 PM

"You're right, the dead need pizza."

Matthew shoots the Ferryman and puts a fake pizza on the corpse.

"Here, enjoy. It's on me."

He runs off with the real Pizza, just unaware someone is right behind him...

This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#2942: Sep 2nd 2021 at 5:10:19 PM

Matthew gets a knife on the back by Guy who drives away in his car with the pizza.

Edited by This on Sep 2nd 2021 at 5:10:33 AM

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#2943: Sep 2nd 2021 at 5:13:38 PM

Superjohn, who hid in the back, pops out and and attacks Guy, causing a car crash. Thankfully Superjohn and the pizza make it out alive (Guy is less fortunate) John takes the pizza and whistles for a horse, thinking theirs no way someone pull a Not My Driver on him.

Edited by Superjohn on Sep 2nd 2021 at 7:17:03 AM

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
AlicornGaia Fishy from Mega Man Zero Earth Since: Sep, 2019 Relationship Status: Married to my murderer
Fishy
#2944: Sep 2nd 2021 at 8:59:29 PM

Sadly for him, there was. The horseman then galloped with Superjohn all the way to the land of the dead before revealing himself to be the grim reaper. He then traps Superjohn in the land of the dead, effectively killing him before taking the pizza back to me.

I then had Batmite hide the pizza in the fifth dimension. No one would find it except for me and batmite.

"Come on Zero. Fight me. It feels so good :3"
JKBenbot Since: Jun, 2020
#2945: Sep 2nd 2021 at 10:24:54 PM

Unfortunately a new mask The Blanket found it in his dreams and somehow teleports in and steals the Pizza.    “That’s what you get for causing me Nightmares!”   

ThatAsianInTheCorner the biggest hair of all from the corner. read the username, dummy. (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: Tweaking my holographic boyfriend
the biggest hair of all
#2946: Sep 6th 2021 at 5:57:54 AM

Due to being turned into Atomic Soup, and having some of their soup be used to recreate the Pizza, TAITC reforms from the soup and now has the Pizza attached to their hand, stealing it in the process.

Edited by ThatAsianInTheCorner on Sep 6th 2021 at 7:58:17 PM

"...This is too much information for a brain that just wants to visit Planet Tensuns..."
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#2947: Sep 6th 2021 at 6:32:06 AM

Cue Libre amptutating TAITC's hand off with a massive falchion blade, getting rid of the severed hand before baiting whoever's coming for him with it as he runs away.

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
AlicornGaia Fishy from Mega Man Zero Earth Since: Sep, 2019 Relationship Status: Married to my murderer
Fishy
#2948: Sep 6th 2021 at 7:10:30 AM

Since the pizza contained essences of my magic too, I simply teleported it to my hands. I then gave the pizza to Perpetua to trap it in the heart of a new multiverse where everyone worshipped me and gave me all their pizzas.

"Come on Zero. Fight me. It feels so good :3"
vjoi The first Stealth Fighter! from The South. Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Mu
The first Stealth Fighter!
#2949: Sep 6th 2021 at 2:42:05 PM

Vjoi then kidnaps Gaia and Perpetua, places a mind control helmet on the both of them and sells them off to a Superhuman Trafficking ring.

He then bakes the multiverse into the pizza, Creating the ultimate pizza and taking it to his doom fortress.

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#2950: Sep 6th 2021 at 2:56:36 PM

Where Matthew had actually survived and was hiding in the pizza as it was taken to the Doom Fortress. He rises out of it and stabs Vjoi in the heart before escapes with the Pizza via a Jeep.

Edited by MatthewLMayfield on Sep 6th 2021 at 4:56:47 AM


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