its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!
Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.
Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.
Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.
i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-
TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.
R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit."
Awe: "wha- OW F***"
we have a work page
! awesome.
edit, 9/3/2020:
okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.
- please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
- please don't double post.
- please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!
if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too
okay thanks, have fun!
Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM
But in a twist of events, it was secretly TAITC in a Darkseid costume. They quickly run back into their home and stuff the Pizza underneath their floor tiles, to keep it safe until next morning.
Edited by ThatAsianInTheCorner on Aug 31st 2021 at 11:22:45 PM
"...This is too much information for a brain that just wants to visit Planet Tensuns..."NineTailedCat gets cornered by some Pookas, and in their haste to escape, gets crushed by a falling boulder. JankyKong comes by shortly after to snag the pizza, and makes his way back to the surface. However, someone is already there waiting for him...
Your melody still remains in this room and it ringsLaserwill impales Benbot with a very large sword before taking the pizza and travelling to another planet.
Edited by Laserwill12 on Sep 1st 2021 at 5:46:15 AM
turtle plant pressure cookerTAITC calls for several Space Mercenaries to blow the planet up. Snagging the pizza for themselves.
...before immediately getting sucked up by a black hole. Along with the pizza.
Edited by ThatAsianInTheCorner on Sep 1st 2021 at 8:02:03 PM
"...This is too much information for a brain that just wants to visit Planet Tensuns..."TAITC gets spat out as atomic soup out of a white hole. I then used magic to reform the atomic soup that used to be a pizza back into a pizza before giving it to Darkseid, firing normal bullets at him just in case it was an imposter (I told him I needed to shoot him with normal bullets because someone disguised as him. He agreed.) I then give the pizza (AKA Anti-Life Equation) to him.
"Come on Zero. Fight me. It feels so good :3"Unfortunately, He is immediately casted for The Masked Singer as The Ruler, and Another Mask, The Ferryman comes and takes the Pizza. ”The Dead need Pizza Too.”
Superjohn, who hid in the back, pops out and and attacks Guy, causing a car crash. Thankfully Superjohn and the pizza make it out alive (Guy is less fortunate) John takes the pizza and whistles for a horse, thinking theirs no way someone pull a Not My Driver on him.
Edited by Superjohn on Sep 2nd 2021 at 7:17:03 AM
"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"Sadly for him, there was. The horseman then galloped with Superjohn all the way to the land of the dead before revealing himself to be the grim reaper. He then traps Superjohn in the land of the dead, effectively killing him before taking the pizza back to me.
I then had Batmite hide the pizza in the fifth dimension. No one would find it except for me and batmite.
"Come on Zero. Fight me. It feels so good :3"Unfortunately a new mask The Blanket found it in his dreams and somehow teleports in and steals the Pizza. “That’s what you get for causing me Nightmares!”
Due to being turned into Atomic Soup, and having some of their soup be used to recreate the Pizza, TAITC reforms from the soup and now has the Pizza attached to their hand, stealing it in the process.
Edited by ThatAsianInTheCorner on Sep 6th 2021 at 7:58:17 PM
"...This is too much information for a brain that just wants to visit Planet Tensuns..."Cue Libre amptutating TAITC's hand off with a massive falchion blade, getting rid of the severed hand before baiting whoever's coming for him with it as he runs away.
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categorySince the pizza contained essences of my magic too, I simply teleported it to my hands. I then gave the pizza to Perpetua to trap it in the heart of a new multiverse where everyone worshipped me and gave me all their pizzas.
"Come on Zero. Fight me. It feels so good :3"Vjoi then kidnaps Gaia and Perpetua, places a mind control helmet on the both of them and sells them off to a Superhuman Trafficking ring.
He then bakes the multiverse into the pizza, Creating the ultimate pizza and taking it to his doom fortress.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.

Matthew locks Benbot in a dimension where Benbot can never escape, but not before taking the pizza for himself.