its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!
Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.
Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.
Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.
i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-
TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.
R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit."
Awe: "wha- OW F***"
we have a work page
! awesome.
edit, 9/3/2020:
okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.
- please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
- please don't double post.
- please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!
if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too
okay thanks, have fun!
Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM
*HEADSHOT*
"Not anymore" Vjoi says after using his (admittedly rusty) Cold Sniper skills to "give his target a earthly nap", steals the pizza and escapes in a helicopter.
Edited by vjoi on May 27th 2021 at 3:22:37 AM
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.Libre snipes the chopper right out of the sky, the Pizza gracefully gliding towards him.
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryUnbeknownst to Alicorn Gaia, Janky Kong (who somehow survived drowning earlier) has managed to tame the sewer gator that tried to kill him, and sent it to retrieve the pizza from Pinkie Pie. Pinkie mistakes the gator for Gummy, and tells him to watch over the pizza. The sewer gator steals the pizza while she's not looking, and heads home to give it to his master.
Your melody still remains in this room and it ringsOnly for the Pizza to be snatched by a spider Libre told to steal. Of course, the spider gets sacked...
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryIt's feeling vengeful. It goes up to me and knowing its pain, I make the spider a giant humanoid black widow and let her return to Libre to inject him to death for his betrayal. As a reward, I let her take the pizza but to let me have a slice of it. She agrees and disappears somewhere. Who knows where she took it to?
"Come on Zero. Fight me. It feels so good :3"The cell turns out to be located in Janky Kong's home base on the moon! (Somehow!) Janky confiscates the pizza, and prepares to return to his quarters when...
Edited by JankyKong on May 29th 2021 at 12:22:14 PM
Your melody still remains in this room and it ringsThe moon suddenly crashes into Janky, and the Pizza flies out of the earth, just as Libre uses high speeds to catch it.
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryI blast the attempted pizza thief using the cannons of Space Bismarck, I take the pizza with me and sail off to join the rest of the Space Navy.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.Space Navy? The two definition clashes with each other, causing a huge Logic Bomb to explode and take the entire navy out. The pizza gets blasted back to me. I quickly mail it to Mount Olympus to get the Greek gods to guard the pizza.
"Come on Zero. Fight me. It feels so good :3"I-[sudden interruption by the next poster]
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category

Before a demon from hell drags him back down and hands me the pizza, I hand him 20 dollars and 1 dollar as a tip.