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its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!

Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.

Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.

Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.

i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-

TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.

R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit."
[down] Awe: "wha- OW F***"

we have a work page! awesome.

edit, 9/3/2020:

okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.

     The Forum Etiquette 

  • please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
  • please don't double post.
  • please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!

if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too

okay thanks, have fun!

Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM

JKBenbot Since: Jun, 2020
#2651: May 27th 2021 at 12:41:16 PM

Before a demon from hell drags him back down and hands me the pizza, I hand him 20 dollars and 1 dollar as a tip.

Delibirda from Splatsville Since: Sep, 2020 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
#2652: May 27th 2021 at 12:43:59 PM

I throw a splash potion of slowness at JK, and I under the swiftness effect, run away.

"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#2653: May 27th 2021 at 2:50:54 PM

Matthew appears in a helicopter and tilts it forward, making the blades scrape by closely to the ground, to which Dellabird eventually gets caught into the blades anf gets chopped to pieces. The pizza survives and Matthew grabs it and flies away.

Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#2654: May 27th 2021 at 3:07:44 PM

Superjohn, riding in a car, jumps a building, crashing his car into Matthews helicopter. The crash kills Matthew, but thankfully the pizza is safe. John grabs it and walks off, saying "LIKE A BOSS!"

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#2655: May 27th 2021 at 3:18:33 PM

I watch from afar, holding his grappling hook rifle aiming at his pizza, and fires the hook fly to the pizza and hook's it back to him "Haha I got the pizza!"

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
vjoi The first Stealth Fighter! from The South. Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Mu
The first Stealth Fighter!
#2656: May 27th 2021 at 3:21:39 PM

*HEADSHOT*

"Not anymore" Vjoi says after using his (admittedly rusty) Cold Sniper skills to "give his target a earthly nap", steals the pizza and escapes in a helicopter.

Edited by vjoi on May 27th 2021 at 3:22:37 AM

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#2657: May 27th 2021 at 3:59:00 PM

Libre snipes the chopper right out of the sky, the Pizza gracefully gliding towards him.

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#2658: May 27th 2021 at 4:12:22 PM

Superjohn charges Libre with a ax to ask him a question (read: chop him to pieces). Libres remains give Superjohn the pizza, who takes it and decides to go on the subway.

Edited by Superjohn on May 27th 2021 at 6:12:40 AM

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#2659: May 27th 2021 at 4:30:57 PM

And right after Superjohn gets off the subway, Matthew suddenly appears and grabs him and throws him onto the tracks. The transit takes off as Superjohn gets turned into track pizza and Matthew takes the actual pizza for himself. He heads up to land and hails a taxi.

NineTailedCat Toss a pearl to your Watcher from bad to worse (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Toss a pearl to your Watcher
#2660: May 27th 2021 at 4:40:03 PM

Nine-Tailed Cat happens to be driving the taxi. He promptly swings the door open in Matthew's face, slamming him to the ground, then grabs the pizza and speeds off.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
AlicornGaia Fishy from Mega Man Zero Earth Since: Sep, 2019 Relationship Status: Married to my murderer
Fishy
#2661: May 27th 2021 at 7:30:21 PM

Unfortunately, Nine-Tailed Cat didn’t watch the front of his car, causing him to crash and die. The pizza topped with pineapples was ruined. So I decided to transfer its soul into a new pizza filled with nutella and safeguard it with pinkie pie.

"Come on Zero. Fight me. It feels so good :3"
JankyKong He's finally back to kick some... wait from a Secret Base on the Moon Since: May, 2021 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
He's finally back to kick some... wait
#2662: May 27th 2021 at 9:26:04 PM

Unbeknownst to Alicorn Gaia, Janky Kong (who somehow survived drowning earlier) has managed to tame the sewer gator that tried to kill him, and sent it to retrieve the pizza from Pinkie Pie. Pinkie mistakes the gator for Gummy, and tells him to watch over the pizza. The sewer gator steals the pizza while she's not looking, and heads home to give it to his master.

Your melody still remains in this room and it rings
This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#2663: May 28th 2021 at 9:02:43 AM

I fall from the headshot and into my car where my head hit the gas pedal and drives into him, I get up somehow still alive and hit the brakes to grab the pizza from the run over body.

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#2664: May 28th 2021 at 9:04:34 AM

Only for the Pizza to be snatched by a spider Libre told to steal. Of course, the spider gets sacked...

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
AlicornGaia Fishy from Mega Man Zero Earth Since: Sep, 2019 Relationship Status: Married to my murderer
Fishy
#2665: May 28th 2021 at 9:47:47 AM

It's feeling vengeful. It goes up to me and knowing its pain, I make the spider a giant humanoid black widow and let her return to Libre to inject him to death for his betrayal. As a reward, I let her take the pizza but to let me have a slice of it. She agrees and disappears somewhere. Who knows where she took it to?

"Come on Zero. Fight me. It feels so good :3"
MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#2666: May 29th 2021 at 12:03:16 PM

Matthew sees the black widow humanoid and already not here to mess around, pulls out a flamethrower and burns her alive. He takes the pizza from her charred corpse and goes on his way when...

Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#2667: May 29th 2021 at 12:05:27 PM

Superjohn appears behind Matthew, snapping his neck and taking the pizza, taking it to a..... prison cell?!

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
JankyKong He's finally back to kick some... wait from a Secret Base on the Moon Since: May, 2021 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
He's finally back to kick some... wait
#2668: May 29th 2021 at 12:21:43 PM

The cell turns out to be located in Janky Kong's home base on the moon! (Somehow!) Janky confiscates the pizza, and prepares to return to his quarters when...

Edited by JankyKong on May 29th 2021 at 12:22:14 PM

Your melody still remains in this room and it rings
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#2669: May 29th 2021 at 5:43:02 PM

The moon suddenly crashes into Janky, and the Pizza flies out of the earth, just as Libre uses high speeds to catch it.

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#2670: May 29th 2021 at 7:51:49 PM

I finish making my uber-pack to see the pizza fly into space, I put on a glass jar and use the uber-pack to fly into space ramming Libre and grabbing the pizza for myself.

Edited by This on May 29th 2021 at 7:52:07 AM

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
vjoi The first Stealth Fighter! from The South. Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Mu
The first Stealth Fighter!
#2671: May 29th 2021 at 10:28:29 PM

I blast the attempted pizza thief using the cannons of Space Bismarck, I take the pizza with me and sail off to join the rest of the Space Navy.

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
AlicornGaia Fishy from Mega Man Zero Earth Since: Sep, 2019 Relationship Status: Married to my murderer
Fishy
#2672: May 30th 2021 at 12:22:27 AM

Space Navy? The two definition clashes with each other, causing a huge Logic Bomb to explode and take the entire navy out. The pizza gets blasted back to me. I quickly mail it to Mount Olympus to get the Greek gods to guard the pizza.

"Come on Zero. Fight me. It feels so good :3"
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#2673: May 30th 2021 at 1:29:32 AM

I-[sudden interruption by the next poster]

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
vjoi The first Stealth Fighter! from The South. Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Mu
The first Stealth Fighter!
#2674: May 30th 2021 at 6:04:11 AM

aka me because I interrupted by stealing the post and the pizza, knowing some idiot would attack me and try to take it I kick the pizza all the way to planet pluto!

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#2675: May 30th 2021 at 6:57:47 AM

And Matthew just happened to be on Pluto when the pizza arrives. He takes it and heads all the way to Neptune, hoping he can enjoy it in piece.


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