its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!
Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.
Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.
Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.
i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-
TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.
R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit." ![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
Awe: "wha- OW F***"
we have a work page
! awesome.
edit, 9/3/2020:
okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.
- please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
- please don't double post.
- please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!
if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too
okay thanks, have fun!
Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM
Not a Fragile Flower
Not Seki gets as far as the edge of town.
Ginzo is waiting with a personal cloaking device and a garotte wire.
They make off with the pizza after Not Seki is incapacitated, and heads to their volcano lair.
"Get me a gun, I'm a soldier; but put me in that suit and I'm a superhero." - Gunnery Sgt Roberta "Bobbie" Draper MMC
"Can you see what I see?"
However, as fate would have it, Janky Kong is there waiting for them! Janky has rigged the volcano to erupt if they don't get the pizza. ginsengaddict is left with no choice but to hand it over, and Janky flees out a window, only to be stopped by...
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
Libre busting into Janky from below the window, only to crash at the ground with the Pizza being sat upon him. Meteorically sat upon.
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
I'm helping!
"Well, this is all very weird," Sylvi says, casually picking up the pizza from Libre's flattened corpse and airstepping off to parts unknown.
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
Adora, the High Priestess
Oh wait. Sylvi, you tried stepping onto the parts unknown? Kenshiro proceeds to kill you for stealing the pizza and gave it to me. I send it to an unknown dimension that only I have access to.
"I just need one of you to come here to give your life to the sun god. It will be for the monkey city's glory."
And then in this dimension, suddenly . . . RKO!, VJOI OUTTA NOWHERE!
Vjoi RKO'S The Alicorn, the ref gives the 3 count, and it's over!
Vjoi Runs off with The Championship Belt and The Pizza like a true Heel!
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
What, me worry?
Then Matthew appears, ready to cash in his Money in the Bank contract. The ref approves then Matthew smashes Vjol in the face. He goes for the pin... 1... 2... 3! Matthew is the new Pizza Champion!
Not a Fragile Flower
Ginzo's Humungous Mecha stomps Matthew through the roof.
This was mainly for revenge for the Drill Tank incident. Matthew didn't actually still have the pizza, because Janky Kong intercepted it in the "three games below" thread.
Ginzo chases Janky in the mech, corners them and gives them the option to place to the pizza on the ground and walk away.
"Get me a gun, I'm a soldier; but put me in that suit and I'm a superhero." - Gunnery Sgt Roberta "Bobbie" Draper MMC
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Asking them to place the pizza on the ground turns out to be a mistake, as Nine-Tailed Cat digs up from below and swipes the pizza, then slips away into an underground tunnel system.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
Nine-Tailed Cat will find a graffiti reading "NTC", triggering his Berserk Button and leaving him vulnerable to the trains.
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
Adora, the High Priestess
Some Libre didn't touch the pizza. So I just take it.
Knowing it's too dangerous to be holding onto it, I shred the pizza into a million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million pieces, send them to various points in time, and some alternate universes. Only I know how to find all of them. It will come into my belly. :3
"I just need one of you to come here to give your life to the sun god. It will be for the monkey city's glory."
Except for one problem, Vjoi's many ancestors had started an Ancient Conspiracy manipulating events to give his bloodline vast power and fragments of the pizza. Airhearts disappearance, jimmy hoffa going bye bye, even the punic wars, all were masterminded by the Vjoi bloodline.
Now controlling the world from the shadows they pull their final move, masterminding WW 5 and causing many including Alicorn and other potential rivals to be drafted and destroyed while the last Vjois rejoin the pizza in secret, Ensuring they are the only ones who shall enjoy the pizza. . . while they rule the ashes of the world that created it.
Edited by vjoi on May 26th 2021 at 7:39:28 AM
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
It turns out Gaia had a good reason for keeping the pizza scattered: Nine-Tailed Cat had turned it into a power source, and as soon as the Vjoj conspiracy reassembles it, it resurrects him as a dark sorcerer of unfathomable power! He promptly grabs the pizza, blows up the conspiracy headquarters, and heads up a suitably-ominous mountain to begin monologuing about how the world's doom is at hand and nothing can stop him now.
Edited by NineTailedCat on May 26th 2021 at 9:37:46 AM
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
What, me worry?
As Nine-Tailed Cat finished his monologue, Matthew shows up wielding a giant sword as he stabs Cat in the heart, watching his body crumble to dust. He snatches the pizza and heads back to the kingdom, being celebrated as the hero who brought the pizza back to the people.
Adora, the High Priestess
Alicorn is a title. Gaia is my name here. Just letting you all know.
Those people you brought the pizza back for Matthew L Mayfield? They're all traitors. They killed you and gave me the pizza. I threw it into a time loop Just One Second Out of Sync and hid the magic device that can unlock it. I'll wait until you all are dead so I can enjoy it.
"I just need one of you to come here to give your life to the sun god. It will be for the monkey city's glory."
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
The Pizza, all the while, gets yeeted into a parallel dimension with warped space, and shows up near Libre after 3 seconds in it.
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
Adora, the High Priestess
Libre didn't know that he was under the crossfire of the Starkiller Base. He gets vaporized alongside the galaxy he's in, with the pizza back to me. Darkseid said to let him have the pizza for safekeeping until I'm the only one left, so I did and he sent it to the Omega Sanction. Also, Bruce Wayne I mean Batman has agreed to not tell anyone how to get it out.
"I just need one of you to come here to give your life to the sun god. It will be for the monkey city's glory."
"Can you see what I see?"
Meanwhile, in a completely different location, Janky Kong decides that the stakes have risen too far for him to get directly involved, so he raids some random island to steal a random book and writes in it to remove all these overpowered characters from the plot, while simultaneously granting himself the pizza.
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The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Nine-Tailed Cat lands on the island, sneaks up behind Janky Kong and runs him through with a cutlass. He then grabs the pizza and sails off with a crew of pirates.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Adora, the High Priestess
Nine Tailed Cat didn't know was that his crew sailed through protected waters causing all of them to get gunned down to death. The pizza is then swept into the ocean to be collected by some seaponies. They knew it was cursed and handed it to me. I quickly locked it in a random safe made by Harry Potter and turned the pizza into one with toppings with pineapples on it.
"I just need one of you to come here to give your life to the sun god. It will be for the monkey city's glory."
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
The Pizza vanishes from where it's last hidden...and is on Libre's mouth, somehow having pineapples on it.
Wait-WHAT IN THE FUCK- WHY IS HE SPREADING NUTELLA ON IT-
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
I'm helping!
"... what the fuck"
Sylvi changes to ninja and steals the pizza through space and time from before Libre had ever seen it. "Mmm... regular ordinary untainted pizza."
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
"Can you see what I see?"
Up on the moon, Janky Kong, who somehow managed to survive being stabbed with a cutlass, decides that he's had enough of all this time and space manipulation, and decides to delete the current save file. He then selects New Game, resulting in the creation of a pizza at the local restaurant. Once it's completed, Janky mugs the chef, steals the pizza, and escapes down a nearby manhole.
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The man behind the slaughter
Unfortunately for Janky, a sewer gator grabs them and drags them to drown in the sewer water. Then Superjohn appears from a portal in Hell, grabs the pizza, then goes back through the portal to Hell.
"I'm back baby!"
Edited by Superjohn on May 27th 2021 at 12:46:50 PM
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
-except he doesn't, instead getting stabbed 28 times. Not Seki gets away with the pizza.
The Power of Friendship™