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At the gate, Zorua is stopped by a now-no-longer-fused Wm, this time dressed as a doctor, who claims "THIS PIZZA HAS A TERRIBLE DISEASE! IF YOU EAT IT, YOU WILL DIE! IT MUST GO WITH ME IMMEDIATELY!"
Wm then takes the pizza while Zorua is dazed and befuddled by the screaming.
And then Dr. Wm also had a sword...
Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Nov 8th 2019 at 12:18:27 PM
Puma puts on a scary mask and Jump Scares Dr. Wm, taking the pizza while he's distracted by his fear.
...If he's not, then they just stand there awkwardly before Puma takes the pizza anyway.
Dhiruxide creeps extremely close to Puma and whispers "boo" in his ear, freaking him out and stealing the pizza, hightailing it.
Radioactive!Awe, with a cop hat, pulls Dhiru over for illegally performing spooky activities outside of Halloween, and confiscates the pizza.
Playing kicks the policeman to the ground, and grabbed the downed pizza.
A now respawned Routeferret stops Playingwithboy while they’re getting away. He then punches them in the face before attempting get away with the pizza on a totally not-stolen motorbike.
Edited by Routeferret on Nov 10th 2019 at 11:55:57 AM
Dhiruxide, now in space pod launched from a spaceship, comes in hot from orbit and crashlands on routeferret, obliterating them with pizza in one piece and undamaged flying to the side. He exits out of dropod, grabs pizza and attempts to take a bit before...
A TOASTER WITH WINGS SWOOPS INTO THE ACTION, AND GETS THE FRIGGIN PIZZA! Oh, and he toasted it.
Puma summons Toast Guy, who tackles the toaster and brings it home to make toast for him. Meanwhile, Puma grabs the pizza.
Edited by DrNoPuma on Nov 12th 2019 at 11:15:56 AM
Zorua tells Puma over the phone that Bluethorn's being held hostage and to come to an abandoned alleyway to bargain, where they promptly knock Puma senseless and escape with the pizza in a getaway vehicle.
Dhiruxide armed with a FGM-148 Javelin takes a cheap shot at their vehicle from on top of a hill nearby and blows it up. Pizza is once again miraculously intact (might be an invincible holy pizza) which Dhiruxide picks up and heads off whistling.
Edited by Dhiruxide on Nov 12th 2019 at 5:29:38 PM
Awe, after respawning, bumps into Dhiu to take the pizza as its sent flying.
Custard catches the pizza with 2 baseball mitts and tosses it into the nearest portal to the Upside Down. Surely nobody could be stupid enough to go after it, right?
Apparently Routeferret is. And he somehow exits the Upside Down, with the pizza, unharmed. To avoid getting harmed after all that, though, he just leaves the pizza on a table for anyone to take.
Edited by Routeferret on Nov 17th 2019 at 2:44:29 PM
Playing takes the pizza on the table.
Wm takes the table from Playing, whacking him with it when he tries to take it back.
Dhiruxide does weird pigeon sounds and summons a battalion of angery pigeons to poop all over William. Dhiruxide then takes pizza and runs off with it
Radioactive!Awe catches Dhiu's pizza as a raptor, and flies off.
Playing calls xkcd to destroy the veloraptor. Playing then takes the pizza.
Dhiruxide, channeling his inner Doom Slayer, rips and tears playing in most brutal way possible, then takes the pizza and farts high up into air, leaving noxious fart cloud to ward off pursuers.
Keiron, having bribed and fucked his way out of prison, is on a plane to the Isle of Man that conviently hits Dhiruxide, while he farts his way into the sky.
The pizza flies in through the window.
Edited by KeironCioran on Nov 18th 2019 at 8:04:18 AM
...only to immediately fly back out again due to explosive decompression.
Wm, now dressed as Yondu ("I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!") takes the pizza and floats off.
awe takes the NES Zapper all the way from Page 1 to shoot Wm down, then takes the P i z z a as it gently flops down into his hands.
Awe flies into a hole filled to the brim with explosives. Dhiruxide bends down the hatch and sets off explosives, destroying the entire underground network. Pizza floats safely, undamaged to the surface and gently lands into Dhir's hands.
In the dark hole, Dhir can't see Puma sneaking up behind them. He lunges at Dhiruxide and... hugs them tightly. But still takes the pizza and runs away.
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