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kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
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#251: Nov 23rd 2019 at 11:28:10 AM

H-Huh? (Diogenes turns around.) Who are you?

(Elisa turns to look as well, visibly annoyed.)

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#252: Nov 23rd 2019 at 11:47:34 AM

"Oh no," says Count Cardalu, standing nearby. "Fred."

"That's right," says Fred the leech. "You've done the wrong thing, Cardalu! Monsters should never be friends with humans! We're meant to eat them, destroy them!"

He turns to Teddy, Diogenes, and Elisa. "Right?"

Edited by DrNoPuma on Nov 23rd 2019 at 2:50:58 PM

Very good kitty
Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from in my house Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#253: Nov 23rd 2019 at 11:56:46 AM

Lelia's gone and signed up for a few random classes. She's not entirely sure what all of them are, but surprises are fun so it should be fine.

The newcomer draws her attention.

"I don't really want to eat anybody though?"

we will survive.
kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
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#254: Nov 23rd 2019 at 12:00:34 PM

N-No...? (Diogenes says.) I came here because I didn't WANT to be seen like that.

Look...uh...Fred, would we even be here trying to sign up for these things if we thought that way? (Elisa says.)

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
DubhKafkaesque from Scotland Since: Aug, 2018 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
#255: Nov 23rd 2019 at 12:01:06 PM

The very human-looking girl gives the leech a look of... amused condescension?

"Who're you callin' "kid"?"

Hail majestic corporate light, heaven born and ever bright!
Bobthedeadguy Not a guy anymore, ignore the name from IN YOUR COMPUTER!!! Since: Jan, 2019 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
#256: Nov 23rd 2019 at 12:01:41 PM

Null glares at the newcomer.

"I don't know who you are, but I don't like your views on friendship!"

(Quick note: I'm not going to he very active on discord for a while, so if there are any announcements about openings for NP Cs or if I'm doing anything wrong, it would be best if you messaged me directly through TVT.)

(Quicker note: You only need to do this if I'm not online.)

Edited by Bobthedeadguy on Nov 23rd 2019 at 3:18:23 PM

S-O-N-I-C, THAT'S ME!!!
shrubBird Shapeless wisp of wind from the depths of hell. Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Shapeless wisp of wind
#257: Nov 23rd 2019 at 12:26:22 PM

"I'm not really hungry, either…" Dennis thinks to himself… and Lelia.

If I don't clash, I don't change. The world ends at my borders, and the best moments slip away.
arimothereindeer Boi from here to eternity, that's where she takes me Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Staying up all night to get lucky
Boi
#258: Nov 23rd 2019 at 12:37:14 PM

Bakti smiles. “Yes, kill the humans! Kill them! But not eat them. That wouldn’t taste good.”

Reindeer in the direction of reindeer
Routeferret from ur mum's place Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Dancing with Captain Jack Harkness
#259: Nov 23rd 2019 at 1:42:14 PM

"...yeah, uh, no."

The mannequin would turn to Fred and tried to look as annoyed as possible. Pretty hard when your only facial features are your eyes, though. "I think opening with "you guys are gonna be wimps" and "humans should be eaten" puts you on thin ice already."

Edited by Routeferret on Nov 23rd 2019 at 9:44:04 AM

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Bluethorn CHOMPION from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
CHOMPION
#261: Nov 23rd 2019 at 2:47:46 PM

"Eat humans?" says Teddy. "I don't want to eat them... that'd just be weird. Can't we just scare them instead?" he adds, half-jokingly, with a grin.

Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.
DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#262: Nov 23rd 2019 at 6:10:37 PM

"No!" Fred yells at Teddy. But then he grins and leans close to Teddy. "Don't get me wrong. Fear is wonderful. But we monsters are meant to kill humans. That's all we are, and if we go easy on them, everything will be ruined."

"Hey! Leave him alone!" Alice says to Fred.

Fred turns to Alice. "Or what?"

Very good kitty
Bobthedeadguy Not a guy anymore, ignore the name from IN YOUR COMPUTER!!! Since: Jan, 2019 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
#263: Nov 23rd 2019 at 6:18:47 PM

"HEY!"

Null slingshots itself at Fred.

"YOU LEAVE MY POTENTIAL FRIENDS ALONE!"

S-O-N-I-C, THAT'S ME!!!
DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#264: Nov 23rd 2019 at 6:31:40 PM

Count Cardalu and some of the teachers are already stepping in as well.

"Get him out of here," says Cardalu.

Fred flails around wildly trying to get Null off.

"Get away from me, you punk!"

Very good kitty
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#265: Nov 23rd 2019 at 6:34:47 PM

(The minute the confrontation turns physical, Diogenes hurriedly backs himself into the nearest corner, clenches his eyes shut, and tucks his head into his shoulders so tightly it looks like it'll disappear into his body.)

Whoa, whoa, WHOA! (Elisa tries to intervene by attempting separating the two.)

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
Bobthedeadguy Not a guy anymore, ignore the name from IN YOUR COMPUTER!!! Since: Jan, 2019 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
#266: Nov 23rd 2019 at 7:05:25 PM

Null starts rapidly pummeling Fred, although it doesn't do much as they don't have any bones.

S-O-N-I-C, THAT'S ME!!!
DubhKafkaesque from Scotland Since: Aug, 2018 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
#267: Nov 23rd 2019 at 7:22:56 PM

Well, well, well. She's not attended a single class and already this school is proving a fine source of entertainment. The Ordinary Human™ leans back against a wall, wanting to be comfortable as she spectates the ensuing battle.

Hail majestic corporate light, heaven born and ever bright!
Routeferret from ur mum's place Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Dancing with Captain Jack Harkness
#268: Nov 24th 2019 at 1:26:58 AM

"Okay, that’s enough."

The mannequin also tries to separate the two.

Aveyond Your local Princess! from Where's the closest castle? Since: Dec, 2018
Your local Princess!
#269: Nov 24th 2019 at 4:47:28 AM

Rosa whimpers from the ceiling

"Awful...thing.."

arimothereindeer Boi from here to eternity, that's where she takes me Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Staying up all night to get lucky
Boi
#270: Nov 24th 2019 at 7:33:47 AM

”Why are we so against killing humans? Isn’t that what monsters are supposed to do?” the pocong asks, tilting his head.

Reindeer in the direction of reindeer
Aveyond Your local Princess! from Where's the closest castle? Since: Dec, 2018
Your local Princess!
#271: Nov 24th 2019 at 8:54:50 AM

"S-Stereotypes..."

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Shapeless wisp of wind
#272: Nov 24th 2019 at 9:33:27 AM

Being a faceless blob means that Dennis can't visually convey any emotions, but being the same faceless blob that he is means that Lelia could probably just feel his sheer bewilderment at the whole situation.

If I don't clash, I don't change. The world ends at my borders, and the best moments slip away.
Bobthedeadguy Not a guy anymore, ignore the name from IN YOUR COMPUTER!!! Since: Jan, 2019 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
#273: Nov 24th 2019 at 10:12:26 AM

Null's rage-fueled attempted beatdown slowly comes to a stop. They jump away from Fred, stumbling a little upon their landing.

"There's m-more where that c-came from..."

Null is panting heavily.

"Y-you big jerk..."

S-O-N-I-C, THAT'S ME!!!
arimothereindeer Boi from here to eternity, that's where she takes me Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Staying up all night to get lucky
Boi
#274: Nov 24th 2019 at 10:49:58 AM

”Who says stereotypes can’t be true? People always stereotype us pocong and I’d say everything I’ve heard about my kind is true!”

Reindeer in the direction of reindeer
DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#275: Nov 24th 2019 at 7:59:23 PM

Fred is shocked by Null's reactions and starts to back up.

"Okay... that's enough. And you," he says to Bakti. "You're right. You are supposed to kill humans. This school is brainwashing all of you. But it looks like I underestimated you all. Mark my words. I will be back, and next time, I will make sure this school is destroyed!"

Fred starts to leave.

Very good kitty

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