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DrNoPuma Bud and Lou(ise) from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
Bud and Lou(ise)
#1: Oct 26th 2019 at 5:33:21 PM

The magical island of Graveholm, hidden from human eyes, is home to all sorts of creatures. Ghosts, vampires, dragons, werewolves, and many more creatures of myth live here to hide from humans, only leaving to scare humans or whatever else they do. Whatever the creature, they don't have a very good relationship with humans...

Until now. One of the monsters has decided to lead the monsters in integrating into human society. To do that, they need to learn human things, in a human way. Monster school is about to begin.


It's orientation day at Cardalu's School for Monsters to Mesh with Man. All the teachers and students are gathered in the courtyard, waiting for Principal Count Cardalu to make his opening speech. But for now, they're just mingling.

A strange creature roams around by herself. She's covered in shaggy dark gray fur, with no visible feet. For arms, she has four tentacles. She's slinking around the courtyard silently, wondering who she can talk to...

Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
Beverly from the Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: A teenager in love
#2: Oct 26th 2019 at 5:35:37 PM

Just nearby this so called strange creature is a definite spider. Well. An anthropomorphic spider.

Well, a specific kind of anthropomorphic spider.

Well, point is, he's there but he doesn't seem to pay anybody attention. He sits there, one of his eight eyes cut to shit (you don't notice this stuff when you have seven spares) and in a pretty cheap looking suit and hat.

I'm Huney B now. Okay?
Bluethorn They're back! from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
They're back!
#3: Oct 26th 2019 at 5:37:09 PM

A small, purple winged demon in a top hat and bow tie is also flying around nearby.

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#4: Oct 26th 2019 at 5:41:34 PM

(A short fish-like creature (cyan and with four limbs) climbs in through a hole in the fence and lands on the ground with a splat. He sits up on his back end and begins eating a trash can (contents and all) while observing the antics of the various monsters in the courtyard, not expecting to be spoken to.)

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
DrNoPuma Bud and Lou(ise) from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
Bud and Lou(ise)
#5: Oct 26th 2019 at 6:06:32 PM

The shaggy creature notices the spider and the demon first. Taking a deep breath, she starts walking closer to them, trying to decide which one to greet first.

Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from in my house Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#6: Oct 26th 2019 at 6:06:39 PM

A seemingly normal(?) young woman with long white hair and a school uniform that conceals most of her body is standing by the fence where the fishlike creature plops in. She observes him curiously, not saying a word.

we will survive.
Beverly from the Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: A teenager in love
#7: Oct 26th 2019 at 6:07:50 PM

"... Oh no, they're coming this way." The spider mumbles, pulling out a cigarette and taking a long drag, seeming to be already lit.

I'm Huney B now. Okay?
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God forbid women do anything
#8: Oct 26th 2019 at 6:12:33 PM

Meanwhike in a nearby pond, something stirs. A stalked eye slowly emerges from the depths and watches the ceremony.

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Bluethorn They're back! from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
They're back!
#9: Oct 26th 2019 at 6:13:57 PM

Looking for someone to talk to, the demon approaches the shaggy creature, flapping his wings.

"Uh, hey there!" he says with an awkward grin.

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DrNoPuma Bud and Lou(ise) from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
Bud and Lou(ise)
#10: Oct 26th 2019 at 6:15:44 PM

The creature smiles and breathes a sigh of relief. She's glad that the demon started the conversation for her. tongue

"Ah... hello! Nice to meet you. I'm Alice."

Edited by DrNoPuma on Oct 26th 2019 at 9:17:22 AM

Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
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#11: Oct 26th 2019 at 6:16:06 PM

(The fish-like creature notices the woman he ended up not far from after entering and shifts nervously, burying his face into the garbage can he's still eating.)

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
shrubBird Shapeless wisp of wind from the depths of hell. Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Shapeless wisp of wind
#12: Oct 26th 2019 at 6:17:09 PM

A small green slime slowly crawls along the ground, seemingly minding its own business.

If I don't clash, I don't change. The world ends at my borders, and the best moments slip away.
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#13: Oct 26th 2019 at 6:18:03 PM

(A purple creature with round ears, blue hair, even bluer eyes, and a golden dress with pants and shoes rushes in. She had accidentally slept in a bit longer.)
"Hi, sorry I'm late..."

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from in my house Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#14: Oct 26th 2019 at 6:19:50 PM

The woman blinks, before smiling brightly.

"...Hello! What's your name?"

we will survive.
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#15: Oct 26th 2019 at 6:25:32 PM

....Uh...Diogenes.... (The fish creature slowly says to the woman.)

Edited by kablammin45 on Oct 26th 2019 at 9:25:39 AM

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
Beverly from the Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: A teenager in love
#16: Oct 26th 2019 at 6:29:46 PM

The spider looks to the purple lady, shrugging. "You're cool, nobody actually cares if you show up to these things or not."

I'm Huney B now. Okay?
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Beverly from the Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: A teenager in love
#18: Oct 26th 2019 at 6:41:45 PM

"Mhm," the spider responds, taking another puff from the cigarette.

I'm Huney B now. Okay?
Bluethorn They're back! from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
They're back!
#19: Oct 26th 2019 at 6:43:03 PM

"Name's, uh... Ted... Teddy," the demon says to Alice. "Nice to meet ya. Uh, do you know what they called us here for? I think I wasn't paying attention when they explained it..."

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Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from in my house Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#20: Oct 26th 2019 at 6:55:27 PM

"Nice to meet you! I'm..." It seems like she has to take a second to remember it. "... Lelia. Lelia, that was it.." She holds out her hand for him to shake.

we will survive.
DrNoPuma Bud and Lou(ise) from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
Bud and Lou(ise)
#21: Oct 26th 2019 at 7:01:40 PM

Alice shrugs. "I'm not sure," she says to Teddy. "All I really know is that it's called 'school' and it's a thing humans do. Sounds fun, though. I think Count Cardalu is going to explain it better, whenever he shows up."

Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
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#22: Oct 26th 2019 at 7:15:35 PM

(Diogenes stares at Lelia's outstretched hand for a moment before hesitantly reaching out his nubby hand to return her handshake. He still doesn't say much.)

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from in my house Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#23: Oct 26th 2019 at 7:50:59 PM

"So, what brings you to this school?" She continues, seemingly not noticing Diogenes' nervousness.

we will survive.
DrNoPuma Bud and Lou(ise) from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
Bud and Lou(ise)
#24: Oct 26th 2019 at 8:14:20 PM

After trying to explain things to Teddy, Alice notices a blob next to her.

"H-Hello?"

Alice slowly reaches over and gently boops it.

Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
shrubBird Shapeless wisp of wind from the depths of hell. Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Shapeless wisp of wind
#25: Oct 26th 2019 at 8:18:05 PM

The instant that Alice comes into contact with the little blob, there should be a sudden, warm, fuzzy sensation in her head.

"Hello."

If I don't clash, I don't change. The world ends at my borders, and the best moments slip away.

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