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DrunkenNordmann from Exile
Feb 17th 2020 at 11:03:39 PM

That actually makes me wonder - at which point does talking about a Star Wars movie not constitute spoilers anymore?

Ceterum autem censeo Iam Primum Postem esse delendam.
M84 Light our darkest hour! from Our little blue planet Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Light our darkest hour!
Feb 17th 2020 at 11:04:43 PM

Standard spoiler policy is a month or so after release. I'd say we should be able to discuss TROS here now spoiler free.

Maybe we should lock the other thread since it's no longer needed?

Disgusted, but not surprised
RedHunter543 Nothing is absolute. Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Nothing is absolute.
Feb 17th 2020 at 11:12:21 PM

[up][up][up] And Rey is actually Kylo Ren!!!!!

miraculous "Impaler. I have no equal." from South Africa
"Impaler. I have no equal."
Feb 17th 2020 at 11:13:00 PM

selfcest. tongue

I've picked up many professions over the years. I've been a whore, a soldier, a singer, a geographer, a criminal. Whatever has seemed best.
RedHunter543 Nothing is absolute. Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Nothing is absolute.
Feb 17th 2020 at 11:19:03 PM

[up] You see, Rise of Skywalker reveals Rey has some powerful schizophrenia and that she has Kylo Ren as a split personality and whenever they are in the same room, Rey keeps talking to herself while everyone awkwardly plays along.

Protagonist506 from 'MURICA Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Feb 17th 2020 at 11:22:18 PM

Personally, my favorite reveal from TROS was that Rey is actually The Child from The Mandalorian, and that Yoda's species is only small and green in the early and late stages of their life. This was clever because we've only ever seen them in the early and late stages of their life before.

I'm curious if that means any other Star Wars characters are secret Yodas? My guess is Rose. Clearly that part where she defeated Jar-Jar Binks with that those lightsaber claws must mean she's a powerful force sensitive, given that Jar-Jar Binks was revealed to secretly be Darth Plagueis in disguise the whole time.

"Any campaign world where an orc samurai can leap off a landcruiser to fight a herd of Bulbasaurs will always have my vote of confidence"
RedHunter543 Nothing is absolute. Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Nothing is absolute.
Feb 17th 2020 at 11:35:07 PM

My favorite part was when Palpatine ate a space turtle. That turtle was never to be seen again.

miraculous "Impaler. I have no equal." from South Africa
"Impaler. I have no equal."
Feb 17th 2020 at 11:40:30 PM

Well we know where it went though. Yum...

I've picked up many professions over the years. I've been a whore, a soldier, a singer, a geographer, a criminal. Whatever has seemed best.
Feb 18th 2020 at 1:59:13 AM

[up][up] Man, the yeetening has to be one of the best things to happen in the lead up to the movie's premiere. The sheer salt it caused in social media. It was amazing.

Kylotrope The Perfectionist from Honolulu Hawaii
The Perfectionist
Feb 18th 2020 at 3:21:43 AM

Maybe just avoid spoilers for new SW stuff that gets big?

Evolution Requires Sacrifice
MadSkillz Destroyer of Worlds Relationship Status: I only want you gone
Destroyer of Worlds
Feb 18th 2020 at 5:04:58 PM

"ITS CALLED RETURN OF THE JEDI

Not RETURN OF well not Really cause the real heroes aren't here"

The title is reffering to Anakins redemption not the return of the Order

It's a reference for both.

"You can't change the world without getting your hands dirty."
Tuckerscreator from Traveling through the Multiverse Relationship Status: Drift compatible
Gaon Smoking Snake from Grim Up North Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Feb 18th 2020 at 5:18:39 PM

Foreign markets use plural for TLJ, which would evidently indicate the intent (by Disney, at least) was plural. The fact the film is called Return of the Jedi and not Return of a Jedi would indicate it's plural but it's vague. In Brazil ROTJ is translated with the ambiguous "de" (rather than "do" which is definitely singular or "dos" which is definitely plural), which to me tells the translators just had no idea what the fuck a Jedi is and tried to cover their bases.

Edited by Gaon on Feb 18th 2020 at 5:21:25 AM

"Cobras Fumantes eterna é sua vitória!"
HamburgerTime My OTP is more obscure than yours from Obscure ship avatar for February Relationship Status: I know
My OTP is more obscure than yours
Feb 18th 2020 at 5:26:41 PM

If you didn't know, next Monday will be the full reveal of the next "phase" of post-reboot Star Wars, which is codenamed "Project Luminous." They've been remarkably tight-lipped about what it actually is; all we know is that it will include both novels and comics. Some sort of new-canon analogue to KOTOR seems to be the most common theory.

Edited by HamburgerTime on Feb 18th 2020 at 7:31:36 AM

The pig of Hufflepuff pulsed like a large bullfrog. Dumbledore smiled at it, and placed his hand on its head: "You are Hagrid now."
Feb 18th 2020 at 8:26:02 PM

Given Mace Windu and Dooku, I think I like the idea that all of Yoda's apprentices became super-serious types because that's just the natural way to deal with someone like him.

Like how Obi-Wan was originally a stickler, because someone between himself and Qui-Gon had to be.

Edited by KnownUnknown on Feb 18th 2020 at 8:26:30 AM

"The difference between reality and fiction is that fiction has to make sense." - Tom Clancy, paraphrasing Mark Twain.
TheAirman from Congratulations! Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Feb 18th 2020 at 9:35:09 PM

[up]But Obi-Wan was also the sassiest motherfucker in recorded history

Edited by TheAirman on Feb 18th 2020 at 11:41:35 AM

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slimcoder Black-Hearted Evil or Brave-Hearted Hero
Black-Hearted Evil or Brave-Hearted Hero
Feb 18th 2020 at 9:35:55 PM

Though he only became sassy after becoming Anakin's master. tongue

Can you see all of me? Walk into my mystery. Do you remember me? Capture you or set you free I am all. I am all... I am all of me
TheAirman from Congratulations! Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Feb 18th 2020 at 9:44:04 PM

I recall him getting a few shots off in TPM. The negotiations were short.

Also I'm doubtful that a stone-cold demeanor is what led to him and Satine getting it on.

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VengefulBale Eldritch Rose Quartz from Earth(?) Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Eldritch Rose Quartz
Feb 18th 2020 at 9:45:00 PM

Yeah Obi-Wan was the Sassmaster. So much that he even stole Grievous' "Hello There" for their final battle.

She'll eat your souls. Run
TheAirman from Congratulations! Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Feb 18th 2020 at 9:51:33 PM

Almost 15 minutes of pure sass, sarcasm, and savagery

Edited by TheAirman on Feb 18th 2020 at 11:53:00 AM

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TheAirman from Congratulations! Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Feb 18th 2020 at 9:52:06 PM

Edit: ignore this

Edited by TheAirman on Feb 18th 2020 at 11:52:23 AM

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DrunkenNordmann from Exile
Feb 18th 2020 at 9:58:50 PM

[up][up][up]He's also the only person who actively goes toe to toe with Ventress when the battle flirting starts.

Ceterum autem censeo Iam Primum Postem esse delendam.
TobiasDrake Exposition Dragon from Colorado, USA Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Feb 19th 2020 at 7:13:26 AM

Obi-Wan's sass did eventually leave him in his old age. By the time of his final days, the best comeback he could come up with was,

  • Anakin: Now I have become the Master.
  • Obi-Wan: Only a master of EVIL!

Obi-Wan's zinger career has had better days.

Drake's Razor: Never attribute to cold unfeeling logic that which can be equally explained by emotional outburst.
TheAirman from Congratulations! Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Feb 19th 2020 at 7:18:42 AM

To be fair he also somewhat got one in on Vader with the whole ghost thing - first Ahsoka up and vanishes into thin air when Vader goes for the killing blow, now Obi-Wan as well?

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