> Try to find a way to remove the curse.
Nope. Your powers don't work and that weird looking fortune reader can't tell you anything about it.
>Accept death
What death?
Welp. You are in a Kolkatan street with a sword in you belt. What will you do?
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison> declare yourself irreligious, maybe the curse will nope out of the sword
That... didn't work. Welp, it's not like you are going to fight in a temple, right?
Oh, there is a conmotion there. What is it and what will you do?
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison> Try putting that sword to use. Maybe it's a blessing in disguise?
Alright. That was a dude trying to put a fight with a vendor because he thinks the stuff he is trying to sell him was too expensive.
What will you do?
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison> Try haggling with the vendor.
That's not a good option. You decide to fight the guy instead and win because apparently the sword is Cursed with Awesome and we can fight like the best sword(wo)man in the city.
The vendor is grateful with you. He decides to let you take one of his things. What will you take?
> Bottle of random shiny purple stuff.
> Ganesha figurine.
> Jar of dragon fruit jam.
> Boomerang.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison> bottle of random shiny purple stuff, dammit
Yup. Looks pretty cool. You also buy the boomerang just in case.
You try the purple stuff on yourself and your hair changes to purple. Uh, nice.
What will you do now?
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison> Throw the boomerang at a random enemy.
Random sudden ninja! Knocked out.
> impersonate sci twi, dammit
You hair is ALL purple, not with some weird streaks. You decide to get a Mal from Descendants, movie one look and snap witchy clothes on you.
Nice look. What will you do now?
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison> examine ninja
Maybe he'll have some sweet loot.
Well, some shuriken, a kunai and a bottle of poison. Uh, maybe you have been watching too many TMNT and you assume the most of ninjas.
Oh crap, he's waking up! What will you do?
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison> Kill the ninja with his loot.
What? No! We dont kill!
> put him in a head lock until he goes back to sleep and run with everything he owns. Like seriously, steal all of his shit. Even the Hokkaido dog.
Ydk what is a head lock but you manage to somehow to put him to sleep with magic. And you take the doggo that was with him.
What will you do now?
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison> Pet the dog. It is a good dog.
> Pet heeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr
YES GOOD DOGGO.
Oh, Crap! The ninja is now awake and chasing you! What will you do?
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni MorrisonAh. Right. The purple hair... Well, now that I'm in the crowd...
>Push a random person into the ninja and use the distraction to bolt and hopefully make some distance.
Edited by JackCossack on Oct 8th 2019 at 8:40:57 PM
Here in my car, I feel safest of all. I can lock all my doors, it's the only way to live in cars.

> Try to find a way to remove the curse.
Still waiting for someone to break him free...