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TroperNo9001 Jumba's Popcorn Popper from the movie theater Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
Jumba's Popcorn Popper
Oct 7th 2019 at 5:06:28 AM

> Try to find a way to remove the curse.

<<Here's your popcorn, and enjoy the show!>>
TabbyGirl4 Lil' Paint Witch from The Nowhere Islands Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Lil' Paint Witch
Oct 7th 2019 at 5:27:21 AM

>Accept death

"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" -Yondu,2017
JTTWlover Diane Meade, Jíonnís girlfriend from Chinese Heaven Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Diane Meade, Jíonnís girlfriend
Oct 7th 2019 at 6:23:59 AM

> Try to find a way to remove the curse.

Nope. Your powers don't work and that weird looking fortune reader can't tell you anything about it.

>Accept death

What death?

Welp. You are in a Kolkatan street with a sword in you belt. What will you do?

Iím just chilling in Chinese Heaven
VXXXN Ghoulia Yelps from the philippines Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
Ghoulia Yelps
Oct 7th 2019 at 12:33:02 PM

> declare yourself irreligious, maybe the curse will nope out of the sword

this◊ would be a kickass cover for a monster high cyberpunk au fic
JTTWlover Diane Meade, Jíonnís girlfriend from Chinese Heaven Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Diane Meade, Jíonnís girlfriend
Oct 7th 2019 at 11:18:51 PM

> declare yourself irreligious, maybe the curse will nope out of the sword

That... didn't work. Welp, it's not like you are going to fight in a temple, right?

Oh, there is a conmotion there. What is it and what will you do?

Iím just chilling in Chinese Heaven
TroperNo9001 Jumba's Popcorn Popper from the movie theater Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
Jumba's Popcorn Popper
Oct 8th 2019 at 12:04:58 AM

> Try putting that sword to use. Maybe it's a blessing in disguise?

<<Here's your popcorn, and enjoy the show!>>
JTTWlover Diane Meade, Jíonnís girlfriend from Chinese Heaven Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Diane Meade, Jíonnís girlfriend
Oct 8th 2019 at 1:52:13 AM

> Try putting that sword to use. Maybe it's a blessing in disguise?

Alright. That was a dude trying to put a fight with a vendor because he thinks the stuff he is trying to sell him was too expensive.

What will you do?

Iím just chilling in Chinese Heaven
TroperNo9001 Jumba's Popcorn Popper from the movie theater Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
Jumba's Popcorn Popper
Oct 8th 2019 at 1:53:51 AM

> Try haggling with the vendor.

<<Here's your popcorn, and enjoy the show!>>
JTTWlover Diane Meade, Jíonnís girlfriend from Chinese Heaven Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Diane Meade, Jíonnís girlfriend
Oct 8th 2019 at 2:16:01 AM

> Try haggling with the vendor.

That's not a good option. You decide to fight the guy instead and win because apparently the sword is Cursed with Awesome and we can fight like the best sword(wo)man in the city.

The vendor is grateful with you. He decides to let you take one of his things. What will you take?

> Bottle of random shiny purple stuff.

> Ganesha figurine.

> Jar of dragon fruit jam.

> Boomerang.

Iím just chilling in Chinese Heaven
VXXXN Ghoulia Yelps from the philippines Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
Ghoulia Yelps
Oct 8th 2019 at 2:16:49 AM

> bottle of random shiny purple stuff, dammit

this◊ would be a kickass cover for a monster high cyberpunk au fic
JTTWlover Diane Meade, Jíonnís girlfriend from Chinese Heaven Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Diane Meade, Jíonnís girlfriend
Oct 8th 2019 at 2:48:00 AM

> bottle of random shiny purple stuff, dammit

Yup. Looks pretty cool. You also buy the boomerang just in case.

You try the purple stuff on yourself and your hair changes to purple. Uh, nice.

What will you do now?

Iím just chilling in Chinese Heaven
TroperNo9001 Jumba's Popcorn Popper from the movie theater Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
Jumba's Popcorn Popper
Oct 8th 2019 at 2:50:47 AM

> Throw the boomerang at a random enemy.

<<Here's your popcorn, and enjoy the show!>>
VXXXN Ghoulia Yelps from the philippines Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
Ghoulia Yelps
Oct 8th 2019 at 2:56:44 AM

> impersonate sci twi, dammit

this◊ would be a kickass cover for a monster high cyberpunk au fic
JTTWlover Diane Meade, Jíonnís girlfriend from Chinese Heaven Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Diane Meade, Jíonnís girlfriend
Oct 8th 2019 at 3:35:39 AM

> Throw the boomerang at a random enemy.

Random sudden ninja! Knocked out.

> impersonate sci twi, dammit

You hair is ALL purple, not with some weird streaks. You decide to get a Mal from Descendants, movie one look and snap witchy clothes on you.

Nice look. What will you do now?

Iím just chilling in Chinese Heaven
JackCossack Peugeot 202, production years: 1938-1949 from Pole Position (Get it? Because I'm from Poland?)
Peugeot 202, production years: 1938-1949
Oct 8th 2019 at 5:58:33 AM

> examine ninja

Maybe he'll have some sweet loot.

"The great thing about being trapped behind enemy lines is that our own headquarters can't get at us."
JTTWlover Diane Meade, Jíonnís girlfriend from Chinese Heaven Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Diane Meade, Jíonnís girlfriend
Oct 8th 2019 at 9:03:54 AM

> examine ninja

Maybe he'll have some sweet loot.

Well, some shuriken, a kunai and a bottle of poison. Uh, maybe you have been watching too many TMNT and you assume the most of ninjas.

Oh crap, he's waking up! What will you do?

Iím just chilling in Chinese Heaven
TroperNo9001 Jumba's Popcorn Popper from the movie theater Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
Jumba's Popcorn Popper
Oct 8th 2019 at 9:04:59 AM

> Kill the ninja with his loot.

<<Here's your popcorn, and enjoy the show!>>
KeironCioran Alice from In Chains Relationship Status: Mu
Alice
Oct 8th 2019 at 9:19:38 AM

> put him in a head lock until he goes back to sleep and run with everything he owns. Like seriously, steal all of his shit. Even the Hokkaido dog.

This song is the feeling of pain.
JTTWlover Diane Meade, Jíonnís girlfriend from Chinese Heaven Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Diane Meade, Jíonnís girlfriend
Oct 8th 2019 at 10:08:59 AM

> Kill the ninja with his loot.

What? No! We dont kill!

> put him in a head lock until he goes back to sleep and run with everything he owns. Like seriously, steal all of his shit. Even the Hokkaido dog.

Ydk what is a head lock but you manage to somehow to put him to sleep with magic. And you take the doggo that was with him.

What will you do now?

Iím just chilling in Chinese Heaven
TroperNo9001 Jumba's Popcorn Popper from the movie theater Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
Jumba's Popcorn Popper
Oct 8th 2019 at 10:18:37 AM <<Here's your popcorn, and enjoy the show!>>
KeironCioran Alice from In Chains Relationship Status: Mu
Alice
Oct 8th 2019 at 10:19:58 AM

> Pet heeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr

Edited by KeironCioran on Oct 8th 2019 at 10:21:39 AM

This song is the feeling of pain.
JTTWlover Diane Meade, Jíonnís girlfriend from Chinese Heaven Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Diane Meade, Jíonnís girlfriend
Oct 8th 2019 at 10:42:20 AM

> Pet the dog. It is a good dog.

> Pet heeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr

YES GOOD DOGGO.

Oh, Crap! The ninja is now awake and chasing you! What will you do?

Iím just chilling in Chinese Heaven
JackCossack Peugeot 202, production years: 1938-1949 from Pole Position (Get it? Because I'm from Poland?)
Peugeot 202, production years: 1938-1949
Oct 8th 2019 at 10:58:09 AM

>run into the nearest crowd to blend in.

"The great thing about being trapped behind enemy lines is that our own headquarters can't get at us."
JTTWlover Diane Meade, Jíonnís girlfriend from Chinese Heaven Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Diane Meade, Jíonnís girlfriend
Oct 8th 2019 at 11:31:42 AM

>run into the nearest crowd to blend in.

You make your clothes go normal, but as you are running you notice the hair is still purple. Crap. The ninja is getting closer, what will you do?

Iím just chilling in Chinese Heaven
JackCossack Peugeot 202, production years: 1938-1949 from Pole Position (Get it? Because I'm from Poland?)
Peugeot 202, production years: 1938-1949
Oct 8th 2019 at 11:40:36 AM

Ah. Right. The purple hair... Well, now that I'm in the crowd...

>Push a random person into the ninja and use the distraction to bolt and hopefully make some distance.

Edited by JackCossack on Oct 8th 2019 at 8:40:57 PM

"The great thing about being trapped behind enemy lines is that our own headquarters can't get at us."

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