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> Ask Dallas his favorite show
>Plot to win Carl over by singing Japanese weeb karaoke with him
> Go to the bathroom.
>Go to BK and order a burger, duh.
After all the pawn shop commands are done, this action will take place.
>Buy some illegal fireworks.
You pony up $20 to Dallas, and he gives you some bootleg Thai fireworks. Better be careful: the last time you ordered one of these, it ignited randomly and blew up the Scary-Yaki.
YOU NOW HAVE: Dangerous Fireworks
>Check Dallas’s inventory. Must be something useful around here.
You search and search and..... ooo! A magic kit!
“That’ll be $30, please.”
You fork over the monies and soon have a magic kit.
YOU NOW HAVE: Magic Kit
>Ask Dallas his favorite show
“Why, that’s easy! It’s Texas Chainsaw Spies on Exploding Dune Buggies! TC So EDB for short.”
Huh, sounds interesting. You’d watch it if Carl didn’t hog the TV 24/7.
>Plot to win Carl over by singing Japanese weeb karaoke to him.
What did I JUST say about the karaoke machine? Besides, you don’t know Japanese. At all
>Go to the bathroom.
The bathroom at your apartment is still in use. There’s an unlocked window outside of the apartment that leads to it, but it’s too high up. You need a ladder or something.
After that’s done, you go to Burger King. You can’t actually order anything because you work there, but meh, what the hell.
“Jacob, you’re VERY late! What the hell have you been doing?”
You say nothing, and he continues to seeth.
“OK, fine! Just get to work!”
You go behind the counter. You can see the flame broiler (currently closed), a milkshake machine, a tank of lard, a pile of ingredients, an Impossible Whopper promotion poster, and a window that leads outside. Your boss guards the front door 24/7: to keep you from leaving, mainly, but he also greets the customers with a highly fake grin.
Oh, and that creepy BK mascot statue stands near the dining area.
YOUR MONEY: $50
“Monster Sumo Kimchi”
Edited by TalesofUnder on Sep 21st 2019 at 10:31:18 PM
> Make some 🅱️urger King Foot Lettuce
>Empty tomato soup can into milkshake machine and clean the can.
Edited by GoldenCityBird on Sep 21st 2019 at 4:38:42 PM
> Use the Magic Kit to magically make the burgers.
>Eat said Burger King Foot Lettuce
2 more commands, guys.
> Try to find something to eat somewhere
>Try to resist your urges to kick the BK mascot in the face.
> Move the BK mascot to the local pawn shop
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