>Plot to win Carl over by singing Japanese weeb karaoke with him
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Bump!
> Go to the bathroom.
Not Sherlock Holmes
>Go to BK and order a burger, duh.
After all the pawn shop commands are done, this action will take place.
>Buy some illegal fireworks.
You pony up $20 to Dallas, and he gives you some bootleg Thai fireworks. Better be careful: the last time you ordered one of these, it ignited randomly and blew up the Scary-Yaki.
YOU NOW HAVE: Dangerous Fireworks
>Check Dallas’s inventory. Must be something useful around here.
You search and search and..... ooo! A magic kit!
“That’ll be $30, please.”
You fork over the monies and soon have a magic kit.
YOU NOW HAVE: Magic Kit
>Ask Dallas his favorite show
“Why, that’s easy! It’s Texas Chainsaw Spies on Exploding Dune Buggies! TC So EDB for short.”
Huh, sounds interesting. You’d watch it if Carl didn’t hog the TV 24/7.
>Plot to win Carl over by singing Japanese weeb karaoke to him.
What did I JUST say about the karaoke machine? Besides, you don’t know Japanese. At all
>Go to the bathroom.
The bathroom at your apartment is still in use. There’s an unlocked window outside of the apartment that leads to it, but it’s too high up. You need a ladder or something.
After that’s done, you go to Burger King. You can’t actually order anything because you work there, but meh, what the hell.
“Jacob, you’re VERY late! What the hell have you been doing?”
You say nothing, and he continues to seeth.
“OK, fine! Just get to work!”
You go behind the counter. You can see the flame broiler (currently closed), a milkshake machine, a tank of lard, a pile of ingredients, an Impossible Whopper promotion poster, and a window that leads outside. Your boss guards the front door 24/7: to keep you from leaving, mainly, but he also greets the customers with a highly fake grin.
Oh, and that creepy BK mascot statue stands near the dining area.
YOUR MONEY: $50
“Monster Sumo Kimchi”
Dangerous Fireworks
Magic Kit
Edited by TalesofUnder on Sep 21st 2019 at 10:31:18 PM
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
> Make some 🅱️urger King Foot Lettuce
>Empty tomato soup can into milkshake machine and clean the can.
Edited by GoldenCityBird on Sep 21st 2019 at 4:38:42 PM
TRS Wick Cleaning
Braids From S286 Not Included
> Use the Magic Kit to magically make the burgers.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
>Eat said Burger King Foot Lettuce
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Not Sherlock Holmes
2 more commands, guys.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Heya there! I'm West.
> Try to find something to eat somewhere
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Heya there! I'm West.
>Try to resist your urges to kick the BK mascot in the face.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
> Move the BK mascot to the local pawn shop
Heya there! I'm West.
>Figure out that you have more than 4 commands
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Heya there! I'm West.
>Notify God to continue this.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Not Sherlock Holmes
>Make some Burger King Foot Lettuce.
That would most likely get you evicted onto the street. That's a dead meme anyways.
>Empty tomato soup can into milkshake machine and clean the can.
Hehehe. This'll be so worth the docked pay. And you finally rid that can of its watery contents! Go you!
YOU HAVE EMPTIED THE TOMATO SOUP CAN.
>Use the magic kit to magically make the burgers.
Street magic can't help you against your angry boss. You do find a top hat in the kit, though.
YOU NOW HAVE: Magic Top Hat
>Eat said burger king foot lettuce.
You're not putting anything that has had contact with your dirty shoes in your mouth. That's a good way to catch lupus.
>Try to find something to eat somewhere
You do have the Monster Sumo Kimchi.... but that would probably the same effect on your digestive system as Mexican tap water does.
>Try to resist your urges to kick the BK mascot in the face
You fail to resist the urge.
You roundhouse kick the mascot right in the face..... and the crown flies off.
Crap.
The crown has a sharpened edge you can possibly use for lockpicking, though.
YOU NOW HAVE: Burger King Crown
>Move the BK mascot to the local pawn shop
You've damaged the mascot enough without putting it in the same proximity as a fireworks dealer. And you'd give yourself a hernia of the titans, too.
Illegal Fireworks
Empty Can
Magic Top Hat
Burger King Crown
Edited by TalesofUnder on Dec 19th 2019 at 5:30:27 PM
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
>Go online and order a Cold Steel Katana. Surely that would scare the bejewels out of Carl!
Edited by KingOfStickers on Dec 19th 2019 at 11:09:33 AM
>Put the statue in Carl's face.
Not Sherlock Holmes
Bump
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
eh
> Just ask Carl to leave
Braids From S286 Not Included
> Literally bump something.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
>Ask Carl if he wants a BK milkshake.
> Ask Dallas his favorite show
I can't think of a good signature.