"It's time we put a stop to this nonsense. The Great Pyrenees has made two direct attempts at my life, both last night at Dinner and this morning with his ill-guided Challenge. Moreover, I know for a fact he was leading a great alliance behind the scenes, with the Dove as his most loyal right hand man. With the Dove gone so is his power, but know that I do not trust him within a fraction of a hair's breadth of a second. To the bowels of the earth with you!"
/vote the Great Pyrenees
Edited by Afterwards on Jun 20th 2023 at 5:43:13 AM
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster"OKAY OKAY OKAY FUCK THE DOG FUCK THE DOG FUCK THE DOG AAAAAAAAAAAA-"
/vote the pyrenees
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryVoting Phase.
Challenge Results.
Duels
- The Viper beats the Firefly.
- The Rusty-spotted Cat beats the Firefly.
- The Rusty-spotted Cat beats the Ant.
- The Roadrunner beats the Rusty-spotted Cat.
Dances
- The Unicorn beats the Firefly.
- The Unicorn beats the Great Pyrenees.
- The Ant beats the Roadrunner.
Gifts, you may start redeeming them.
- The Unicorn (Afterwards) One Challenge Deny, One Plate Switch. Gift Reserve 1/3. Guess Immunity, Free Guess.
- The Great Pyrenees (unfortunatezorua) One Challenge Deny, One Plate Switch. Gift Reserve 1/3 1 Gift.
- The Viper (JackCossack) Two Challenge Denies. Guess Immunity
- The Rusty-Spotted Cat (Ozbourne) Two Challenge Denies, One Plate Switch. Gift Reserve 2/3. Guess Immunity, Free Guess.
- The Ant (SomeLibre) Three Challenge Denies. Premium Food, Guess Immunity.
- The Firefly (CardboardBot) One Challenge Deny. Gift Reserve 1/3. Guess Immunity, Premium Food.
- The Road Runner (JTTWlover) One Challenge Deny, One Plate Switch. Gift Reserve 2/3. Premium Food.
Valid Voting Targets. 4 Votes to execute.
- The Firefly.
- The Ant.
- The Rusty-spotted Cat.
- The Great Pyrenees. (4 from the Unicorn, The Great Pyrenees, the Ant, and the Rusty Spotted Cat. Doomed.)
- The Roadrunner.
Active Roles (assuming they're alive and exist)
The Man at Arms, the Poisoner, the Peasant, and the Royal.Deadline is whenever I can tomorrow. Probably fairly late.
...I suppose I'm technically giving away information by not ending the phase right here and executing the dog. But I rather think most of you know of the situation, so it is not particularly an issue.The host strokes his beard, lost in thought.
Hm. I have been thinking. From a purely vengeance standpoint, you should want me to kill the winner of the game too. After all, if you die, then you obviously wouldn't want someone who led to your death to one-up you and take the wealth, whereas if you live, well, I'm sure a majority of people participating would much rather you hadn't. It could be an interesting philosophical question. I should have written a book on this.
Excellent. Excellent. And let us count the deaths.
The Great Pyrenees, who chose to die by his own hand in the vote, jumps from the balcony into the fields below, dying on impact.
...Nothing? Hm. Well, dinner will be served. It shall be an experimental thing, from the chefs who had the most strange ideas that I could find. Let us go, and...
BANG!KRASH ssssFWOOSH!
A bullet strikes the Firefly's lantern on his mask. Burning oil spills everywhere, igniting the Firefly. His screams last uncomfortably long before he finally expires. Servants move to put the fire out before it spreads further. The Host merely watches, mildly impressed.
The Firefly has been Shot by the Man at Arms. And then there were five.
Voting Phase Casualties.
- The Great Pyrenees was Executed.
- The Firefly was Shot by the Man at Arms.
Dinner Phase.
Dinner is, as the host promised, very strange. Everyone receives a single segment of dried orange, two small crackers shaped like fish, and what appears to be a blob of nondescript foam with a single chive in it. The drink is a glass of scented water no bigger than a thimble.Desert is a single drop of reddish sauce upon a perfectly cut cube of ice.
Those with Premium food have the mercy of two slices of brown bread and a little butter, and a normal-sized glass of water, in addition to the rest.
Notably, the Host has a plate with a large steak on it and a loaf of onion bread, and appears to be carefully watching everyone's reactions to what he has decided to serve them.
The Gifts as they Stand.
- The Unicorn (Afterwards) One Challenge Deny. Gift Reserve 1/3. Guess Immunity, Free Guess.
- The Viper (JackCossack) Two Challenge Denies. Guess Immunity
- The Rusty-Spotted Cat (Ozbourne) Two Challenge Denies, One Plate Switch. Gift Reserve 2/3. Guess Immunity, Free Guess.
- The Ant (SomeLibre) Three Challenge Denies. Premium Food, Guess Immunity.
- The Road Runner (JTTWlover) One Challenge Deny, One Plate Switch. Gift Reserve 2/3. Premium Food.
Guesses required from
- The Rusty-spotted Cat.
The Only Valid Guess target is The Roadrunner.
Plateswitches
- Rusty-spotted Cat and Viper switched by Unicorn.
Noswitch
- The Ant
- The Viper
- The Roadrunner
Active Roles (assuming they're alive and exist)
The Blackmailer, the Barbarian, and the Thief.The Deadline is 25 hours from this post, or later if I don't have internet back by then.
Edited by Florien on Jun 21st 2023 at 3:33:14 AM
"Apologies, my luminous friend," the Unicorn says without a hint of apology in his voice. "You simply.... Ceased being useful to me." The Unicorn saunters dramatically to the Dining Hall, where his dinner awaits.
"So, we arrive at Final Five," the Unicorn notes. "Here is where it all comes apart; where alliances are dismantled; where the slow, agonizing battle we have been building up becomes frantic and tense. I expect those of you that remain to come forth with everything you've got, and indeed I expect nothing less."
He takes a seat at the dinner table and looks down at his food.
"..... Interesting as always, my dear Host. It seems tonight, you would have us all eat like Peasants." He pops the dried orange slice into the mouth of his Unicorn mask.
/noswitch
Edited by Afterwards on Jun 20th 2023 at 2:24:41 PM
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monsterWhy did you indirectly reveal your role when everyone is now relying on guesses to kill each other and will eliminate the most powerful role
And don't you dare hide that, I'm going to copy your post and archive it here like a spiteful little bitch, no taksies backsies just like plate switching
"Apologies, my luminous friend," the Unicorn says without a hint of apology in his voice. "You simply.... Ceased being useful to me." The Unicorn saunters dramatically to the Dining Hall, where his dinner awaits.
Edited by CardboardBot on Jun 20th 2023 at 9:47:23 PM
Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again."wait, wait, the non-premium food is the fancy-looking one? What- what- what- what- that's...that's pretty paradoxical, sir-"
god DAMN that gunshot was horrid! Shocked the ant by the lights to the core!
"..."
"...oh my god the water portioning is awful there. I should be grateful." The ant takes his normal-sized glass of water and glontches it.
Edited by SomeLibre on Jun 22nd 2023 at 2:04:38 AM
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryEnd of Dinner Phase
The Host finishes his enormous steak, and wipes the juices off his face. Alright, let's take a look at your guesses. Oh, by the by, in principle, we frown on the peanut gallery of specters... you can hear them too, yes? Sharing their information without a prompt from the Augur. Please remember that in future, vengeful spirits. So. Guesses.The Unicorn has guessed the Roadrunner is the Soldier. This is wrong.
Hm. Alright, next.
The Rusty-Spotted Cat has guessed the Roadrunner is the Barbarian. this is... Also wrong.
...Very well then. Oh, poison. Well... Let's wait a moment. Just to be sure.
There's a long pause, during which no one dies.
No one was poisoned.
Five it is. The next challenge phase begins tomorrow morning. Bright and early. I'm sure your hunger for victory, and more food, will help you get up.
Casualties of Dinner 4
- Everyone Lived.
Challenge Phase
A new day in the Palace across the Way. The Host is very much prepared for today. I have a good feeling that we can't be more than two dinners away from a winner. Though we shall see, I think.The Players
- The Unicorn (Afterwards) Two Challenge Denies.
- The Viper (JackCossack) Two Challenge Denies.
- The Rusty-Spotted Cat (Ozbourne) Two Challenge Denies, One Plate Switch. Gift Reserve 2/3.
- The Ant (SomeLibre) Three Challenge Denies.
- The Road Runner (JTTWlover) One Challenge Deny, One Plate Switch. Gift Reserve 2/3.
Due to the few survivors, the deadline shall be shortened to 24 hours. 7 PM pacific, June 22.
"Let's make that One, my dearest Host," the Unicorn says, strolling in with a brand new outfit: A glittering hot pink three-piece suit, complete with pointy shoulderpads, and a long, flowing rainbow cape, trailing along in the wind behind him. With each of his steps, the click of stilleto heels can be heard against the floor.
"I'm declaring it here and now. Tonight's Supper will be the Last. I have deemed it finally time to reveal my ultimate form: The suit I will claim the Throne with.
"And you, my dear combatants. Final Five, though soon to be Final Four, then Three, then Two, then One. One of you has made a grave mistake, and is about to pay for it dearly.
"For forcing my hand with threats of violence, and moreover for foolishly revealing your role at the most critical moment, You, my slithering friend, shall die."
/challenge the Viper to Dance
Edited by Afterwards on Jun 21st 2023 at 9:46:10 AM
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster"dogpile time"
/dance the viper
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category„I see. That's seriously so... lame. Legless, even." The Viper glances at the host for a moment. „I believe this competition is supposed to reveal a future leader of this palace. Chasing after a bandwagon belongs to the ways of a follower instead."
The Viper pulls out a coin from his pocket. Somewhat crudely made, it features a snake head on one of its sides, and a rattlesnake's rattle on the other. He strolls up to the Unicorn, puts the coin in the Unicorn's hand, and closes it around the coin.
„It seems you're the sole person with a spirit of conquest remaining. Other than myself, of course. Do try to surpass these weaklings."
//Accept Unicorn
OoC: Fair fucking play, the king-maker in me is impressed enough.
„...Too few denies for the others. That being said, the Coyote-trouncing one might need a boost of confidence. Try your best, at least, to break a few legs. Make sure they aren't yours. And make sure no senile bastard ascribes your achievements to a medical student."
//Accept Roadrunner
//Deny the rest.
„You, the miniscule one, have too many denies granted to you by the rules of the host. Let's fix it."
//Duel the Ant.
„Do your worst."
Edited by JackCossack on Jun 21st 2023 at 7:27:16 PM
Here in my car, I feel safest of all. I can lock all my doors, it's the only way to live in cars.

Voting Phase.
Challenge Results.
Duels
Dances
Gifts, you may start redeeming them.
Valid Voting Targets. 4 Votes to execute.
Active Roles (assuming they're alive and exist)
The Man at Arms, the Poisoner, the Peasant, and the Royal.I'm not going to have internet for a good chunk of tomorrow most likely, so deadline is whenever I can get it back that's at least 24 hours from this post.
I must say, quite the series of contests. Anyway, which of you shall be struck down by consensus of your peers?Edited by Florien on Jun 20th 2023 at 7:18:22 AM