My, that was a fast dinner. I hope everyone enjoyed, because I'm about to shame all of you for your poor performance in guessing.
The host takes a deep breath...
- The Unicorn guessed the Firefly is the Soldier. WRONG. NOPE.
- The Great Pyrenees guessed the Unicorn is the Barbarian. Terrible guess. Wrong.
- The Roadrunner guessed the Great Pyrenees is the Blacksmith! [Buzzer Noise] Incorrect.
- The Bleeding-Heart Dove guessed the Viper is the Blacksmith. And WRONG. AGAIN!
The Bleeding-heart Dove is so taken aback at this rude display from the Host that he DIES OF SHAME right there at the table.
Oh no wait. Wait. He died of Poison. He's been poisoned. Oh well.
The Bleeding-heart Dove has been Poisoned!
Dinner Phase Casualties
- The Bleeding-heart Dove was poisoned.
Challenge Phase will begin shortly.
Edited by Florien on Jun 19th 2023 at 12:02:20 PM
Challenge Phase
- The Unicorn (Afterwards) One Challenge Deny, One Plate Switch. Gift Reserve 1/3.
- The Great Pyrenees (unfortunatezorua) One Challenge Deny, One Plate Switch. Gift Reserve 1/3
- The Viper (JackCossack) Two Challenge Denies.
- The Rusty-Spotted Cat (Ozbourne) Two Challenge Denies, One Plate Switch. Gift Reserve 1/3.
- The Ant (SomeLibre) Two Challenge Denies. Gift Reserve 1/3.
- The Firefly (CardboardBot) One Challenge Deny.
- The Road Runner (JTTWlover) One Challenge Deny, One Plate Switch. Gift Reserve 1/3.
I thought more people would be dead. The deadline will not be shortened yet. Anyway the deadline is 48 hours from this post, so 1159 PM pacific on the 20th of june.
Edited by Florien on Jun 19th 2023 at 12:00:00 PM
The Bleeding Heart Dove gets up in the middle of the guesses and the dinner. "Well. If you think that I am wrong. That you, despite your decaying mind, still know more than the rest of us. So be it."
He has had enough. Enough of the playing to the others in the shadows, or turning on threats and charisma when he needs to persuade his way out of the death that he was made for. He grabs onto one of the many forms of cutlery: the sharpest knife he can observe upon this table. Designed for steaks.
He looks forward, to the head of the table, his coat trailing behind him. Damn this host. And damn the parameters of this game. All working within such lines has just led to irritation, scrape after scrape with death.
The Bleeding Heart Dove remembers what he said, smoke in the air on a bloody night, the moment that the flames were lit and he tried to run away from this life for the first, but clearly not the last, time. that a life won't be worth it if you spend it under the hand of another. He is done with manipulating the hands of these people in order to breathe underneath them.
He steps forward.
And the poison reaches his heart. He coughs up the blood, and falls, for the guests to see.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.The Viper wakes up in his bed.
Somehow, he was still alive. He wished he wasn't. He covered up the windows - too much light coming it - and drank the best hangover cure he had; a raw egg. Two of them actually.
He stumbles onto the challenge area, barely remembering the last evening.
„Uggh, my head... where's the Dove. I was promised a duel with him... did he get too scared of a barbarian?"
Here in my car, I feel safest of all. I can lock all my doors, it's the only way to live in cars.The host sits there, somehow displaying a combination of smug and angry.
The dove's dead, my serpentine guest. Ate poisoned food. The ONLY person to successfully die last night. I thought at least four of you would be dead, but somehow only TWO. I suppose the unicorn was right, in a sense. Half of you remain, in that half of the original guests are dead now.
„Right, right, I SEE!" Yeah, that sobered the Viper up. „So much thanks, Host."
The Viper then turned to the Firefly.
„We both desire a defense against a poisoner, no? Let's fight and get some of these supper-time switches. Or premium foodstuffs."
/challenge the Firefly to a duel.
Edited by JackCossack on Jun 19th 2023 at 9:56:38 PM
Here in my car, I feel safest of all. I can lock all my doors, it's the only way to live in cars.Challenge Phase
Accepted
Duels
- The Viper will duel the Firefly.
Dances
- None yet.
Pending
- The Firefly challenges the Rusty-spotted Cat to a duel.
- The Ant challenges the Roadrunner to a Dance.
Unstated
- The Rusty-spotted Cat. (1 Pending from the firefly)
- The Unicorn.
- The Roadrunner. (1 Pending from the ant)
- The Great Pyrenees.
Edited by Florien on Jun 19th 2023 at 2:00:19 AM
/dance the Roadrunner
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryThe Unicorn storms in, irritated that all the guesses were wrong. He huffs, much like a horse, as the taps his cane - which he has always had - against the ground indignantly.
"Firefly." He demands. "You still owe me a dance. I will prove to you that I fear nothing."
/challenge Firefly to Dance
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monsterChallenge Phase
- The Unicorn (Afterwards) One Challenge Deny, One Plate Switch. Gift Reserve 1/3.
- The Great Pyrenees (unfortunatezorua) One Challenge Deny, One Plate Switch. Gift Reserve 1/3
- The Viper (JackCossack) Two Challenge Denies.
- The Rusty-Spotted Cat (Ozbourne) Two Challenge Denies, One Plate Switch. Gift Reserve 1/3.
- The Ant (SomeLibre) Three Challenge Denies.
- The Firefly (CardboardBot) One Challenge Deny.
- The Road Runner (JTTWlover) One Challenge Deny, One Plate Switch. Gift Reserve 1/3.
Accepted
Duels
- The Viper will duel the Firefly.
- The Firefly will duel the Rusty-spotted Cat.
- The Roadrunner will duel the Rusty-Spotted Cat.
Dances
- The Unicorn will dance with the Firefly
- The Ant will dance with the Roadrunner.
Pending
- The Rusty-Spotted Cat challenges the Ant to a duel.
Unstated
- The Great Pyrenees.
The Deadline is roughly 35 hours from this post.
"Hmmmmm."
The Unicorn sits at his chair and thinks, idly twirling the head of his cane.
"It seems I've backed myself into a corner here. Two potential challenges, but both dances. I think the reality of what's about to happen just hit me. What if I lose both of them? I'm sure you all know by now my proficiency at duels. Surely, partaking in two dances at this stage will ruin me. And yet.... Denies are such a precious resource, and I'd be missing out on an extra gift, priceless at this stage. Oh, deary me. Whatever shall I do?"
The Unicorn ponders to himself, out loud, for another hour.
"You tell me, friends. Shall I risk it all for this dance? Or shall I play it safe, stick to my strengths on this one?"
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster"foick"
/accept the rusty-spotted cat
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryAction Phase
Challenges
Duels
- The Viper will duel the Firefly.
- The Firefly will duel the Rusty-spotted Cat.
- The Roadrunner will duel the Rusty-Spotted Cat.
- The Rusty-spotted Cat will duel the Ant.
Dances
- The Unicorn will dance with the Firefly
- The Ant will dance with the Roadrunner.
- The Great Pyrenees will Dance with the Unicorn.
Gifts, you may start redeeming them.
- The Unicorn (Afterwards) One Challenge Deny, One Plate Switch. Gift Reserve 1/3. 2 Gifts.
- The Great Pyrenees (unfortunatezorua) One Challenge Deny, One Plate Switch. Gift Reserve 1/3 1 Gift.
- The Viper (JackCossack) Two Challenge Denies. 1 Gift.
- The Rusty-Spotted Cat (Ozbourne) Two Challenge Denies, One Plate Switch. Gift Reserve 1/3. 3 Gifts.
- The Ant (SomeLibre) Three Challenge Denies. 2 Gifts.
- The Firefly (CardboardBot) One Challenge Deny. Guess Immunity, Premium Food.
- The Road Runner (JTTWlover) One Challenge Deny, One Plate Switch. Gift Reserve 2/3. Premium Food.
Active roles, assuming they're alive and exist.
The Blacksmith, the Musician, and the Augur.Deadline is... let's say 24 hours from this post.
We shall see if "I don't lose" is true... but I do believe the results will be interesting ones. I'm predicting... three deaths today. We will have four people left tomorrow.Edited by Florien on Jun 20th 2023 at 1:54:13 AM

Dinner Phase
Gifts as they Stand.
Choose switch or no switch.
Noswitch
Switches
Active Roles, assuming they're alive and exist.
The Blackmailer, the Barbarian, the Thief.Deadline is a vaguely defined time tomorrow.
An Aurochs is like a cow, except that it is wild. They are big beasts, with horns and hooves. They all have horns, and they are strong. There are rather less of them now than there used to be, I am not surprised you people these days know so little of such things.Edited by Florien on Jun 18th 2023 at 11:43:32 AM