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Nanashi - literal Paper-Thin Disguise
May 10th 2019 at 12:42:07 AM

So I've been having a lot of fun with this site lately, and decided to make a game out of it! Basically, you take the text the above poster provided and then put it through this site to let a neural network complete it, often with ridiculous and fun results. Then, post the result and add your own text (usually from the start of whatever the source is, but other parts can work too) for the next poster! The text can be anything - song lyrics, part of a speech or script, or just something you made up yourself. (But it should only be part of it, - let the site complete some of it! Also, too long texts might not generate much new text. Sometimes it doesn't add much new or interesting text, feel free to reroll for better results)

To start off, here's part of "history of japan":

Japan is an island by the sea filled with volcanoes and it's ♪♫ beautiful ♫♪.

In the year negative a billion, Japan might not have been here. In the year negative forty thousand, it was here, and you could walk to it, and some people walked to it. Then it got warmer, some icebergs melted, it became an island, and now there's lots of ♫ trees ♫. Because it's warmer.

Edited by Zanreo on May 10th 2019 at 9:50:27 PM

HyperReal Man-Eating Serpent from Mega, Slovania Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Man-Eating Serpent
May 10th 2019 at 1:02:42 AM

Here's what i got:

"Japan is an island by the sea filled with volcanoes and it's ♪♫ beautiful ♫♪.

In the year negative a billion, Japan might not have been here. In the year negative forty thousand, it was here, and you could walk to it, and some people walked to it. Then it got warmer, some icebergs melted, it became an island, and now there's lots of ♫ trees ♫. Because it's warmer. ♪

Now as I say that the first, the fourth, the fifth year's negative are all the same, and everything comes from here. There's no difference.

Then of course, since you're a little young so many times we're coming over, as in we, like, always there. We came over on the way back.

There's not a good way or a bad way that I can use for this picture, but I can do it this way. ♪

The first image is with a white cardigan. The second image shows a very modern version, which I think I also love.

I'm thinking now as I'm still thinking about those last pictures,"

Saline water (more commonly known as salt water) is water that contains a high concentration of dissolved salts (mainly NaCl). The salt concentration is usually expressed in parts per thousand (permille, ‰) or parts per million (ppm). The United States Geological Survey classifies saline water in three salinity categories. Salt concentration in slightly saline water is around 1,000 to 3,000 ppm (0.1–0.3%), in moderately saline water 3,000 to 10,000 ppm (0.3–1%) and in highly saline water 10,000 to 35,000 ppm (1–3.5%). Seawater has a salinity of roughly 35,000 ppm, equivalent to 35 grams of salt per one liter (or kilogram) of water. The saturation level is dependent on the temperature of the water. At 20 °C one liter of water can dissolve about 357 grams of salt, a concentration of 26.3%. At boiling (100 °C) the amount that can be dissolved in one liter of water increases to about 391 grams, a concentration of 28.1%.

Edited by HyperReal on May 10th 2019 at 1:03:14 AM

So this is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but a shitpost.
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This meme costed everything
May 10th 2019 at 3:02:43 AM

hyper why Saline water (more commonly known as salt water) is water that contains a high concentration of dissolved salts (mainly Na Cl). The salt concentration is usually expressed in parts per thousand (permille, ‰) or parts per million (ppm). The United States Geological Survey classifies saline water in three salinity categories. Salt concentration in slightly saline water is around 1,000 to 3,000 ppm (0.1–0.3%), in moderately saline water 3,000 to 10,000 ppm (0.3–1%) and in highly saline water 10,000 to 35,000 ppm (1–3.5%). Seawater has a salinity of roughly 35,000 ppm, equivalent to 35 grams of salt per one liter (or kilogram) of water. The saturation level is dependent on the temperature of the water. At 20 °C one liter of water can dissolve about 357 grams of salt, a concentration of 26.3%. At boiling (100 °C) the amount that can be dissolved is about 400 grams, or about 2% of the total volume. At 160 °C however.


According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because

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Space Raccoon
May 10th 2019 at 3:22:51 AM

According to the rules of nature, a bee could probably survive on the surface of Mars, where it's still mostly composed of liquid water. But when the sun and a giant comet hit the Martian surface, it's going to rain. The bees might survive. But they'll be eating their way out of a tight spot when they realize they have no food to eat anymore. It'll be raining in about two days. (Which in terms of Martian gravity is also pretty much a guarantee. )

All these little rules, though, are not the only laws of this strange universe. We have a few other laws that govern how it works.

How does a bee fly? The first important thing was finding out if a bee could fly. It must fly because it is


You think you're the only superhero in the world? Mr. Stark, you've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet.

sorry I was late, busy traffic - Bumblebee
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Nanashi - literal Paper-Thin Disguise
May 10th 2019 at 3:26:11 AM

[up][up][nja]According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because ____ can't get its wings off its body if it wants to survive! We've all dreamed of being a bee, flying around in our bee suits for hours at a time, doing what we love! Be careful who you think you're kidding! There's a huge difference between running a farm or a beekeeping business with an attached bee, and flying an airplane with a bee-bee-bomber on board. Not to mention, they're very unlikely to do that to each other! Even with their wings spread wide open to take in the big day, beekeepers are responsible for killing about half of the 30 million American bee-skins we use annually. So don't give my little bee any of your honey! The same goes for any other honey made or consumed with honey, including your own! But we

[up] You think you're the only superhero in the world? Mr. Stark, you've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet. .............................................................. **The Stark Manuscript** ... ... .................................

You want this man to know what you stand for? Mr. Stark, you're a real hero. A man who gets lost in his own problems, who always puts others needs first. You stand for everything you believe in, including the end of war. You deserve to be remembered as one of our greatest Super Villains. I know that if this man was alive today....would we be where we are today? You've done so much good for us. The world needs you more than ever now. And that's what every hero ought to be as well.

And just for you...I'm proud to present the very first one to you!

This incredible and totally original script from Mr. Stark (and from our talented graphic designer


He has no style, he has no grace, this Kong has a

Edited by Zanreo on May 10th 2019 at 12:28:08 PM

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Man-Eating Serpent
May 10th 2019 at 3:47:43 AM

He has no style, he has no grace, this Kong has a hard time coming back, not to mention the poor quality with her, her body is awful."

"There is always something more to learn from your opponent."

The Kong's next opponent was a giant ape named Gorilla Grodd who came and sat right beside the Kong and she fought him in the corner. The Kong was ready to knock Grodd out by taking the ring for a spin but Grodd knocked him out by smashing his forehead into the Kong's head. After the fight Grodd came to the Kong's aid in order to help the Kong keep his mind off of being beaten up by the apes.

The Kong's return is finally made official in The Royal Rumble which was on July 20th, 2006.

As the Royal Rumble was in full swing King Kong would be pitted against Chris Jericho in an elimination match. Jericho fought through the ropes, King Kong tried to flip Jericho and eventually hit him


It's a beautiful day outside. birds are singing, flowers are blooming... on days like these, kids like you

So this is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but a shitpost.
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May 10th 2019 at 3:50:48 AM

It's a beautiful day outside. birds are singing, flowers are blooming... on days like these, kids like you need to relax and be in control. We know that if you're looking for adventure we can help you get there... in short, it's fun.

We have our own bike shop, and we run several adventures per month. We are an all-ages bike shop, we don't care if you're a mom or a dad, young or old. We don't look for kids ages 5-12, nor do we discriminate on any given day. If your child is in a "no stroller" zone, you don't see us and you get the ride of your life. We are here to help. Our hours will be from 7AM to 10PM, with a few extra for dinner if they so desire.

At our bike shop we have a couple bikes for sale and a lot of bikes we can fit a couple teens. It won't take you long to find something you like!


Oh, you're approaching me?

I can't beat the shit out of you without

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Popsicle Hands
May 10th 2019 at 4:23:38 AM

'''Oh, you're approaching me?

I can't beat the shit out of you without''' you looking into my eyes?

Yeah, if you want.

How about I take your head in my hands, and just…

I can show you.

You…You just keep talking….

I guess it's okay…

I'm gonna…I'm gonna pull it off.

No, no….You're no fun at all,

especially if you're having trouble breathing.

I…

I'm gonna pull it off.

Can I be the one who pulls it off?

I would prefer it to you.

But I suppose you can,

if you won't let me die.

Oh, no, no,

No, no, no,

No. Not now. That won't work.

(pause)

I need help. Do I look weak?

I need help now. (Pause)

Please?

You just keep… (Pause)

(pause)

I just need to know

it's okay?

I just need someone….

just take care of me…


My name is Oliver Queen. For five years I was stranded on a desert island with only one goal:

Edited by Spottedleaf on May 10th 2019 at 6:24:04 AM

wake me up inside before you go go
dave_the_assassin Vigilante!Hawkeye from the Avengers Compound Relationship Status: Desperate
May 10th 2019 at 6:51:47 PM

My name is Oliver Queen. For five years I was stranded on a desert island with only one goal: to save as many people as I could. When I came across the ruins of a world devastated by war, I immediately believed the world was full of terrible monsters who had taken human life and were looking for our precious lives for themselves. I vowed to stop them before it was too late for me and my friends, and I have been a hero.

But the world has always been a dangerous place, and while I've had many close friends, I must admit that you all are my closest friends. Some of my greatest friends are now in danger, while others still haven't made it out of an island unscathed. This isn't your fault either, I've always tried my hardest to help, but if you haven't done anything to help the human race lately you are missing out and I can't blame you. But I—


Behold. These lifeless keys used to be full of power—united with the hearts of their masters. On this barren soil, Keyblades of light and darkness were

Edited by dave_the_assassin on May 10th 2019 at 11:29:17 PM

"You survived. Half the planet didn't. They got Thanos....You get me."
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I like memes.
May 10th 2019 at 7:07:44 PM

Behold. These lifeless keys used to be full of power—united with the hearts of their masters. On this barren soil, Keyblades of light and darkness were

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encrusted, the Keys of Power were placed by the hand before the altar at the great temple. Then the gods were pleased with their work.

The old gods of light began to laugh and curse them.

They came unto them and said, O old gods, why have ye laughed and cursed in thy name for the keys

of power? and have ye cursed that you have power over us? how did ye beget this mighty power? how did ye bring this power from the stars? how could you bring it from behind the walls of the city?

As we now see, the gods were pleased to punish the old gods of light, but not one of them was pleased to be punished with the lost keys or lost power. It was all for the good of those who were lost.

And with these words the golden light came away from the city gates.

—-

Sorry, I'm not turning off my adblocker until we can find an ad network that isn't full of flash ads, gigantic image ads that push the entire rest of the page a full three inches down, autoplay video ads with sound, and Java Script redirects to

Edited by Playing_with_boy on May 10th 2019 at 7:07:52 AM

Forum signatures use 140 characters. I think that, because Twitter now has 280 characters per tweet, Tv Tropes should have that too.
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Thanks for showing me this, Bluethorn!
May 10th 2019 at 7:15:30 PM

Sorry, I'm not turning off my adblocker until we can find an ad network that isn't full of flash ads, gigantic image ads that push the entire rest of the page a full three inches down, autoplay video ads with sound, and Java Script redirects to pages with a single line of javascript text.

All these ads are done for you, my dear reader. They don't get you laid. We don't need them. I mean, if ads were that important to you…

Anyway, you see, I was actually just using ads in order to get money from other people…

In order to make those ads work, I have to do a bit of work on the server.

It has to fetch the actual ads and make sure it sees them correctly, and if it can, make sure it doesn't push those ads off the page, or hide them from the user.

That's where this whole system comes in.

It lets ads in the browser work on the internet and not on the server.

In other words, it


It's great that we'll soon be connected, with a king who'll be long time adored

Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected to take certain duties on board

The future is littered with prizes, and though I'm the main addressee

Rise of Skywalker spoilers: Rocket sneaks in and steals the macguffin needed to revive Palpatine.
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Synth Dragon Knight
May 10th 2019 at 7:16:51 PM

It's great that we'll soon be connected, with a king who'll be long time adored Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected to take certain duties on board

The future is littered with prizes, and though I'm the main addressee of such a reward,

Your reward is your freedom, which you cannot use

If you take no action before then, you'll get it all!

And, oh, we're promised it will be an entirely new game,

So let's see, what do we have to lose?

A new era dawning here, we'll take advantage of all conditions, and become kings

Of a realm that will remain free from all the shackles of duty

We shall rule without fear of punishment for our actions, while we're able

To take advantage of the various opportunities of this glorious time!

We'll rule without fear of punishment for our actions, while we're able

To take advantage of each new and unknown situation that arises, and will take advantage


Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand

Edited by KJsixteen on May 10th 2019 at 7:21:13 AM

Dobby relished his groinsaw's roar as he withdrew the flesh-choked blade from the astronaut's ruined skull!
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May 10th 2019 at 7:44:33 PM

Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand

(And then, to the world, there is no one, save only him that is made from dust and clay)

Hebrews 7:22

Hymn to the birds, O the birds, O the birds, O the earth's birds!

In praise of all creatures

O birds that feed on man! Let them fly away and fly away

O the water-owl that feeds on the sea! Let them go up and down

When the stars are gone, let them be gone!

And they said to one another: What man is this?

But he answered: He will be for us every day.

Psalm 40:4

Praise to God, O blessed one! Bless us always!

O praise to your God! For He art above all, all exalted;

Who can destroy the power of the evil-begotten one, and crush

Hebrews 11:28

and destroy the heavens of darkness

and the earth of fire!

Hymn to angels, O angels, O angels, let them sing for joy!

And let them fly like the birds

and let


No one can serve two masters, for either he will hate the one and love the other, or

Forum signatures use 140 characters. I think that, because Twitter now has 280 characters per tweet, Tv Tropes should have that too.
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May 10th 2019 at 9:37:28 PM

No one can serve two masters, for either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. Neither can a wise man be a king: for every wise man must either be great or he must be great not. But I say unto you, It is not by works, neither in this world, that men gain this kingdom, but in the world to come."

And as they went on to the end of verse 21, Jesus continued to speak his message concerning the Kingdom and its requirements: "But if you are able to enter into life and will not quit it, where will you find grace? For we have already shown you." It is important to note that Jesus did not simply say, "There are some who will be like unto these." He continued, "You also will be in the boat waiting on shore when the Spirit has come into the boat. And they shall call to you, saying, 'Come out from us, O Lord, into the great


We knew world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty, and to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form, and says,

Edited by dave_the_assassin on May 10th 2019 at 11:37:44 PM

"You survived. Half the planet didn't. They got Thanos....You get me."
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This meme costed everything
May 11th 2019 at 12:12:07 AM

We knew world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty, and to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form, and says, "The man has more skill in the arms than the man alone. He should know that the arms are necessary to protect the lord". A few people laughed, the Prince is not pleased to hear this message, yet he says, "Yes I am, I know." It was an expression the Prince may have been reading the Bhagavad-Sastra to an individual, perhaps another Hindu noble or perhaps a member of a religious organization, and the response of the Prince was, yes I am indeed, I know. A few people laughed, everyone has his own sense of humour, many of them think it would be funny if the Prince was sitting on a chair in his apartment reading the Bha


Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the

Edited by unfortunatezorua on May 12th 2019 at 3:13:51 AM

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Raging Fluid Cannon
May 11th 2019 at 12:21:02 AM

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed but I'm not dumb," he said, the words echoing in your head, like a note in your pocket. "It ain't gonna happen today but I'll be in this damn seat. I'm not gonna be the big shot, but I'm gonna keep doing what I do. It's funny, because I always say things like I got a bad day one thing. Then it's next thing we all feel bad about. Then, after the fact, everything is great, and then the next weekend it's all over. So you learn to live in the moment, and I know I will until the very end, whether it's my last week of doing it, or my next week," Bostrom told The Independent.

A number of people have responded to Bostrom's analysis and suggested that he would be wrong to assume that technological progress would prevent all the damage and devastation we have become used to. "


Amongst all the global issues, civil wars, financial crises, terrorism, a brand new threat appears...

Couldn’t think of anything to place here, so have this
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Nanashi - literal Paper-Thin Disguise
May 11th 2019 at 4:06:23 AM

Amongst all the global issues, civil wars, financial crises, terrorism, a brand new threat appears... a monster of the worst imaginable proportions... a giant elephant. Its monstrous scales will grow with every individual that tries to step on it and destroy it. This time, our heroes and their allies must step up to fight the enormous monster before it destroys the world."

The world would begin to rot and collapse, the trees would grow crooked, the cities would fall. The new Earth - created on the first step of the new solar system - would be doomed. In the novel, an earthworm-like creature has evolved from the Earth during the first century A.D. that had already colonized the world. It began to eat the human remains of the deceased. It killed thousands and has continued on with its destructive reign - destroying human settlements. It is said that millions of humans died from it.

The story of The


Hey!
We are number one, hey!
We are number one
Now, listen closely

Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to chase a superhero on the run

Edited by Zanreo on May 11th 2019 at 1:07:22 PM

ArmoredFury Bane of Oceans from a bloodless battlefield
Bane of Oceans
May 11th 2019 at 5:30:55 AM

Hey!
We are number one, hey!
We are number one
Now, listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to chase a superhero on the run
You have to get him out of the way


Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno,

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Nanashi - literal Paper-Thin Disguise
May 11th 2019 at 6:47:55 AM

Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, they have been brought here and this is what they are going to remember me for. When we return, there will be a great battle for the truth. The truth. The truth at last. The truth of what I have known and thought. All I am, is the same thing I am and that is a Void and I hold no power over it beyond that of our ancestors and this place. We do not seek answers of who made us what, we seek justice, not retribution. Let us see what this truth holds


A trope is a storytelling device or convention, a shortcut for describing situations the storyteller can reasonably assume the audience will recognize. Tropes are

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May 11th 2019 at 8:01:00 AM

A trope is a storytelling device or convention, a shortcut for describing situations the storyteller can reasonably assume the audience will recognize. Tropes are more often used as a means to emphasize a narrative style rather than as a result of any particular skill or personality of the characters. Tropes are especially useful when the main plot relies on repetition (like a TV series) or when one or more individual characters are repeated several times throughout the entire series.

There are two types of tropes: Themes and Elements. A theme is defined as something that explains how things that affect your narrative relate to a certain point in your story. For example, a character can talk about the theme of violence from a variety of points in a particular scene, without having to directly compare the scene to a specific event. Themes also exist where certain things are in common - perhaps the characters wear similar


The film The Buddy Holly Story depicts the name “The Crickets” being bestowed upon Buddy’s group by zealous Buffalo disk jockey ‘Madman’ Mancuso, who — after having locked himself in the studio while he

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Space Raccoon
May 11th 2019 at 1:13:31 PM

The film The Buddy Holly Story depicts the name “The Crickets” being bestowed upon Buddy’s group by zealous Buffalo disk jockey ‘Madman’ Mancuso, who — after having locked himself in the studio while he ‬battled with creditors on the bank account‭ of a deceased bank employee — eventually agreed to do the band's final album.

The Crickets are credited as having produced the first two albums on which the band became commercially relevant, but this has never really been borne out — if the band were to tour again it would be hard to see them performing their work without Buddy as guest of honor.

[Related story: The best guitar solos of '70s rock]

It's not that Buddy has completely moved on from the band; he remains devoted to the band and even performs on their radio show, The Best Of The Best. But at least from an artistic perspective the Buddy Holly Story's


Many millions of years ago, on the planet Cybertron, life existed, but not life as we know it today. Intelligent robots that could think and feel inhabited the cities. They were called Autobots and Decepticons. But the brutal Decepticons were driven by a single goal: total domination. They set out to destroy the peace-loving Autobots, and a war between the forces of good and evil raged across Cybertron

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Nanashi - literal Paper-Thin Disguise
May 11th 2019 at 2:09:04 PM

Many millions of years ago, on the planet Cybertron, life existed, but not life as we know it today. Intelligent robots that could think and feel inhabited the cities. They were called Autobots and Decepticons. But the brutal Decepticons were driven by a single goal: total domination. They set out to destroy the peace-loving Autobots, and a war between the forces of good and evil raged across Cybertron for thousands of years.

The Transformers cartoon

Decepticons had been roaming our world forever, plotting and killing. But they never took out even the smallest Autobot, because Decepticons were the peacekeepers. However, some of them were defeated and turned into energon crystals, allowing their remains to fill the worlds. Now with these crystals, these Decepticons have a new hope: the people of this land will live. They will have to fight to find their way back to their homes and to


The Secret Recipe. Yes, "that" one.

You will need:

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May 11th 2019 at 8:21:19 PM

The Secret Recipe. Yes, "that" one.
You will need:

  • The above items, along with an empty mug
How to make: The secret recipe is as simple as this:
  1. You need the cup of liquid in the bottom of the mug. So you need three of these cup filled puddles.
  2. Make sure that you are sure on the distance your mug will come into contact with the liquid as a result. You can experiment by running a pipe across the water with your finger, but a pipe works best.
  3. You can try pouring it over your tea, but then you risk your beverage turning into a frothy mess.
  4. Take a small spoonful of the liquid, and swirl around on the side facing up to help it stick around.
  5. Next, remove the mug and carefully pour over the tea. This is the point where you can turn around and leave the liquid off the tea for good. I like to cover the container with a damp cloth, or more specifically with my paper towel (that I take up the mug by[—)]

Kneel before me. I said... kneel! Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It's the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave

Edited by dave_the_assassin on May 11th 2019 at 10:21:35 PM

"You survived. Half the planet didn't. They got Thanos....You get me."
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May 11th 2019 at 8:25:50 PM

Kneel before me. I said... kneel! Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It's the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave for this? This was the true beginning of love? A fleeting love? A meaningless love?

I am the goddess who created us,

The goddess so far away,

To bring love to us mortals,

The god I love,

The goddess I once was,

The one you'll miss as you do not know who I am,

I will be my true self - a true man without love...

-The gods.The divine and the myth -

...but here we are, this day finally,

I will return,

I will be true to thee,

To my goddess,

To you all,

I will show you that I am you.

-Aegywam: the goddess who creates them.The gods. The divine and the myth -Aegywam: the goddess who creates them

Cute, beautiful...

A woman in your dreams...

It's only a dream...

That your gods are real.

-Aegywam


A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out

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Space Raccoon
May 12th 2019 at 4:28:54 AM

A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to discover who is really "human", using the mysterious "God" of the desert.


Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same

sorry I was late, busy traffic - Bumblebee

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