This isn't done yet but I hope it's good so far.
- Name: Pregnant Armanny
- Gender: Male
- Age: Old enough to know the joy of Motherhood and the pain of living.
- Backstory: Pregnant Armanny was born in Gensokyo City, after the Great War which killed off most of the world's population. Billions of people perished in a series of forum arguments concerning whether or not Roosterteeth's animated original work RWBY was anime or not. After severe radiation rendered all of the remaining population unable to bear children, a group of scientists conducted a series of medical experiments on a subject known as "ARMANNY" that allowed him to give birth in order to ensure the continuation of the human race.
- Equipment: 2x Nuclear Machine Pistols, 1x Dihydrogen Monoxide Capacitor, 3x Gahkdskhaf Sahufhkdg
- Personality: For twelve years you've been asking "Who is Pregnant Armanny?" This is Pregnant Armanny speaking. I'm the man who's taken away your victims and thus destroyed your world. You've heard it said that this is an age of moral crisis and that Man's sins are destroying the world. But your chief virtue has been sacrifice, and you've demanded more sacrifices at every disaster. You've sacrificed justice to mercy and happiness to duty. So why should you be afraid of the world around you?
Your world is only the product of your sacrifices. While you were dragging the men who made your happiness possible to your sacrificial altars, I beat you to it. I reached them first and told them about the game you were playing and where it would take them. I explained the consequences of your 'brother-love' morality, which they had been too innocently generous to understand. You won't find them now, when you need them more than ever.
We're on strike against your creed of unearned rewards and unrewarded duties. If you want to know how I made them quit, I told them exactly what I'm telling you tonight. I taught them the morality of Reason — that it was right to pursue one's own happiness as one's principal goal in life. I don't consider the pleasure of others my goal in life, nor do I consider my pleasure the goal of anyone else's life.
- Favorite Anime: Ghost Stories, but not the English dub because that makes a mockery of an otherwise beautiful series.
- Powers: Omnipotence, Wavedashing, Ghostbusting, Cat-calling, Dog-Petting, Comparing Things to Dark Souls
- Political Compass Results: Certified Juche Scholar
What am I doing with my life?
- Name: Big Pete
- Age: 4
- Mental Age: Adult
- Actual Physical Age: Unknown, but likely thousands of years
- Legal Age:[X]
- Legal Age (Native):[X]
- Drinking Age: 4
- Species: Pig
- Alignment: Chaotic Good
- Personality: Big Pete is a large ham, and not just in the literal sense. He talks loud because he is big, yo, and he has a tendency to call his friends (or just anyone he talks to) BOIS. He is generally rather jolly and willing to put in his all for the greater good of the multiverse, but those who decide to violate the dimensional order will get no mercy from him.
- Personality #2: When Big Pete falls asleep, his personality remains jolly, but in a decidedly sadistic sense. He desires nothing less than to kill all life in the universe, or the greater multiverse, and will stop at nothing to do so. Fortunately he's straightforward in his killings for the most part, ensuring most of those who are unfortunate enough to cross his path will earn a swift death, but there is no hope for those he was particularly angered by.
- Sexuality: Presumably straight.
- Is a Virgin: Yes
- Backstory: Big Pete was born like any other pig: on a farm. His life was depressingly ordinary even by pig standards, but he dabbled in many a hobby over the years, like rapping or gaming. Nowadays he can be found in his Layer, helping two powerful brothers defend the universe.
- The REAL Backstory: Big Pete is actually one of the three trigods of Multidimensional System 3, the second strongest of them. His job is to maintain the dimensional order, protecting it from those who would violate it. Actually, he's the most powerful being in his universe, after he drank the mop water of the Almighty Janitor Jenkins. Nothing was able to stop his evil half from destroying the entire universe, except for one of the two powerful brothers and the Forbidden Oats, which even he cannot destroy. Fortunately the brother in question woke him up and the two of them consumed the forbidden oats, restoring the universe to normal. Since then he has sought a way to seal his evil side forever, but hasn't had much luck.
- Theme Song: La, La, La - Otis McDonald
- Height: 4 feet at the shoulder. Probably MUCH taller than that if he stood on his back legs. He is, after all, very big.
- Powers:
- Canonical Invincibility: Big Pete is canonically invincible to almost everything. Not even the destruction of the universe itself can put an end to him. That being said, it's almost everything. What's not covered? Who knows. It hasn't been said.
- Incredible Destructive Power: Big Pete can destroy everything with just his mind if he puts enough thought into it. In fact, he doesn't need to put much thought into it at all; even destroying the entire universe wouldn't take that much effort on his part (although it would take a while).
- Teleportation: Big Pete can teleport himself and/or anyone he wishes to anywhere.
- Power Level (DBZ): 999,999,999,999
- Power Level (Kili): ~19,999,999
- Aura Color: Light Blue
- Horse Sense: Yes
- Favorite Pokemon: Tapu Bulu. It grows the plants and thus can help provide the Oats. Actually Big Pete likes most grass types for the same reason.
- Opinion on the Star Wars Sequels: Never heard of them.
- Abilities:
- Rapping: Big Pete is an excellent rapper and is willing to teach anyone who wants to know.
- Gaming: Big Pete is very good at video games. His favorite is Free Rider HD.
- Driving: Big Pete knows how to drive a car and drive it well, even though he is a pig. He did do street racing as a hobby, after all.
- Unavoidability: You will not avoid Big Pete. If he wants to find you, he will find you.
- Flight: Not sure why he needs to fly when teleportation is faster, but if they're offering he won't say no.
- Equipment:
- Hat: Good thing Porkchop was willing to lend him an extra "OBEY" cap, which he shall wear with pride.
- Kart Name: Oatsmania
- Kart Size: XXXXXXXL
- Kart Stats:
- Speed: 50
- Acceleration: 50
- Handling: 50
- Battle Power: 50
- Endurance: 50
- Paint Job: 50
- Star Power: 50
- Boost: 50
- Language: 50
- Crunch Factor: 50
- Tire Tread Depth: 50
- Kart Power Level: 999,999,999,999
- Preferred Style of Learning: Visual/Logical
- Compass Results:
- Economic Left/Right: -4.75
- Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.46
- Big Pete took less than five minutes to take the test, although his first attempt had technical difficulties.
- Ninja Clan: Dark Oats
- Vampire Clan: Blood Oats
- Battletech Clan: Mecha Oats
- Canon Status: Ganon
- Is Pope: Yes
- Patron Saint: Oats
- Greymane or Battle-Born? Graymane
- Original Manufacturer: N/A
- Holdings: One thousand oats.
- Hedge Funds: Ten thousand oats.
- Favorite The Beatles Album: Yellow Submarine
- Your Characters' Response: Big Pete would see little reason to care about my personal preferences, as he is not a judgmental person unless there's multidimensional trouble (or oats) on the line.
- Intended Length of Stay: 0 minutes.
Edited by Yomegami on Apr 1st 2019 at 10:42:41 AM
Icon by Civvi the Civilian!Are Fandom Orignal Characters Allowed? Sorry if they aren't. Anyways, here's someone I'm sure I never played before.
- Name: Rider (Mysterious Villainess J)
- Age: About 19
- Mental Age: 13-15, and an edgy one at that.
- Actual Physical Age: Roughly 4 or so
- Legal Age:[ Checked with No. 2, I promise]
- Legal Age (Native):[ Checked with Black Pen, I swear]
- Drinking Age: 18, maybe? Bellow 19, definitely.
- Species: Extraterrestrial Lifeform
, or the traditional "Alien". Also a servant and a homunculus.
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil
- Personality: A villain (or chinuui, you're call) through and through, Mysterious Villaness J is someone who would unironically laugh evily, even if the situation doesn't call for it, and is a bit of an arsonist. That said, she isn't all heartless, just rather self-centered, despite claiming to the contrary. Despite being a villain, she's a hopeless romantic. Also hopeless at romance. She seems to have a rivalry with a sweets-loving girl. As well, she doesn't take to being called a clone or a mistake well. Wonder why.
- Personality #2: She gets like, two decibels louder. It gets grating. Send help.
- Sexuality: Bi, though she thinks she's straight.
- Is a Virgin: Oh God Yes. Girl can't romance her way out of a paper bag.
- Backstory: A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there existed a plane of reality known as the servant universe, under the oppressive rule of the Sabers. A girl, Mysterious Heroine X, rose to the occasion, and fought to free this shackled reality. To stop here, efforts to construct a secret weapon were conducted by the organization Dark R.O.U.N.D.S., creating Mysterious Heroine X Alter, who is claimed to have become the sole survivor of the organization. However, another weapon was created beforehand, mistakingly using the DNA of a local farmer with the same face as Heroine X's. Thus created Mysterious Villaness J, who was sent off until she was contacted by the organization Chaldea, to add to the local female master's hare- er, I mean bolster the forces of servants to help protect human history. Then she was pulled here for some reason beyond everyone's comprehension.
- The REAL Backstory: Don't tell anyone this, but her real name is Jeanne D' Arc Alter, a clone created to combat Mysterious Heroine X, although cloned from the wrong person, MHX's mother, the farmer Jeanne, then sent to die before coming to Chaldea. Also is MHX's aunt. This is her disguise. Gotta be able to live and love without having the police/local law enforcement on you somehow.
- Theme Song: Could be many, going to go with Shinjuku Fatal Battle Theme.
- Height: 5' 2''. Don't mention it to her.
- Powers:
- Dragon Witch (EX): J, because villains, can communicate with dragons, trying to convince them to obey her. As well, this doubles as a unique manifestation of the "Riding" Skill, allowing her to be masterful when commanding mounts and competent when piloting other vehicles. She concentrates a lot more on the "witch" part.
- Self-Modification (EX): J has the ability to alter her body's proportions, though for balance purposes she will not have the ability to change beyond a normal human, meaning no Black Rock Shooter-Styled Sword Arm stuff, cannot pull off a perfect disguise of another person, with no eye or hair color changes, or use other people's body parts to attach to herself. She honestly uses this mostly to change her hair length whenever she wants, or if need be look that much more fitting in her outfit.
- Altereactor: The core of her being, albeit a flawed prototype of her successor's finsihed one. It's a form of mana regeneration, having calories enter the body to convert them to mana, but it's flawed nature means that one day, she will short out. Oh, it also gives her limited telekenisis, allowing her to grab up to just below human sized objects and throw them, discharge lightning from her fingers, and slightly put pressure on someone's neck. The later is to move criti- oh, right, to ease them if they get too rowdy.
- Power Level (DBZ): Roughly 3,000,000 w/o buffs, ballparking 20,000,000 once all are applied.
- Power Level (Kili): 6 w/o buffs, 40 w/ buffs.
- Aura Color: Black, and Dark Purple/Red.
- Horse Sense: She can sense horses. Rider Powers I guess.
- Favorite Pokemon: Darkrai, Unironically so.
- Opinion on the Star Wars Sequels: This entire series is oddly familiar.... Oh, besides that, they're okay, she guesses.
- Abilities:
- Servant: J is a Servant, a being summoned by the Holy Grail to, in her case, protect human history from incineration. This means she doesn't need food or drink as much as a human, though this certainly doesn't stop her from partaking in it. It also means that she's more resistant to hot and cold than an average human, though for balance's sake this only goes as far as being able to wear her normal outfit and armor at any time of day in a normal town or city, so extreme heat or extreme cold would still affect her (Basically, she's an RPG protagonist in this regard, being able to wear her normal outfits anytime despite the weather). She cannot assume a spirit form. Her class is Rider, given mostly to those who live to ride, which influences her powers. As well, being a servant allows her to wield her Noble Phantasms (Items linked to her). Her stats are Strength: A, Endurance: E+, Agility: A, Mana: A, Luck: E, and Noble Phantasm: A, though this means little in an RP context. As an Rider, she gets skills of...
- Riding EX+: Riders can ride things good. Go figure. She can get crazy with cars, ships, planes, and so on (yes, including that, stop snickering), even performing functions beyond their intended purpose. She can ride pretty much everything, with the plus indicating that that includes dragons, which are an exception for some reason. She's most at home with spaceships. Negated if using the summer outfit.
- Magic Resistance A+: J is resistant to magic, which doesn't mean much of anything, given her defenses are a paper bag. It makes the hurty magic hurt slightly less.
- Reading and Math: She can do it.
- Flight: SPACESHIP! It's one of her Noble Phantasms, actually.
- Servant: J is a Servant, a being summoned by the Holy Grail to, in her case, protect human history from incineration. This means she doesn't need food or drink as much as a human, though this certainly doesn't stop her from partaking in it. It also means that she's more resistant to hot and cold than an average human, though for balance's sake this only goes as far as being able to wear her normal outfit and armor at any time of day in a normal town or city, so extreme heat or extreme cold would still affect her (Basically, she's an RPG protagonist in this regard, being able to wear her normal outfits anytime despite the weather). She cannot assume a spirit form. Her class is Rider, given mostly to those who live to ride, which influences her powers. As well, being a servant allows her to wield her Noble Phantasms (Items linked to her). Her stats are Strength: A, Endurance: E+, Agility: A, Mana: A, Luck: E, and Noble Phantasm: A, though this means little in an RP context. As an Rider, she gets skills of...
- Equipment:
- Pucelle Caliber: Fake that Surpasses the Original: One of J's Noble Phantasms. A black and red flaming sword, to counter the Secret Caliber MHX possesses. Her main weapon of choice without a swimsuit.
- La Secrete Du Hanie: Cursed, O' Hidden Identity: A flag, used for races and other flag things, this time in a dark and cursed flavor. She can also use it to produce dragon-like flames. Her weapon of choice for her "summer" variant. Also used as a spaceship, a'la a magic broom.
- Racing Outfit: An outfit for a girl who starts races, considered her "summer variant". She's a lot more energetic and childish while wearing it, she uses her flag a lot more, and it changes her class to Caster, although none of her skills change for some reason. It also nets her low item creation and territory creation skills, but nothing usable. It also negates Riding EX+ (but not Dragon Witch).
- Hat: Here's a nice one
◊. Also For Racing
◊.
- Kart Name: "Cruel Drag-On." In reality, it's La Secrete Du Hanie. It's her flag.
- Kart Size: Uh... Motorcycle is the closest to it.
- Kart Stats:
- Speed: 200
- Acceleration: 10
- Handling: 30
- Battle Power: 300
- Endurance: pfffffffffffft.
- Paint Job: 99. Just enough for Purple-On-Red-On-Black
- Star Power: 40
- Boost: 200
- Language: 78
- Crunch Factor: 50
- Tire Tread Depth: 30
- Kart Power Level: Over 8000. The proper number.
- Hat: Here's a nice one
- Preferred Style of Learning: Verbal
- Compass Results: Slightly Authoritarian Left
- Ninja Clan: Whatever one that Fumma Boy is in.
- Vampire Clan: Vlad's I guess. He has a clan, right?
- Battletech Clan: Ice Hellon? Maybe?
- Canon Status: Gaiden Acutally Fanon, but don't tell anyone.
- Is Pope: No
- Patron Saint: Jeanne D' Arc. Wonder Why.
- Greymane or Battle-Born? Greymane
- Original Manufacturer: Not a Military Moe, but Dark R.O.U.N.D.S.
- Holdings: N/A. It's an Olgiography/One space in all of existance anyways.
- Hedge Funds: What is this this, and how does she get some? (none)
- Favorite The Beatles Album: Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
- Your Characters' Response: "What's this trash? Check this out!" *'plays death metal'.
- Intended Length of Stay I dunno, probably 360.
Alright, as always, comment if I need to change anything.
Edited by Boomer75 on Apr 1st 2019 at 11:09:11 AM
hey guys this game is cool can i play too?
- Name: Arizona Ranger
- Age: 47, chronologically
- Mental Age: 161, because of his experiences as an Arizona Ranger
- Actual Physical Age: 18, because that's what fucking everyone in anime looks like if they aren't ugly
- Legal Age: [X] (Checked with #2 pencil as requested)
- Legal Age (Native): [X] (Checked with black pen as requested)
- Drinking Age: In the West, whenever your father gives you your first sip of alcohol
- Species: Anatomically modern human
(species name H.(omo) sapiens)
- Alignment: As an Arizona Ranger, Arizona Ranger is Lawful Good.
- Personality: As an Arizona Ranger, Arizona Ranger is a quiet and taciturn individual. He speaks little, preferring his traveling companion to speak for him in most situations, but when he speaks he is direct about his intentions to anyone he engages with. As an Arizona Ranger, Arizona Ranger has dedicated his life to protecting innocent civilians from the predations of outlaws, and specializes in the advance prosecution of particularly dangerous criminals. While he states he does not have any preference for taking wrongdoers alive or dead, he has statistically killed more outlaws than captured.
- Personality #2: Once his alternate personality is activated by consuming enough alcohol to raise his blood-alcohol content to 0.15, Arizona Ranger enters his Drunk State, and becomes a far more lively, jokey, and less serious person than he usually is. He is less likely to engage in acts of violence even against nefarious outlaws while he is in Drunk State, though it should be noted, as an Arizona Ranger, he makes up for his loss of accuracy by firing a lot faster than normal.
- Sexuality: Secretly a lesbian, somehow, despite the fact he is a heterosexual male.
- Is a Virgin: No
- Backstory: The Arizona Ranger, prior to being kidnapped by the Kidnapping Person, had made a name for himself in Arizona as one of the deadliest Arizona Rangers around. Shortly before being kidnapped by the Kidnapping Person that kidnapped him, Arizona Ranger prosecuted and terminated the nefarious outlaw Texas Red with such incredible speed that, unbeknownst to him, the event would become legend approximately 100 years later, commemorated in epic song for future generations to be inspired by.
- The REAL Backstory: Arizona Ranger is secretly Texas Red's twin brother, born Texas Blue. The outlaw blood that courses through his veins calls for him to become a bandit, compelling him to hogtie women to train tracks, rob banks, and shoot people who best him in games of chance. Arizona Ranger is constantly struggling to suppress his nature as a result of this, and it is suspected that the large amount of killed outlaws he is responsible for is a safety release of his evil tendencies. It remains to be seen what Arizona Ranger is capable of as an uninhibited Texas Blue, as to date Arizona Ranger, being an Arizona Ranger, has never lapsed into criminal activity.
- Theme Song: Big Iron by Marty Robbins
, from the album "Gunfighter Ballads and Trail Songs". While anachronistic, as the song was made around 150 years after his takedown of Texas Red, Arizona Ranger's appearance in Big Iron as an Arizona Ranger makes this his de facto theme song.
- Height: As an Arizona Ranger, exactly six feet tall to as many decimal places as you are willing to run
- Powers:
- THE BIG IRON. Arizona Ranger's weapon of choice, as an Arizona Ranger, is a entirely nonmagical Colt 1851 Navy
◊ single-action revolver and yes I know this is equipment but there's a point shut up you're not my real mom Dad. While it can be used normally by any other person, when wielded by Arizona Ranger, as an Arizona Ranger it becomes the Big Iron, a hand cannon of unparalled firepower and swiftness. The Big Iron is capable of being drawn at superluminal velocity and firing a round that is capable of immediately killing anything it strikes or passes through. While the Big Iron's rounds can theoretically be deflected or miss, as an Arizona Ranger, Arizona Ranger has never missed a shot with the Big Iron to date.
- Power Level (DBZ): Arizona Ranger has a power level of 1 under most normal circumstances, as he is just a normal human; while the Big Iron is on his hip or in his hands, as an Arizona Ranger, Arizona Ranger has a power level of approximately 133,742,069,000. While there does not seem to be a point of reference in Dragon Ball Super, this puts Arizona Ranger, as an Arizona Ranger, significantly above the capability of Ultra Instinct Goku; however, he is still less powerful than Shaggy Blanco.
- Power Level (Kili): Going by the calculations provided in the signup sheet, 1 kili is approximately equal to 72 power. By this method of calculation, correct because fuck you, Arizona Ranger possesses 0.0138 kili normally, and, as an Arizona Ranger, 1,857,528,733 kili (rounding up) with the Big Iron on his hip.
- Aura Color: Golden.
- Horse Sense: As an Arizona Ranger, Arizona Ranger, as an Arizona Ranger, has perfected natural Horse Sense, and it is not necessary to specify the benefits this grants as everyone clearly knows what Horse Sense does.
- THE BIG IRON. Arizona Ranger's weapon of choice, as an Arizona Ranger, is a entirely nonmagical Colt 1851 Navy
- Favorite Pokemon: Eevee, as Arizona Ranger, as an Arizona Ranger, is the most basic bitch of basic bitches.
- Opinion on the Star Wars Sequels: Doesn't think they are the best movies, but is realistic about the fact that they never would have been in the first place, as the Original Trilogy of Star Wars is effective cinematic perfection and has spent the past -170 years or so building up a legendary reputation backed by nostalgia, and in light of this literally nothing would be acceptable as a worthy successor.
- Abilities:
- Extremely fast draw of any and all hand weapons regardless of size or type.
- Perfect quickdraw shooter, capable of landing a perfect blow with any weapon so long as it is swung while drawn (melee) or fired directly after being drawn (ranged).
- Can perfectly predict what criminals will do because of his REAL backstory, which only the GM is capable of reading at any one time.
- Can and will shoot any players in real life who read his REAL backstory and aren't the GM.
- Flight: Can fly. Prefers riding his horse.
- Equipment:
- Colt Model 1851 Navy revolver. Beyond its properties as the Big Iron, it is a standard Model 1851 Navy - a single-action revolver firing .36 ball ammunition. Anyone may use it normally without the powers of the Big Iron, so long as they are able to keep it fed with ammunition and know how to operate it.
- Hat: If you seriously can't guess what kind of hat Arizona Ranger is going to wear, it's a Stetson. What else?
- Kart Name: The Bigger Iron
- Kart Size: Motorcycle, customized to look like a thoroughbred horse
- Kart Stats:
- Speed: Yes
- Acceleration: Nyoom
- Handling: With care
- Battle Power: Requires external weapons
- Endurance: Moderate
- Paint Job: Level 10
- Star Power: C-list
- Boost: Horse testosterone
- Language: Cranky binary
- Crunch Factor: Can easily destroy a car
- Tire Tread Depth: 7mm
- Kart Power Level: The Bigger Iron, despite its name, has a power level of exactly 1 Raditz.
- Preferred Style of Learning: Arizona Ranger, as an Arizona Ranger, is a solitary verbal learner.
- Compass Results: 0.0 Left/Right, 4.36 Libertarian/Authoritarian
◊. Arizona Ranger, as an Arizona Ranger, deferred to my seeming authority and strongly agreed with the contents of all questions, figuring they were all pretty good. As such, he finished in approximately 1:00.16 (recorded on my iPhone X).
- Ninja Clan: Uchiha
- Vampire Clan: Gangrel
- BattleTech Clan: Jade Falcon
- Canon Status: Half-canon; elements of Arizona Ranger that are not covered in the source material are bullshitted with an eye for reliability.
- Is Pope: No
- Patron Saint: San Martin Caballero, the Patron Saint of Cowboys
- Greymane or Battle-Born? Battle-Born
- Original Manufacturer: N/A until he becomes a character in Fate: Grand Order or Girls Frontline or whatever the next big mobile gacha game with cute girls in it is.
- Holdings: None yet.
- Hedge Funds: As an Arizona Ranger, Arizona Ranger cannot invest in hedge funds.
- Favorite The Beatles Album: Abbey Road
- Your Characters' Response: Arizona Ranger, as an Arizona Ranger, is disgusted that anyone would choose anything that isn't Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, but as such an act is not criminal, does not lash out for it (as much as his outlaw blood OOPS I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO MENTION THAT FORGET THAT PART).
- Intended Length of Stay: Three minutes and fifty-six seconds.
- Name:Lady
- Age:Dependant on which version of her I decide to use this week
- Mental Age:Also to be determined
- Actual Physical Age:See above
- Legal Age:[I don't know how many damn times I have to say this]
- Legal Age (Native):[Are we about done asking this damn-]
- Drinking Age:Motherfucker who gives a shit
- Species:[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human
Human]
- Alignment:Chaotic Good
- Personality:She enjoys explosions and causing them. Using them on demons is worth bonus points. Also don't ever accept a loan from her if you value your soul
- Personality #2:SUPER EXPLOSIONS
- Sexuality:Explosionsexual
- Is a Virgin: Once again this highly depends on which version I pick
- Backstory:Her dad was a bit of a cunt and killed her mom so she decided to learn the ways of explosions and guns so she could kill him. Depending on which version this is, she may or may not have killed him and met an insane red coated man who now owes her a lot of money
- The REAL Backstory: What no one realizes is that her obession with explosions is a method of compensating for the fact that she is surrounded by insane shit that is way above her power level, any one of which could obliterate her at any second
- Theme Song:If and when she becomes playable in DMC 5, I'll get back to you
- Height: Medium
- Powers: She's a normal ass human who flips and jumps and dodges good.
- Power Level (DBZ):100
- Power Level (Kili):.00001
- Aura Color:White
- Horse Sense:She drives a motorcycle. Please consult your bank account for the reason why, and never bother me about this again.
- Favorite Pokemon:That one dude that looks like a pokeball AKA a grenade
- Opinion on the Star Wars Sequels:Shit. The further down the timeline you go past EP 6, the worse the get
- Abilities: She shoots good, she blows shit up good, she could probably kick your ass in a fistfight if you're a normal dude, and she could beat all of you in a poker match with one hand tied behind your back and walk away laughing with all of your money
- Flight:Only if you give me a jetpack
- Equipment:Guns of various types and grenades. Shocking I know.
- Hat: Sunglasses count as a hat.
- Kart Name: Lady's Revenge
- Kart Size:Motorcycle
- Kart Stats:
- Speed:200
- Acceleration:200
- Handling:50
- Battle Power:200
- Endurance:50
- Paint Job:White
- Star Power:50 (What the fuck is this)
- Boost:100
- Language:0 (What)
- Crunch Factor:50
- Tire Tread Depth:37
- Kart Power Level:300
- Preferred Style of Learning:Blowing shit up
- Compass Results:Lady is Apolitical. As long as you're not a jackass, she'll side with whoever is paying her at the moment
- Ninja Clan:Whichever one blows shit up the most
- Vampire Clan:Dido
- Battletech Clan:The American ripoffs, whatever their name may be, I know they exist
- Canon Status:Walking Meme
- Is Pope: No
- Patron Saint: The Holy Hand Grenade
- Greymane or Battle-Born?She'd blow them both up
- Original Manufacturer:No
- Holdings:Whichever ones make explosives
- Hedge Funds:No
- Favorite The Beatles Album:What's an album?
- Your Characters' Response:She doesen't give a shit, she's busy blowing shit up
- Intended Length of Stay: (Checks clock) 2 hours and 40 minutes
- Name: Mayu Nozaki. I don't know what that translates to cause I'm not a weeb.
- Age: I forget to check. He's in middle school I think.
- Appearance: Oh wow, there he is
◊.
- Canon: Monthly Girls' Nozaki-kun
- Powers: Manages to survive despite being very lazy. Incredibly lazy. Abnormally lazy. So lazy that it leaked out into me and left me too lazy to check the rest of the sign-up.
- REAL backstory: whizzerd was here, wikkit is a loser
- Name: Type 6 Heavy
- Age: 0
- Mental Age: 200
- Actual Physical Age: 1
- Legal Age: Tank
- Legal Age (Native): Tank
- Drinking Age: 18
- Species: Heavy Tank
- Alignment: Explosive Neutral
- Personality: Likes to make things explode with a 105mm cannon.
- Personality #2: Also likes to make them explode with a 47mm cannon
- Sexuality: No
- Is a Virgin: No
- Backstory: Prototype Robotic Tank
- The REAL Backstory:Is actually an assassin
- Theme Song: Shiroyama - Sabaton
- Height: 2 meters
- Powers: Is a tank
- Favorite Pokemon: Magnezone
- Opinion on the Star Wars Sequels: Never saw them
- Abilities:
- Flight: Dont ask how
- Equipment: Itself
- Hat: MANDATORY.
- Preferred Style of Learning: Exploding enemies
- Compass Results: Doesn't care about politics.
- Ninja Clan: Koga
- Vampire Clan: Vampire Hunter
- Battletech Clan: Clan Sea Fox
- Canon Status: Maybe
- Is Pope: No
- Patron Saint: Megumin
- Greymane or Battle-Born? Only one of these has battle in the name
- Original Manufacturer: Mitsubishi Tank Factory
- Holdings: 62 rounds of 105 ammunition, 120 rounds of 47mm amunition
- Hedge Funds: It drove over them.
- Intended Length of Stay: 420
Big Pete, Rider, the Arizona Ranger with The Big Iron on His Hip, Big Iron on His Hip and Type-6 Heavy are all Accepted. However, I do not know Big Pete's favorite Pokemon yet. This must be fixed.
Pregnant Armanny and Mayu Nozaki are extemporaneously Accepted, as they meet the criteria for acceptable characters but I don't know if they have attained Papacy yet.
Edited by wikkit on Apr 1st 2019 at 7:32:49 AM
Lord help me. I'm joining after all.
- Name: Kayne
[REDACTED]
- Age: 15
- Mental Age: Old AF
- Actual Physical Age: 15
- Legal Age: [ ]
- Legal Age (Native): [ ]
- Drinking Age: When you witness a traumatic event
- Species: Human, from the Riftsverse
- Alignment: Chaotic Good
- Personality: Kayne appears distant and cold at first, but upon closer inspection, she's actually a very eccentric character. She tends to lapse into technical terms when something piques her interest and has a habit of flapping her hands about whenever she speaks. She has her cynical moments, but even so, she remains dedicated to helping people. Just don't mention the Coalition States...
- Personality #2: Comes in two flavors—ruthless berserker or calculating assassin. Take your pick.
- Sexuality: Asexual
- Is A Virgin: Yes
- Backstory:
WELCOME TO THE EXCELSIOR REBEL FORCE DATABASE
>OPEN PERSONNEL FILES
TYPE NAME OF ALLY
>KAYNE
LOADING...100%
Name: Kayne [DATA EXPUNGED]
Occupation: Wandering Scholar
History: The daughter of [DATA EXPUNGED] and [DATA EXPUNGED]. She grew up in the rebel township of [DATA EXPUNGED], where she found and befriended a magical top hat named Moko. Later, the CS conducted a raid on [DATA EXPUNGED], destroying magic items, burning books, and killing everyone present. Kayne and Moko managed to survive by hiding under a cardboard box. The two then took to surviving in the wild, until our people found them and offered them an opportunity to fight back against the CS. Since then, they have helped us recover valuable intel about the CS. Currently, they are wandering the wilderness once again.
URGENT UPDATE: Reports have come in that Kayne's residence and its surrounding lands have been swallowed up by a massive dimensional rift. Rescue parties have reported no success in locating her or Moko, and their current whereabouts are unknown. We can only hope that they finds a way to come back to us...
>END SESSION
SHUTTING DOWN...
- The REAL Backstory: See the above.
- Theme Song: Seven Nation Army (Glitch Mob Remix)
- Height: 5'0"
- Powers: N/A
- Power Level (DBZ): 5
- Power Level (Kili): 0.0001
- Aura Color: White
- Horse Sense: Sorely needed for survival, so Kayne isn't lacking any.
- Favorite Pokemon: Metagross
- Opinion On The Star Wars Sequels: Interesting examples of the culture before the Great War.
- Abilities:
- Technological Genius: Kayne shows a particular knack for assembling devices and improvising building materials when none are available. During her adventures, she experimented until she found how to make devices that could absorb magic and store it for later use, inventing her own brand of magic. Additionally, she is a reasonably competent hacker.
- Wandering Scholar: As a wandering scholar, Kayne is well-versed in many areas of study and speaks multiple languages. She seems to have been gifted with a natural aptitude for learning, as well as a persistent thirst for knowledge.
- Gun Expert: Kayne knows a lot about guns. She is mostly accustomed to using her energy rifle and plasma pistol, but she knows in theory how older guns work. Incidentally, having a mechanical arm makes for some very steady aim...
- Survivalist: Having lived in the wastelands and contended with the Coalition States for an extended period of time, Kayne has become an expert at surviving harsh conditions. This has also given her some degree of medical expertise, but don't expect her to work miracles. She has a habit of putting a vibro-knife in her right boot.
- Flight: Via a stolen CS jetpack, still in reasonably good condition.
- Equipment:
- Clockwork Arm: The entirety of Kayne's left forearm is a mechanical prosthetic, and she usually covers it up with a thick leather glove. It enhances what remains of her left arm, making it several times stronger than before. It looks like this.
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- Hat: A funny little chap named Moko.
He has some very sharp teeth in that mouth of his. Each of his "arms" are 2 in. thick and 10 in. long. When Kayne is wearing him, it is very hard to dislodge him.
- Dimensional Pocket: Moko has a dimensional pocket of undetermined size inside of him. It is only accessible by the person who Moko considers his "wearer" i.e. Kayne. Otherwise, if someone flips him over, all they will see is the inside of a normal top hat.
- Regeneration: Should Moko be damaged in any way, he can regenerate lost or damaged parts by eating cloth and other materials used to make hats. If a place is sufficiently saturated with magic, he can accelerate his regeneration by absorbing the ambient magic.
- Chameleon: Moko can disguise himself as a regular top hat by closing his eye and mouth, rendering them as small slits that look as if they were stitched shut from the inside. He must also wrap his arms around himself to make them look like a hatband.
- Telepathy: Moko can communicate telepathically with sentient creatures, regardless of their language, up to 1 mile away. He can also create a telepathic bond with up to six people. People within the bond can communicate telepathically with one another regardless of distance or language. The bond lasts until midnight.
- Immunity: Moko makes his wearer immune to psychic/magic detection and tracking powers. Obviously, this applies to him as well. Mundane tracking methods will still work, however.
- Sorcery: As a magical item, Moko is able to perform numerous magical spells for the benefit of the wearer. A maximum of three spells may be in use at a time, and casting too many spells will tire Moko out, forcing him into dormancy until he gets enough rest. Surprisingly enough, he is able to get Heroic Second Winds with startling regularity, despite his limitations.
- A military-grade rucksack, several changes of clothes, various packs of rations, a canteen for water, several medkits, an energy rifle, a plasma pistol, a vibro-knife, various camping/survival supplies, some mechanical scraps, some tinkering tools, and a collection of books & writing supplies (in Moko)
- As a side note, Kayne's weapons don't need to be reloaded, as the power cells can power themselves as long as a little energy is left to self-perpetuate.
- Kart Name: The Kitbash
- Kart Size: Motorcycle
- Kart Stats:
- Speed: Top speed ~200 MPH
- Acceleration: Somewhat laggy but serviceable enough
- Handling: Pretty good
- Battle Power: A small plasma machine gun is mounted on the front, is that good enough?
- Endurance: Surprisingly tough
- Paint Job: Unpainted, just burnished, slightly rusted brass
- Star Power: Still researching this feature, please wait warmly
- Boost: Only if she can find the right kind of fuel
- Language: Translator microbes are always handy
- Crunch Factor: ???
- Tire Tread Depth: Uneven, but still serviceable
- Kart Power Level: 5, just like its owner
- Clockwork Arm: The entirety of Kayne's left forearm is a mechanical prosthetic, and she usually covers it up with a thick leather glove. It enhances what remains of her left arm, making it several times stronger than before. It looks like this.
- Preferred Style of Learning: All of them are fine
- Compass Results:
- Economic Left/Right: -7.0
- Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.59
- Kayne finished it in about 10 minutes.
- Ninja Clan: N/A (She is not a ninja)
- Vampire Clan: N/A (She is not a vampire)
- Battletech Clan: N/A (She does not belong to the Battletech universe)
- Canon Status: Original Generation
- Is Pope: Yes—all members of the Fellowship of Wandering Scholars is a Pope, the better to combat undead monsters.
- Patron Saint: Science & Literature
- Greymane or Battle-Born?: She'd rather not choose at all.
- Original Manufacturer: N/A (She is not a ship-girl or anything like that)
- Holdings: N/A
- Hedge Funds: N/A
- Favorite The Beatles Album: N/A (I have never listened to the Beatles)
- Your Characters' Response: A shame. But if I ever find any records, I'll know who to give them to for scientific purposes.
- Intended Length of Stay: However long it takes for her to study the new combined multiverse
Edited by JumpingFruit on Apr 1st 2019 at 9:50:48 AM
I wear the skin of the Elder Things, having come unto my own.Yanno what? This looks like the craziest game of Dungeons and Debauchery. Count me in.
- Name: Defense Revenge (Aliases: Daniel M., Dylan S, Defense Over The Heavenly Sky, Defense Of Earth-87, Massive Pain In My Ass)
- Age: Like, 30; It's complicated.
- Mental Age: 20.
- Actual Physical Age: 21 Again, it's complicated.
- Legal Age: Use a #2 Pencil to check off the box to the right if your character is of the Age of Majority in your, the player's, jurisdiction: [ Czech ]
- Legal Age (Native): Use a black pen to check off the box to the right if your character is of the Age of Majority in his or her own jurisdiction: [ Czech ]
- Drinking Age: 21
- Species: Artificial Human (Technically Cyborg)
- Alignment: Chaotic Good
- Personality: A consistently stressed goofball, Defense is ever-so-slightly paranoid due to the massive clerical and logical errors by the rest of the people in his version of the ITHVerse. However, he tends to calm down when not surrounded by idiots, and is really polite. He also has an amazingly long fuse.
- Personality #2: When Defense hits his stride, he gets to a frightening calm; Or, rather, he behaves normally. He enjoys his surroundings and actions, and can think so much more clearly.
- Sexuality: "Yeah, I'm a lesbian. I like girls. That's the definition of lesbian, right?"
- Is a Virgin: Hell no!
- Backstory: A high-ranking member of a mercenary group called the Travelers, Defense is an artificial human that travels the multiverse and helps take down threats to all of existence. He was meant to go to the Arena, but a clerical error by his direct superior, Izuki Umehara, sent him here.
- The REAL Backstory: The truth is, he was never meant to go to the Arena. This Defense, in fact his entire Earth, was created by one of the co-authors of the ITHVerse, yours truly, to appear in the setting he ended up in. Defense of Earth-90, the one who actually went to the Arena, contacted this Izuki to set him on this course.
- Theme Song: Pump Up The Love
, because he is an OC DonutSteel.
- Height: 5'10"
- Powers:
- Barrier Creation: Defense can, well, defend! He can make nigh-indestructible barriers in sizes ranging from "covering a boolit" to "fuckhuge wall".
- Mimic Move: Defense can copy the moves of opponents, and replicate them (sometimes inexactly due to biology) as long as it is physically possible.
- Fourth Wall Friendship: Defense is best friends with the Fourth Wall, and as such, can bend it without breaking it. He can hide behind the background, address the narrator, read the script, and do things that Fourth-Wall breakers can, while still existing inside the universe's boundaries. Huzzah!
- Power Level (DBZ): At least 50 mil. Higher with mimicked transformations and just general powering up.
- Power Level (Kili): 1k at base, higher with mimicked transformations and just general powering up..
- Aura Color: Green, with swirling purple
- Horse Sense: The narrator tells him if there's a horse coming.
- Favorite Pokemon: A tie between Mewtwo, Mimikyu, and Darkrai.
- Opinion on the Star Wars Sequels: Prequelmemes are better.
- Abilities:
- Flight: Can fly, most def.
- Cheffery: My mans can cook good food.
- Boomstickery: Man can shoot a shotgun.
- Equipment: Basic Clothes, plus a snazzy Hawaiian shirt and handwraps. He also has a smart watch/holographic communicator for talking to peeps.
- Hat: Wears a baseball cap with an hourglass on it.
- Kart Name: Slipstream
- Kart Size: Assault
- Kart Stats: You have 987 points to spend as you please among the following categories, which will affect their handling in the RP proper, and also their announcer-given nicknames. Note that each level requires double the amount of points spent to access it; Level 1 is one point, Level 2 is four points, Level 3 is 6 points, and so on.
- Speed: 87
- Acceleration: 50
- Handling: 90
- Battle Power: 50
- Endurance: 100
- Paint Job: 10: Purple with green flames.
- Star Power: 75
- Boost: 80
- Language: 5: American English.
- Crunch Factor: 40
- Tire Tread Depth: 40
- Kart Power Level: 10k.
- Preferred Style of Learning: Literally any, not picky
- Compass Results: Silly Rabbit, Politicking is for assholes!
- Ninja Clan: Ninja Cat
- Vampire Clan: Hellsing
- Battletech Clan: "The fuck is a Beetletack?"
- Canon Status: Original Generation
- Is Pope: In one universe, for a very short time while they were looking for a replacement.
- Patron Saint: Wade Winston Wilson, Ghost of Christmas Kick Yo' Ass
- Greymane or Battle-Born?: Doesn't know or care.
- Holdings:
- 10% stock in Howard Connection
- 10% stock in Mishima Zaibatsu
- 10% stock in LexCorp
- 10% stock in Mos Eisley Cantina
- Favorite The Beatles Album: Haven't listened to enough of them to have a favorite album, but "Come Together" is a good song...
- Your Characters' Response: "We both need to listen to more of them, but you forgot Here Comes The Sun."
Edited by DefRevenge24601 on Apr 4th 2019 at 7:12:54 AM
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"

It's been a while, hasn't it?
I know you were really excited about all of this back when I first told you about it. The look on your face was just adorable. I mean, really, it's the most sincerity you've ever shown me. You probably couldn't look half as cute nowadays with how much you've grown up.
What's the matter? It's only been a few years. When you're my age, they go by pretty quick. It feels like yesterday, I was sitting there, watching that one show you like with you at my side, and—
What? The...the pocket man? That's what—Poh-kay Mon? What the hell is that? The...ooooooh, Pocket Monsters. That's right, they call it something else where you're from. I mean, really, it's in English already. They don't need to change it for no reason. Pokemon just sounds silly. I mean, it is silly...
Yes, it is very silly. It's about a boy with a rat that shoots lightning fighting dragons and whatnot. Don't...don't tell me it isn't about that! I played the first one. Yes, I'm sure I did. It was the American version, too! It had...well, I caught a...butterfly? Thing? Whatever it was. It knew how to shoot people with electricity, too.
Though, that reminds me about something odd. Maybe a little fact that you'll be surprised to hear. Did you know that the Super Mario Bros. 2 that you got over in America wasn't the same one that was released in Japan? It's true. What you were playing was a re-release of a game called Doki Doki Panic. It was about a family of Arabs who have to stop an evil frog king. They just replaced them with Mario and his friends in your version. That, and the one we received was eventually—
The Lost Levels! Exactly. How did you know that?
...Wh...the most well-known trivia ev—No, it mustn't be. The game's 30+ years old.
Don't patronize me.
...Well then, smartypants. Do you want to just get on with the multiversal kidnapping or not? Okay? You're being very rude to me right now; I just want to get it over with at this point.
Yeah, go jump in a lake.
Welcome to A Game of Gods, Season 3.2: A World of Obverse Denizens Over God. My name is wikkit, and I'll be your host for the evening. AGOG: AWOODOG is a crossover murder-mystery team-based PVP dating game set in an alternate futureverse of Japan, where the Omniverse has folded in on itself and created a singularity of all of the many different realities in existence, and by that I mean all the cute girls from every version of Japan. You can play a guy, sure, but who would actually do that?
In this RP, you can expect to have your character go up against the machinations of the mysterious Kidnapping Person, someone who has kidnapped you and taken you into a big place with stuff in it for no reason that you can figure out yourself. The evil forces of Shu Han have threatened to take over the world under their cruel yet incompetent thumb, and it's your job to secure a future for China under the hand of Cao Cao and the state of Wei, the true inheritors of the throne! Meanwhile, in a very large-sized building so we can accommodate the one or two guys that sign up as tall monsters/robots or people that have growing powers, a mysterious but different Kidnapping Person with no relation to the first one at all whatsoever is making you do menial tasks and simple games for your freedom. All the while, you can tell that your biological clock is ticking and if you don't find true love by the time sun's up, it might as well all be over! Themes of rebellion, distrust, happiness, grimdarkness, working in retail and hot-button contemporary social politics in historical settings abound in this roleplay, ripe for the exploration!
Different from the other three games in the AGOG Omniverse (by that I mean 4 because Battleworld's in it too), your characters will be able to be picked from ANY RP, ANY site and forum and ANY level of actual existence possible. Go full OC, man! Not to mention, I've gained the aid of the local Romanian Necromancer, who was able to offer the ability to turn any characters made in this game into real people for the price of my firstborn son. Joke's on that chucklefuck, like I'm ever gonna lose my virginity.
Also, if you want to become the Game Master of this game (master), you just need to ask. That's right, we're introducing a new concept called Hot Seat GMing. You'll have complete control over all aspects of the game, including the base concept, sign ups, kicking players from both the RP and Discord chat, as well as the usual plotline related stuff. The only catch is that anyone may ask for it at any time and the current GM must be required to hand it over, or the current administration staff of TV Tropes will be sent a complete log of everything you said in chat.
Thrills, chills, spills, pills, dills, kills and shills abound, but will you be smart enough to survive? It's the AGOG that you've always been waiting for! Sign up sheet is below.
The standard rules to any RP and, more importantly, the main forum apply, but they may be waived. By pledging a minimum of $5 monthly to my Patreon at this page
, you may get a total of 4 posts' worth of God Mode per month. Investing $20 and a promise to not talk about the definition of "anime" in the chat will give you a free "n-word" pass for your character, redeemable through the AGOG community portal at http://www.agognfriends.com
or any affiliate.
And remember: don't do anything I wouldn't do!
Current active characters:
Currently proactive characters:
Edited by wikkit on Apr 2nd 2019 at 7:56:25 AM