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In my astral form, I assault the godmother with 8 Trigrams, 64 Palms
I punch the godmodder in the face.
He trips and falls over the chu, dealing one damage as he landed on his knee and his knee landed on a sharp arrow.
He Matrix dodges that,
He pulls out one of his own and nullifies yours.
I start hacking the universe to use Yoshis instead of Namekians. After I'm done, I start trying to take down the Godmodder's defenses as well. Of course, all of the typing is done on my Keyblade for maximum shenanigans.
Well maybe it is an abridgement...you don't know that. I don't know that, and nobody but the Godmodder knows. also you do that and turn the Yoshi's into Namekians...Wait reverse that, and you breach one of the defenses, the one that protects him from wild Yoshi/Namekian attacks.
This enrages the Godmodder...probably not the goodest idea. the Sun glows brighter.
You attack the Godmodder, but he dodges most of your attacks and the ones that hit, merely throws him off balance, however the last one hit him for one damage!
You bunch him in the face, and feel a sharp pain run through your hand, that's the pain of at least one broken finger.
The Godmodder Sends a Pillar of fire at the guy who implied that he was adopted.
the Armies await orders.
the Godmodders astral self is connected to his physical self...sort of. Now he's try to reverse to attack the guy attacking him with firestorms.
Theif offers up a contract, let him (and one person of choosing) help you fight the godmodder, just sign here!
the turrets fire at the godmodder bouncing off of his barrier
All of the Armies Combine into a bigger one!
The Godmodder: 75/100: Barrier Still active, awake!
The Army: A group of ll the Pro Player NP Cs on the field, 100/100
Armored Fury's company/gun girl: 75/76: awaiting orders
Fighter Mc Warrior: 90/100: his stupidity knows as many bounds as the Godmodders Bullshit, which is to say very little. Passed out!
Thief: 100/100: Elven Thief ready to steal your shit and make you sign contracts.
Laser Turrets: 50/50: Powered!
I throw a shovel at the godmodder like a javelin.
Edited by The_Dag on Apr 10th 2019 at 7:11:07 PM
I take advantage of how brightly the sun is shining by building a Trump wall made of solar panels and using it as a powered ramp to launch myself and the Knuckles at the godmodder.
I eat KFC.
I tell the Godmodder I was born and raised in the Wishabish Woods and that I wish a bitch would try to kill me.
I stab the Godmodder in the face with a spork.
I tell the werewolf part of the Duo to push the spork ^ deeper into his face.
Edited by WhiteCheddaPikachu on Apr 16th 2019 at 11:42:54 AM
I put on cool shades as I summon the Frying Pan of Doom from deep within the depths of Hammerspace.
He catches it, and keeps it to counter the next attack
You launch yourself at the godmodder, Unfortunately the Godmodder sees this and throws the Shovelin (Shovel Javelin) at you!
You eat the KFC, only to throw it on the ground in disgust as you find that's raw.
He summons a female Cannibal Shea la bough and sicks her on you. Wish granted, go f***k him up girl!
he is stabbed as he was talking, one damage
one more damage for exploiting his shock at being attacked while talking
You summon the frying pan of doom and sunglasses...you feel stronger, faster, powerful! and also a bit more deaf with stand the full effects of the pan.
the Armies await orders.the Knuckles are launching themselves at the godmodder, in course with the Shovelin
the Godmodders astral self is connected to his physical self...sort of. nothing has happened so he takes the chance to prepare a healing spell
Thief and warriors are now gone, they were useless and well, I couldn't think of what to do with them.
Absolute Cannibal Shea Le bough: Currently trying to eat and kill the players, she takes a bite out of Kei, or tries to at any rate.
The Godmodder: 73/100: Barrier Still active, awake!
Female Cannibal Shea Le Bough: 100/100 Hungry and Dangerous, beware!
I use my body as a Human Shield and order the Knuckles to attack before taking the shovelin to the face.
I retract my astral body to my physical body and form a portal to transport myself to another part of the battlefield:
Above the Godmodder.
I use the Frying Pan of Doom to cook the chicken, seasoning it with Healing Potion. In the next turn, I can eat it, restoring my HP and hearing. (And before you say something about lacking a heat source, this is one of the Frying Pan's many powers, including preventing burns on the panholder's hand)
Edited by Bixen on May 8th 2019 at 8:32:05 AM
I tell the Pokes to attack again, then I give them some PP up to restore their power.
Reboot!Ben’s Slapbacks merge together and then turn into Shock Rock, who uses his “Bluemerang”.
Omniverse!Ben turns into Gravattack and sends some meterorites to the Godmodder.
Meanwhile I try to summon Duo, the Duolingo owl.
I stuff prunes in the godmodder's mouth.
I set alight the prunes shoved in the Godmodder’s mouth.
I would infect the Godmodder with a stronger and danker strain of Ligma and Default Dance over its (supposedly) dead body.
I bump the thread so as to continue the action.
I throw a Bible at the Godmodder.
I try to suck the air out off the godmodder.
I activate BLADE FORM: WALUIGI LAUNCHER and shoot 5 exploding Waluigis at the Godmodder.
I summon a Retribution from On High to wreck havoc on the Godmodder!
I shoot a Phantasmal Deathray at the godmodder.
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