When your game crashes in the middle of a match.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Mighty demon dog-thing
When you start boiling your food and 15 minutes later you smell smoke
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
Heya there! I'm West.
Oh crap.
When you compare another guy’s world building and your world building (and yours is obviously just a bunch of headcanons compared with a wiki).
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Ruler of Everything
Me_irl
When the car hits the brakes and your drink spills onto your face.
Edited by TabbyGirl4 on Apr 27th 2019 at 2:27:36 AM
"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017
Oh Captain!~
When you go out to buy something only to find out that the only place you can get it at is Walmart
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Heya there! I'm West.
Welp.
When you thought you were tall with your 5 feet and 10 inches and you have a reunion with a 6 feet and 5 inches tall guy and a 7 feet tall guy. (EDIT: being 180 cm and meeting guys that are 200 cm and 215 cm)
Edited by JTTWlover on Apr 27th 2019 at 8:34:29 PM
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
When you accidentally sent a very embarrassing text to the wrong number.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Oh Captain!~
When you've drunken a lot of water but still feel thirsty.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Heya there! I'm West.
Why
When you avoid being poisoned because you brought your own food.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
I'm terrified because not only did someone just kill the rest of the group I was with, but I only survived because of sure luck and the killer will probably want to finish the job and make sure everyone that attended dies.
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You find yourself lost in a huge maze... an unrealistically large one. One that transcends logic. You must find your way out of this maze with absolutely no help from anyone... except for Navi. She is the only friendly face to help and guide you.
Fuck
When you hit the golf ball out of bounds.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Dagded Dujardin
When you burn your hand in a hot oven.
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Ruler of Everything
This is the closest one I can find.
When you get Avengers: Endgame spoiled for you before you even watched it by some jackass. "I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017
When you are hospitalised for uncontrollable sobbing.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Me in a nutshell (Coping with Depression)
When you're playing Initial D and you won
"Making screw-ups and mistakes was I ever really good at. Because everything I touch went to hell."
Heya there! I'm West.
Yay I guess.
HOMEWORK
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Mighty demon dog-thing
But I don't wanna
Waking up from the third nightmare in a row
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
Oh Captain!~
When you get home from the grocery store and one of the bags break on the way up the stairs to your apartment
Edited by CustardAndPie on Apr 28th 2019 at 11:41:58 AM
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Heya there! I'm West.
Oh fudge.
When you are in the nearest hospital with that annoying Kid Hero(ine) after pulling a Villainous Rescue because Even Evil Has Standards and your past Love Interest walks in, meaning that the kid who foiled all your Evil Plans is your kid.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Heya there! I'm West.
bump
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Ruler of Everything
RUN
Getting your ass beaten by video game boss multiple times. "I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017
Oh Captain!~
Wow, for real?
When your professor gives you weekly homework that basically consists of rewriting vocab words from your textbook, coming up with mnemonics whether they help you or not, and a question you have about the reading.note
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Ruler of Everything
When you see young kids doing Fortnite Dances "I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017
I hate it when that happens.
Your favorite character turns out to be Evil. Cosmic human watches over a certain Meme universe.