I guess I’ll die.
Your mom cooked your Trade Mark Favorite Food!!!
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
You're encountered with a wiki vandal
"Making screw-ups and mistakes was I ever really good at. Because everything I touch went to hell."
When you unintentionally stepped on your dog's foot.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
When your OTP becomes canon
You got ’d!
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
When you 'd someone else.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
When you come up with the perfect comeback two days later
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
Ha, yeah!
YOU FOUND YOUR SUPOSSEDLY DEAD LOVE INTEREST MAKING OUT WITH THE BIG BAD!!!
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
When someone says a funny meme
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
When the internet goes down.
My Anime crush is Legosi
When impending doom approaches and you’re nowhere close to prepared for it.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
When you're stranded in the middle of nowhere.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
When your dad got busted for a drug deal
Wait a moment what.
Remember your love interest, who performed a Scarpia Ultimatum? She’s making out with the Big Bad and seems to ENJOY IT.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
fucking whore
When you realize you're the product of a prostitute and one of her clients.
When you stub your toe.
My Anime crush is Legosi
:P
When you finally get done with a big assignment.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
When someone tries to corrupt your wish, but the supposed downside is actually pretty cool
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
You know, that’s pretty good.
Your mom told you to bathe.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
When you just dropped your croissant.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
When you get chewed out for something someone else did
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
When you wake and your mouth hurts and there is a supiscious white liquid coming out of your ass.
Edited by KeironCioran on Mar 24th 2019 at 3:24:37 AM
Keiron, that went too far.
YOU SAW A CONSPIRATION THEORY AND IT MAKES SENSE
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
When you just accidentally broke your arm.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?