"Oh? I've never tried your fried squid before... Would you recommend it?"
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Well, the person ahead of you in that restaurant tried the fried squid... but now she's bedridden with food poisoning! Thankfully you didn't try it.
Edited by CrystalMemoria on Dec 25th 2020 at 2:36:49 PM
sick down from the bones to the other side
<<Aw, maaan... And I was looking fooorward to tryyying it...>>
"I've been up for 36 hours straight, and I feel fine!" [as said by someone who clearly isn't fine]
Edited by KungFuCutBug on Dec 25th 2020 at 3:34:22 PM
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
Tell me something happy
"Do you though? Do you really?"
"Looks like there's a piece missing from this jigsaw puzzle."
Edited by burinnu on Jan 25th 2021 at 9:33:54 AM
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
AI with access to the console
Ha I’m missing 999 pieces!
My god this is inhumanely efficient and cruel I’m not sure of the people who run the idol industry aren’t just AI pretending to be human.
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
Look, you don't have to worry, I run this place!
Where's the tape recorder? I need to make a statement. Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
Oh, I... broke it, sorry...Wait, I thought it was Peridot's?
You know... I think we're gonna need more fire. Jawbreakers on sale for 99¢
Hello? Hello, hello?
"Want me to help?"
[You're suddenly teleported to a huge city that you don't live in.]
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
"I don't know where I am, but I have to figure out have to get back as soon as possible."
-Misaki proceeds to get to work, trying to gather information, all while incredibly frustrated and concerned.-
You were just going to the grocery store, but somehow you found yourself teleported back home... oh, and your vehicle (If you drive one) is still at the grocery store, too.
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
*speedruns back to the store*
Your tomato soup isn't tomato soup; it's tomato S A U C E ! ! !
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
"This is so not going well..."
Hello? Hello, hello?
"Hey! Can you pretty please review a So Bad, It's Good film?"
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
FRIENDSHIP BLAST
... (Well done, you traumatized a child!)
...Please let me leave to never come back. That place is a dumpster fire.
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
And this is my powerful attack! RESONANT WAIL!!! [inhuman wailing]
Bunger, bunger bunger bunger bunger! Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
Shut up or I'll make you shut up.
I'll be the top of my class whatever it costs!
Zamba
My ball doesn't bounce anymore because it's broken.
Rumors about my death were greatly exaggerated.
"Please and thank you!"
"We're all out of burgers. Might I recommend the fried squid?"
Edited by BrightLight on Dec 26th 2020 at 12:55:03 AM