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"Okay now this is epic," said Godzilla.
Jo then dope-slapped Godzilla for reminding him that Ben Shapiro exists.
"Wait, I thought that was just a thing that people said," said Godzilla, pulling out his phone to look it up.
All of a sudden, the entire cast of Jojo Part 5 appeared.
"HOLY JUMPING CAESAR'S CATFISH!" Godzilla exclaimed.
Mickey Mouse walked to Jo, the mouse's face looking impatient.
"Aren't you also a Joestar?" said Mickey Mouse.
"What's a Joestar?" asked Jo.
"That," said Mickey, pointing to a star composed entirely of people named Joe.
"I AM THE JOESTAR," said the Joe in the middle.
Everybody laughed at the joke.
And then the joestar started to furiously roll towards our heroes, mickey whipped out his keyblade in preperation.
Unfortunately, keyblades do not do much against stars, as Mickey learned moments before being incinerated.
Somehow the golden orb was still glowing and brought Mickey back to life
Mickey also became an immortal god in the process and easily defeated the Joestar by throwing it back into space.
mickey pulled out a set of wayfinders and gave them to our heroes, "this will keep our hearts from becoming lost" he said as he handed them out, "Aw man I wanted the red one not the pink one!" dante grumbled, jealous of godzilla's sick wayfinder.
"Weird Al" Yankovic ran out of the gas station cose by to Jo, screaming about how capitalization is important.
Unfortunately, the Joestar ended up circling the universe and landed on Mickeyís castle, blowing it up.
The remaining pieces of the castle miraculously fell into a pattern resembling a mirror, subtly foreshadowing the castís greatest enemy yet.
And that was when a messenger arrived on a unicycle.
As soon as Jo saw the messenger, he fell in love (or infatuation).
"Hey messager, My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in, said Jo, touching his stomach.
Edited by Playing_with_boy on Mar 16th 2019 at 1:50:19 AM
"That's disgusting!" cried the messenger, "and beautiful; disgustingly beautiful."
The messenger tosses her long hair aside and whispers to Jo:
"Just like my family."
Edited by LikeAPie on Mar 16th 2019 at 6:21:15 AM
She got of her unicycle, took the package she was supposed to deliver and looked Jo in in the eye intensely.
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