Jo then dope-slapped Godzilla for reminding him that Ben Shapiro exists.
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"Wait, I thought that was just a thing that people said," said Godzilla, pulling out his phone to look it up.
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
Questionable Arcana
All of a sudden, the entire cast of Jojo Part 5 appeared.
Maruki did nothing wrong.
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
"HOLY JUMPING CAESAR'S CATFISH!" Godzilla exclaimed.
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
Mickey Mouse walked to Jo, the mouse's face looking impatient.
"Aren't you also a Joestar?" said Mickey Mouse.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
"What's a Joestar?" asked Jo.
The Senate
"That," said Mickey, pointing to a star composed entirely of people named Joe.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me."I AM THE JOESTAR," said the Joe in the middle.
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
Everybody laughed at the joke.
And then the joestar started to furiously roll towards our heroes, mickey whipped out his keyblade in preperation.
you make me want to do terrible things to you~
The Senate
Unfortunately, keyblades do not do much against stars, as Mickey learned moments before being incinerated.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Somehow the golden orb was still glowing and brought Mickey back to life
Mickey also became an immortal god in the process and easily defeated the Joestar by throwing it back into space.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?mickey pulled out a set of wayfinders and gave them to our heroes, "this will keep our hearts from becoming lost" he said as he handed them out, "Aw man I wanted the red one not the pink one!" dante grumbled, jealous of godzilla's sick wayfinder.
you make me want to do terrible things to you~
"Weird Al" Yankovic ran out of the gas station cose by to Jo, screaming about how capitalization is important.
A Lonely Piece Of Pie
Unfortunately, the Joestar ended up circling the universe and landed on Mickey’s castle, blowing it up.
Sitting on a plate is like isolation. Yes, you'll be sad at first, but after a while, you'll accept it!
Questionable Arcana
The remaining pieces of the castle miraculously fell into a pattern resembling a mirror, subtly foreshadowing the cast’s greatest enemy yet.
Maruki did nothing wrong.
And that was when a messenger arrived on a unicycle.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
A Lonely Piece Of Pie
As soon as Jo saw the messenger, he fell in love (or infatuation).
Sitting on a plate is like isolation. Yes, you'll be sad at first, but after a while, you'll accept it!
"Hey messager, My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in, said Jo, touching his stomach.
Edited by Playing_with_boy on Mar 16th 2019 at 1:50:19 AM
"That's disgusting!" cried the messenger, "and beautiful; disgustingly beautiful."
A Lonely Piece Of Pie
The messenger tosses her long hair aside and whispers to Jo: "Just like my family."
Edited by LikeAPie on Mar 16th 2019 at 6:21:15 AM
Sitting on a plate is like isolation. Yes, you'll be sad at first, but after a while, you'll accept it!
There is no Planet B
She got of her unicycle, took the package she was supposed to deliver and looked Jo in in the eye intensely.
"Okay now this is epic," said Godzilla.
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."