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CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#826: Feb 19th 2019 at 9:28:55 PM

"Ira, I think we all need to get to the ship at this point," retorted Gabrielle, "Not just me."

Edited by CustardAndPie on Feb 19th 2019 at 11:29:27 AM

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
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#827: Feb 19th 2019 at 9:31:13 PM

hang on a sec...

Edited by kablammin45 on Feb 19th 2019 at 12:32:48 PM

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#828: Feb 19th 2019 at 9:32:33 PM

Listen, whatever matters Cleo has with you, we are doing more harm by staying still than moving. Let us just jog to the boat, and keep ira hidden by him walking behind us. The key is not to look suspicious. That's my plan, at least.

Huzzah
BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#829: Feb 19th 2019 at 9:36:04 PM

"Yes," Zeke hisses at Gabrielle, "We're all well aware of that, but we can stand upright, and you cannot. So don't blame me for puttin' more attention into your predica—"

It's then he's interrupted by Duane. Furrowing his brow, he mumbles and grumbles for a moment before relenting. "Yes, we're indeed running out of time here...this Cleo and her men could be drawing closer by the second..."

WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#830: Feb 19th 2019 at 9:37:28 PM

Sven wasn't expecting a "whichever you want" answer to his question, which leaves him awkwardly trying to make a choice...

During which time another conversation springs up among the group, leaving him feeling even more awkward standing there.

...and now the smaller mouse has come up with a different plan. At this, Sven has to voice his objections.

Uhh, will that even work? I mean none of you look like you'll hide his silhouette for very long...

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#831: Feb 19th 2019 at 9:38:57 PM

"I can stand up just fine, Zeke. I'm just a little lightheaded." Gabrielle replied, exasperated. "Besides, we're stallin' here. Making a big-ass deal about a little nosebleed's not helpin' Ira here!"

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
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#832: Feb 19th 2019 at 9:39:52 PM

The new guy's got a point. Can I just...how about I just copy one of you guys' forms for a few minutes while we run back or something? (Ira asks.) If anyone asks, I'm just someone's twin sibling from here or something? I really don't want to risk anyone from Cleo's ship seeing me, especially since I'm sure they all know what I look like when in my normal form.

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#833: Feb 19th 2019 at 9:39:54 PM

It's not about efficiency, it's about speed, and stealth. Cleo will not mind a group of crewmen if the crewmen seems like they don't need minding, y'know? My stressing is that Cleo's bound to see us if we sit around squabbling about which way is best. Duane is stressing this, anxiously peering out, toward Cleo's boat.

He hears Ira's plan. If you're doing it, do it now.

Edited by TacoBadger on Feb 19th 2019 at 11:40:29 AM

Huzzah
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#834: Feb 19th 2019 at 9:43:13 PM

At both Ira's suggestion the small mouse's new comment, a light bulb goes off in Sven's head. He snaps his fingers, perks his head up, and points to Ira.

Can you copy me?

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
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#835: Feb 19th 2019 at 9:47:39 PM

Sure, fine, let's go with that! (Ira says.)

(He does a second long haka and instantly copies Sven's appearance (clothes included).)

Okay, guys, let's get going! (Ira begins moving forward toward the ship.)


(Meanwhile, at the boat, the floating foreign object beside seems to have broken into pieces like an eggshell. A tail disappears through a porthole on the boat not far from where the pieces float.)

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#836: Feb 19th 2019 at 9:50:44 PM

"Excellent. Now let's make haste before this Cleo finds you." With that, Ezekiel is off without another word, the look of his gait somewhere between "attempting to be casual" and "just had an argument about how to effectively get back to the ship and is still frustrated from it".

CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#837: Feb 19th 2019 at 9:53:23 PM

Gabrielle stands up. She wobbles a little, but manages to stabilize herself and straighten her back.

Just act natural, don't give him away...

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#838: Feb 19th 2019 at 9:55:07 PM

Sven starts to run after Ira, but then remembers his fishing equipment and haul. He runs back to grab both, then catches up to the lizard posing as him.

He doesn't even think about how weird this is.

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#839: Feb 19th 2019 at 10:02:55 PM

Duane scurries behind, keeping an eye on Cleo.

Huzzah
Cabe_Bedlam Mila from the land of twilight, under the moon. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Mila
#840: Feb 19th 2019 at 10:17:41 PM

With the knife in hand, Tom examines the blade for a few seconds before bringing it down towards the whetstone and drawing the blade across its length at about a 15 degree angle, working it back and forth repeatedly on both sides of the blade, keeping the sharp side away from him as he works it. After the initial bit of sharpening, he looks up again to Kauri and temporarily pauses his work.

"Something like that, but I'll need some water to continue. Can you get a bucket of it for me?"

I need to update these things more often
shrubBird Shapeless wisp of wind from the depths of hell. Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Shapeless wisp of wind
#841: Feb 19th 2019 at 10:22:01 PM

"Ah, y-yes, sir!" Kauri says with a little salute before running off to find a bucket.

If I don't clash, I don't change. The world ends at my borders, and the best moments slip away.
Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from in my house Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#842: Feb 19th 2019 at 11:05:41 PM

Parada follows after the others once again, occasionally stealing worried glances at Gabrielle.

Once again, the barely audible snatches of a song float through the air. Gabrielle might feel a bit less lightheaded, though perhaps that was her imagination?

we will survive.
DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#843: Feb 20th 2019 at 11:20:54 AM

Melvin follows the group, although he has not at all been paying attention to the conversation that's been going on. Instead, he can't help but stare at Cleo's ship.

"Mmm... Cleo's got a nice vessel. She must be a powerful captain. What I wouldn't give to let her rob me..."

Edited by DrNoPuma on Feb 20th 2019 at 2:35:33 PM

Very good kitty
BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#844: Feb 20th 2019 at 11:24:39 AM

"I could get her things for you, you know that," Ezekiel absentmindedly mutters to Melvin.

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#845: Feb 20th 2019 at 11:47:11 AM

Y-Yeah, she's always been pretty good with sailing. (Ira says, giving Melvin a slightly bemused look.) Not as good with the decorating, though. She's one of those "pile-on-all-the-decor" types...


(If Kauri goes below deck as he looks for a bucket and looks toward the back, he'll see a large, blubber-y-looking creature asleep in the back corner. It appears to be covered in dark-green and beige fish scales, has reptilian arms but no legs, a fish-like tail, a shark-like face, and a dorsal fin on the top of its head. It is sleeping with a pleasant-looking smile on its face.)

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#846: Feb 20th 2019 at 12:00:31 PM

I’ll be, Melvin. Of all times, now’s when you fall for somebody? We don’t even know her, for pete’s sake... Duane sounds less disappointed and more bemused.

And of course it’s gotta be with Ira’s headhunter... ha!

Edited by TacoBadger on Feb 20th 2019 at 2:00:56 PM

Huzzah
DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#847: Feb 20th 2019 at 12:08:54 PM

"I-I'm not falling for her!" Melvin insists, despite blushing Through a Face Full of Fur. "I'm just admiring the value of her ship and possessions, that's all!"

Very good kitty
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#848: Feb 20th 2019 at 1:02:36 PM

So you're falling for her ship?

...

Sven's sense of socialization is kind of lacking right now.

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
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#849: Feb 20th 2019 at 1:06:36 PM

(At this point, Ira can't help but chuckle, even though they're talking about the dragon who will really ruin his day if she finds them. He finds himself imagining the potential awkwardness of such a situation and his chuckle winds up ending in a bit of a cringe.)

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#850: Feb 20th 2019 at 1:20:42 PM

"NOOO! You guys don't understand!"

Melvin buries his face in his arms and tries to run off, only to smack into the mast.

"Ow."

Edited by DrNoPuma on Feb 20th 2019 at 5:18:24 AM

Very good kitty

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