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unfortunatezorua Dank Explosion Murder from despacito spaghett ugandan chungus Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Dank Explosion Murder
Feb 3rd 2019 at 7:38:21 PM

Yeah, he could shock it into a crisp. Or alternatively deal with the spider like a normal person. Your choice.

...safely rescue a cat from a tree?

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aNinjaWithAIDS Her softness must be rated 9999 as well. from Royal Gyrdorea Adventurers' Academy Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Her softness must be rated 9999 as well.
Feb 3rd 2019 at 8:06:34 PM

Yes.

...read and/or communicate with more than one language?

I'll just put on some mood music for these two and their little moment here.
ArmoredFury Terror from the Deep from a descent to misery
Terror from the Deep
Feb 4th 2019 at 4:50:29 AM

I'd say yes. All Xeno speech are rendered in English for our convenience, but the opening of Battlefleet Gothic Armada 2 shows Trazyn speaking with Belisarius Cawl, who I assume can't speak the Necron language (because an Archmagos knowing xeno language is heresy, though to be fair Cawl had gotten away with far worse heresies before).

...sacrifice themselves for the greater good?

Armored Fury's resolve is tested...
unfortunatezorua Dank Explosion Murder from despacito spaghett ugandan chungus Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Dank Explosion Murder
Feb 4th 2019 at 5:01:33 AM

I mean he definitely could as much as any other person, but whether he actually would is up for debate.

...climb up a mountain 8000 ft tall in 30 minutes?

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johannes4123 In need of some axe cleaning from The southern parts of Norway Relationship Status: In denial
In need of some axe cleaning
Feb 4th 2019 at 5:36:19 AM

Yeah, I think so

...survive a fall from space

Axe? Check! Beard? Check! Victory? Check! Alright, were done here
Feb 4th 2019 at 10:17:25 AM

No. She'd be deader than dead. How would she even get to space, anyhow?

...trope his/her/their favourite work of fiction?

Edited by XFllo on Feb 4th 2019 at 7:17:49 PM

unfortunatezorua Dank Explosion Murder from despacito spaghett ugandan chungus Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Dank Explosion Murder
Feb 5th 2019 at 6:02:19 AM

He's kind of stupid so maybe not?

...swim?

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Tre forever free from nothing to something Relationship Status: Singularity
forever free
Feb 5th 2019 at 11:58:50 AM

Not in the first game. He learned how at some point before the sequel, and by the third and Origins he doesn't have to worry about even breathing underwater... dude's either real good at holding his breath, or grew some gills. :P

Can the next avatar solve a Rubik's cube?

it's okay. we don't have to fix it now
Weirdguy149 The Dead Man from The Flying Dutchman Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
The Dead Man
Feb 5th 2019 at 12:37:45 PM

No for two reasons. I don't think he's smart enough to solve a Rubik's Cube and he has a lobster claw, so it'd be pretty hard to fiddle around with it without breaking the cube into pieces.

...drive a car?

Do you fear death?
Zanreo I HAVE FURY! Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
I HAVE FURY!
Feb 5th 2019 at 12:49:59 PM

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/plant_watering_a_plant.jpg
You know what, I'm just gonna say "sure why not" because it would be funny to see Piranha Plant in Mario Kart. Time for it to be promoted from item x3

Play an instrument?

Edited by Zanreo on Feb 20th 2019 at 2:27:52 PM

"And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"
Feb 5th 2019 at 2:52:20 PM

Yes, the piano. Moderately well.

... ski?

johannes4123 In need of some axe cleaning from The southern parts of Norway Relationship Status: In denial
In need of some axe cleaning
Feb 6th 2019 at 10:06:31 AM

Depends, does shield-surfing count?

...do a back-flip?

Edited by johannes4123 on Feb 6th 2019 at 7:07:02 PM

Axe? Check! Beard? Check! Victory? Check! Alright, were done here
CosmosAndChaos He should be in a Street Fighter game already from Brazil Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
He should be in a Street Fighter game already
Feb 6th 2019 at 12:50:19 PM

I don't know, I think he can't.

...win a popularity contest?

Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Feb 6th 2019 at 6:50:45 PM

Spottedleaf Popsicle Hands from The JLA Sanctuary Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Popsicle Hands
Feb 6th 2019 at 12:51:16 PM

Probably not. She doesn't get out much.

...live on bread and cheese?

"You don't have to worry about me. I feel like I'm ready for anything."
KeironCioran A True Man from Across the Universe Relationship Status: What's love got to do with it?
A True Man
Feb 6th 2019 at 1:23:20 PM

...well he went to jail for stealing bread.

...sell china white heroin

He came on a summer's day / Bringing gifts from far away....
Nyperold I'll take this cupcake... AND EAT IT! from The ''between''
I'll take this cupcake... AND EAT IT!
Feb 6th 2019 at 2:03:56 PM

"It would theoretically be possible, but it is not something which I have the least desire to do."

...stand living in a place that gets subzero temperatures? (The 0 to which I'm referring is -17.78°C.)

How — and when — do you tell a philosophy it's adopted? What do you do when it wants to meet its birth adherents?
hanwen1234 Mihama's Ninja
Mihama's Ninja
Feb 6th 2019 at 11:18:58 PM

Nope. Rise's a Japanese idol; she's not used to subzero.

The 'Russian' Ninja
unfortunatezorua Dank Explosion Murder from despacito spaghett ugandan chungus Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Dank Explosion Murder
Feb 7th 2019 at 2:12:27 AM

Kaminari would obviously be able to do nothing seeing as there's no question there.

...swim in lava and not die?

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Feb 7th 2019 at 7:37:53 AM

No. She'd die even getting close to lava. Convection Schmonvection.

...take care of animals?

Edited by XFllo on Feb 7th 2019 at 4:38:46 PM

aNinjaWithAIDS Her softness must be rated 9999 as well. from Royal Gyrdorea Adventurers' Academy Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Her softness must be rated 9999 as well.
Feb 7th 2019 at 8:10:32 AM

Yes. Laura even did so once. It was just a healing spell to help a random cat's injury, but I would count that.

...read minds?

I'll just put on some mood music for these two and their little moment here.
TheWhiteWolf a from USA Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
a
Feb 7th 2019 at 10:54:21 AM

no

...Recite a really long poem?

"The suffering of others is the most amusing thing there is." - King Dedede, Hoshi no Kaabii
JTTWlover Smugseidon from Budding Pop planet Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Smugseidon
Feb 7th 2019 at 12:21:45 PM

Yes. Do you want to hear it?

…read a long book in a hour?

If there’s a book you want to read, but it hasn’t been written yet, then you must write it.- Toni Morrison
Weirdguy149 The Dead Man from The Flying Dutchman Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
The Dead Man
Feb 7th 2019 at 2:42:36 PM

He has enough free time to learn how to play the organ with his beard, so I don't see why not.

...survive for a long time in the zombie apocalypse?

Do you fear death?
Feb 7th 2019 at 5:06:39 PM

I'm gonna say yes. She's a resourceful lady and very fit.

...do the 30-mile-hop? Against St. Anthony?

hanwen1234 Mihama's Ninja
Mihama's Ninja
Feb 8th 2019 at 6:07:38 AM

...Again, Rise is a Japanese idol. She sure as hell won't make it.

...survive the entirety of Chaldea?

The 'Russian' Ninja

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