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PossiblyQuiteInsane Where am I? What's going on? from the other side of the mirror Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Where am I? What's going on?
#901: Dec 8th 2018 at 2:58:45 PM

Dodgeball - Rebecca

Rebecca watched as her roommate burst into flame. Tactically, it was a nice move, making her much harder to hit. The problem was that they were in what was to all appearances a regular gymnasium, and the window breaking clearly proved it wasn't indestructible.

Rebecca did not want to help explain how a dodgeball game burned down half the school. Guh, she wished she could solve this without more property damage.

Sighing, Rebecca used her powers to wrench a sewer pipe out of the floor and point it in Ash's direction as it spewed its disgusting flow. Hopefully her roommate would forgive her for this.

kkhohoho (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#902: Dec 8th 2018 at 2:59:48 PM

Gym — Laying Down the Law

As the ongoing dodgeball brouhaha continued to devolve into pure and absolute chaos, a sudden shrill whistle could be heard from the entrance. Standing in front of the door in his trademark white suit and holding a battered dodgeball in his left land was someone that no-one would have expected. It was the Saint. And he was not amused.

"Someone want to explain why this came crashing through my office? Or why it might as well be World War III?"

Kildozer whistled as well, hastily trying to make a show of discipline for the Principal. "Dagnabbit! Everyone, game's over! Try and make sure no-one's hurt. And if anything else is broken, you're all doin' 20!"

HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#903: Dec 8th 2018 at 3:08:21 PM

Well, that went well

Alex - Male Type stopped in their tracks, while Alex - Girl Edition was still fighting Devilball.

"S-Saint! Um, sorry sir!" they both chimed in. Truthfully, Alex hadn't really done anything to add to the destruction, but they felt a bit guilty all the same. "I think things just got uh... out of hand."

Understatement of the day.

"Why won't this ball go down?! Argh!"

Edited by HilarityEnsues on Dec 8th 2018 at 6:08:56 AM

NickTheSwing Since: Aug, 2009
#904: Dec 8th 2018 at 3:08:55 PM

Shane

Shane promptly climbed out through the fort's "door", and sighed, this was really the inevitable result of this sort of thing. These people had absolutely zero self control, and let momentary inklings take them up a creek they might have no paddle for.

He supposed it should probably be someone reasonable who explains - hence why he promptly marched up to The Saint and stated in a rather military manner, "Sir, the class was assigned to do superpowered dodgeball by the teacher in question. The entire exercise promptly deteriorated into chaos, leaving those of us who would've preferred to continue with the gym as normal to fend for ourselves. The vast majority of the students indulged in their worst, most destructive inclinations to be honest. Exploding dodgeballs, fire blasts..."

He looked around, "...a demonic ball...clones...fire tornado?...are these guys trying to win a sport or kill people for a terrorist organization?"

He sighed, "I apologize for not trying to be a voice of reason here."

Edited by NickTheSwing on Dec 8th 2018 at 3:13:11 AM

Enirboreh AKA Nixer from the domain of infinite floof. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
AKA Nixer
#905: Dec 8th 2018 at 3:11:54 PM

Gym

The tornado promptly dispersed with a final, though relatively harmless flare of flame, revealing an incredibly mussed, incredibly exhausted, and incredibly indignant Ash. The sewage had impacted her full force, and she was hacking up a storm. To the point where she couldn't even hold herself upright anymore. The pyro fell to her knees, retching up what sewage she could.

“Fff...fffuuuu...” she groaned, letting herself collapse onto her back and prompting another string of (thankfully hollow) coughs in the process. “#$&%... yeah I... oh I #$&%ing deserved that...”

She was shivering as she wiped away as much of the sludge she could, before unsteadily getting back up onto her feet and managing to stay there. Somehow. Despite swaying dangerously left and right.

”...#$&% it. I'm done. I'm out with this s***, man. Thank god it's #$&%ing over.”

She turned around, and made it all but one and a half steps before neatly faceplanting against the ground again. She let out a muffled groan, but didn't move any further—barring a slow, slight twitch of the head to look back at her roommate pleadingly.

“B-Becks? I-I kinda can't feel my legs anymore. Little help?”

The anxiety was apparent in her voice, even if the reason was pure exhaustion over any true damage. Guilt along with it was evident in her tone as well. Enough for her to turn her face back towards the ground again.

“Sorry, Becks. I #$&%ed up again, didn't I?”

Edited by Enirboreh on Dec 8th 2018 at 11:15:30 AM

bork
Blueace Surrounded by weirdoes from The End Of the World Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Surrounded by weirdoes
#906: Dec 8th 2018 at 3:13:54 PM

Sam just looked at the rest of the class with wide eyes.

"Man, good thing you aren't trying to kill each other" He said sarcastically.

"Hello, Saint sir" He said with a fake casual tone.

Ryuu, on the other hand, got up from his scaled form, taking special care to not put the others exposing his weak point. His sixth sense kept him safe from most of the madness going on.

Edited by Blueace on Dec 8th 2018 at 8:22:15 AM

Wake me up at your own risk.
SomethingRandom113 That Friend Nobody Likes from R'lyeh, the Pacific Ocean Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
That Friend Nobody Likes
#907: Dec 8th 2018 at 3:15:23 PM

Gym

Karl was awestruck by the Saint, as he should be, but when he heard Ash ask for help, he decided to pay him no mind - well, at least for now.

He walked over, helping the other pyrokinetic to her feet. "Are you alright?" he asked, an ever so slight tinge of concern in his voice, ignoring the sewage that stuck to both of his hands. "You were amazing, even if a few of your stunts were rather ill-advised..."

Edited by SomethingRandom113 on Dec 8th 2018 at 3:16:41 AM

Umm... so, I was here, I guess. If I wasn't, someone hacked my account. So, yeah.
UndyingPhoenix Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#908: Dec 8th 2018 at 3:21:41 PM

Gym

As the voice rang out and the game was brought to a screeching halt, Iona let out a sigh of relief. She looked at Dawn approaching, but for some reason heard nothing. Iona would have to ask Dawn to repeat herself the moment her face didn't feel so cold and squashed-

Iona had collapsed sideways suddenly, falling face-first on to the floor, limp and still. Bellpepper rushed over to her, pecking her urgently.

"I-Io? Iona?"

His voice cracked a bit even as he saw she was still breathing. The walls crumbled and the clone vanished, Bellpepper slowly shaking his head.

"Th-This ain't right...but she won't listen even to me these days..."

Benthelame With a side of fries! Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
With a side of fries!
#909: Dec 8th 2018 at 3:32:37 PM

Top scratched the back of his head somewhat nervously So that's the man himself huh? Wow. Since the moment he arrived on Earth he'd been hearing stories of The Saint and he had to admit, it didn't seem like there was much exaggeration at first glance."

Oliver smiled once again and struggled to maintain it. He had half a mind to walk up and sock Dante for pulling off the whole Saint Imposter thing again, but the urge faded when he caught sight of the same sitting on the court. This guy was the genuine article. "Whoa." He managed.

MichaelDj54 Since: Mar, 2010
#910: Dec 8th 2018 at 3:33:36 PM

Oh...oh wow. It was Saint! THE Saint! The actual saint!

Suddenly, the rip in his back didn't bother him all that much. Instead, he snapped to attention and saluted....along with the four tendrils.

Apologies, Mr. Saint, Sir! he wrote.

Starbound2 Since: Jan, 2001
#911: Dec 8th 2018 at 3:34:19 PM

GymTrackDodgeballCancelledWhatever - Felicity "Fluffy" Shepherd

Fluffy did a full 90 degree apology bow towards Headmaster Principal Progenitor Superhero Saint then raised her hand to respond to his inquiry - as Alex darting all about her trying to block Mikael's killer dodge ball that was intent on tagging her.

...

Fluffy gently tapped her palm against the ball as Alex momentarily stalled it. "You did it, Fluffy's out; yayyyy ball~"

As the ball unceremoniously dropped to the ground, Fluffy raised her hand again.

"Sorry about the window; I was protecting a teammate from getting hit by the flaming meteor ball by summoning winds to deflect and it... went through the glass and hit the office building..." Fluffy notably did not mention who sent the ball flying.

And bowed 90 degrees again. "Fluffy takes full responsibility, Mr. Saint! Was anyone hurt when it crashed through the building? Are our teachers alright? Fluffy will work on clean up and first aid if needed-"

thud

Fluffy quickly turned her head over to the sound of a person collapsing, seeing Iona passed out with Bellpepper looking over her worriedly. Fluffy immediately slid over and picked her up, though with only ordinary human strength and her short side she was struggling a bit. "C-Can someone help Fluffy get her to the nurse's?!"

Edited by Starbound2 on Dec 8th 2018 at 3:34:30 AM

RAlexa21th Zettai Ryouiki Enjoyer from California (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: I <3 love!
Zettai Ryouiki Enjoyer
#912: Dec 8th 2018 at 3:35:00 PM

When Hong Jian saw Saint, she almost had a heart attack, even though it should be impossible. She did bot dislike Saint, but their last encounter had made her quite nervous.

Continue writing our story of peace.
Enirboreh AKA Nixer from the domain of infinite floof. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
AKA Nixer
#913: Dec 8th 2018 at 3:37:09 PM

Gym

Ash managed a weak smile as Karl pulled her up instead, though she was gripping rather tightly onto his hands. At his words, however, she only looked down shamefully—the smile slowly fading away.

“Y-yeah... you ain't too bad either, Statue buuhhhhh...” she slurred, her eyes momentarily going glassy as she slumped against him—her legs giving out underneath her again. Thankfully for her already bruised face, the shock managed to reawaken her enough to grab him even tighter—face having gone a frightened pale as she slowly reasserted herself again.

“I don' fffffeel good... a-an' why am I seeing two o' you...?” she murmured, clumsily poking at the empty air next to the infernal's face. Her speech was degrading even further as she began to slowly sink down against him—eyes drooping as her grip weakened.

“Hey... look. Iona's all... Iona's all... she's all #$&%ed up too. Go... go help Fluffy check on 'er...” she whispered under her breath, barely managing to extend a finger towards the unconscious mage. “I-I'm just... really #$&%ing tired... I-I'll be fine.”

Edited by Enirboreh on Dec 8th 2018 at 11:45:41 AM

bork
guyshane Combat mode, engage Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Combat mode, engage
#914: Dec 8th 2018 at 3:42:19 PM

Gym

Jack dropped their tarot deck as soon as they saw The Saint enter. They swore softly to themselves and recovered them before slowly approaching. "Uhm, sorry for the mess we all made Mr. Saint....sir, but uh....could I maybe-"

They blushed and looked to one side. "Get you autograph please?"

-dramatic music ensues-
JumpingFruit An Ordinary Oddball from R'lyeh Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
An Ordinary Oddball
#915: Dec 8th 2018 at 3:53:50 PM

Perry's pets bolted for the string cheese, and the rest of the match was spent cowering in a corner, spiders having withdrawn to cover her as a form of living armor.

"Saint Guy, I so confused and not do anything. Killy Guy tell us use powers, not say how much. Match scary," she whined. "People get hurt."

She went over to her bundle and dug out a sandwich to eat.

I wear the skin of the Elder Things, having come unto my own.
FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#916: Dec 8th 2018 at 4:01:19 PM

Dawn, Oh No, Class Canceled

The arrival of The Saint himself would probably get some reaction out of Dawn if she wasn't so focused on Iona's well-being - or the startling lack of thereof. She was by the exhausted magician almost the moment she hit the ground, gently taking her from Fluffy's arms into her own, idly ruminating about how small Iona was. Then again, most people in her class would be small when held by her.

"...we'll have to make her listen, or else she'll burn herself out like this." She said quietly, looking down at Felicity. "Thank you for helping. I should be fine with her." But it seemed Ash too wasn't feeling so hot. What happened with her? Frowning, Dawn made her way over to the pyromaniac, gently picking her off Karl as well. It was fortunate to be seven feet tall sometimes.

"I'll carry them to the infirmary." She announced to the general public before looking down at Rebecca and Karl. "Would you like to come with? I'm sure she'll appreciate your company, too." Whether they wanted to or not, the blonde made her way to the place of healing.

On her way there, she addressed Bellpepper. "Did that happen often to Iona recently? Such a burn-out, that is."

Blueace Surrounded by weirdoes from The End Of the World Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Surrounded by weirdoes
#917: Dec 8th 2018 at 4:05:50 PM

Sam just walked to the little girl, and simply slipped into his cat form, patting her in the shoulder and giving her a smile.

"Are you OK?" He asked. Maybe like this, it'd be mildly comforting.

Wake me up at your own risk.
JumpingFruit An Ordinary Oddball from R'lyeh Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
An Ordinary Oddball
#918: Dec 8th 2018 at 4:07:34 PM

"Kitty," Perry said simply, petting Sam's head. "I okay now, thank you."

I wear the skin of the Elder Things, having come unto my own.
kagescorpionakki Breath of the Sun from Long Ago Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Breath of the Sun
#919: Dec 8th 2018 at 4:09:16 PM

Gym

"Oh, hey, Saint's here." Ellie noted, from where she and Mikael still sat.

"Well, that's that clusterfuck over, at least." Mikael smiled ruefully. "Fuckin' Ash, and her fireball shit. Could have burned down the building."

"Oh, like we were any better. Mr. 'possessed demon ball'." She teased.

"...fair enough." He grumbled. "I'm just glad this wasn't a real combat exercise. Also, never throw anything that hard at Perry again. She's tiny, it'd hurt her."

The couple rose, and Ellie giggled. "Is that your fatherly instinct to protect her kicking in, or what? Did you want us to adopt her?"

"We're a bit young for kids, babe." Nonetheless he smiled at the thought.

The two warped a second later, Ellie reappearing by Dawn, as the nun made to leave.

"Hey, I can teleport you to the Nurse, if you want." Ellie smiled, genuinely kind rather than her usual teasing grin, offering a hand. "Just grab on."

Mikael, on the other hand, scooped up his empowered ball, tossing it up and catching it a few times, feeling how his energy had changed it. He approached the Saint, wings retracting to leave him in his normal human form.

"My apologies as well, sir." He proffered the ball. "I know it's probably school property, but I empowered one of the dodgeballs to follow its targets relentlessly. And as you know, I can't un-empower things I've created. It's not dangerous, though, I assure you. Just... persistent."

What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?
UndyingPhoenix Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#920: Dec 8th 2018 at 4:10:31 PM

Gym - Bellpepper

Bellpepper shook his head at Dawn's question, jumping up to perch on Iona's face, looking down at her.

"N-No...the last time she was so angry, jittery and upset was when we first met, right after she had run away from home. After I helped her, things got better...just a little."

The sound of his beak tapping against her face every so often broke his silent moments. They sounded desperate.

"I'm her familiar...but also probably the closest thing she'd call a friend. Never thought a mortal would take on such a minor fire spirit like me on as their familiar."

tap tap tap

"Though I guess that's just how much she thought of me outside that."

Starbound2 Since: Jan, 2001
#921: Dec 8th 2018 at 4:22:38 PM

Off to the Nurse's Office - Felicity "Fluffy" Shepherd

"Mmm... I'll come along too," Felicity told Dawn, scurrying over to her side. "Iona hasn't been doing well these past few weeks... maybe I shouldn't have asked her to trace the wolf back, left it to the teachers... she's been stuck on that..."

Felicity gave Ellie a halfhearted wave as she teleported in; her mind was elsewhere at the moment.

FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#922: Dec 8th 2018 at 4:31:45 PM

Dawn, Fluffy Get, En Route To Nurse's Office

Dawn smiled at Ellie, but the smile felt strained, laced with worry. "Thank you, but we should be fine." And meanwhile, Bellpepper explained some things about Iona's past. So this was a first for her since the very first time when she and Bellpepper met... "Don't say that, Bellpepper. I'm sure you mean a great deal to her, but she's been stressed out recently." Due to more than a single thing, too. "She's probably not in full control of what she says."

Fluffy came with; a notion Dawn met with a grateful nod. "Then we are both to blame..." She muttered when the sheep girl mentioned her own worries. "You meant well, Felicity. Both that and the smear campaign from the media accumulated together and wore on her."

MichaelDj54 Since: Mar, 2010
#923: Dec 8th 2018 at 4:37:31 PM

Zach was so deep enthralled by the appearance of Saint, he just kinda...forgot about the thing in his back. He reached back after another sting shot his attention back and felt something warm...man, something DID tear, didn't it?

Pulling his hand back and inspecting it, he was greeted to the sight of black ink on his fingers.

Eyes going wide, he hid his fingers and quickly shuffled out to the infirmary.

why is it ink...? Oh man, why is it INK?

Edited by MichaelDj54 on Dec 8th 2018 at 6:37:53 AM

Enirboreh AKA Nixer from the domain of infinite floof. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
AKA Nixer
#924: Dec 8th 2018 at 4:40:02 PM

Gym → Nurse's Office

Ash let out a strange, garbled noise of protest when she was picked up, weakly attempting to claw her way out of Dawn's grip before going limp again as her exhausted brain finally registered that it would be a hopeless effort anyway. She didn't seem fully awake at this point, blinking slowly and oddly as her glassy gaze drifted over everything in sight in an unfocused manner.

“Don' like touch... 's weird... she complained, wriggling a little. “All... feel all numb an' s***. Fuuuuuuu...” she moaned, reaching up and pressing her hand against her temple. “Feel like s***, look like s***, smell like s***, covered in s***, performed like s***... why the ffff... why'm I here again?”

Edited by Enirboreh on Dec 8th 2018 at 12:41:02 PM

bork
CenturyEye Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign? from I don't know where the Yith sent me this time... Since: Jan, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
#925: Dec 8th 2018 at 4:42:59 PM

Gym Class


"Greetings Saint," Mahvash gave the man a small nod before watching the class pick itself up. And Shane make sure he escaped any blame. "We were playing dodgeball and that one was sent through the window." The daeva had hardly participated, but meh. It was her class.

"As this was gym class and this game is an exercise, much of the class went all out, or close to it. If we did not know them already, we'll learn each others' limits and play nicer in the future. Plus, we needed this exercise. We're still working out team dynamics." The sewer pipe croaked as it settled. "And proportional use of force."

"Ellie," she said to the demon when Dawn waved off the instant travel. It can't be that urgent then can it? "You might find Zachariah and Dante could use a lift."

Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our lives

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