WarMart! (Sort of a spiritual successor to Mall Fight)

I throw nails at everybody.

I grab an apple from the fruits department.

I cut the apple and Boy's hand with a Bowie Knife.

also say bump next time dammit

Edited by Siegfried1337 on May 13th 2019 at 5:24:48 AM

I have risen from my boxy grave! I get back into my shopping cart and start throwing oranges in multiple directions.

I get some tape, and tape my hand up.

I swerve by and swiftly rip the tape off of Playing's hand.

Edited by CustardAndPie on May 13th 2019 at 8:06:48 AM

I take With's bologna and throw it at Custard's face to blind her, then run at her with a large steak knife.

I clothesline Zorua with my bat, before immediately throwing my bat at Custard.

Blinded by the light bologna, I swerve, go flying through the warehouse (seriously, who didn't shut the damn door?!) and onto a nearby highway where... you can guess where this is going.

I respawn in the cereal aisle, where I begin making a fort out of cereal boxes.

I'm knocked over by the bat and accidentally stab myself. I end up respawning in the fruits section, where I start filling a cart with watermelons.

I discard one of my Bowie Knives in favor of a Firework, which I then fire into CustardAndPie's fort

I go over to the camera section, and throw a bunch of film at everybody in the store.

I spawned in an arts shop. I take a canvas and paint tubes, opening the tubes, before throwing the canvas at a random person there

“Hey, do you have”

I am slain by a flying canvas.

I then respawn in the freezers. It’s very cold, but at least there’s ice cream.

Squirt the paint tubes into people, hoping it will hit eyes, before running away into the meat section

(Edited it because realized this is Walmart and I think there's no elevator)

Edited by Billy5545 on May 31st 2019 at 11:42:47 PM

I get some glue, and squirt people in the eye with it.

Spawning in the Entrance I noticed some throwable media articles (read: C Ds, DV Ds, Bluray Discs). Grabbing some to defend myself and storming to the hygiene isle to hoefullg grab some stuff there.

I use a Stapler to try and staple some unlucky ones to the wall due to their clothing, is it effective, or not? Unfortunately, Reality Is Unrealistic and it doesn't work.

Edited by sabrina_diamond on Jun 3rd 2019 at 7:09:43 PM

Half of my fort has fallen, but it's okay because I can rebuild! Well, partially, until the next shipment of cereal come in, of course. The cereal provided such good padding and the bowie knife kind of ruined it.

In the mean time, the food aisle has now been booby trapped with Twizzler tripwires and mushy ghost pepper landmines. RIP to some unlucky person's eyeballs.

I throw water bottles everywhere.