WarMart! (Sort of a spiritual successor to Mall Fight)

Basically, every troper that joins starts off in the same place: in a Walmart. They can gather whatever they like from the shelves as long as it isn’t something like a knife or gun. The aim is to beat the bejeezus out of eachother using whatever they find. They can also craft together the items to make something useful, ala Dead Rising. Also, certain actions can sometimes change the arena, like using too many fire weapons activates the sprinkler and floods Walmart. Everyone in this thread, for the sake of being fair, is a normal human being with no supernatural powers. Even if a player is killed, they just respawn, so the game can theoretically be played indefinitely.

To start off: I spawn in Walmart and mount a shopping cart.

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I take a blowtorch off a shelf and open it.

I run my shopping cart into you, hoping to explode your blowtorch. I hop out before it hits you and go to the cereal aisle.

I jump onto the shopping cart and slow it down, then stash my blowtorch and 20 nearby 30-pound sledgehammers into it. I mount the shopping cart and look around the aisles for victims and other useful weapons.

I hit you in the kiwis with a Lucky Charms box. If you’re a girl, I just beat you on the head with the box.

I hit you in the gut with an Xbox One Box and a DVD Player, then shoot a shaked soda bottle in your face

I am blinded by the soda and am helpless to stop Composer's shopping cart. I get flattened.

I respawn on a light at the top of the Walmart.

I spawn in Walmart, grab a cart, and immediately dashed to the entertainment section to fill up my cart with DVDs and Blu-rays to throw at other Tropers.

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Nov 10th 2018 at 5:14:13 AM

I jump off the light, and land on you, but I break my shin in the process.

Luckily I anticipated that and left spilled milk all over the floor and spilled soda to make it sticky, I also grabbed some tools from the home section such as hammers

I throw a DVD at Tales and laugh.

I join on the fun by playing loud horns over the speakers

I slap some folded onesies over the loudspeakers, attaching them with duct tape. I then use the rest of the duct tape to create some booby traps.

I run to the drinks aisle and grab a bottle.

I go into the dairy aisle, get a jug of chocolate milk, and then go over to where Hyper is, twist the cap off the chocolate milk jug, and dump the milk all over his/her head.

I smash the bottle into Chey's head.

I drink the leftover chocolate milk and use the resulting energy boost to kick Chey into a pile of soup cans. They are stuck in the pile until they Solve the Soup Cans.

Runs up behind you brandishing Paintball gun: *Click* Hello.

I steal ben's gun and run to the eletronics aisle.

I give chase and lug a bowling ball at your head after grabbing it from a nearby shelf.

Edited by Benthelame on Nov 10th 2018 at 10:21:57 AM

I duck and shoot you with my paint gun.

"Shot with my own gun? This Cannot Be!!" I respawn in the same section and grab a Pool Cue, spinning it deftly as I leap towards you with a kick.

I crawl to the nearest shopping cart.

I make a duct tape tripwire in front of the shopping carts, causing Hyper to go flying and crash on top of the carts.