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TroperNo9001 Marshmallow Goat from Home Relationship Status: In another castle
Marshmallow Goat
Dec 21st 2018 at 6:16:41 PM

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She's an Eccentric Mentor like Dumbledore, and I can see her promoting science.

Mall Santa

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jan 9th 2019 at 2:10:34 AM

"Do not worry about me. Someone has to take care of these flowers." Art by Blushily
VengefulBale A princess and her borb knight from Mexico Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
A princess and her borb knight
Dec 21st 2018 at 6:56:52 PM

Meta Knight may look gruff but he's a sweetheart, same with Lucina they will make a good job entertaining children.

The Starscream

Edited by VengefulBale on Dec 21st 2018 at 8:59:28 AM

"Post-Christmas winter cuddles"
PresidentStalkeyes Would you buy a used sword from THIS Dragobold? from Soskau Guildhall
Would you buy a used sword from THIS Dragobold?
Dec 21st 2018 at 8:35:59 PM

Not sure why you'd want to hire a Starscream, unless it's a deliberate ploy to stop yourself from getting too complacent in your victories. In that case, Zedan would be perfect, being the kind of Psycho for Hire that loves a good and bloody challenge, but loves it slightly less than he loves getting paid boatloads of cash - so if your paychecks start to bounce, you're in big trouble. That's got to be a motivating factor, if nothing else. :V

Bus Driver.

"Hzzn... zzhay, you ever wanted to go to heaven? I offer guided tourzh!" (Art by Nut-Case)
HyperReal Way too much effort. from Earth Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Way too much effort.
Dec 21st 2018 at 8:38:39 PM

Just look at him. He's already driving a mecha. Surely he can handle driving a simple bus.

Researcher.

uncanny.
Murataku Likes: Money, Fire, Booze from Straya Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Likes: Money, Fire, Booze
Dec 22nd 2018 at 2:27:38 AM

Gomez would throw himself into it with as much enthusiasm as he does everything else. Also, he's interested in tonnes of weird shit already, so he's got a head start!

Backup Dancer

What? They're my orphans, I can do what I want to them. You don't like it, get your own.
TroperNo9001 Marshmallow Goat from Home Relationship Status: In another castle
Marshmallow Goat
Jan 8th 2019 at 10:10:57 PM

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As a Gem, she dances with others to fuse.

Surgeon

[down] That's not how it works. You have to explain why your current avatar's fit for the job, not pick one who's best suited for it. In fact, there's a thread for that.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jan 17th 2019 at 1:21:33 AM

"Do not worry about me. Someone has to take care of these flowers." Art by Blushily
4WD [REDACTED] from The Middle of Nowhere
[REDACTED]
Jan 8th 2019 at 10:46:09 PM

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/haruna_kantai_collection_drawn_by_tottsuman__65c168294bde07545fe80342ca5b599d.jpg I promise you that her patients will be alive and well as Abyssals after their operations.

Tailor

Funposting is fun.
johannes4123 Probably not a pyromaniac from Not in outer space
Probably not a pyromaniac
Jan 13th 2019 at 12:54:05 PM

He's really good at gathering materials, got a keen hand-eye coordination and the largest selection of clothes in all of Hyrule

Archaeologist

Edited by johannes4123 on Jan 13th 2019 at 9:55:25 PM

There are two kinds of problems, those that can be solved by setting things on fire and the ones you should run away from
JTTWlover Reader of books from Budding Pop planet Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Reader of books
Jan 13th 2019 at 1:03:25 PM

He/She/Itís a Friend to All Living Things.

Actor/Actress

Edited by JTTWlover on Jan 13th 2019 at 10:18:52 AM

If thereís a book you want to read, but it hasnít been written yet, then you must write it.- Toni Morrison
TroperNo9001 Marshmallow Goat from Home Relationship Status: In another castle
Marshmallow Goat
Jan 13th 2019 at 5:15:17 PM

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She can shapeshift and act out the role.

I'll try this again: Surgeon

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jan 17th 2019 at 1:21:20 AM

"Do not worry about me. Someone has to take care of these flowers." Art by Blushily
burinnu Time for snow from Someplace Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
Time for snow
Jan 13th 2019 at 6:44:52 PM

Ice Bear can do pretty much anything, given enough time.

Kindergarten teacher.

Edited by burinnu on Jan 13th 2019 at 9:45:17 AM

Mantra of Internet Patience: "lol whatever, that's your opinion."
unfortunatezorua Destroyer Of Peace from Despacito Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Destroyer Of Peace
Jan 15th 2019 at 12:08:37 AM

Ene's pretty fun and spunky, I'd imagine she'd be at least half decent at entertaining kids.

Pastry baker

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
johannes4123 Probably not a pyromaniac from Not in outer space
Probably not a pyromaniac
Jan 16th 2019 at 9:07:38 AM

Link can easily gather whatever ingredients he would need and can cook pretty much anything in a matter of seconds

A lumberjack

There are two kinds of problems, those that can be solved by setting things on fire and the ones you should run away from
TroperNo9001 Marshmallow Goat from Home Relationship Status: In another castle
Marshmallow Goat
Jan 16th 2019 at 9:22:40 AM

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It may not be her directive, but she can use her Arm Cannon to blast trees.

Beta tester

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jan 23rd 2019 at 12:44:44 AM

"Do not worry about me. Someone has to take care of these flowers." Art by Blushily
ArmoredFury Armored Fury and his shotgun fetish from the distance
Armored Fury and his shotgun fetish
Jan 16th 2019 at 9:55:01 AM

M590 is very meticulous. She'll make sure every inch of the program tested and checked for bugs every time, no matter how small the differences are between versions. SPAS-12 is... less reliable, but keep some food within her arms' reach and she'll do just as well.

Event organizer.

Hallelujah, praise the God damn day.
unfortunatezorua Destroyer Of Peace from Despacito Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Destroyer Of Peace
Jan 16th 2019 at 7:47:23 PM

Kano would be about as capable as anyone else, though given his personality the event might turn out more comedic/ridiculous than anything.

Military general

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
dutchguy1986 from Somewhere in the universe. Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Jan 17th 2019 at 7:58:00 AM

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They/it might not be the best at tactics and strategy but can easily defeat most armies, a small enough of soldiers might a bit more difficult though due to their size.

Stand-up comedian

TroperNo9001 Marshmallow Goat from Home Relationship Status: In another castle
Marshmallow Goat
Jan 22nd 2019 at 8:45:23 AM

She can make a pun or two, courtesy of a certain skeleton in blue. (Hey, that rhymed!)

Diplomat

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jan 23rd 2019 at 12:45:45 AM

"Do not worry about me. Someone has to take care of these flowers." Art by Blushily
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