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TroperNo9001 Love Thy Self from Sugar Rush Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Love Thy Self
#1: Oct 27th 2018 at 11:43:47 PM

I'll post a job opening, real or fictional, then the next poster will explain why their avatar is qualified for the position, regardless whether or not they already have a job. The poster will then post another job opening, and the cycle repeats.

Got it? Let's start!

Bounty hunter

Rancis may look like a party on the outside, but he's all business on the inside. He has bright eyes and even brighter ideas...
dave_the_assassin Light and Hope from France, New World Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Light and Hope
#2: Oct 28th 2018 at 12:01:33 AM

Q, being the Gadgeteer Genius he is, knows more than a few weapons to use against enemies.

Prince/princess (depending on the gender)

Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#3: Oct 28th 2018 at 6:56:19 AM

He’s actually a prince, royal blood and all.

Though a majority of his subjects were killed off due to them being a dangerous warrior race.

President!

Edited by RandomWriter413 on Oct 28th 2018 at 8:56:28 AM

VengefulBale Dagded Dujardin from The Universe (it's his room) Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Dagded Dujardin
#4: Oct 28th 2018 at 1:54:26 PM

He is a ghost with Reality Warper powers and control over fire, he can also transform technology into Eldritch Locations and can teleport/fly.

He'll easily be in the position of persuading

Edited by VengefulBale on Oct 28th 2018 at 3:19:35 AM

"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Zanreo Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
#5: Oct 28th 2018 at 2:10:10 PM

Since no new job was mentioned in the last post...

Chef

"Leftover items still have value!"
TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#6: Oct 28th 2018 at 5:16:57 PM

Do I even need to explain this?

Firefighter?

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
TropesForever from TropesForever Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I love you for psychological reasons
#7: Oct 28th 2018 at 5:23:13 PM

Sackboy can simply use the Unlethalise Tool to put out fires.

Teacher

EeveeGirlChey Not stupid or expendable. from the Liberator Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Not stupid or expendable.
#8: Oct 28th 2018 at 5:30:00 PM

Ford will do a good job teaching about life, the universe, and everything! He'll also teach people a few things about mixing cocktails. wink

Record producer.

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Zanreo Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
#9: Nov 2nd 2018 at 5:06:28 AM

He'd get the performers all excited to do their best, and as a store manager he'd know something about making things sell and look appealing which would make him want to get the songs to sound as good as possible

Lawyer

"Leftover items still have value!"
Weirdguy149 The King Without a Kingdom from Lumiose City under development Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
The King Without a Kingdom
#10: Nov 2nd 2018 at 5:39:38 AM

He's good at intimidating opposing witnesses.

Mall cop.

It's been 3000 years…
TroperNo9001 Love Thy Self from Sugar Rush Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Love Thy Self
#11: Nov 2nd 2018 at 5:40:53 AM

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[up][up]The Human can show mercy to the defendants and easily settle arguments, though being a child, it would take more than just that to help them win their cases.

[up]They could... um... talk down the criminals like they always would? [nja]

Warrior

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Nov 11th 2018 at 6:54:04 PM

Rancis may look like a party on the outside, but he's all business on the inside. He has bright eyes and even brighter ideas...
VengefulBale Dagded Dujardin from The Universe (it's his room) Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Dagded Dujardin
#12: Nov 2nd 2018 at 6:20:24 AM

Tom is a good option to hire, his magic and fire powers are great assets for any business.

Plus, he may have a temper but lately he's been tamer and calmer so it won't be much of an issue.

So Cook

Edited by VengefulBale on Nov 2nd 2018 at 7:48:49 AM

"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
wingedcatgirl I'm helping! from lurking (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
I'm helping!
#13: Nov 2nd 2018 at 6:38:43 AM

Back home we have a formal ranking system for this sort of thing and I'm literally the maximum possible rank. Here, taste this chirashi-zushi. That'll answer all your questions.

(Aren't a lot of people level 70 culinarians...?) Shush, you. Obviously I'm not gonna tell them that.

(And does "so cook" mean something different from just "cook"?) I can cook anything, so it doesn't matter. (Sure, let's just... casually assume that. That can't go wrong.)

Job opening of the day: Gardener.

Edited by wingedcatgirl on Nov 2nd 2018 at 6:40:12 AM

Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
Spottedleaf The Ice Queen Since: Aug, 2018 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Ice Queen
#14: Nov 2nd 2018 at 6:41:52 AM

Caitlin knows a lot about biology; taking care of plants shouldn't be too hard for her.

Barber.

HyperReal Facing the consequences. from the alternate universe where everyone went crazy Since: Sep, 2018 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Facing the consequences.
#15: Nov 2nd 2018 at 6:57:40 AM

This boi did his own hair.

Office Worker.

Toby Fox is the only person to make an mpreg homestuck rock opera and then compose music for smash bros.
ArmoredFury wtf i love oil & gas industry now from a dark, moonlit road, pushing onwards (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Plastic Love
wtf i love oil & gas industry now
#16: Nov 2nd 2018 at 8:58:22 PM

Washington might not look like the type that's suited for a desk job (she really isn't), but being in the upper echelons of a navy, she has plenty of experience in dealing with paperwork.

Tactical Commander

Distant wars call my name, preaching of bloodshed...
DingoWalley1 Asgore Adopts Noelle Since: Feb, 2014 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
Asgore Adopts Noelle
#17: Nov 2nd 2018 at 9:27:42 PM

He brought his own gun!

Gourmet Chef.

TroperNo9001 Love Thy Self from Sugar Rush Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Love Thy Self
#18: Nov 2nd 2018 at 9:52:32 PM

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/img_1315.PNG

They got cooking lessons from Undyne. Oh wait...

Referee

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Nov 11th 2018 at 6:53:55 PM

Rancis may look like a party on the outside, but he's all business on the inside. He has bright eyes and even brighter ideas...
lewattoo Fly Air Madeline from Planet Auguste Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Fly Air Madeline
#19: Nov 2nd 2018 at 10:04:56 PM

He really hates seeing people get hurt for no good reason. Very good conflict mediator, stands firm, keeps his cool.

Secretary

Edited by lewattoo on Nov 2nd 2018 at 10:05:28 AM

"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015
PINNACLE OF MAN
#20: Nov 3rd 2018 at 2:14:15 AM

Slavishly loyal, keeps in check a surprisingly large amount of things.

Massage therapist.

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Tre 82123 from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
82123
#21: Nov 4th 2018 at 9:29:48 PM

Who better to provide precise spinal relief than a good-hearted fellow with a big head and little arms?

Late night talk show host.

oh, that's why I need this binary mind //
EeveeGirlChey Not stupid or expendable. from the Liberator Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Not stupid or expendable.
#22: Nov 4th 2018 at 10:39:46 PM

Well, he's snarky for starters, meaning he can make tons of jabs. He'd be a ratings juggernaut!

Radio show host

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
TheWhiteWolf (ON INDEFINITE HIATUS) from the Restaurant at the End of the Universe Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
#23: Nov 11th 2018 at 1:55:46 AM

Rux is a musician, so he could talk about music and his experiences in the industry on his show.

Army sergeant

She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
HyperReal Facing the consequences. from the alternate universe where everyone went crazy Since: Sep, 2018 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Facing the consequences.
#24: Nov 11th 2018 at 2:00:04 AM

Giygas is quite intimidating. He can also use mind-affecting powers to control people.

Gourmet chef.

Edited by HyperReal on Nov 11th 2018 at 2:00:35 AM

Toby Fox is the only person to make an mpreg homestuck rock opera and then compose music for smash bros.
dave_the_assassin Light and Hope from France, New World Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Light and Hope
#25: Nov 12th 2018 at 3:50:46 AM

Starlight Glimmer and Sunburst can use magic. Sunburst, being the knowledgeable pony he is, only needs to find it, show Starlight the recipe and the magical applications and she proceeds to master the magic needed to cook it.

School headmaster.

Edited by dave_the_assassin on Nov 12th 2018 at 6:51:17 PM

Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."

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