You sneeze, and the elephants are so scared that they run off sage, killing you in the process.
I am posting the Tropers: The Series.
Strongest In History
You chainsneeze for so long that you forget the plot, and instead jump in and ask for the season two recap in-character.
I am training to reach the upper level.
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"
You sneeze, and some guy called Ah Choo, who happens to be sick and tired of his Punny Name snaps from The Last Straw and beats you up.
I'm taking my dog outside to resolve a Potty Emergency.
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Oh Captain!~
You blow down the fence, and your neighbor yells at you for letting your dog poop in their yard.
I am in deep sleep.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
I'm back, I guess.
You suddenly hiccup... in your dream.
I am watching Love Live! stuff in my room.
I can't think of a good signature.
You chainsneeze, and get a bunch of mucus all over your screen, and can't see anything.
I am dabbing on the haterzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
You sneeze right in between dabs, your uncovered sneeze goes spewing all over the place. The haterz all sue you for doctor bills when they come down with influenza.
I am impatiently riding a slow camel.
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Feb 2nd 2020 at 4:04:03 AM
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BORK
When you demand your camel to move quickly, your sneeze ends up panicking the camel to the point where he runs into a giant dust devil, flinging both you and the camel to places unknown (with broken bones).
I'm making an Origami dragon. Google Snake Game.
When you sneeze, the origami dragon comes to life and breathes fire at you.
You are visiting a wildlife park.
In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!
You're enjoying the sights, having fun as you see animals running around. Suddenly, your allergies start to act up and you sneeze, and the forest grows silent. Aw, man...
You're in the middle of a LAN party.
When I get up to get snacks, I sneeze and trip over the power cord, pulling it out of its socket and forcibly shutting down the computers, losing all unsaved progress on the game.
I am impatiently riding an elephant that's even slower than the camel.
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Braids From S286 Not Included
Your sneeze startles it, and it goes on a rampage and kills several people in its path. You also fall off its back and break your spine.
I'm having an interview with a prospective employee.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"The interviewee takes a sip of coffee and sneezes it back out, frying all your servers. The database administrator starts sobbing and tearing his hair out, before picking a fight with the interviewee. They clobber each other and both end up in the hospital. Your customers all have No Sympathy when you tell them We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties and they take their business to rival companies. Your company goes bankrupt and you are Driven to Suicide.
I am in a Potions class with Professor Snape.
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the cake is an alternative fact
You sneeze directly into the cauldron. Your snot undergoes a chemical reaction with the potion which causes the whole thing to blow up in your face. Snape takes off 1000 points from your house and everyone hates you for the rest of the year.
It is 2:35 am and I am staying up on TV Tropes while my partner is sound asleep right next to me.
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Oh come on! This is too easy! You sneeze, your partner wakes up, and he/she gets angry at you. Seeing as how he/she is with some guy/girl who is addicted to TV Tropes, they break up with you and you're Driven to Suicide.
I'm thinking about what to put here.
You say, "I have an ideaaachoo!" and break the lightbulb above your head.
Bad guys with machine guns are taking over the building.
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the cake is an alternative fact
One guy sneezes and accidentally hits the trigger while facing the rest of the bad guys, firing a volley of machine gun fire at his comrades and killing them all instantly.
I am playing video game.
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
What comes up
You sneeze, distracting you so the final boss gets you with his one hit kill attack, and he had only 10 hp left.
Scuba diving in a shark cage.
"So I'm going to be a hero. I'll make that money...So that my mom and dad can have easier lives!"The scuba diver sneezes out her regulator. The person at the winch (somehow) witnesses this, panics, and raises the shark cage too fast, causing the scuba diver to get the bends. That's Gotta Hurt!
The next poster got a BB gun as a Christmas present. ![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
You forgot the sneeze.
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Feb 24th 2020 at 3:04:20 AM
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just some guy.
You accidentally shoot yourself in the face.
TNP is watching the Rainbow Monkeys movie.
My sneeze spills popcorn and scatters it everywhere, so my fellow movie-watchers throw me out the nearest window.
Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody has just learned about the Corona virus.
Edited by Miss_Desperado on May 20th 2020 at 1:30:59 AM
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You cough near him. Unfortunately, the tired and confused Moody has learned of the symptoms, and he swiftly locks you away before you can spread the virus you don’t even have.
You are about to land on Mars.
Edited by Routeferret on May 21st 2020 at 10:43:36 AM
I reach for a lever, sneeze and pull the WRONG LEVER, dumping out our nitrogen so that we die from too much oxygen
. WHY do we even HAVE that lever?
The next poster is searching for a unicorn.
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Not a Fragile Flower
You sneeze, and a glob of snot comes out in the shape of a unicorn. My quest is as complete as it's going to get.
I am whetstone sharpening my kitchen knives. (yeah, this'll end well) "Get me a gun, I'm a soldier; but put me in that suit and I'm a superhero." - Gunnery Sgt Roberta "Bobbie" Draper MMC
You sneeze so hard, you...
I am filming a sitcom with trained elephants acting as office cubicle workers.
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