You sneeze and accidentally fire the gun killing the vampire. Then all his friends break into your house and torture you to death for revenge.
I'm flying through space.
You sneeze, and to avoid staining your helmet, you take it off.... and your head explodes.
I am enjoying a Christmas roast.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”You cough while eating your food, and choke on it.
I type a post on forum games.
You sneeze and due to your typing can't cover your mouth in time and end up dirtying your monitor.
I'm buried alive.
You burp, and some Trigger-Happy Vampire Hunter among the buriers hears that and mistakes you for a vampire who ate someone and did a Burp of Finality. More Dakka with silver bullets ensues.
I am a spy trying to find an ally spy via Trust Password.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.You cough, thus screwing the overly-specific password up. Because of this you never find the ally spy, thus allowing you to be captured. Your country is now doomed.
I am walking down a hallway.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideYou cough, and interrupt the millions of kids who are taking a test.
I am listening to one of my favorite jazz records.
a) You start hiccuping in time to the beat and drive yourself insane wondering how it happened.
b) You sneeze so hard, you blow the needle out of place, interrupting the song with a loud scratch.
I am attempting a diplomatic negotiation with a dragon.
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Oct 23rd 2018 at 2:04:25 AM
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.You sneeze, but the dragon mistakes this for a pitiful attempt at breathing fire. He sees it as an attack and kills you for it.
I’m attempting to kill SCP-682.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.You're attempting to kill SCP-682 using custom pepper spray made from ghost peppers. SCP-682 sneezes the spray back into your face. While you're crumpled in agony, SCP-682 exploits the chaos to breach containment.
I am reprogramming a Terminator.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.You sneeze, and the resulting residue gets on the fragile, expensive future tech. Luckily for you, the Terminator bricked! Not.
I am staring down a genocidal god possessing the body of a suddenly jacked 14-year old.
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"He sneezes, and, due to his powerfulness, kills 1 person.
I help Candle Jack with his abductions.
You sneeze and Candle Jack comes and
I'm watching the world exploding.
Edited by TheBlueHour on Oct 31st 2018 at 6:02:01 AM
You're watching from a spaceship. You sneeze, your forehead jerks forward and hits the spaceship's Big Red Button marked "Self-destruct". Why do we even have that button?
I'm riding a Tauntaun on Hoth.
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Oct 31st 2018 at 7:46:23 AM
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.You sneeze, and fall off of it.
I am listing shapes.
You sneeze, and the Sadistic Teacher docks points on the pop quiz oral exam because "Ahchoo is not a shape!"
I am Writing Lines.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.You sneeze and slam your eye into the pencil because of it, and then you die.
I am t-posing in front of my friends for some photos
Certified Evil Genius and CommanderYou sneeze and end up dabbing to cover it, making the photo more cringeworthy.
I am babysitting my neighbor's kid.
He and Woody can open a woodworking shop together.I am jumping in a bungee with my friends
Edited by VengefulBale on Nov 11th 2018 at 9:18:47 AM
Certified Evil Genius and CommanderOne of your friends sneezes so hard, he staggers off the cliff before his bungee is attached. Splat.
I'm in a Zany Cartoon, ready to drop an anvil on my arch-nemesis.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.You sneeze and drop it early, causing it to fall on your friend's head instead.
I am making a viral video.
He and Woody can open a woodworking shop together.You sneeze hard enough that your head is slammed against your camera and you break it.
I am running in the park, it's a beautiful, sunny day.
Certified Evil Genius and CommanderYou sneeze so hard you manage to propel yourself upward, out of the Earth's atmosphere, and into the sun.
I am waiting in line at a fast food place.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideYou sneeze so hard that you cover the employees and clients in snot and you get violently kicked out, eventually getting hit by a truck because you were too dazed to see it coming.
I am posting things in TVTropes
Certified Evil Genius and Commander
One poster describes a scenario. The next poster finds a way to make things worse with a well-placed sneeze, cough, hiccup, etc, then describes a new scenario for the next troper to make things worse. E.g.
Troper 1: An Enthralling Siren is once again luring sailors to a watery grave.
Troper 2: She gets the hiccups in the middle of her song, breaking the spell and getting the attention of a nearby sea serpent. Siren and sailors are both devoured.
Troper 2: A Terminator demands Bob's clothes while Bob's neighbor Charlie and a dog are napping on their porch.
My turn: Charlie coughs, the Terminator looks over and realizes Charlie's clothes are a better fit than Bob's clothes. As soon as the Terminator steps onto Charlie's property, the dog wakes up and attacks. The Terminator ends up terminating Bob, Charlie, and the dog.
I get the not-so-bright idea to hold a vampire at gunpoint.
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Oct 20th 2018 at 1:18:49 AM
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.