Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here
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Also, the host reservation list is here
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ANNOUNCEMENT: Event cut
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post
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And that should be that. Here's a save
of the simulation, just so you know what to expect.
Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on May 5th 2025 at 4:10:01 AM
Welcome back to the Hunger Games Simulator! I am your host, Berdly! We have a special guest host with us today, Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz!
*Cześć!* It’s a pleasure to be here hosting this game with you!
No problem, man! Let’s get into the good part, shall we?
Go ahead!
Day
1
- Mami tries… Something, but I don’t know what…
- *O cholera!* Grand Pabbie almost hot launched out of a cannon by King K. Rool! Luckily he dodged, haha!
- Clawdeen kinda based, not gonna lie. Louie not based.
- Maybe they were scared of you because you had a gun last round, so they exploded in fear?
- That’s quite the trial, I’m glad it’s not deadly.
- I wonder what the potion does, make you smell like feet? *FUJ!*
- How nice of you, Dragondoran.
- It seems we have a streak of generosity coming on! *Super!*
- Streak broken! Elanor went crazy!
- Well, I’m not sure what a piece of cheese can do without being talked about, since pieces of cheese aren’t usually this… Err… Sentient.
- At last, a reference I get! Kyte is now Pink Floyd, and I bet he’s gonna get crapped on by the giant butt real soon! Or not…
- We feel you, Taroimo…
- More kindness, and still no kills!
- First ki… Nevermind, they survived.
- It’s all too familiar… If you’ve watched or played anything with a villain ever.
- GoodTimes continues being a massive *kurwa*… How ironic.
- I wonder how gross that vending machine is...
- Ah, a normal day in the world… You can’t go a day without arguing about that.
- Well the sponsor must’ve been the PE Class they did bad in if they’re so upset.
- FINALLY, SOME ACTION! Asim is the first killer this round, congrats! I don’t like Caesar Salad anyways. Oh, and Wisp just kinda… Died by their own hand? I can’t really describe it.
- That’s very Word Salad of you…
- Generosity is real, and so is the Prince song I Will Die 4 U.
- If you can’t beat em’, join em’!
- Plot Twist: Mila is a big Young MC fan!
- No time travel this time, but President Snow has fallen!
- Let’s have a Barbecue! Delicious!
- DK is a Professional Hypnotist, who knew?
- THEY’RE DUKE NUKEM, BABYYYY!!!!
- That’s deep…
- Brittany, only a *kurwa* would do that! You’re better than this!
- A minifigure of some random woman? How is that supposed to be helping?
- I wish you a safe recovery, Epicdog.
- Just share it, Zenitsu! Don’t be selfish!
- I can’t imagine eating that. I’m glad he didn’t bite it.
Results
Stabbed Caesar Salad Meme (Nominator- Point Maid)
Wisp (Nominator- Letooce)
Bambietta (Nominator- Justkong033
Fallen Tropers: Point Maid
King K. Rool- 2
Kim- 2
Elanor- 2
Dust Mite- 2
Wisp- 1
Cristina Vee- 1
Louie- 1
Gus- 1
Asim- 1
That was quite a pacifist round, only 3 tributes died. But that was still enough to eliminate Point Maid… Thank you for being here, Grzegorz!
My pleasure. I must be heading back to Poland now.
So long! We’ll catch up in 6-12 Hours with guest host Pythor P. Chumsworth!
Edited by TheRealBerdly on Jul 16th 2023 at 2:39:58 PM
He has returned, but WHY?As expected of my villain nomination, they usually got Adaptational Nice Guy treatment, not killing anyone, and even helped other tributes, but for Bambietta, she even does Heroic Sacrifice to save other tribute as well, RIP.
Moni..Mo..Moni..MoniI'm not surprised Kage is guilty. Just look at him.
Also, thank you for sparing Mia, Lucia.❤
Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Jul 16th 2023 at 4:06:56 PM
"Oh, did I win?"I love that Louie is already presenting himself as the chaotic pseudo-violent hangry maniac he is in canon. Wanting President Snow to live is somehow so out of character it loops around to being in character.
And yeesh, whatever prompted Brittany and the Devil's blowout must have been bad. Though I have to question how Brittany would even manage slapping together a kart in the first place when she's so tiny. Must have gotten help from her giant (to her) infernal companion.
iirc the astronaut characters in Pikmin are canonically smaller than a human's foot so... yea
Hello once again, fine HGS Enjoyers! I am your host, Berdly! Our guest host for this update is none other than Pythor P. Chumsworth!
Hello…
Now let’s get to it!
Night
1
- BECOME LUNALA, MY CHEESE!
- Is that the aquarium with my Electrocobrai in it?!?! Rats…
- AMM is now Budget Spider-Man!
- Something tells me the Venomari had something to do with this… Gosh, those deceivers.
- Sounds rather painful, I hope he has some Aloe.
- He was just sliced in half, and he must have adopted that cat because he got sliced. How fitting.
- Ouch! I hope Rayo’s Number is OK!
- How touchin… WHO THE F$&@ HAD THE IDEA TO RICKROLL ME? GOD DANGIT!
- Dust Mite now has Plot Armor! Yay!
- You don’t have brains, you’re both circles. Jeez.
- Don’t cheat the vending machines, or they will cheat you right back!
- At least they’ll listen to Syd Barrett music on repeat.
- I don’t think vampire dolls are very tasty, eh?
- Okay, I’ll go to the store tomorrow.
- How very eye-opening, Stock Man!
- You 3 are monsters! I’ll make sure you shall be punished in the end!
- How very impressive!
- I think he’s too short to be a fry cook.
- Okay… What?
- She seems to already have them, so nothing happens.
- I see these people have taken the walking route, eh?
- Mille mist be on drugs or something, because who does that? Jeez.
- Just go in the water, man!
- GoodTimes is now literally Dormammu.
- I don’t want to know what she did, since I am getting nauseous…
- Those dang Wooloos… They never know when to stop rolling into my yard.
- Okay, this Coran guy is no doubt the highlight of this season due to his strange shenanigans. I hope he wins, and yeah I’m picking favorites!
- That’s not weak, actually.
- How touching…
- Oh, how tragic…
- That’s SAVAGE! Dang, man!
- Being a ninja is dangerous. Trust me, I’ve seen.
- That makes no sense! Wow! The impossible is possible in HGS! Expect the Unexpectable!
- Ew.
- I DONKNOW INGLESH SOAI SAYVE WRONG STUFF!!!!!
- Have some rest…
- Wasps are scary, glad you got out if that one!
- Revenge? Reminds me of someone I once knew…
- Don’t try it! Agh!
Results
How Did You Do In PE Class Today? (Nominator- The Real Berdly)
Mia (Nominator- Letooce)
Sailor Mars (Nominator- troper101)
Epicguy (Nominator- Star Manatee)
King K. Rool- 2
Kim- 2
Elanor- 2
Dust Mite- 2
Wisp- 1
Cristina Vee- 1
Louie- 1
Gus- 1
Asim- 1
One- 1
KiracCHU- 1
Sebille- 1
Thanks for joining us, Pythor!
I’m too tired for this…
We’ll catch up tomorrow, this time with guest host Raasukt!
He has returned, but WHY?Hello, and welcome back to the Hunger Games Simulator! I am once again your host, Berdly! Introducing our guest host, Raasukt Dang Srey!
Nobody quite knows who I am…
Let’s sink our teeth into Day 2!
Day
2
- I wasn’t expecting you to become a team like that!
- That’s a bit much, don’t ya think?
- Sharing is caring!
- Back pain is Drake’s favorite thing now!
- I don’t think I can pronounce “kansididopwiwjskdi”, try again.
- Alan looks stronger anyways, of course you were just kidding!
- The Weakest Character has been revealed as DIAVOLO!
- Walking is a thing of the past…
- I shall wait for 10 more movies to come out to find out what your plan was.
- They’d really hate the Force Unleashed, that’s for sure.
- Wow. That’s LEGENDARY…
- PERFECTION.
- Welp, they’re screwed.
- NOOOOO, DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT SINGING THAT SONG! IT DRIVES ME CRAAAAAZYYYYY!!!!!
- GoodTimes again being a savage.
- Just… Why?
- Our first mass killer is Britanny, with 4 kills! STILL A BIG KURWA! Shhh, Grzegorz, you already cohosted…
- You didn’t have to drop an entire Walgreen’s on a tiny ant, could’ve just use your shoe.
- Ya want these steamed hams?!?!
- I think he’a trying to start a cemetery, but I’m not sure about the ant that got crushed by Walgreen’s…
- I’ll get the shampoo…
- That’s one big dang Fourth-Wall break…
- You’ll have to specify what wares, sir.
- Okay, now she’s simping for the devil. Kinda like a 2020’s female version of that Rolling Stones song.
- Didn’t expect us to turn up to the debate, eh? Wait, isn’t President Snow dead?
- I literally do not understand this event is talking about.
- Daia’s the zoomer, since Elanor is literally older than my Great-Grandma.
- Not much, he lives in an isolated swamp.
Results
Angelica (Nominator- wingedcatgirl)
W (Nominator- Justkong033)
The Strongest Character (Nominator- PROPLAYEN)
Donkey Kong (Nominator- Oggy123)
Draculara (Nominator- Cutegirl920fire)
Obito (Nominator- Ichigo Montoya)
Rammstein Ant (Nominator- The Real Berdly (crud that’s me))
Fallen Nominators: Justkong033, The Real Berdly (crud that’s me)
Brittany- 4
Dust Mite- 3
King K. Rool- 2
Kim- 2
Elanor- 2
Wisp- 1
Cristina Vee- 1
Louie- 1
Gus- 1
Asim- 1
One- 1
Kirac CHU- 1
Sebille- 1
Krystal- 1
Thank you for joining us, Raasukt!
Oh, you’re welcome. I don’t have much else to do.
Tune in 6-9 Hours from now, with guest host… Errr, we’ve run out of guest hosts… Let’s just let Susie host again. See you then!
Edited by TheRealBerdly on Jul 17th 2023 at 6:19:20 AM
He has returned, but WHY?Oof. Miss one quick-time event and you get unpersoned when you die. Poor W. And Krystal hasn't given up on outdoing Brittany, though she's definitely falling behind.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.Seems like The Strongest Tribute wasn't the most durable tribute
There's nothing you or I can do, so let the stars fall.The more this goes on, the more I question how Brittany is able to pull off all these kills and increasingly elaborate ploys when the murder problem could literally be solved by stomping on her. (Not complaining, though. The Fridge Logic makes it even funnier-and kind of terrifying. Maybe that's how she convinced the police, by pretending to be a dangerous bacterial infection wreaking havoc on their internals and they got it when Dragondoran sneezed in their direction.)
Also funny that waiting should be mentioned in relation to her, considering her source material's development time. Time to wait for another 9 years.
Edited by ThePoppyBrosSr on Jul 17th 2023 at 7:47:53 AM

Neither of my contestants are dead.
He/Him | Elsewhere (2017)