Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here
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Also, the host reservation list is here
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ANNOUNCEMENT: Event cut
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post
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And that should be that. Here's a save
of the simulation, just so you know what to expect.
Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on May 5th 2025 at 4:10:01 AM
Damn, Nemo
Also on my trib's side, that's not a honorable thing for Nearl to steal someone's supply (though it's funny how she gave them to a game). And I headcanon that for Nearl's surfing lesson, she changed to her canonical swimsuit skin for that (because surfing's a water sport after all) and that Navi was like "Hey! Listen!" while teaching her I guess.
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You got this Farah.
Also, dang Nemo.
Protection and power are overrated. I think you are very wise to choose happiness and love. Current avatar: Connie...oh.
Oh.
So the V Incident tribute was V's Boggart all along...
Well then, between this and killing Moldyshorts in the previous update... Snape might as well be the late unsung hero of S60.
Also HOLY SHIT NEMO
plzdontcomeaftervandjiminnextimbeggingyou
Hold on, did the Janklerfish team just come in 27th? That's the same place Komi came in in S211. She's totally cursed to not come in any other position when I nominate her, and she took her whole team down with her this time!
What's going on with the Pixar characters lately? Are they just all murderers waiting to unleash their power?
Edited by JankyKong on May 22nd 2022 at 11:34:55 AM
Your melody still remains in this room and it ringsOkay. lemme tell you why, as a Soul Calibur player, Snape killing the V Incident is play of the game.
So the fatal event in question is based off of a Soul series character, Zasalamel, who is a reincarnating, scythe-wielding wizard. That’s one point of similarity between him and Snape right there.
There’s two timelines in the Soul Series: the original and Soul Calibur 6. Long story short, Zasalamel, Zas for short, calls out to his past with some vaguely undefined time powers, helping to create the point of divergence where we have the Soul Calibur 6 timeline. We don’t see much of his powers in Soul Calibur 3 and 4, which is part of the old timeline. In 6, however, the devs made his wizarding skills more prevalent in his fighting kit. Zas can place curses on an opponent and stop time temporarily depending on how many curses he has inflicted on them.
Soul Calibur 6 has super moves, or “Critical Edge”s. Zas’ super move is to optionally defensive parry (“Guard Impact”) an opponent’s attack, hit the opponent, stop time, slash them, then snap his fingers to make the opponent explode.
A lot of time shenanigans going on. Which reminds me, “The V Incident” is commonly referred to as “Timewrecking”. As I understand it, the victim gets hit by every single fatal event possible. I’m assuming done in their past, present, future too. Even if you didn’t know that Zas is a time wizard, the fatal event in question conveys enough that even those who aren’t in the know of Zas’ powers can appreciate that Snape used time to wreck the timewrecker. Snape’s power levels compared to the V Incident may be mild, depending on who you ask, making this kill even more impressive, at least to this host.
So yeah, lotsa fitting time stuff here. I might try to recreate the “Snape kills V Incident” incident in Soul Calibur 6 sometime.
Next update in 4 - 5 hours, still doing IRL stuff.
Edited by Mk_97 on May 22nd 2022 at 9:07:56 AM
I shall leave our co-host to do the next few updates, then. Depending on how things go in the next 12 hours, I'll discuss the schedule further with Mk when I wake up in the morning.
"Whatever may come to pass, I will be with you, I swear it." (Art by Ebinku)All Star Season is compressing down into a more compact container! Let's check in on the tributes and see how they're surviving.
RECOMMENDED LISTENING: Tekken 7 - G. Corp Helipad (Night) - Round 1 (Distorter 1st)
- "Harps are really versatile," says Dex right after smoking weed.
- Navi likes pigs. Nothing else to add here.
- uh oh TOK ABA WATCH OUT FOR THE POISON IVY
- BoBoiBoy Thorn will not be judged by Snake Undertale, and ensnares him in thorns before constricting him to death.
- SNAKE? SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE -Starscream
- Stand user Tonya is refused an audience with formidable opponent Agatha. Also it's AgathaVision now, not Agatha 2.
- "Ha ha, yeah, I haven't Dimma-done anybody in yet."
- "Let's hope I don't have to Dimma-destroy you two."
- Nemo's hit-and-run tactics leave Nearl confused.
- Snape deducts all of the life points from fellow Slytherin No-Feet for one little mistake. RIP.
- EDIT: The wording on this event doesn't register as a kill for Snape. I initially thought Snape was doing the torching, but... hmm...
- Antonio's right, I guess! This season so far is one incredible fustercluck.
- Farah goes free running and suffers a critical injury. Don't try this at home, tropers!
- Deborahbot upgrades. Behold, Neo Deborahbot Mark 2! ...5000!
- People be thinking Sean is still low tier, well, guess what, he's not only making the physicians cry, he's making the physicists cry. Quick Sean revert those changes before you doom us all!
- And to show that the physics changes haven't been completely recalibrated to whatever the fuck baseline reality is, Nearl turns Sean's gun into a balloon animal and eats the entire thing.
- One can read this to say that both Navi and Dex smoked weed. It's a close one, I think! Could've gone either way.
- Big Boss Markiplier wants Farah to be a better pirate to surpass all other pirates.
- Thorn continues to be a menace, as he quickly ends V and Jimin rightly.
- Tonya's quest for power continues. Indeed, she is staying hungry, she devours, and puts in the work, puts in the hours, etc. Truly she took that speech of President Snow's to heart. Probably.
- Deborahbot's upgrades allow him to scale radio towers and add all the minimap elements that are revealed to his programming.
- Tok Aba is still doing weird things, like jumping into a mirror. Surprised it didn't shatter.
- Doug is beating himself up for failing to protect V and Jimin.
- OH MY GOODNESS! ANTONIO! CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!
- Ha ha, yeah... you sure are happy, Nemo. Yeah.
- Uh oh. A mishmash of Jake's tributes, which may or may not include the recently deceased V Incident, come back to consume Agatha whole.
- Sam is a squid, but his last name ain't Dullard.
- Now here's another plot twist I didn't see coming. The recently reinstated President Snow pays back Snape's killing of the V Incident... by killing Snape. Honestly I don't even know what he sees in Snape that could be considered evil, it's not like deducting 5000 points from Gryffindor is gonna burn the world in the long run.
- Perhaps it was killing No-Feet that was the last straw?
- And no, before anyone asks, it wasn't actually Hide the Pain Harold that killed Snape.
- Three snakes died within the same update, yikes.
FALLEN TRIBUTES: (postimg
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◊) Solid Snake, No-Feet, V and Jimin, Agatha, Snape
15 tributes remaining.
NEXT UPDATE IN 5 - 6 HOURS!
Edited by Mk_97 on May 22nd 2022 at 2:32:43 AM
Three Things Regarding the Last Update
1. AGATHA HOUSE OF HARKNESS SEASON TWO CONFIRMED! Too bad Tonya won't be able to see it.
2. Not surprising that Agatha died in her last fight given how she is dealing a fight with at least 8 million people as the Ex-Human Eldritch Horrors are included. At least Sparky got some revenge! WandaVision Spoilers
3. I'm going to state for the record that Agatha got timewrecked as the V Incident is included in the amalgam.
BTW, please call me Jake.Apparently Snape just really wanted No-Feet dead, given that's not even his first attempt.
Snake's judgement of BoiBoiBoy looks to be pretty on point.
Welp. Now Nemo is confirmed to be a demon...
Ironically, despite getting turned into a Witch back in Season 213, Big hasn't been doing anything that weird this time.
Edited by JankyKong on May 22nd 2022 at 5:43:39 AM
Your melody still remains in this room and it ringsThe little thing is mad, ain't he?
"Whatever may come to pass, I will be with you, I swear it." (Art by Ebinku)The circle gets smaller, closer.
RECOMMENDED LISTENING: Valkyrie Profile - All is Twilight
- Farah empties her mind. Be formless, shapeless, like water.
- Tok Aba doesn't lift, confirmed.
- Go go Sam! Shred those keys!
- Tonya doesn't want to lead this newly adopted... uh, feline, to the dark side. So she lets it go.
- Kids shouldn't really be pulling all nighters to beat video game bosses at so young an age.
- Oh great, another plot twist. BoBoiBoy Thorn, given recent events, is now the villain.
- "Hey! Listen!" *flexes*
- Well done, Bigtavia, but the puzzles only get harder and bigger from here.
- Big Brain Markipiler must have a lot of brainpower and time to make all of that in Minecraft.
- Sean is attempting to get good at painting. It takes a long time to do so, but don't be discouraged!
- The Nickelodeon reunion I didn't know I wanted. I just wanna know, who's smoking the weed?
THE ALL STAR FEAST! (or as I like to call it, "The Leftovers") (postimg
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- Big Boss Markiplier tells Antonio he is epic for helping him boost the Minecraft server.
- Bigtavia takes aim at Nemo, but Nemo's too fast. He accidentally downs Neo Deborahbot instead.
- Tok Aba decides to stay home.
- Somebody give Sean some water, he's been working out a lot!
- Doug Dimmadome Dimma-declines to Dimma-desecrate the Cornucopia. That's good, we don't need the Cornucopia to be the property of Dimmadome's real estate company/ies.
- Sam stabs the charging lion Tonya after a long and drawn out battle.
- Navi doesn't come back for the quiche.
- Duuuuuude how high do you even have to be to not attend the Feast
- Thorn proves that he's villain material by surprise ambushing the Spanish Inquisition.
- See, Dex, this is what you're missing out on. Nearl's got time slowing powers now! Haven't we had enough time shenanigans already?
- No, Farah, not shapeless like chocolate fondue! I... ugh. The last pirate drowns in the choccy fountain. RIP.
- Inspired by an up and coming Portal demake for the N64, Navi thinks with portals.
- Doug get outta there before that computer assimilates you!
- Antonio's recent experiences with the Games have somehow made him nigh invincible.
- Welp, Sean is basically trapped and dead at this point. Can't even bust out without critically injuring himself. Welp!
- Uh oh. Big Boss Markiplier kills Thorn, the villain, but another villain, Nemo, revives him! Is this a new alliance?
- Sam insists the fried deep is good for Nearl. The unreality raises a lot of red flags due to Nearl's ghost hunting.
- Bigtavia goes on a lunch break, but first, gets into a bar brawl.
- He smoked weed... and then falls into a frozen lake and drowns. RIP.
FALLEN TRIBUTES: (postimg
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◊) Deborahbot 5000, Tonya, Farah, Sean, He smoked weed and then
10 tributes remaining.
NOTE: this ends my portion of the season. Stay tuned, Al's got a few more updates for you all.
Edited by Mk_97 on May 22nd 2022 at 8:00:46 AM
Looks like Tonya only got to hoard a single corpse this time.
"Whatever may come to pass, I will be with you, I swear it." (Art by Ebinku)

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