Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here
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Also, the host reservation list is here
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ANNOUNCEMENT: Event cut
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post
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And that should be that. Here's a save
of the simulation, just so you know what to expect.
Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on May 5th 2025 at 4:10:01 AM
Inb4 someone makes a 999 creepypasta about a haunted game cartridge.
Big ol' Nintendo and mistery genre nerd. / Just call me Map for short. / Avatar made by me.Hi everyone. Al is currently busy with things, so we have agreed for me to post the next two updates. I know you are all still reeling from the first update, myself included, so let's see if things get worse before they get better.
RECOMMENDED LISTENING: Startropics - World Map
- V, Jimin, Muriel, Berly and Bigtavia arrive in heck.
- Farah is not here for the V Incident's bullshit.
- Tonya can now shout a lion's roar. Rawr!
- Whoa, hang on Deborahbot! Surely you've got the wrong person!
- Terry never got the hint that when you play with lava, you play with fire.
- He smoked weed and then, uh, I guess the wording could go either way for this event. One of these tributes is eating the pure chili oil, and they're not gonna come out of it unscathed.
- Doug Dimmadome took a bite of Dimma-Devil Fruit, and now look how long he can extend his hat!
- Somebody more well versed in BoBoiBoy lore than me can write this haiku, I'm stumped.
- Coach Starscream, fresh off of his baseball coaching opportunity, leads a new generation of Ghostbusters to bust "zombie goasts" in the Arena.
- Meanwhile, the Janklerfish tributes, Marie and Nemo ride a ferris wheel. Poor Nemo is hanging on for dear life as the ferris wheel suddenly spins REALLY REALLY FAST.
- Navi asks why Snape deducted 5000 points from Gryffindor.
- Reluctantly, Crow becomes part of an event.
- Sean knows, what, Brazilian Portugese, Japanese and English? Guess he's taking Korean lessons.
- Agatha enters the dream space and gains the power of burger flight.
- A shame this had to happen, really. These four deserve their own invitations, but alas, there's a shortage, and shortages make people desperate.
- Oooooookay Michelle. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookay.
- Luffy creates a legendary weapon only he can use because of his stretchy powers.
- While Solid Snake receives a weapon of his own to surpass Metal Gear... I'm thinking one of those dragons from a Monster Hunter game, Rathalos on a leash. If you want to be more strict about it, try Metal Gear Sahelanthropus on a leash.
- Farah out here living her best pirate's life.
- As the previous night's villain song hints, Doug Dimmadome is not to be dimma-messed with. Crow can't believe the assassination attempt on his life by this real estate tycoon guy, and for what, to make a bit more cash on Arena properties?
- Michelle must heed the rules of Dodgeball if she wants to survive.
- The long arc of justice will not bend by itself.
- He smoked weed and then gets a group hug. It's very wholesome until you realize that the V Incident is there too and suddenly all of the energy in the room just drops.
- CHOPPER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! HE GOT CHOPPED!!! HE GOT CHOPPED!!!
- Hide the Pain Antonio
- Uh oh. It looks like we're gonna need Courage's help to figure out why Buff Muriel.
- Nearl threatens to cut off funding so that President Snow doesn't have a room to broadcast AI-generated speeches in.
- The debate is about whether or not Snape was right to deduct 5000 points from Gryffindor. Agatha and Sam hold the position that Snape was in the right, while Berdly and Lucky hold that Snape was wrong to do so.
- Speaking of Snape, he's currently out visiting the grave of... well, I'm not sure if anyone ever nominated Lilly Potter yet, but let's say he managed to find the gravesite in the Arena somehow.
- Tok Aba wants to rock and roll all night... and party every day!
- Even in the Arena, you still gotta be mindful of piracy laws. Should've hired Farah to download them BTS MP3s.
- Solid Snake gets a kill on the board as Starscream is unable to break free from the tree he crashed in.
- Some tributes are playing Metal Gear Online, while Big Boss Markiplier is out here playing Modern Warfare.
- Sean attempts to get everyone to wear a straw hat. Luffy would probably think this is a good idea. In Chopper's memory, perhaps.
FALLEN TRIBUTES: (postimg
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◊) Terry Hintz, Chopper, Starscream
32 tributes remaining.
NEXT UPDATE IN 7 - 10 HOURS!
Lucky contributing to the debate like "meow meow meow!"
Turns out triangle ears and lack of responsibility doesn't give you a rhetorical advantage.
Suddenly I'm... still rotating Fallen London in my mind even though I've stopped actively playing it.Lesson for today. Girls und Panzer and Ferris wheels should always be mentioned in the same sentence. This is literally only going to be funny to me.
Apparently Big will get turned back to normal someday, but not today.
Your melody still remains in this room and it ringsI like how it's fitting for Nearl to join a ghostbusting team after purging a ghost earlier. It seems she'll also brave the darkness of the supernatural world with her light, not just the darkness of her home nation's corruption back in her universe.
Just an eagle. Feel free to PM me. Proposed pages in my sandbox are free to create/edit.Some
RECOMMENDED LISTENING: Spongebob Squarepants: Battle For Bikini Bottom - Poseidome
- Doug Dimmadome's streak of villainy continues and takes hostage presumably the least combat-experienced tribute still standing. I think it's Sean. He's low tier in SF3 Third Strike.
- EDIT: I guess that would mean CAC's been taken hostage, too, since it's Sean.
- "That's EPIC GAMER BERDLY to you, Kris!" WHEEZE
- Just when we got over that debate about Snape deducting 5000 points from Gryffindor... now it's moved up to the highest authorities in the land. President Snow, Coin and Paylor argue about, uh, well, who should've deducted the points other than Snape. Between the three, there's total agreement that he was in the right to do so.
- Navi again wonders why these presidents would say things so controversial, yet so brave.
- Farah T-Poses, earning her more Straw Hat Pirate cred.
- V and Jimin see the anomalous everywhere. What is baseline reality even.
- Sam's news gets interrupted and he has to restart the Mac.
- You've heard of the dance craze "the Mario", now get ready for the newest one, "the Solid Snake!" It's easy, all you gotta do is lie flat on your stomach, move one arm forward, and then the other... YOU GOT IT! IT'S THE SOLID SNAKE!!!
- Feral Michelle turns into a giant red panda. Feral Giant Red Panda Michelle.
- Reina can't wait to win the Games and play Arknights all day. Watch out for those stairs!
- Deborahbot's image recognition is equally trash.
- Agatha attempts blacksmithing, hoping to outdo Luffy's legendary weapon.
- Sean, despite being known as the worst character in Third Strike, keeps on pressing on. Tier lists do not define him.
- Hide The Pain Antonio notices the hidden message.
- Shoutouts to Map! Whoops, read it wrong- Also shoutouts to Al for running and cohosting.
- BoBoiBoy Thorn doesn't get a kill, but still relishes Marie Antoinette's death.
- Luffy and Dexter Reed go to the hospital for smoking too much weed and eating the Gomu Gomu no Mi, respectively. Wait, what?
- Nemo no! You gotta get out of that cargo ship before you drown in that wine!
- Muriel's chair comes to visit, and sits on Muriel because she's now buff.
- Crow survived one poisoning attempt, only to fall victim to another. Not a black cat you'd wanna cross. RIP.
- The prelude to a BEEG battle... and then they just walk past each other. What an anti-climax.
- No-Feet's property is being invaded! Take shelter!
- Farah heard BoBoiBoy Thorn talking smack about her outside of a bar, and somehow they take the fight inside the bar.
- The V Incident can't sleep, a Grue will eat them.
- Nemo's foray into the wine barge has led to him developing enough swimming power to shift tectonic plates??? How is that even possible, my goodness
- Nearl's ghost hunting puts her dangerously close to Buff Muriel.
- Reina is about to sit BUT WATCH OUT THE STEEL CHAIR GOT PULLED FROM UNDER YA
- Feral Giant Red Panda Michelle uses all her strength to push a domino onto Deborahbot, but Deborahbot emotes a Reverse Uno card. The domino squashes Michelle before she can pull a Reverse Uno card of her own.
- Come on, Sean, use your anti-airs! Bigtavia's got big hitboxes.
- V and Jimin drink, because that's what the Hunger Games are designed to make you do.
- "Did you know that world-renowned soldier of fortune Solid Snake was once hit by a car? Just something to consider."
- Alas, poor Luffy. Berdly uses his sick gamer powerz to infinite combo the pirate into a pointy rock. The dream of being the Pirate King... must not die here.
- Tok Aba sells some Baby? Chibi? Smol? Sam plushes.
- No-Feet is threatened by a bunch of dinosaurs, and hires some outside help.
- Speaking of cats... YEAH!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT'S HIGHLY APPROPRIATE PAYBACK FOR ELIMINATING TOKIDO IN POOLS MFER!!!!!!
- Let's also not forget, they're in the same District, and they both died of explosions.
- 9 fish, 9 bones... but not 9 lives for Lucky.
- ofc Dexter Reed's using his new stretchy powes to shatter Snape's kneecaps. Or if not, then... you're not blaming this on the weed, okay? Dex's been working out.
- Doug is non-dimma-descriptive when it comes to these things. Just ignore him, Agatha.
- The Janklerfish Team receive an Xbox, though I think one of them's complaining that it isn't a modded one with all the games on a built-in hard drive instead of getting physical copies.
FALLEN TRIBUTES: (postimg
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◊) Marie Antoinette, Crow, Michelle, Luffy, Lucky
27 tributes remaining.
Edited by Mk_97 on May 22nd 2022 at 12:01:16 PM
There goes Starscream, now both hosts are out of the season lol
"Whatever may come to pass, I will be with you, I swear it." (Art by Ebinku)For the previous update, yes, I nominated Lily way back in OG S203, but that gravestone could belong to any of the fallen tributes this season. But whatever floats your boat, Mr. Host. :P
And for this update, is the commentary implying that CAC was the one that Doug held hostage? Also, it was Al that 999 sent shoutouts to, not Map.
Anyway, Antonio was prolly traumatized at seeing a fish being deboned. Not sure if that means he's going vegetarian because of his Gift, but as a kid, he has to accept that some animals are raised as food.
Still waiting for someone to break him free...By the way, just want to say this for a sec: Imgur's being a bit messed up on my end, so I'll just post the Postimg images first, and perhaps edit in the Imgur ones later when things get better on my end. The Imgur links have been working again, and the images have been placed in at last. With that said, on with the show!
Battle Theme: L'Orchestra Cinématique - Agatha All Along (Epic Version)
- Night 3
- As if Tonya needs to be more powerful, now she has a Stand. Yikes.
- I am not surprised that the one that stands out is the V Incident, for obvious reasons.
- Wha– cardboard boxes? Don't you have anything better to obsess over?
- Language, Sean!
- Being a robot helps with that, I imagine.
- Antonio assists Snape on dealing with Muriel.
- Brr... why is it winter all of a sudden? It's May, for goodness's sake!
- Snake and fish... I feel like there's a pun to be made here, but it's slipping me.
- That's why you should check on your expiration date before you eat it.
- Doug Dimmadome has standards, and clearly what No-Feet had just done didn't pass the standard.
- Tok Aba brings forth the snark.
- Day 4
- Now that's something people would kill for to get.
- Tonya's corpse hoarding journey takes her to Hell itself.
- Muriel clearly has a plan in mind.
- ... Which one of us?
- Deborahbot is involved with some shady moneymaking.
- Someone's clearly smoked too much weed.
- The Janklerfish Team gets vaporized by a super beam. Looks like that Pizza Carjacker Dream's looks bellies a powerful beam, eh?
- Snape calls forth the Dark Lord, Voldemort himself, to deal with the equally snakelike No-Feet. Come to think of it, why wasn't Voldemort in the Reptile Season? Not that it matters, because No-Feet wins.
- Reina knows that chocolate and clownfish do not mix.
- Doug's attempt to get rid of Agatha backfires, because Agatha is now better and stronger!
- She uses shampoo?
- Fallen Tributes
- The deceased are: ... The Janklerfish Team. That's literally it. And Lord Voldemort, I guess, though he's not actually a tribute this season.
- Status Report
Edited by AlbertThompsonJr on May 22nd 2022 at 10:45:09 PM
"Whatever may come to pass, I will be with you, I swear it." (Art by Ebinku)Battle Themes:
- Night 4
- Ghost!Snow isn't so easily bribed this time.
- Snape realizes the danger that the V Incident poses, and removes it from the equation using, rather fittingly, the power of time.
- Navi, I don't think that threat is going to work; I'm pretty sure Tok Aba's parents are dead already.
- Ooh, that's a big one.
- I think No-Feet wants one of those as well. Too bad Deborahbot 5000 is not exactly willing to make a dish involving a giant watermelon.
- Okay, I didn't know those three are afraid of spiders. Unless it's been mentioned somewhere, and I simply forgot about it.
- Bigtavia hates them Muriknockoffs.
- Agatha uses her magic for mundane things like eating the same ice cream twice... BY CLONING!
- AAAAAAAAAAAAA
- Tonya's Corpse Diet
- Even a stoner knows when to take a break.
- Day 5
- I think Snake is losing his mind.
- Antonio almost threads a darker path, but stops at the edge.
- Big Brain Markiplier came to the realization that if Snape managed to kill the V Incident itself, then he is clearly too powerful. Alas, his plan didn't exactly work out. He lives though.
- I'm surprised that Navi's able to do that, given that a surfboard has to be about a hundred times as large as she is.
- Tok Aba's body goes bananas because No-Feet made a pun.
- And No-Feet himself made that pun because Tonya was really annoying him.
- You ever wondered what it would be like if we take the plot of Finding Nemo, but Nemo himself doesn't want to be found? ... Well uhh... Welp, I was not expecting THAT to be the answer. Four Is Death, indeed.
- Agatha really hates Korean boy bands, apparently.
- I presume BoBoiBoy is prompted to say that after seeing the search party massacre.
- Welp, it seems Leon's vengeance has arrived. That was a sudden death, indeed.
- Get stoned, then make a stone statue! (rimshot)
- Fallen Tributes
- The deceased are: The V Incident, Berdly, Reina, Muriel, Pizza Carjacker Dream, and 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors.
- Status Report
Edited by AlbertThompsonJr on May 22nd 2022 at 10:48:00 PM
"Whatever may come to pass, I will be with you, I swear it." (Art by Ebinku)

Holy cow, that was a lot of death right off the bat.
Ah yes, tank shovel. The most effective weapon.
Already, Frogger and Morgana are doing better than they did their first go-around.
Your melody still remains in this room and it rings