Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
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ANNOUNCEMENT: Event cut
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post
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And that should be that. Here's a save
of the simulation, just so you know what to expect.
Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on May 5th 2025 at 4:10:01 AM
Music: Eric Serra - Little Light of Love
- Night 3:
- Did they send a huge roomba for them all, or fifty roombas for each of the couples? In any case, all that's left of Foxy & Bonnie are now Ludicrous Gibs.
- Pretty sure bullets don't exist in Magvel (yet), but whatever.
- What face? You don't have any!
- The mental image of Carby trying to teahc people how to ride a hoverbike, though
- ... How would it eat a kitten, anyway?
- The Burdys feel bad for not taking a proper sleep, and asks Julian to punish them.
- I'm mostly surprised that a) the ship brigade managed to finish, and b) Stephanie is slower than all those people.
- Papa Zola doesn't want any evidence of his... less than heroic tendencies.
- How does a bowl of soup even hug someone to begin with?
- Michaels does not think the Games is comparable to Deltarune.
- Viobert pledge their allegiance to someone unexpected.
- There something humiliating in the fact that Fett and Fennec, two of the best mercenaries of their day, are defeated by Bob and Linda, of all people.
- Day 4:
- I swear, at this point Stephanie can't win anything.
- That is one weird dance-off, with a lot of judges. Most unexpected is the fact that Cassie's homemade tomato soup is the winner, however.
- The funny thing is, that heart is a cybernetic one nowadays.
- You know your spaghetti tastes so bad when even Kirby has a hard time handling it.
- Mama Zila is a roadblocker these days. Are we sure she's not a giant?
- Papa Zola makes a special advertisement, only on the Hunger Games.
- One ship navy complements another.
- Also, Lucina is basically complementing herself. That narcissist!
- The secret content of Marie's briefcase is...
- Apparently, Viobert don't smile that much.
- I swear, at this point Stephanie can't win anything.
- Fallen 4:
- The deceased: Foxy & Bonnie.
- Al and Peg Burdy: 2note
- Dave's Valentine's Navy: 2note
- Sei Shoganon: 1
- Malcolm: 1note
- John F. Kennedy: 1
- Companion Cube: 1
- Roy and Lilina: 1
Edited by AlbertThompsonJr on Feb 15th 2022 at 12:00:52 AM
"Whatever may come to pass, I will be with you, I swear it." (Art by Ebinku)It's make sense some tributes confusing about Violet's smile. Since she is usually The Stoic.
Moni..Mo..Moni..Moni"Ugh, so I got my spaghetti recipes mixed up, big deal, it still tasted good, right?"
"I certainly thought your spaghetti carbonara pescatore al Nero was delicious."
Suddenly I'm... still rotating Fallen London in my mind even though I've stopped actively playing it.So Papa Zola misses the excitement of his hero days after he retired to tend to his family, hence why he seems to be enjoying the games a lot. Even if he got tied up. And forced to eat an animal's heart. No wonder he crapped himself when he saw the same killers of the animal later.
Mama Zila's rather passive so far, besides joining a criminal gang for some reason. That being said, some mess triggered her Mamazilla form since she blocked the road.
When you're alone I'm reaching out to let you know that you're far from strangers, like the savior- Night 4:
- Evidently, either Roy hates milk, or Lilina does. If I have to guess, it's likely Roy.
- Shawn really prefers the old Faithful Foxes.
- What do you have to reveal, anyway?
- Not your husband, Mama?
- If my memory isn't wrong, JFK was a naval officer, not a sharpshooter. I'm surprised he's that good of a shot.
- You all are idiots, you know that?
- And here's a Wipeout match, because we don't have enough games within the Games :P
- I'm surprised Papa Zola is that good at this puzzle.
- Al and Peg's collar has an explosive surprise in store for them. The Belchers are, unfortunately for them, left as collateral damage.
- Well, you guys are still sane, and not gone mad like Lyon did, so that's a success.
- Kyouzumi find themselves in a... peculiar school.
- The Companion Cube drops a hefty surprise on Woody and Cassie's homemade soup.
- Day 5:
- Jukane has had enough of Michaels' behavior.
- JFK has some regrets about this season, it seems. Just need to be more specific.
- The clock comes down upon Bale's Ship Brigade II... except it misses.
- No, Mama, no expletives allowed for you.
- Malcolm went past the allowance threshold for the estus flask, and gets the wrong end of the Ban Hammer.
- Virovirokun reaches out to assure Carby, who's feeling a little blue right now.
- Whitmore doesn't understand the meaning of hate, and Vivi and Raha's attempt to teach him doesn't work out like they wanted to.
- From these couples, one has to go. The ones evicted are... Violet and Gilbert!
- Fallen 5:
- The deceased: Doug, Al and Peg Burdy, Bob and Linda Belcher, Woody Pride, Cassie's Tomato Soup, and Malcolm.
- Weighted Companion Cube: 3
- Dave's Valentine's Navy: 2note
- John F. Kennedy: 2
- Al and Peg Burdy: 2note
- Sei Shoganon: 1
- Roy and Lilina: 1
- Malcolm: 1note
To give a fair warning: next update, get ready for some bloodbath!
Edited by AlbertThompsonJr on Feb 15th 2022 at 2:59:05 AM
"Whatever may come to pass, I will be with you, I swear it." (Art by Ebinku)FUCK YOU FOR RUINING MY S O U P
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category- Night 5:
- Reindeer runover! Except it'll take more than that to bring the Silver Knight of Renais down.
- You guys are being way too loud over there.
- Shots are fired... but nope, that's just an airsoft gun.
- Roy, Lilina and Marie are simply so hungry. Great, now I'm hungry too.
- Here comes the Wheel of Torture, oh boy. Fortunately, it's not yet Whitmore's time.
- Where did you get all the gold, Mama Zila?
- There's something funny about someone named Violet playing a violin, tbh.
- Bale's Navy I share a pose at Malcolm's grave.
- Stephanie really should have checked if Shoganon was telling the truth about Papa Zola.
- Welp, there goes my appetite.
- Note for Dave's Valentine's Navy: next time, don't call for ViHa's help.
- The Companion Cube's not ready to die yet.
- Day 6:
- What powers? JFK doesn't have any!
- Looks like they don't appreciate it when jokes are ruined. RIP Mama Zila.
- Carby finds a bootleg Carby, and Carby hates it.
- Considering that Seth is a horse rider, somehow I'm not so surprised.
- Shoganon continues to make fools out of other tributes.
- Bale's Navy II are feeling very frustrated over all the shit that's happened so far.
- Those cords just couldn't handle the weight of over a hundred people.
- Whitmore puts a stop to the Fett gotra before they can fully expand their influence to the Arena.
- Shawn is at a love dilemma, apparently.
- Saiki remembers that he has something to kill with, and uses it to permakill Kyouzumi.
- Tubba's Heart picks up a reference from the wrong Toby Fox game.
- Arena Event - "It's the House Robot Mayhem!":
- The Faithful Foxes and Whitmore get axed off the Games.
- Saiki and Violet & Gilbert find themselves on the wrong side of the pinch.
- Looks like Michaels ain't gonna get up from that drilling session anytime soon.
- The two object-related tributes are shredded to bits.
- The rest outrun the robotic killers.
- Fallen 6:
- The deceased: Papa Zola, Mama Zila, Virovirokun, Dave's Valentine's Navy, Boba Fett & Fennec Shand, Kyouko Hori & Izumi Miyamura, the Faithful Foxes, Saiki Kusuke, Shawn Michaels, Weighted Companion Cube, Violet Evergarden & Gilbert Bougainvillea, Sei Shoganon, Julian T. Whitmore, Junpei & Akane, and Car Kirby. That's a lot of tributes.
- Weighted Companion Cube: 3
- John F. Kennedy: 2
- Dave's Valentine's Navy: 2note
- Al and Peg Burdy: 2note
- Roy and Lilina: 1
- Stephanie: 1
- Bale's Navy I: 1
- Julian T. Whitmore: 1note
- Sei Shoganon: 1
- Saiki Kusuke: 1note
- Malcolm: 1note
Next update will be the penultimate one, so stay tuned!
Edited by AlbertThompsonJr on Feb 15th 2022 at 5:25:18 PM
"Whatever may come to pass, I will be with you, I swear it." (Art by Ebinku)- Night 6:
- Marie somehow wins against all those people.
- Apparently, RoyLili are not having a good day in the voice department, as Sethrika note bluntly.
- Hoping to strengthen themselves, Bale's other brigade protect themselves with Nokia phones.
- I don't think ViHa noodle soup would taste THAT good.
- JFK is so done with all of this.
- Feast:
- For the start of the day, Sethrika temporarily gain the power to turn everything into chocolate.
- Okay, now I'm starting to headcanon that Eirika loves chocolate lol
- Tubba's heart was not happy that he's not cooked properly.
- Also, I wonder how do you split him among these people?
- Too many eggs kill you, folks.
- JFK is now clean off the table.
- Roy and Lilina, last arrivals, attempt to take what's left of the food, only for the Cornucopia to blow up in their faces.
- Marie and Bale's Navy II opt to not show up, saving their lives considering the above.
- For the start of the day, Sethrika temporarily gain the power to turn everything into chocolate.
- Day 7:
- Stephanie's poor luck culminates in her lack of Stand potential, which ends disastrously for her.
- Bale's navies unite (ft. Sethrika) to... do the Naruto run. Well, ain't that fantastic.
- Arena Event - "It's A Trap! A Killer on the Loose":
- Sethrika and one of the ship brigades manage to escape.
- The other ship brigade, however, isn't so lucky.
- Fallen 7:
- The deceased: Tubba Blubba's Heart, Vivi Elakha & G'raha Tia, John F. Kennedy, Roy & Lilina, Stephanie, and Bale's Navy I.
- Weighted Companion Cube: 3
- Bale's Navy I: 2
- Stephanie: 2
- John F. Kennedy: 2
- Dave's Valentine's Navy: 2note
- Al and Peg Burdy: 2note
- Roy and Lilina: 1
- Julian T. Whitmore: 1note
- Sei Shoganon: 1
- Saiki Kusuke: 1note
- Malcolm: 1note
And with that, our Hall of Famers for this season have been revealed! The finale will be up in ~30 minutes.
Edited by AlbertThompsonJr on Feb 15th 2022 at 6:59:38 PM
"Whatever may come to pass, I will be with you, I swear it." (Art by Ebinku)Finale Music: Utada Hikaru - Sanctuary (Ending)
- Night 7:
- The night begins with a vaccination campaign for everyone.
- You two be careful with that thing!
- Marie talks to someone from Fate/Grand Order.
- Day 8:
- Marie decides to take personal action on the Ship Brigade... except it doesn't work out.
- Eirika decides to play leader, roping her loyal knight-husband along, but she and Seth realize too late that they unwittingly picked the wrong side on the good-evil spectrum.
- Fallen 8:
- The deceased: Eirika & Seth.
- Night 8:
- Understandably, that scooter just couldn't handle all the weight, and the brigade's members all crush each other (no pun intended) to death. There goes all those extra lives...
- The last of the fallen is... Bale's Navy II.
- And the winner of this season is... FGO!Marie Antoinette!
- Placements:
- Winner: FGO!Marie Antoinette.
- 2nd Place: Vengeful Bale's Ship Navy II.
- 3rd Place: Eirika and Seth.
- Most kills: Weighted Companion Cube, with three kills.note
- Summary:
- Statistics:
- Save
- Weighted Companion Cube: 3
- Bale's Navy I: 2
- Stephanie: 2
- John F. Kennedy: 2
- Dave's Valentine's Navy: 2note
- Al and Peg Bundy: 2note
- Roy and Lilina: 1
- Julian T. Whitmore: 1note
- Sei Shoganon: 1
- Saiki Kusuke: 1note
- Malcolm: 1note
Whew, that was quite the Valentine's season, ain't it? Coming next is a Death Battle, where, As You Know, our last forty-eight mass murderers duke it out again for three podium spots and the bragging rights of the mass murderer(s) of mass murderers! May the odds be ever in their favor, and I'll see you next time!
Edited by AlbertThompsonJr on Feb 15th 2022 at 7:35:25 PM
"Whatever may come to pass, I will be with you, I swear it." (Art by Ebinku)I only have The Flame Emperor
◊ (the mask comes off
◊; yellow-light green, because they're actually Edelgard, who is 17-18 pre-Time Skip; in-save pronoun preferably "she", because Edelgard is a girl) for this Death Battle cycle
Edited by dave_the_assassin on Feb 15th 2022 at 9:41:50 PM
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."

And I'm out. Good game Maddie.
Protection and power are overrated. I think you are very wise to choose happiness and love. Current avatar: Connie