Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here.
Due to the resim glitch, event submission is currently paused.
Also, the host reservation list is here.
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post.
And that should be that. Here's a save of the simulation, just so you know what to expect. Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Sep 27th 2023 at 8:51:59 AM
Al will host, while event suggestions are still open for ~9 hours and 45 minutes!
"I didn't know you could read!" - Draco, in another timelineAn event inspired by "The Family Madrigal" (though slightly tweaked for more flexibility):
- At the other tributes' request, (Player1) sings a song describing the main cast of (his/her1) source material.
Events inspired from the BoBoiBoy episode: Mama Zila Attacks.
- (Player1) yells at (Player2) for using a bucket as a lampshade. (Player2) replies that it's just DIY.
- When (Player1) refuses to clean up (his/her1) mess, (Player2) temporarily turns into a giant beast to threaten (Player1) to clean it up.
- When (Player1) refuses to clean up (his/her1) mess, (Player2) temporarily turns into a giant beast in retaliation and kills (him/her1). (Fatal variant)
- (Player1) tries to hide from other tributes behind a laundry stand on wheels and moves around while doing so.
- When (Player1) encounters a giant beast, (he/she1) responds by reversing (his/her1) vehicle slowly.
- When (Player1) encounters a giant beast, (he/she1) slowly reverses (his/her1) vehicle. The beast picks up (his/her1) ride and crushes it and (him/her1). (Fatal variant)
- (Player1)'s ride is picked up by a giant beast, but (he/she1) manages to escape safely before getting crushed.
- (Player1) escapes (his/her1) ride as it's picked up by a giant beast, but unceremoniously dies on the fall down. (Fatal variant)
- (Player1) escapes (his/her1) ride as it's picked up by a giant beast, and (Player2) aids (him/her1) in falling safely.
- (Player1) and (Player2) almost barf at (Player3) and (Player4) hugging while calling each other lovey-dovey names.
Edited by BlackFaithStar on Feb 13th 2022 at 10:22:04 PM
Islam is perfect. Muslims are not. But when people see Islam, they're more often looking at the Muslims rather than Islam's sources.Event suggestions have been closed.
"I didn't know you could read!" - Draco, in another timelineSorry for the double post, but Matt took over for Map in running and found a good save. He has sent it to Al, but he needs a screener as his second pair of eyes to make sure he didn't overlook anything.
EDIT: Cassie will screen.
EDIT 2: Pics and save have been sent!
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Feb 14th 2022 at 6:05:23 PM
"I didn't know you could read!" - Draco, in another timelineWelcome to another installment of our prestigious Hunger Games! Coming this season: I smell love all over the Arena, because it's time for the Valentine's Day Episode! I, your host, will humbly guide you as our misfit of tributes try to sort out that age-old question: whose love will triumph in a game of life-or-death?
Music: Nidji - Lovers
Reaping:
- Herein lies our 48 tributes, almost all of them tied to, or knows of the good and bad that comes with The Power of Love. Who among them will bask in the glory of victory?
- Bloodbath:
- That tomato soup knows what's up straight away.
- Even when sharing, Okuri are unable to stomach the Cornucopia.
- Mama Zila is surprised that a porcelain doll can be a tribute. Bo Peep's not the weirdest tribute we've ever had, though.
- Carby immediately sets about to provide some obstacle to escaping tributes.
- Shawn Michaels goes about bragging about being super fast.
- Maybe idiocy does get rewarded from time to time, after all.
- You two really should have remembered that you are from under the sea, and brought your license to live above water.
- There's something ironic about a Salty Spittoon event coming right after the death of the SpongeBob tribute of the season, that's for sure.
- Sethrika receive an unorthodox introduction.
- Aww, how heartwarming for Woody to do that.
- The advice from this locket is to not kill, and to not be killed.
- Tubba's Heart evidently thinks all this carnage is glorious.
- How do we get all these people to space?
- Clearly Shoganon is Heartless enough to kill him.
- TR is so much of a Memetic Badass, the Games' tribute servers are unable to comprehend him, forcing the Gamekeepers to yeet him out.
- "Time for a shower," says Maddie.
- Jack Kennedy is being Jackass Kennedy.
- Someone is in need of extra convincing to not do suicide.
- But... I don't see any hands, much less knuckles.
- Let's hope you didn't just tempt fate there.
- Looks like Sgt. Stone has quite the Skewed Priorities.
- Someone out there has tempted fate, and it ends badly for Hitomi and Inari.
- The rest all make a getaway, some of them with new stuff to add for their inventory.
- Day 1:
- Tipping an iceberg: it doesn't always work.
- I still don't see any sort of hand-like appendage on Malcolm. RIP Rupphire tho.
- Looks like BOTW!Link decided to make everyone else think that pun is funny.
- Maddie channels the mystical Force arts to escape a hail of bullets.
- It's elementary, my dear Shoganon.
- Uhh... how does this arm swap work? Do the foxes only have one arm each? Does Stephanie now have four arms?
- Saiki is still running from the Cornucopia by the end of the day.
- The Magvellian gold must have not sufficed for the guardian of the Lost World.
- Three couples (and Mama Zila) form up to make a dastardly gang.
- Virovirokun is an antique collector, apparently.
- Roylili have a debate with the Companion Cube about its choice of games.
- Kyouzumi believe in the philosophy of Shotgun Wedding.
- Maybe Shawn's claims have some validity to them, after all.
- Carby isn't impressed by Bob and Linda's mustachios.
- Giygas encourages Marie to not give up just yet.
- That is a disgusting choice of food, Al and Peg.
- Fallen 1:
- The deceased: Kurisu & Okabe, Sheldon & Karen Plankton, Mr. Heart, Theodore Roosevelt, Hitomi & Inari, and Ruby & Sapphire.
- Al and Peg Burdy: 1note
- Sei Shoganon: 1
- Malcolm: 1note
Edited by AlbertThompsonJr on Feb 14th 2022 at 11:23:40 PM
"Whatever may come to pass, I will be with you, I swear it." (Art by Ebinku)Welp, I'm already out. Oh well, I'm going to prepare my tributes for next season already and won't follow the season that much
Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).Guess Rupphire should've fused into Garnet...
"I didn't know you could read!" - Draco, in another timelineLegend has it that Kusuke is still running away from the Cornucopia to this day.
Maddie's being really terrifying and badass right now.
The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.Something about Giygas not only considering suicide but also Woody of all people talking him out of it is just... wow. I guess this is a Love-themed season.
Also imagine an eldritch abomination screaming at you to get the fuck up, lol.
"The Necros are all I have left. Feeding them is my duty and my ultimate quest. And I won't let you lock us again."Music: Shogo Sakai - Mother 3 Love Theme (Super Smash Bros. Brawl Rearrangement)
- Night 1:
- Malcolm wants some B R E A D
- More gang shenanigans ensue.
- I'm more surprised that Fett and Fennec got fooled by it, to be honest.
- Tarot card readings, ft. a bowl of soup and Car Kirby.
- This does make sense, considering an account of his son, John Jr.
- C'mon, Papa Zola, I'm sure BoBoiBoy and friends have had a lot of adventures; why not join them (again)?
- That is a dumb way for you to go, Giygas...
- Beanbon Wouldn't Hit a Girl... unless she's fine with it.
- Linbob and ViHa have different opinions on the matter of F E A R
- I'm honestly wondering how does a heart browse the Internet more than anything.
- Bale's Ship Brigade I somehow wins a staring match against an item.
- You really need to commit it to memory.
- Uhh... who is holding his own here?
- If you can do that, why not just kill them already?
- (cue interruption) HEY! I didn't ask for "The Girl from Ipanema"! (cue fast forward sound effect; music goes back to normal) There we go.
- Reintroducing... the "Arena Tribute"?
- That must be quite the colorful mixtape, I imagine.
- Who raises foxes in a barn?
- Day 2:
- Oh shit, it's a game of Russian Roulette! No one dies, because the gun is fake, and there's a balloon.
- Looks like Kama's gotten a one-way ticket to the fiery pits.
- Saiki proves to be a very deft potato peeler.
- Stephanie has found a new way to recharge herself.
- JFK seems to have had enough of Beanbon's bullshirt, and puts an end to him.
- Heart Man is getting some H U G S
- Remember: the pillars can fool you!
- Jukane are now powerless.
- A missed shot, and (Poof!)
- So you mean he's allergic to all humans? How does he manage being played by Andy/Bonnie, then?
- Maybe Woody is allergic to Roy's dragon blood (if his mother is Ninian) instead?
- A robotic heart, ain't that swell?
- I... how do you do that?
- I do not believe for a second that a tomato soup needed THAT many therapists.
- Death has had enough of Sgt. Stone's ranting.
- Pretty sure this event is a reference, but I can't remember where it's from. In any case, RIP Bigger on the Inside Car.
- Bo Peep grabs a tree branch and inflicts a Death by a Thousand Cuts upon Snow.
- Remind me why do we have an event about the 2008 recession?
- Carby finds an ally of justice in a bind, and comes to the rescue (somehow).
- You do NOT steal this Companion Cube's lunch, unless you want to be hanged.
- Fallen 2:
- The deceased: Giygas, Kama, Beanbon, Sgt. Stone, and the Untitled Goose.
- Al and Peg Burdy: 1note
- Sei Shoganon: 1
- Malcolm: 1note
- John F. Kennedy: 1
- Companion Cube: 1
That was disappointing Giygas...
"The Necros are all I have left. Feeding them is my duty and my ultimate quest. And I won't let you lock us again."Jack Kennedy is really on "Jackass Kennedy" mode right now, geez.
Also, Giygas' death is one of the most undignified deaths the Games have ever seen, NGL
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."Woody being allergic to humans reminds me of when Toriel was allergic to them as well... when she raised human kids herself.note
Also, that's what you get for being a naughty goose!
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Feb 15th 2022 at 12:52:23 AM
"I didn't know you could read!" - Draco, in another timelineBoba, Fennec, you both should've known better than to fall for the "green chips are poisonous" trick.
"I've found the secret — children are immortal!" —me five seconds before reading the first update.
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.Thank you playing The Girl From Ipanema, Dick.
My female Author Avatar's Pokemon-themed form.(Spoilers for Zero Escape)
Junpei and Akane are no longer able to transfer their memories to another timeline.
And what kind of interests does a heart have anyways?
Big ol' Nintendo and mistery genre nerd. / Just call me Map for short. / Avatar made by me.- Night 2:
- I am trying, and failing, to imagine a long-necked Michaels.
- That will depend on what you do, Carby.
- That was truly a waste of time, Mr. President.
- Australian Mama Zila LMAO
- Clearly, Jukane has not been having a good time, and it's about to get worse.
- Mischief ensues for the sleeping Adechi and Shimamura, thanks to the Oompa Loompas.
- Saiki is absolutely terrible at doing a try not to laugh challenge.
- The Burdys do not think highly of Virovirokun, it seems.
- That's not sanitary, you two, don't force Papa Zola to do that!
- Any FF/KH tribute here: "Oops, our bad!"
- Eirika, in a shred of naivety, thinks an anti-good and evil potion would be the best thing to do. Seth, however, puts some sense into her.
- ... What currency? It's a tomato soup, for goodness's sake.
- Unfortunately, this flying trapeze act can only end in a (Splat!). Especially for a porcelain doll like Bo Peep.
- Day 3:
- (VROOM VROOM!) "Poyo!"
- I am not sure if the typo here is intentional or not. Can the audience help me with this?
- Bale's ships unite! They and the others seem to have a low opinion on Woody, however.
- I will have to assume that one of the other tributes in that Mount Rushmore lookalike is holding the bowl of soup in their lap or something. In any case, that heart locket has no more use.
- Shawn's continuous bragging about being fast is not endearing him to anyone.
- You don't have any past kills, ViHa.
- Stephanie tries to Steph up her game.
- Al and Peg make a mercy out of the killing of Adachi and Shimamura. Evidently, they've heard of the latter couple's Oompa Loompa humiliation.
- Foxy and Bonnie have gained some new powers, all thanks to a certain word.
- Roy steps up with the Durandal, and slices poor Dick in half with it.
- Death is out for a date, but Jukane don't appreciate the loss of the Heart Man.
- Fallen 3:
- The deceased: Bo Peep, Maddie, the Heart Locket GIF, Sakura Adachi & Hougetsu Shimamura, Dick, and Heart Man.
- Al and Peg Burdy: 2note
- Sei Shoganon: 1
- Malcolm: 1note
- John F. Kennedy: 1
- Companion Cube: 1
- Dave's Valentine's Navy: 1
- Roy and Lilina: 1
Edited by AlbertThompsonJr on Feb 15th 2022 at 2:31:03 AM
"Whatever may come to pass, I will be with you, I swear it." (Art by Ebinku)"We killed the Endsinger, didn't we Raha?"
"Yes, but that was before the games."
and yes "thsnks" is intentional
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.I see Boba and Fennec are continuing to be unremarkable thus far.
Hot dang! Did not see that coming from you two!
The reaper seems to like it though...
Big ol' Nintendo and mistery genre nerd. / Just call me Map for short. / Avatar made by me.Kusuke is doing... things.
Reserves have been rolled!
1. Shawn Michaels - MatthewLMayfield
3. Sgt. Stone - TheMemeMan
5. Sei Shounagon - Cutegirl920fire
7. Mama Zila - BlackFaithStar
8. Sakura Adachi and Hougetsu Shimamura - Justkong033
9. Malcolm - This
11. Bo Peep - kablammin45
13. Heart Locket GIF - ThatIdiotMan
14. Bale's Navy II - VengefulBale
15. Theodore Roosevelt - Warmaster23rat
16. Virovirokun - Zanreo
21. Julian T. Whitmore - SomeLibre
23. Sheldon J. Plankton and Karen Plankton - Billy5545
26. Roy and Lilina - AlbertThompsonJr
27. Hitomi Elahka and Inari Dreemurr - wingedcatgirl
28. The Faithful Foxes - CosmosAndChaos
Edited by SomeLibre on Feb 13th 2022 at 12:43:46 AM
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure