Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here
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Also, the host reservation list is here
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ANNOUNCEMENT: Event cut
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post
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And that should be that. Here's a save
of the simulation, just so you know what to expect.
Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on May 5th 2025 at 4:10:01 AM
RIP Lyn, there goes Al's hopes for a HectLyn moment.
Hector's murder of Bandana Dee is hilarious in more ways than one, because in Fire Emblem: Three Houses, maces are considered to be axes, aka Hector's primary weapon type. And it's strong against armored units (like him), ironically enough
Also, Hector has an Excellent Judge of Character this time, because Hoffman is such a psychopath.
Edited by dave_the_assassin on Feb 10th 2022 at 2:17:56 AM
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."BATTLE MUSIC: L.A. Noire - Noire Clarinet
- Marcus happens to overhear Ingrid talking about Etzali and some of his sordid history. Marcus has heard about this and is glad he's not the only one who thinks that badly of Etzali.
- Staphanie has tried to get past 3333 times. While not succeeding each of those times, you have to admire the determination.
- Trap-Jaw can't see due to all the bandages over his face. But hey, he takes joy in staggering around, screaming "I'm Mummy Head!"
- GIGAS showing off his brand new iPhone in excitement, only to realize it's a fake, much to his disappointment.
- Yes Man and Wally sing about aglets. But someone here thinks it's such an awful song, a beam appears and no one can recall it. Which is probably a good thing.
- Dr. Yap finds himself stuck in a room with a ceiling coming down, ready to crush him. But Viking Berserk saves the day and makes the cheesy life-saving line.
- Peridot refuses to bond with The Teddies over pizza despite their insistence. The Teddies team up and maul her to death. They turn to Eliwood & Ninian and freaked out over Peridot's death, they have pizza with the Teddies against their will.
- Josephine is such a badass, she manages to make the solar system stop moving around the galaxy. She is the master of time and space.
- Nakamura makes another attempt at killing, putting a bomb into Evil-Lyn's mouth and yeeting her off the building. The bomb explodes, but she miraculously survives.
- Demoman learns the way of the Pirate via Summer Gaius, matey!
- Monojeff, Eleanor and the Portrait of Ash take a nice ride on a Ferris wheel, with the Portrait getting its frame stuck on the protective railing.
- The Metroid Larva acknowledges itself as trash and throws itself away, where it sucks on the trash juice there.
- Celtic Woad Raider wrecks Legendary Hector's camp while trying to get it decorated for a TV show. But the resulting mess of it somehow manages to win, even beating Cad Bane's camp. Guess the judges have unique taste this go-around.
- Sandshrew catches a wild Hoffman.
- Pokemon typically have limited vocabulary, so it's easy to see why one can't guess what song Triton is playing.
- Chel can't take the heat after eating her chili bread.
- Gabby pulls out her turn and threatens Kirby, saying she will send his ass to the Netherlands if he keeps fucking with her.
- Monoborat calls Ultimate Alliance a light-bulb. Ultimate Alliance then turns into a cheap knock-off version of GE light-bulbs called DE, which falls and breaks into pieces.
- Not only is Applejack an axe-murderer, she becomes immensely powerful, much to the ire of the other tributes.
- Cad Bane does not appreciate the feel of a good tomato.
- Sandslash is laying there when suddenly the floating head of Ingrid appears, encouraging the Pokemon to slash open Trap-Jaw. But Sandslash doesn't listen to the head.
- Nakamura has made two failed kill attempts and now he's stuck in a tree. How pathetic. And now he needs help getting down, which three of the tributes do so, which includes a portrait.
- Monojeff doesn't want to waste anytime; he just wants to fight Kirby already. No need for some dramatic speech.
- Black Tea finds an unconscious Applejack and tosses her hat in the laundry to wash. Black Tea slips one of her dresses on the pony.
- Demoman has gotten the gift of sleep serum.
- Hoffman has some breakfast at Evil-Lyn's camp, who can conjure up some mean pancakes with her magic.
- Inside the Viking Berserk's fridge is the mysterious creature known as the headscratcher. Or so he names as such.
- Pokemon blinded him.... with science!
- President Snow and Coin are now dead at the hands of Chel, who becomes the President of the season herself. But she steps down to give it to somebody more worthy: Bale, Bale of the Vengeful variety. The same man who ran this season. He will be the President the rest of the season. Say hi to President Bale.
- The Teddies make a meme out of the recently-appointed President Bale and put their own spin on it, with their so-called killer photoshop skills.
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- Guess stopping the solar system has come back to bite Josephine hard. She finds herself snowed in and has to slowly dig her way out.
- Dr. Yap: "I participated in the Hunger Games and all I got was this lousy t-shirt". (He puts it on, showing a cool design of GIGAS on it.)
- Locharcha thinks Eliwood and Ninian are an odd couple, but they steam a good ham apparently.
- Marcus feels inspired after watching She-Dragon use her super-strength to interrogate Yes Man, and makes a painting of it. But his artwork leaves a lot to be desired. It looks like the Blob is squeezing Face from Nick Jr. Just putrid artwork.
- Summer Gaius gives Etzali a very deep muscle massage, and Elzali melts into a blod of flesh. But he returns back to normal after a while.
- Gabby manages to pistol-whip Metroid Larva into submission and celebrates with a nice game of patty-cake with Eleanor.
- Legendary Hector lets Triton know that his haircut sucks. Triton cannot live with that as his hair meant so much to him, so he spontaneously combusts.
FALLEN
◊ TRIBUTES
◊: Peridot, Ultimate Alliance, Triton
REMAINING TRIBUTES: 35
- Demoman: 1
- Peridot: 1
- GIGAS: 1
- Legendary Hector: 2
- Applejack: 1
- Sandslash: 1
- Ultimate Alliance: 1
- The Teddies: 1
Edited by MatthewLMayfield on Feb 9th 2022 at 6:15:33 AM
cursed meme
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryApplejack in a Black Tea dress tho
She hates fancy dresses, but she once did so to show how ridiculous Rarity was in stereotypical farm clothes.
Always open to sharing avatars and chatting. Can message me for either. (He/Him) Currently watching: BTAS
Oh dang that was fast.
Protection and power are overrated. I think you are very wise to choose happiness and love. Current avatar: ConnieBATTLE MUSIC: Tetris (NES) - Music C
- The Metroid Larva has the brief moment of feeling like sucking the lifeforce out of someone's brains. But it passes.
- Eliwood & Ninian and Nakamura are given a cloth by Sandslash, which they both swipe with another cloth by She-Dragon, who then promptly falls over and gags to death. As it turns out, the cloth was poisoned with gas.
- Marcus's name has now been changed to "Thief" after he shoplifts from Appleejack's Pony Shop.
- The Teddies are not impressed with everyone who has nominated for The Hunger Games and call us all out.
- Yes Man has some programming glitches he works out as he climbs the mountain.
- The Portrait of a Pile of Ash almost ends up being turned into a real pile of ash after it fails to solve Chel's floor puzzle and even gets set on fire. But Evil-Lyn shows up to stop the flamethrowers and puts out the fire before the Portrait gets badly damaged.
- Summer Gaius seeks out Hoffman to make a cake depicting Legendary Hector dying, in hopes of depressing everyone to eat it. Hoffman gladly obliges to make the cake.
- This season's sponsor is Cad Bane, here to plug his own brand of LL-30 blaster pistols. All for your blasting needs. Get yours today!
- Wally might still be blinded by science, but he uses his senses to hide underneath the Triangle of Life, surviving the earthquake.
- Wouldn't have thought Elanor to be computer-savvy, but not only is she handy with a computer, she makes some MLG videos of Kirby.
- Etzali is now armed with a whip.
- Locharcha is loyal to Celtic Woad Raider and doesn't want to be part of Sandshrew's group if the Celtic isn't in it.
- And here's Ingrid, finding a Transformer that turns into a gun and zaps away Demoman.
- Monoborat revives Gabby, but the resurrection doesn't agree with him as he needs to make an emergency potty break shortly after.
- Dr. Yap considers overdosing himself on the anesthesia, but relents at the last minute.
- For a brief moment, all the surfaces here look like a more uglier version of Viking Berserk's face.
- Look out! It's Trap-Jaw on the attack! He wrecks up Scipion's Cooking School with his mighty jaws and his assortment of weapons.
- And there's GIGAS, hanging off the clothesline after falling into Black Tea's laundry tub, of which he sees Applejack's hat and the dress the pony briefly wore.
- Staphanie has a horrible nightmare over Demoman's death by robot gun and screams "mint chocolate chip!" repeatedly, with Monojeff wondering what's going on. Perhaps mint chocolate chip was Demoman's favorite ice cream?
- Monoborat offers Josephine the choice of steak cooked in the style of rare, medium or Eleanor Sherman. Josephine, not finding the idea of steak tasting like clammy rich old lady, takes her steak rare.
- Kirby inhales the remains of Demoman and disguises himself as the fallen Scot. But the fine Detective that is Hoffman isn't fooled at all.
- Nakamura falls into a radioactive vat. You'd think that would be the end of him considering his luck. But no, he emerges, more powerful and stronger. He is Super Nakamura.
- Well, well, well, penny, penny, penny.
- The sight of an animal with antlers is too much for Summer Gaius to handle.
- The Portrait of Ash attempts to lure Sandslash into a floor trap of its own to burn the Pokemon to death. But Sandslah knows about the trap before hand. It's not fooled as it slashes the portrait to shreds and burns the remains of it for good measure, turning it into a real pile of ash.
- Wally throws his keyboard in frustration after playing a game, screaming in German for some reason. Guess he's so frustrated over being blind and not playing a game, it makes him speak different languages.
- I don't know if you'd want to trust the cat in the hat, Viking.
- And there's Ingrid, who takes three horseshoes and smacks Applejack around with them repeatedly until the beating kills her.
- Nothing like a nice dolphin watch with a few of the tributes.
- Trap-Jaw has really powerful jaws. And he knows he can make good use of them on a poor soul.
- Legendary Hector finds himself possessed by a demon summoned by Evil-Lyn. But she fears the demon is too much and can cause a lot of problems. She drowns herself to kill the demon and save Hector.
- Nothing like playing a nice little six-string on a swordfish with others going dolphin watching nearby.
- See, the CIA go undercover, they sleep under cover! Get it? Ha ha ha ha ha!
- And Etzali is locked in the bathroom by Dr. Yap and he intends to keep Etzali in there for the rest of the season. Unless of course he finds a way to escape.
- Metroid Lavra groans after groaning out a surprisingly coherent math pun, and "Thief" plays along with it.
- Locharcha falls unconscious due to blood loss over being shot by a random person.
- Gabby finds Dave's Assassin School is losing profits. Maybe Dave's recent season win can get him some business again.
FALLEN
◊ TRIBUTES
◊: She-Dragon, Demoman, Portrait of a Pile of Ash, Applejack, Evil-Lyn
REMAINING TRIBUTES: 30
- Demoman: 1
- Peridot: 1
- GIGAS: 1
- Legendary Hector: 2
- Applejack: 1
- Sandslash: 2
- Ultimate Alliance: 1
- The Teddies: 1
- Eliwood and Ninian: 1
Lol at Black Tea still doing laundry

Applejack: What the hay is this 'ani-may' you're talkin' about?
Meanwhile, Kirby's nonexistent fingers failed to fing.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Feb 10th 2022 at 3:45:15 AM
Still waiting for someone to break him free...