Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here.
Due to the resim glitch, event submission is currently paused.
Also, the host reservation list is here.
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post.
And that should be that. Here's a save of the simulation, just so you know what to expect. Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Sep 27th 2023 at 8:51:59 AM
Hey there folks! I hope you all had a magical time last season, but now it's once again time to start anew, with a new season and a fresh new cast◊ of tributes!◊
Who will live? Who will die? Who will shock and awe us? Leeeeet's find out!
- The tributes run, run, run, they can't stop! They run, run, run again, they can't help it! They may also take a weapon or object that will most likely mean absolutely nothing in the grand scheme of things.
- The lovely ladies of ITEM have a very bad feeling about their tenure this season.
- The very first thing Mukuro does is utterly obliterate a powerful shinobi. Her talent sure came in clutch here.
- Sarv waves goodbye to Faith.
- Is it really that surprising? Squid Game is the Hot New Thingâ„¢ right now, and this isn't the first time that tribute nominations have reflected current trends.
- GG, Kerr. Now you can't be here anymore! (...not that that will matter once someone inevitably nominates him again.)
- Wow, what an impressive… building…?
- Yeah that's pretty on-brand for a Squid Game protag.
- Nidoking makes the questionable decision of fighting a rapper, who beats him to a bloody pulp.
- Dialga literally backstabs the Riddler. Good call.
- Cheese. being invited to MasterChef. Seems legit. It better hope it doesn't wind up being used in someone's dish.
- Not like you can see the blood very well on Doc, anyway.
- Yeahhhhhhhh whales aren't supposed to move like that. RIP Wenda.
- Itsuki is killed… but GIR is kind enough to revive him.
- Ouch! Gone too soon, and such a painful way to go, RIP Shinn and Lunamaria.
- ...yeah, seems legit.
- Mr. Frond, no!
- ...the building had powers? Also, wow, Eminem, talk about poor aiming skills.
- Squid Game Protagonist is paranoid! Again, this isn't surprising!
- Koichiro loses both of his eyes because Velma trained some birds to peck them out. Yikes.
- Friendship Cheese.
- Luna gets tortured by a… spaceship?
- More torture! What did Eyeball do to deserve this!?
- Uhhh. I think the Squid Game Doll is broken. I thought it could only say "Red Light" and "Green Light" or something.
- Yeah, we all know that prisons are worthless in this game.
- But Foxy and Bonnie have barely even done anything! Geez, isn't it a bit early to pass judgement on tributes' behaviour?
- So… where does the traffic light come into play, exactly?
- Lotte has now developed a fear of rollercoasters.
- Mukuro successfully dodges two mallets.
- Brandy finds the bodies of Shinn and Lunamaria. Turns out that they were Detectives.
FALLEN◊ TRIBUTES:◊ Madara, Kerr Avon, Nidoking, The Riddler, Wenda and Shinn and Lunamaria (as one tribute)
- Mukuro: 1
- Eminem: 1
- Dialga: 1
- Sylveon: 1note
LMAO the RNG finally gives me a reserve only to kill her off in the very first update. Go figure. 😅
"Okay, yeah, I guess Ollie fits the goofy sidekick role, but being a princess doesn't mean I spontaneously sing about everything, 'kay?"RIP King
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."Oh good, a massive worfing and very first death of the Bloodbath.
Just so you know, exploding whales are real as can be. RIP Kablam's first reserve.
Also, Eyeball actually deserved that torture for attempting to extract Rose's gemstone from Steven and getting revenge on him two years later.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Surprisingly. ITEM manage to survives the first update despite three of them are the first one to die in previous season.
There are nine endings, with only one of them being remotely happy, so the odds don't look good.
Big ol' Nintendo and mistery genre nerd. / Just call me Map for short. / Avatar made by me.Last update for today!
- Huh? How?
- Yeah, Squid Game Protag's pretty emo this season.
- Eyeball proves herself to be stronger than the Auditor. RIP.
- But… it doesn't have any limbs… you can't do the hokey-pokey without limbs…
- Well, she's already a witch… no, not the Madoka Magica kind of witch. Anyway. Close enough.
- Mmm, jelly.
- A bunch of tributes decide to sing. Since when was this a musical?
- Owwwwww what's with all the Eye Scream this season
- That's a… very strange group of tributes playing on a children's playground…
- Mukuroland? Is this direct competition with Junkoland?
- Oi, leave Faith alone! Besides, Meme Man's reserve did make it in, and you and her are both still alive right now!
- Wait, why does GIR have Cheese.
- Foxy and Bonnie are killed in a draconic whirlwind, and suddenly all those other animatronics (or their human counterparts I guess) aren't as creepy as they once were.
- Since when did Zira take up baking?
- ...ITEM were in prison? And how did a green bean casserole of all things help them escape?
- Sylveon gets lootbox'd.
- Lotte, no! You're too young to drink!
- Oh no! Hank has just caused mass-destruction! RIP to the three tributes caught in the crossfire.
- ...doubtful, Brandy.
- What the hell is Juliette doing, indeed.
- ...wow. Now that's an anticlimactic way for those four to go.
- The Torus demands that Dimitri and Marianne piss off and do whatever the hell they do together as a couple.
FALLEN◊ TRIBUTES:◊ The Auditor, Foxy X Bonnie (as one tribute,) Sylveon, squid game protagonist, Building, Blofeld, Velma, Rolento, Mr. Frond and GIR
- Hank: 3
- Mukuro: 1
- Eminem: 1
- Dialga: 1
- Sylveon: 1note
- Eyeball: 1
- Luna: 1note
- Jay Sherman: 1
Edited by Psychedelicate on Nov 30th 2021 at 12:31:25 AM
"they do together as a cpuple." should be "they do together as a couple."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUKUGIR IS A GONER
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sureBeware the savage Ruby!
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Fixed, thanks for pointing that out lol, it's midnight here
Sora, how could a traffic light can possibly be a Sith Lord? It's an inanimate object!
Also, RI(N)P Blofeld, herein lies a bastard
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."Oh shit, Jay with a kill!
And they die early again
Ture RiderBye Sarv! 👋 Though I already waved back when I was running . Speaking of which, sheesh Vigo, what gives? :P Then he encounters Sarv to mess around with shoes, interesting.
Wow Hank with that triple-kill tho!
Remind me to never go cryptid-hunting, oof.
My Sylveon OC just had to go Cute and Psycho right off the bat.
CAC: The other heroes are right. I can't give up!....Eyeball. HOW IN THE NAME OF THE HIGHER POWERS DID YOU MANAGE TO KILL THE MOTHERFRICKING AUDITOR???
IT TOOK AN OVERLY STRONG SUPERHUMAN TO TAKE HIM DOWN, AND EVEN THEN IT WAS TEMPORARY, YOU'RE JUST A RUBY, I AM GOING TO ETERNALLY QUESTION THIS
...I'm not sure if I was here for that but if I wasn't, dang, I' kinda sad that I missed that.
Edited by RippleStarShards on Nov 29th 2021 at 3:07:10 AM
I'm finally back into Kirby.The same way Madara, the guy who can take on whole armies by himself without breaking a sweat (among other things), was unceremoniously made the first casualty by someone way weaker than him.
- Mukuro dies on a cookie hill. Literally. I guess she misses GIR? Either way, RIP.
- Ewwwwwww
- Uh-oh, Squid Game Doll didn't stop at the red light! RIP.
- The Torus hypnotises the green bean casserole into thinking it's a completely different food.
- ...yeah, maybe you're not quite ready to be parents yet, Dimitri, Marianne.
- ...doesn't Eminem have a wife IRL? And a kid?
- Don't poke a sleeping lion, Lotte!
- Ouch, imagine getting taken out by a traffic light. RIP Luna.
- ...I get the feeling that Eyeball should know full well that Doc is Doc.
- The President returning a tribute's keys to her!? Scandalous!
- Isn't Ena's face already warped, technically? It's not your typical face.
- Careful not to go mouldy in there, Cheese..
- I dunno, Paul, I get the feeling that that's a bad idea…
- Okay, now I have no sympathy for Eyeball.
- Hongle Dong inflicts bullet hell on the Torus because they're sick of its rap-battling.
- After what he did in the previous update, this is an unexpected way for Hank to go; Skids is kind enough to end his suffering.
- Sora! That's not very heroic of you! Yeesh… RIP Itsuki, sorry you got scammed.
- Pretty sure Luna Nova doesn't teach its students how to do that…
- Either Jay Sherman is a vegetarian or he just doesn't like burgers. Or maybe he's on a diet. Who knows. Who cares.
- Gem yeet!
FALLEN◊ TRIBUTES:◊ Mukuro, Squid Game Doll, Luna, Hank, Itsuki and Eminem
- Hank: 3
- Mukuro: 1
- Eminem: 1
- Dialga: 1
- Sylveon: 1note
- Eyeball: 1
- Luna: 1note
- Jay Sherman: 1
- A Traffic Light: 1
- Skids Valentino: 1
- Sora: 1
- Lotte: 1
Heads-up: the next update is gonna be CRAZY!
You'd think Jay being a very Big Eater, you'd think he'd enjoy the burger, but...
It's somewhat dissapointing to have your tributes die relatively early, but after everything I've seen in this simulator, I feel like the RNG is going easy on me, so I'll take what I can get.
Big ol' Nintendo and mistery genre nerd. / Just call me Map for short. / Avatar made by me.
Event suggestions have been closed. Again, we're still looking for a runner since Psyche will host.
EDIT: Faith will run.
EDIT 2: And Map, Libre, and Matt have set up the save for her.
EDIT 3: She found a good save and will get to screening in a short while!
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Nov 28th 2021 at 8:20:09 PM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"